11 Tasteless Holiday Decorations

Submitted by: funface 8 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16851_11-tasteless-holiday-decorations.html

Oh Rudolph, you horny bastard.
There are 49 comments:
Male 1,136
rudoff the red.....umm never mind
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Male 2,388
liked the black jesus one. I have no idea how thats innapropriate though. This may sound racist but that picture doesnt belong
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Male 2,553
lmao rudolf
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Female 2,064
I don`t get it. What`s wrong with the Rudolph one--oh wait. Nevermind.
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Male 3,412
TKD_Master, this is directly taken from the text on top:
"We asked you to use Photoshop to come up with some holiday decorations that would make Ebenezer Scrooge blush. The winner is below, but first the runners up:"

So, yeah, they`re all Photoshopped.

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Male 1,226
I was actually hoping to see some real ones...it`s funnier when it isn`t staged.
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Male 4,793
im like 100% sure the gingerbread house `forclosure` is photoshopped and the sleigh with balls is photoshopped. why dont the balls have snow on em? and theres a decent chance the gingerbread men with dicks is shopped too, based on the fact that it`d be fairly hard to make the dick before bakeing.
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Female 2,258
alfietoon
strangely enough i think the christmas tree/ KKK suit i think was the best mainly coz it was the only real one
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Abu Ghraib... look it up.


I like the Gingerbread House one the most, but I suppose the Rudolph one better fulfilled the rule, "come up with some holiday decorations that would make Ebenezer Scrooge blush." Number 7, the sleigh, was just a pathetic attempt. It deserved last place if any spot on the list.

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Female 307
Aw. I thought that they were going to be real.
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Male 5,194
The forclosed gingerbread house was the best.
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Female 4,376
those...were awesome
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Male 502
"I... don`t get #2"

All of these are jokes. Jesus` mom was Mary... White people think Mary was white... The baby here is black... Joseph (white) is all pissed off because Baby Jesus is black. The joke is that in the Bible, Joseph was told by an angel that Mary was pregnant, and that he (Joseph) was not the father. "God" was the baby`s father...

In #2, Joseph is a white dude, pissed because his woman made a baby with a black dude.

Are we really all this slow?

Really?

This is wonderful satire

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Female 175
Now I wanna make a gingerbread house with a forclosed sign for real...
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Male 1,835
7 is way shooped
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Male 1,468
I... don`t get #2.
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Male 342
i like the notice of foreclsure one
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Male 1,497
Hes so wise that he fooled her into thinking she was still a virgin. :/
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Male 2,344
Every single one was photoshopped. Except maybe #2, I am unsure.

But of course, before anyone make`s that statement, you must read the opening paragraph...

"We asked you to use Photoshop to come up with some holiday decorations that would make Ebenezer Scrooge blush."

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Male 1,556
No, it was MEANT to be funny because Mary and Joseph are both white, and Jesus is black and there is a black lord behind mary holding her shoulders and Joseph is pissed.
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Male 81
i don`t really get number 2... was it funny because he was black? cuz thats not funny to me
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Male 1,164
strangely enough i think the christmas tree/ KKK suit i think was the best mainly coz it was the only real on
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Male 173
#4 probably tastes delicious
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Female 165
Very tasteless.
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Male 71
Dumb.
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Female 251
they are all shopped
it`s part of cracked`s weekly contest

which is always fun fun

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Male 511
idontknow, only number 11 isnt shopped...and it was the least tasteless one
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Male 4,012
Tasteless, but that doesn`t mean it`s not hilarious.
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Female 77
The Abu Ghraib one is pretty drated up...
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Male 907
... To all those saying its shopped, they are. Read the top, it says they have a photoshopping competition. Winner gets money.
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Female 1,690
i think it`d be funnier if all, or at least most of those weren`t shopped :P
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Male 240
has anyone ate a gingerbread house
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Female 26
any one else stare at number 6 as long as i did?

lmao like 10 mins

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Male 228
The webcomic Penny Arcade had a contest like this: Dickerdoodles; send in pictures of yourself (or others) making/eating cookies shaped like male genitalia. With white "frosting". Please don`t ban me for this comment!
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Female 1,212
lol funny gingerbread house.

Now I wanna go make one.

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Female 497
>_> that was stupid
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Male 353
Um.. Yes.. These are all fake... Please, people... Jesus Christ on a cross! We know these are jokes. But thanks for pointing it out. For a minute there, I thought I could get a Rudolph with a Wunder Boner.
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Male 2,121
"Most were obviously shopped, but the last one...
Almost didn`t notice that..."

yea, I noticed that too. It was almost as if they were having a Christmas photoshop competition or smomething...

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Male 410
Thanks luckyse7en....Captain Obvious to the rescue!!
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Male 2,395
Most were obviously shopped, but the last one...
Almost didn`t notice that...
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Female 4,447
My friend and I made cookies for everyone one year with holiday designs on them. Snowflakes, Christmas trees, etc. And just because I could, I decorated all of mine with yellow icing for the snow.
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Male 614
SHOPPED!1!1!1!


But yea, I was expecting actual decorations. ;(

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Male 2,076
the rudolph was pretty funny yeah
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Male 3,014
In before some wise ass says `shopped` in all caps followed by alternating exclamation points and ones.
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Male 502
In #2, Joseph looks a bit pissed off. Come on Joseph, the angel told you weren`t the baby`s father.
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Female 1,134
i dont know, but the advent calendar was pretty interesting.
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Male 9,306
love the Santa suicide. XD
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Female 140
some of those were just not right...
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Male 12
eh ok
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Male 42
Link: 11 Tasteless Holiday Decorations [Rate Link] - Oh Rudolph, you horny bastard.
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