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So they were pretending they were above it all, and not like someone "who would really call", whatever THAT`s suppose to mean. Of course, the 900 number took their money same as anybody else when they called.
I used to rage so much at these idiots.
you`re why your parents got divorced
buddy, your dog when u were 7, actually died, and did not just run away
you donated all your toys/clothes/jewelry/money to charity in your sleep
your parents are dead
you have "insert std/HIV/cancer here"
that girl you scored last night at the bar was a tranny
you`re house/condo/apartment caught fire and everything was destroyed
people laugh at you when you leave a room
you`ve actually been in a coma for the last 23 years, your perspective of reality is a military experiment that you were volunteered for
there`s nothing you can do to lose those 15 pounds
have a happy cry!
That was awkward.
"Congratulations! You`re the 3,657 person we`ve ripped off today! To celebrate we`re taking $1000 out of your bank account and pimping your daughter out! Here, listen to her begging for mercy as she`s ridden bareback by `Mr Absolutely-drating-enormous`!"
It`s Tiny Tim`s Tiptoe Through the Tulips on repeat.
excuse me, but i did it with your spouse. you wanna hear it, i recorded it....
i DO wonder what it was...
"Current amount wasted: $45. That could have fed 57 starving children, but you spent it on a phone-call you selfish b*tch"-------------------------------------------------
Exactly what I was thinking!
I don`t get it.
"Current amount wasted: $45. That could have fed 57 starving children, but you spent it on a phone-call you selfish b*tch"