Vampires ... Suck!

Submitted by: buddyduder 8 years ago in Funny

Vampires used to kick ass, now thanks to Twilight they just suck.
There are 124 comments:
Female 43
i never cared to read twilight. i read all of the anne rice novels and im pretty satisfied with vampires being romantized on her part. but twilight really just seemed to be a huge yawn. very cliche. never saw the movie and wont ever read the book. call me what you want but i`ll stick to the beautiful pussy ass vampires of anne rice than twilight.
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Female 280
I have to say, all of my friends books and saw the movie. I have only read up to the third. I don`t like them. I don`t think I will see the movie either.
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Female 77
Vampires glitter in the sun in "Twilight" ?! That totally makes sense :D I find myself rooting for the horrifyingly hideous vampires now that fan-girls/boys have overly romanticized them for me. True, Anne Rice`s books did this as well (I don`t care if Anne Rice fans argue with me on this) but, these teeny-bopper books take it all to a whole new level!!
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Female 1,070
ahah. nice point cashcleaner.

yeah i`ve read a lot of other vampire books that were freakin` awesome.

it`s just Twilight that seems horrible that makes me not want to read it just by hearing about it ._.

you could make the point of Harry Potter as well, but I read a lot of books about magic and well... Harry Potter wasn`t bad. Other people tell me about it and i don`t want to kill myself at least. The last book was a bit pansy but... the whole thing overall wasn`t bad. Movie sucked tho.

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Female 1,070
Never read the book or saw the movie Twilight. It just sounds like a fking horrible book. Seriously. All the people I know who like twilight are so... immature. And I bet they`ve never read any other vampire books. Listening to them makes me want to puke. Ugh.
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Male 10
the twilight (film) just raped the original vampire concept potently.
just taking away all their negatives just to make some "dreamy" guy for the vampire obsessed fangirls to get wet over.
ooooooh look hes sparkling!!
at the end of the day though, vampires arent real. so meh
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Female 24
To reply to Karakara`s post:

I`m not telling you to like Twilight- in fact I couldn`t care less. My point is that I feel it is wrong to stereotype a person of having a lower intellegence just because they have a differnet taste than you do. I hate Harry Potter but I don`t search the internet to tell everyone how much I hate it and then insult those who do. So- you don`t like twilight no one asked to you to watch the movie or read the books- so just move on with your life!

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Male 103
I surprised they didn`t mention that twilight claims that vampires "glitter" in the sun...
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Male 988
@tourettes
mostly true, its only if its a parody, AND TWILIGHT IS NOT ONE, its just a romance so plz gtfo everyone that thinks it was supposed to be horror....


also;
@cashcleaner
the ones you just talked about, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF
5 stars for mild retardation, ima go google those to see what they are now.

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Male 845
ghey
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Male 957
One author can`t ruin vampires.
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Male 147
" I think its a case of " I love it sooo much but i`m ashamed to admit it because of the stereotypes- so I`m going to insult as much as I can so no one will ever figure it out""

Interesting theory, but I`m fairly certain people bash it because it`s a terrible piece of trash literature that has made millions when there`s many works that deserve that kind of notoriety but don`t receive it because they aren`t playing on the fantasies of teen girls. I really doubt the "you bash it because you like it" argument has much merit.

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Female 30
*spellchecker. Seriously, it helps.
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Female 30
@go_banana5

1. I am also not a teenager.
2. I would also not consider myself stupid. I`m very well-educated, in fact.
3. If Twilight was an attempt at horror, I`d laugh myself hoarse.
4. I`ve read all four books. I understand the fandom quite well. The movie wasn`t hard to understand at all. And yet... the books were still horrible. Not like it`s hard to understand Stephenie Meyer`s writing anyway; it`s mediocre at best.

PS: You`re taking up just as much time trying to prove your point as I am, though our opinions differ. You claim not to understand why we "bash" Twilight, yet you`re doing the same thing but making an opposite point. Slightly hypocritical if you ask me. And your assessment of us is laughable. Just because I`m opinionated doesn`t mean I`m hiding something. It means, obviously, I hold that opinion. Why would I lie about not liking the book? You don`t seriously think everyone in the world has the same opinion as you, do you?

Also, invest in a spel

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Male 1,226
Most vampire movies suck, but this was funny, actually.
Van Helsing rocks.
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Male 319
Not all Vampire movies/books suck.

Interview with the Vampire - Sucks
Twilight - Sucks
Blade Trilogy - Rocks
John Carpenter`s Vampires - Rocks

You`ll note that only the movies/books which have pansy-ass whiny vampires as the main characters are the ones that suck. The ones that have bad-ass bloodsuckers who kill a wagonload of kids and try to take over the world are good.

