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Date: 11/07/08 09:01 AM

20 Responses to What if Starbucks Marketed Like a Church?

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 7:48 am
    Link: What if Starbucks Marketed Like a Church? - Hey, it can happen.
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    EarlOBiscits Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 9:22 am
    hah, i got a great laugh out of that.
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    rojodesigner Female 30-39
    101 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 9:22 am
    the doors not opening is classic. WWSD
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 9:39 am
    I believe in tea. Coffee-drinking is the way of the burnt leaf. Redeem yourselves and drink tea, save yourselves from the depths of the boiling water!!
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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 9:47 am
    gandhi... coffee is cooked or roasted CHERRY seeds/beans... not leaves ;) Just thought I`d letcha know.

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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Duuuuuuuuude... beyond relevance dot com... lower the score of that crap right now. I can`t believe those people have stoop this low as to hire a marketer to make the chruch more popular.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 10:14 am
    damn, i dont know why but somehow i just want to punch them in the face
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 10:15 am
    lol dounkin dounuts is better there was a fat person a star buck its like "ew" Dx
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    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 10:30 am
    that reminds me of my friends church, they have arcades, concession stands, and basketball courts
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    twitch0601 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Thats Kinda Like how it was at my old church in Las Vegas...They have a Starbucks/Books store right when you walk in with a lounge and internet and tv. I swear more people were in there than the Auditorium. Haha
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 10:45 am
    javalejah....that was good and the other one liner:

    "we serve 100% coffee, not that watered down stuff you get down the street" BHAHAHAHA, the humor in that, if you don`t get it, you think ALL family guy is funny *zing.

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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 11:02 am
    LKJSlain -- I know that, but I`m talking about TEA. Tea is made with leaves, and I follow the way of tea.
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    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 11:59 am
    lmao "god is good? all the time. and all the time? god is good." i remember that...when the kids had to go to the front of the pews and talk about random things.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    oh lord dont give them the idea!theyve almost have dominated globaly dont give them the extra push.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Okay I had to stop at 2:23 I`m too scared...
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    quaintness Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    ha...nice
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    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Thats....Pretty accurate.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 1:29 am
    Rojo... you firsted on the wrong day, man.

    Do.
    Not.
    First.
    Post.

    I vote you for douche-of-the-day. That`s your only warning.

    And this video is eerily familiar to when I go to my friends` churches.

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    kdawg Male 40-49
    172 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 3:23 am
    Oh no Starbucks joins hands with Mormanology.
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    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 11:48 am
    Ooh, coffee... That`s one cult-- I mean, religion, that I`d go for...

    And it`s pretty much correct.

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