Worse Crash Test Ever

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc
http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=video&page_id=16871

This truck is a marvel of Chinese engineering. Whatever you put in the very back will remain unharmed in any crash.
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Male 1
Actually, that car is German, not Chinese. Specifically, a VW T3.
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Male 40
that can`t be safe
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Male 1,164
does it not have any supports to stop it crushing at all?
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Male 553
i want one!!
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Male 715
This truck seems to be carrying too much inertia to have been traveling at 64kph(40mph). So either the reported speed is wrong, or it`s carrying a massive payload.
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Female 652
oh god, I assume those were dummies in there?? hopefully?
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Male 995
leslie "Not a crash test. It was a crash test of the crash test center."

Indeed. Does that mean the wall was rushing towards the parked van?

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Male 2,553
wow china is fail. they dont care about their people at all.... newsflash i know.
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Female 4,197
omfg thats insane.
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Male 285
my ninja skills would keep me safe
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Male 4,546
And yes, again, all cars are supposed to have Crumple Zones. It reduces impact. A car without crumple zones is more dangerous.

The same principle is why you have an airbag and not a brickbag, even though the brickbag is "harder" and therefore "safer", giving you "more protection", if you`re "stupid".

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Male 82
Not a crash test. It was a crash test of the crash test center. LOL. Hence no dummies or crash test markings or anything of that matter. It was a cheap truck loaded with sand and launched at the wall to see if it can hold up.
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Male 904
bad news...our supply car crashed, the driver and passenger died...Good news, all of the cargo survived...
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Male 4,546
Lol, blah blah blah, Chinese stuff sucks because of one crash test on one vehicle on a non-chinese truck.

Is there really any reason for the Chinese descriptor other than racism and wounded pride at your utterly failing automotive industry?

Either way: Toyota Rules

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Male 2,344
Well katman, we could call them `foes` or `despised ones`. But I think that enemies is more suiting.
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Male 2,344
How...How on Earth is it possible to build such a poorly supported vehicle? That`s sad.
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Male 1,204
Chinese engineering, at its best.
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Male 1,835
"HEY! i want one! i could give them to my enemies then tell them it has been reinforced with TITANIUM! YEAH!!!"

yes trojan horse is totally overlooked in every culture. except for you, and you`re the only one who remembers. henceforth all `enemies` are dumber than you, because they are uneducated. :P

i don`t mean to sound harsh by the way, this is just one of my pet peeves, refering to people as `enemies` and that they too are uneducated. it`s tough to explain :P

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Female 2,064
I think people would have more concern over the driver...XD
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Female 1,436
Ah, sweet, sweet humanity at its` best
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Male 533
The cargo- that`s all that matters.
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Male 557
HEY! i want one! i could give them to my enemies then tell them it has been reinforced with TITANIUM! YEAH!!!
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Male 471
I saw the "thumbnail" of the video, where it saves the middle frame, and thought "it`s not that bad".

Then I watched the video and noticed that what I thought was the cab was just the middle section, and the rest was crushed.

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Male 4,793
well, your local UPS guy is dead, but the good news is your package is okay! yay china!
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Female 1,893
ouchies X 100
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Male 36
thats pretty bad... but i think this one has it beat by far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgjtSilW8...

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Male 1,590
"Whatever you put in the very back will remain unharmed in any crash."

Unless you`re rear-ended.

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Male 493
Crumple zone?

Hell, that front cab was an IMPLOSION ZONE

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Male 2,855
I thought natural selection was something good
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Male 194
The people in the cab would get ANNIHILATED.
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Male 1,089
lol smart cars. how pathetic.
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Male 4,290
Opiebreath - I don`t want to drive a vehicle that has a "crumple zone".


Almost all cars have crumple zones opie, it`s just that usually they`re away from the passengers. Bonnets and engine areas etc that are crumple zones are designed to collapse to slow the crash and reduce the impact on the passengers.

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Male 4,290
mystreT, it`s called sarcasm.
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Male 143
for some odd reason i wanna see those things race on a figure-8 track,
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Male 453
What do they have against European countries?
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Male 1,148
damn... I`d be scared doing 20 in a thing like that
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Male 1,788
This is ridiculously old, and as stated before, not a chinese crash test.
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Male 335
and why "sadly this truck was barred from selling it in Europe"? I would think is was good thing this truck was barred, not sad at all.
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Male 335
Worst Crash ever, not Worse.
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Male 311
The video was slowed down and started paused in the middle of it driving
it probably was going very fast and started from much further away
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Female 924
Agree with festlund, it`s a VW, not a Chinese car.
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Female 15,763
I don`t want to drive a vehicle that has a "crumple zone".
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Male 2,160
`dont worry, our great nations cargo is safe`
ROFL
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Male 6
That is not a chinese car, that is a VW Transporter (version 2 I might add) and it is not a crash test. It`s been around for 100 years and still no one can see that it`s a VW.

It is fully weighed down with cementbricks on the bottom of the flatbed.

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Male 226
Handy if you are transporting toxic waste or the like.
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Female 129
*gasps in horror* arg
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Male 1,220
oh i thought it wqas actually going to be something like.. really marvelous and so i was waiting for some feat of strength. but then i was like "well that`s stupid, the drivers would get hurt anyway!"

and then i realized you were sarcastic....

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Male 1,244
China`s way of bringing down the population
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Male 2,388
why dont they but drivers seat at the back of the car?
then no one would be injured
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Male 9,305
My god...
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Male 21,005
Link: Worse Crash Test Ever [Rate Link] - This truck is a marvel of Chinese engineering. Whatever you put in the very back will remain unharmed in any crash.
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