What if Starbucks Marketed Like a Church?

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny

Hey, it can happen.
There are 20 comments:
Female 194
Ooh, coffee... That`s one cult-- I mean, religion, that I`d go for...

And it`s pretty much correct.

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Male 172
Oh no Starbucks joins hands with Mormanology.
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Female 15,763
Rojo... you firsted on the wrong day, man.

Do.
Not.
First.
Post.

I vote you for douche-of-the-day. That`s your only warning.

And this video is eerily familiar to when I go to my friends` churches.

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Male 712
Thats....Pretty accurate.
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Male 1,086
ha...nice
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Male 9,306
Okay I had to stop at 2:23 I`m too scared...
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Female 2,927
oh lord dont give them the idea!theyve almost have dominated globaly dont give them the extra push.
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Female 393
lmao "god is good? all the time. and all the time? god is good." i remember that...when the kids had to go to the front of the pews and talk about random things.
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Male 2,028
LKJSlain -- I know that, but I`m talking about TEA. Tea is made with leaves, and I follow the way of tea.
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Male 2,703
javalejah....that was good and the other one liner:

"we serve 100% coffee, not that watered down stuff you get down the street" BHAHAHAHA, the humor in that, if you don`t get it, you think ALL family guy is funny *zing.

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Male 9
Thats Kinda Like how it was at my old church in Las Vegas...They have a Starbucks/Books store right when you walk in with a lounge and internet and tv. I swear more people were in there than the Auditorium. Haha
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Male 599
that reminds me of my friends church, they have arcades, concession stands, and basketball courts
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Female 497
lol dounkin dounuts is better there was a fat person a star buck its like "ew" Dx
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Male 2,005
damn, i dont know why but somehow i just want to punch them in the face
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Male 2,172
Duuuuuuuuude... beyond relevance dot com... lower the score of that crap right now. I can`t believe those people have stoop this low as to hire a marketer to make the chruch more popular.
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Female 648
gandhi... coffee is cooked or roasted CHERRY seeds/beans... not leaves ;) Just thought I`d letcha know.

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Male 2,028
I believe in tea. Coffee-drinking is the way of the burnt leaf. Redeem yourselves and drink tea, save yourselves from the depths of the boiling water!!
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Female 101
the doors not opening is classic. WWSD
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Male 31
hah, i got a great laugh out of that.
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Male 1,620
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