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Date: 11/04/08 02:02 PM

32 Responses to Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As Pres.

  1. Profile photo of grandmasterz
    grandmasterz Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Link: Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As Pres. - onion skit about what would happen if voting machines won the presidency.
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    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    haha, the onion is pretty good
  3. Profile photo of Maximus_
    Maximus_ Male 18-29
    57 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    LOL,

    ALL Your country are belong to us D:<

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    YummyUkulele Female 13-17
    155 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    That was pretty awesome.
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    he cudnt run for presidency he was probably made in japan xD
  6. Profile photo of BamShark
    BamShark Male 13-17
    6 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    hehe gotta love the onion
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    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Lol. Feels a little like Eagle Eye. :P
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    I`d vote for him.
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    ambercooper Female 18-29
    308 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    hmm...sounds like a bit of an improvement lol
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    Awesome8D Female 18-29
    12 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    [email protected]
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Lots of bright colors is good. :D ...

    But seriously, we shouldn`t use computers for voting, why even invite the risk of hacking?

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    "DRE 700 is leader. Tremble before him and prepare to do his will. 110100110."
    hahaha omg this like bush all over again
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    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    that was amazing.
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    Donut017 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Rape
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    that was boring
  16. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    obama was beating mccain anyway
  17. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Nice. It ended with the BSoD
  18. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    AHHHHHHHHH I CAN`T STAND GETTING FLOUNDERED LIKE THIS!
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    I love The Onion. Not so much for the "news" clips, but for the ticker, which is f*cking epic.

    "TROUBLING REPORT RELEASED BY U.S. DEPT OF GUYS WHO WANT BLOW JOBS SUGGESTS SUPPLY MAY NEVER CATCH UP TO DEMAND"

    Come on, I defy anyone to not find that at least slightly amusing...

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    Haha I thought it was funny how the scrolling bar at the bottom turned to binary.
  21. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    POLL: 8 IN 10 AMERICANS HOLDING HEAD IN HANDS HAVE NO F*CKING CLUE WHAT TO DO NEXT.

    Hahaha.

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    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    That was actually really creepy...
    especially at the end when it said
    DO NOT PANIC
    STAY IN YOUR HOMES
    THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    I feel that stomach-flippy feeling whenever I look at an election map now.

    D:

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    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    So if the voting machine is getting all the votes in more populated areas and none in more rural areas, why is Obama still leading McCain?
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    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    Once again, Onion makes a horrifically boring and pointless night (the election) tolerable.
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    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    kudos, maximus.
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    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    haha opie, the better man won
  28. Profile photo of capnmariam
    capnmariam Female 18-29
    67 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    Haha, watching that I could only think: ONE OF US!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    HAHA! I love how ONN makes it look so realistic.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:05 am
    I`m sorry but this is so stupid.
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    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:46 am
    lol
  32. Profile photo of xFlashFirex
    xFlashFirex Female 13-17
    78 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    I only lol`d at 2:01

    the rest was meh.

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