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Female 24
I don`t know hoe many times of said this buts its getting ridiculous.....
Personally, I am a fan of Stephanie Meyer`s work and the Twilight saga. Alot of people are saying that twilight is stupid and is only liked my dumb teenage girls.
Well....
1. I am NOT a teenager
2. I do not concider myself stupid and I don`t think that enjoying a book makes that so
3. Twilight is not within the horror genre. Yes it includes vampires, but in reality its a romance novel.
4. People who haven`t read the book are not going to understand the fandom or movie

P.S. I don`t understand why so many people take their out of their day to "bash" something if they hate it so much. I think its a case of " I love it sooo much but i`m ashamed to admit it because of the stereotypes- so I`m going to insult as much as I can so no one will ever figure it out"

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Male 988
Video was meh.

people are only hating twilight because it had "good" vampires, what f---ing retards honestly, it wasn`t that bad at all. ITS ONLY GOING TO F---ING CHANGE THE FACE OF VAMPIRES BECAUSE YOUR FLIPPING OUT OVER IT AND MAKING IT POPULAR!!!

and ahead of time
@Eichenkatze
and no i dont like that smallville or whatever the hell its called. I`m also not a girl, nor a fan reader.

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Female 741
haha, I saw twilight on the internet today, and I have to say, that video I just watched was WAY better then Twilight, and Queen of The Damned, put together.

Most of those movies do suck right now, but Let the Right One In, is really good.

Swedish Vampire movie!

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Male 3,915
that was kinda funny...the guy was great...the girl`s part was a bit much...loved the hours of just hissing...
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Female 731
I agree with you 100%, heresrobo.

I hate my kind. (teenage girls...ew.)

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Female 15
Honestly... Twilight really wasn`t that bad. Its not like its "changing the face of vampires" its just a new... style..... Vampires are still badass. Dont blame Twilight that other movie producers arent making very good vampire movies anymore.
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Male 778
sekirk
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
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And you`re a teenage girl who was probably a fan-reader (or at least enjoyed reader) of the Twilight book series. You probably also enjoyed Smallvile, no? (im not insulting you, please don`t take it that way.)

Most people despise Twilight (not so much the books, but the new movie) because of ridiculous it was. Vampires are EVIL. They always have been. THey`re creatures of the night who can shapeshift and turn you into one of them, outcasting you from your current life and world. They`re supposed to be feared.. not flocked all over by 16 year old girls screaming out their hormones.

The movie didn`t offer an alternative view to vampires because there IS NO alternative view. Vampire = Evil + Dark + Scary
Not Vampire = Romantic + Hearthrob + Cute
Twilight just ripped a huge gaping hole in one of the better horror genres.. it`s just sick..
What next? Werewolves? Zombies? FFS....


Also.. video was hilarious.

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Female 83
That video was awesome, but nothing can reverse the damage that Twilight has caused.
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Male 151
yeah these new emo vampires suck...but i think we all know who the true no life king is...


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Male 3,296
just watch tru blood on HBO, it will put the badass on vampires again
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Female 8
Twilight is awesome.
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Female 5
i dont understand you poeple i know Twilight (the books and movie) isn`t everyones thing but there is no need to come on here and comments just to bitch about it! if yu didnt like it then fair enuf if you did then great! i thnk it sheded a new light on vampires insted of the blood sucking moster verions for once

ANYWAY!

I thought this vid was halariouse!!! who was in that? does anyone know?

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Female 11
how many people here have read all the books and still dont like them i didnt really liek the first book but i still gave it a chance not all the vampires are good have you heard of the volturi and jane and her brother you probly havent but you should look them up they are not nice and not human eaters
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Female 1,134
LMAO "we`re breaking up" hahahahahahaha
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Female 152
well my friend is pushing me to watch Twilight today for my birthday..
And i dont know hat the movie is like i read the book and it sucked, i forced myself to read to entire book and i still cant figure out why people are so obsessed with this Edward and Jacob character.. their ugly and chessy god today is gonna suck
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Female 1,231
AHAHAHA! Oh, man, that was great. "For drat`s sake, just bite her already!"

"...We`re breaking up."

XD

CrimsonChaos, I agree!

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Male 2,605
Ever since I discovered Vampire: The Masquerade, I can`t give a fig for any other generic vampire story\genre. They simply pale in comparison.
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Male 2,553
yes twilight sucks. thanks for pointing this out. and slamming the fan girls in the process..
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Female 4,376
lol. That was pretty funny.
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Female 27
"If everyone likes a certain character, or hates him, that probably means he`s made of cardboard." <-- From the master, George R. R. Martin

Guess what, kiddies: All Twilight characters are cardboard.

