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Date: 12/07/08 03:00 PM

49 Responses to 11 Tasteless Holiday Decorations

  1. Profile photo of funface
    funface Male 30-39
    42 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Link: 11 Tasteless Holiday Decorations - Oh Rudolph, you horny bastard.
  2. Profile photo of dudeman101
    dudeman101 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    eh ok
  3. Profile photo of MetroStation
    MetroStation Female 13-17
    140 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    some of those were just not right...
  4. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    love the Santa suicide. XD
  5. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    i dont know, but the advent calendar was pretty interesting.
  6. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    In #2, Joseph looks a bit pissed off. Come on Joseph, the angel told you weren`t the baby`s father.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    In before some wise ass says `shopped` in all caps followed by alternating exclamation points and ones.
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    the rudolph was pretty funny yeah
  9. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    SHOPPED!1!1!1!


    But yea, I was expecting actual decorations. ;(

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    My friend and I made cookies for everyone one year with holiday designs on them. Snowflakes, Christmas trees, etc. And just because I could, I decorated all of mine with yellow icing for the snow.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    Most were obviously shopped, but the last one...
    Almost didn`t notice that...
  12. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    Thanks luckyse7en....Captain Obvious to the rescue!!
  13. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    "Most were obviously shopped, but the last one...
    Almost didn`t notice that..."

    yea, I noticed that too. It was almost as if they were having a Christmas photoshop competition or smomething...

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    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Um.. Yes.. These are all fake... Please, people... Jesus Christ on a cross! We know these are jokes. But thanks for pointing it out. For a minute there, I thought I could get a Rudolph with a Wunder Boner.
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    >_> that was stupid
  16. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    lol funny gingerbread house.

    Now I wanna go make one.

  17. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    The webcomic Penny Arcade had a contest like this: Dickerdoodles; send in pictures of yourself (or others) making/eating cookies shaped like male genitalia. With white "frosting". Please don`t ban me for this comment!
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    butt_pirate Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    any one else stare at number 6 as long as i did?

    lmao like 10 mins

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    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    has anyone ate a gingerbread house
  20. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    i think it`d be funnier if all, or at least most of those weren`t shopped :P
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    ... To all those saying its shopped, they are. Read the top, it says they have a photoshopping competition. Winner gets money.
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    kittygreens Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    The Abu Ghraib one is pretty drated up...
  23. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Tasteless, but that doesn`t mean it`s not hilarious.
  24. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    idontknow, only number 11 isnt shopped...and it was the least tasteless one
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    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    they are all shopped
    it`s part of cracked`s weekly contest

    which is always fun fun

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    DaveyyBooy Male 18-29
    71 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Dumb.
  27. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    Very tasteless.
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    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    #4 probably tastes delicious
  29. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    strangely enough i think the christmas tree/ KKK suit i think was the best mainly coz it was the only real on
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    boredtthemax Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    i don`t really get number 2... was it funny because he was black? cuz thats not funny to me
  31. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    No, it was MEANT to be funny because Mary and Joseph are both white, and Jesus is black and there is a black lord behind mary holding her shoulders and Joseph is pissed.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    December 7, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Every single one was photoshopped. Except maybe #2, I am unsure.

    But of course, before anyone make`s that statement, you must read the opening paragraph...

    "We asked you to use Photoshop to come up with some holiday decorations that would make Ebenezer Scrooge blush."

  33. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Hes so wise that he fooled her into thinking she was still a virgin. :/
  34. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    i like the notice of foreclsure one
  35. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    I... don`t get #2.
  36. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    7 is way shooped
  37. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    Now I wanna make a gingerbread house with a forclosed sign for real...
  38. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    "I... don`t get #2"

    All of these are jokes. Jesus` mom was Mary... White people think Mary was white... The baby here is black... Joseph (white) is all pissed off because Baby Jesus is black. The joke is that in the Bible, Joseph was told by an angel that Mary was pregnant, and that he (Joseph) was not the father. "God" was the baby`s father...

    In #2, Joseph is a white dude, pissed because his woman made a baby with a black dude.

    Are we really all this slow?

    Really?

    This is wonderful satire

  39. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    those...were awesome
  40. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    The forclosed gingerbread house was the best.
  41. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    Aw. I thought that they were going to be real.
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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    December 7, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    alfietoon
    strangely enough i think the christmas tree/ KKK suit i think was the best mainly coz it was the only real one
    _________________________________________________________

    Abu Ghraib... look it up.


    I like the Gingerbread House one the most, but I suppose the Rudolph one better fulfilled the rule, "come up with some holiday decorations that would make Ebenezer Scrooge blush." Number 7, the sleigh, was just a pathetic attempt. It deserved last place if any spot on the list.

  43. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 5:21 am
    im like 100% sure the gingerbread house `forclosure` is photoshopped and the sleigh with balls is photoshopped. why dont the balls have snow on em? and theres a decent chance the gingerbread men with dicks is shopped too, based on the fact that it`d be fairly hard to make the dick before bakeing.
  44. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 7:22 am
    I was actually hoping to see some real ones...it`s funnier when it isn`t staged.
  45. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3240 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 8:35 am
    TKD_Master, this is directly taken from the text on top:
    "We asked you to use Photoshop to come up with some holiday decorations that would make Ebenezer Scrooge blush. The winner is below, but first the runners up:"

    So, yeah, they`re all Photoshopped.

  46. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    I don`t get it. What`s wrong with the Rudolph one--oh wait. Nevermind.
  47. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    lmao rudolf
  48. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    liked the black jesus one. I have no idea how thats innapropriate though. This may sound racist but that picture doesnt belong
  49. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 10:39 am
    rudoff the red.....umm never mind

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