Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As Pres.

Submitted by: grandmasterz 8 years ago in Funny

Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
onion skit about what would happen if voting machines won the presidency.
There are 32 comments:
Female 78
I only lol`d at 2:01

the rest was meh.

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Male 271
lol
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Male 1,193
I`m sorry but this is so stupid.
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Male 10,440
HAHA! I love how ONN makes it look so realistic.
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Female 67
Haha, watching that I could only think: ONE OF US!
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Male 485
haha opie, the better man won
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Male 342
kudos, maximus.
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Male 247
Once again, Onion makes a horrifically boring and pointless night (the election) tolerable.
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Male 510
So if the voting machine is getting all the votes in more populated areas and none in more rural areas, why is Obama still leading McCain?
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Female 15,763
I feel that stomach-flippy feeling whenever I look at an election map now.

D:

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Female 635
That was actually really creepy...
especially at the end when it said
DO NOT PANIC
STAY IN YOUR HOMES
THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION
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Male 2,344
POLL: 8 IN 10 AMERICANS HOLDING HEAD IN HANDS HAVE NO F*CKING CLUE WHAT TO DO NEXT.

Hahaha.

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Male 2,344
Haha I thought it was funny how the scrolling bar at the bottom turned to binary.
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Male 12,138
I love The Onion. Not so much for the "news" clips, but for the ticker, which is f*cking epic.

"TROUBLING REPORT RELEASED BY U.S. DEPT OF GUYS WHO WANT BLOW JOBS SUGGESTS SUPPLY MAY NEVER CATCH UP TO DEMAND"

Come on, I defy anyone to not find that at least slightly amusing...

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Male 1,556
AHHHHHHHHH I CAN`T STAND GETTING FLOUNDERED LIKE THIS!
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Male 1,894
Nice. It ended with the BSoD
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Male 4,867
obama was beating mccain anyway
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Female 497
that was boring
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Male 82
Rape
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Male 563
that was amazing.
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Male 3,296
"DRE 700 is leader. Tremble before him and prepare to do his will. 110100110."
hahaha omg this like bush all over again
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Male 9,305
Lots of bright colors is good. :D ...

But seriously, we shouldn`t use computers for voting, why even invite the risk of hacking?

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Female 12
rofl@aflietoon
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Female 308
hmm...sounds like a bit of an improvement lol
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Male 2,313
I`d vote for him.
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Male 474
Lol. Feels a little like Eagle Eye. :P
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Male 6
hehe gotta love the onion
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Male 1,164
he cudnt run for presidency he was probably made in japan xD
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Female 155
That was pretty awesome.
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Male 57
LOL, [Resisting urge to use meme]

ALL Your country are belong to us D:<

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Male 886
haha, the onion is pretty good
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Male 292
Link: Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As Pres. [Rate Link] - onion skit about what would happen if voting machines won the presidency.
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