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Female 27
*censered* Twilight. I`m still trying to undo the damage done to my mind by that travesty of a series.
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Male 2,582
That`s one dream you should probably let go, Herra.
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Male 32
Well, looks like if I want to see a good vampire story, I`ll have to write one by myself.
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Male 2,582
Wait, when the hell did vampires kick ass?
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Male 23
that had made a lot of sense
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Female 660
hahaha that was very amusing

I haven`t heard of Twilight untill I saw little tweens girl everywhere lining up to see the movie. Like that one just passed me and the hole I live in..oh well.
Okay,I think I might offend some people,but hey it`s IAB;
"Horror" movies made in the US these days ,now,AREN`T scary..at ALL. Some are aswesome,some are boring and so on and so on,but hardly ever scary

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Male 1,766
well zombies will always be cool
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Female 339
SO over Twilight...
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Female 427
True horror to me was crap like Eraserhead or Begotten- maybe because I`m a little jaded when it comes to horror films but the really creepy junk really does me in.
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Male 1,835
>>SammyCyanide

for knowing cabinet of caligari... epicness is all i can say, i don`t know anyone that`s even heard of it.

yeah they weren`t on the edge of your seat scary, but to be honest, compared to the poo nowadays? i don`t just at anything. my heart rate probably sinks when something pops out because i see it coming so early in the scene. but some of those old expressionist films are definitely where it`s at.

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Female 108
twilight rox!!!
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Male 77
I really hate Twilight with a passion.

--and in response to Elvieseventysomething, look. Imagine a scenario where you bought a puppy. It was a girl puppy. You named it Chestnut. You love the puppy all your life, and are best friends with it. At around the dog`s 7th birthday, something odd happens. It unexpectedly grows a pair of balls that it drags around on the floor. It barks in a low scruffy gravelly voice, and eats your food.

Now, invert that, and with vampires, and you have this situation. They cut the balls off of vampires. The vampires that are known and loved.

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Female 385
twilight sucks , but then again so does anything that spawns so many fan girls. i think this vamp obsession is worse than the pirate one. the same creepy fangirls and women in thier mid 30`s that were droolin over Depp in the caribbean pirate movie are all over this twilight thing.
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Female 427
Cabinet of Doctor Caligari was awesome but the old movies really weren`t that scary- they just were an oddity. Twilight wasn`t meant to be scary.
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Male 1,835
after they`ve been stabbed, why does man on right have fun juice in mouth?

"I love how 90% of everyone here hates Twilight."
i love how 90% of all statistics... you`ve heard the story.

yeah i hate it don`t get me wrong.

WTF HAPPENED TO NOSFERATU? CABINET OF KALIGARI? BRAM STOKER? THE GOLEM? all those old horror movies, that had you scared out of your seat, or otherwise in awe at the awesomeness of the movie

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Female 427
*reading
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Female 427
Dracula, on the other hand, is boring.

Coming from someone who is an extreme cult movie buff having seen vampires in the forms of Vampyros Lesbos, Nosferatu, Vampyre, among other movies, you can`t compare Twilight to any of them. I`ve read Anne Rice and wasn`t particularly impressed with her writing. Interview With A Vampire was an entertaining movie, but the annoying part about all of this is that everyone hates something because it`s popular and takes an elitist tone when complaining about it, adding references to old time vampiric forms of entertainment.

Yea, that`s all cool but Twilight had something all its own and I enjoyed it as well as the books. Compared to Nosferatu, of course you wouldn`t like it. Completely different genre. Before you criticize something determine whether or not it`s out of your element. Is it really that awesome as teenage girls claim it to be? No. But finally, something makes angsty teenage cutters happy so just leave them alone. At least they`re rea

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Female 700
i like twilight.. the thing is.. yes it has vampires but that is not what draws people to it.. its is the well... sort of the romance and characters that draw people to them
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Female 151
I love how 90% of everyone here hates Twilight.

I`m sick of everyone drooling over it. You would think they`d get over it pretty quickly... The books themselves aren`t particularly good, and they send young women horrible messages about what kind of things are acceptable to do when you are in love and what they are expected to behave like.

Dracula, on the other hand, is pretty rockin.

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Male 59
Well, it was made for women. It was bound to suck some serious non-nice individual.
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Female 31
i cant stand twilight i found it when it first came out like 3 or 4 yrs ago and hated it then i perfer anne rice but now since everyone is obsessed with it i cant get away from it
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Female 695
....Yeah. I read Twilight ages ago when it first came out and I thought it was okay, entertaining, but I still went back to my Anne Rice and my P.N Elrod...

But when Twilight became so huge and teen girls started claiming it to be the best thing ever written and vampires turned into a Hot Topic trend, then I got pissed.

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Male 533
The underworld vampires kicked ass.

Twilight vampires- they`re like declawed kittens...

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Male 557
you know, i used to like vampires, but not now, not after that twilight Scheisse.

i mean, really, bring back real Nosferatu like Dracula, the sorta vamp that sports pure kickass! i mean, really, the old school vamps, even the ones that came out about 3 years ago, actually, from Van Helsing movie to before, were awesome, now they just suck.

i conclude this rant with this, i used to want to become a Nosferatu (yes, i know they aren`t real, but bear with me), but now, i would rather be a zombie, a I am a pretty pretty little girlING ZOMBIE!!!

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Male 2,076
Wow, that was really well done.
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Female 15,763
I heard Twilight had sparkly vampires that hissed.

I don`t say this a lot, but.... that`s kinda gay.

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Female 1,652
I admit, I am a Twilight fan.
But I`m not the type to go screaming after Rob Pattinson or Taylor Lautner or silver volvos with limo tints.
It`s a sort of book that you can`t quit until you`ve finished reading.
The movie was good on showing the plotline, but several details in the book couldn`t be put to film.
In conclusion, Rob Pattinson`s eyes are sexy. He`s got the dazzling thing down.
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Female 854
I am a fan of Twilight and have been. I`ve read all the books, but the movie left out a lot. I really think you need to read the book to truly understand it. I still liked the movie.
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Male 889
True Blood is the about the only thing with vampires thats worth watching..
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Female 102
Well vampires do suck teachically but Twilight wasn`t too bad. I`m a fan (since 2005) but the fans who just read the book a week before the movie and are all, `OMFG BEST BOOK EVAR!!! I`M A REAL FANNNN!!11!1111!!!!` and who stalk the poor actors are crazy and that`s a reason some people hate it so much.

But I like sparkly things, so bring on the sparkly vampires. :D (Nvm the sparkly acne in the movie. Yuck.)

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Female 721
Twilight sucks. No, I`m not being cute, it really is God-awful.
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Female 519
COREY FELDMAN?

;D

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Male 219
Reminds me of one of my favourite sports quotes: "They seriously kicked our ass, now we have to lick our wounds"
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Female 10
Twilight has caused me to shed many a tear for the future of my generation.

Eh. It could be worse I guess. I`m just a little bit sad that so many girls will base their dream relationship on this `perfect` stereotypical (but kind of abusive) vampire.

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Female 11
This actually makes me kind of mad. The movie was based on the original books by Stephanie Meyer, and it really did suck. The movie industry totally ruined the story, and if you read the books, they were a lot different.
The only reason people are all obsessed with it now was because it was made into a film, and the people who read the books before the film was unheard of are made for of for liking Twilight.
Books were great, movie totally sucked.
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Male 1,550
First they made zombies unscary by turning their creepy, stumbling, inhuman way of walking to being able to run like professional athletes. Now they made vampires even MORE lame by making this vamp having compassion and being all romantic. The movie industry should stop f*cking over classic horror creature stereotypes.
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Male 222
Now, we tend to have a fiasco about some friends of mine from the US are "vampires."

I for one don`t believe it as they can`t even stay up at night after 9.

Meyer is a crazy non-nice individual. The end.

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Female 1,677
KannaLily: haha, you`re probably right. I`ve never read Twilight and I really hate it because of all the ridiculous `hype` over it. But then again, maybe 20 is too old to `get it` now anyway. I just can`t be bothered.

Besides, the only forbidden vampire romance anybody should devote any time to is Buffy and Angel. The `90s had it right.

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Female 4,225
AH, yes! Another Darren Shan fan.

I read only a few pages of Twilight. I am not a romance novel type…ok-at least not THIS type. I am very picky about romance novels.

Then, I went to wiki…I gaged. Seriously…just no.

Darren Shan had a good series there. I liked him.

Fevre Dream by George R R Martin I probably the beast vampire novel I think.

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Female 481
lmboo.
I actually laughed at Silverlake`s comment.
I mean I know that almost every girl my age is obsessed with it but heyyyyy im like in love with it I could probably marry it if I could :)
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Male 1,164
ive sed it at least once twillight ruined vampires completely by trying to romantiscize a character that has no compassion vampire have no soul and therefore no compassion why wud they fall in love? vampires burn in light not "shine" they were cursed to roam the darkness and burn if they came in contact with the sun.

twillight wasnt created for the reason of story telling it was created to make the emofag generation moist at the thought that a bad boy could have feelings and take them away from the misery that is there sad life of sitting around drinking vampires WERE awesome but now they couldnt get any lamer

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Female 767
Pattinson hates Edward.
That says something.
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Male 764
Elvi739
Female, 13-17, Southern US

female 13-17...i rest my case

also, i like the darren shan vampires the best

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Female 481
don`t even get me started because you people know what I can do with anything related to Twilight :)

Just because they changed the stereotypical blood sucking, scary vampires everyone is like ohhh now vampires suck because of Twilight. Just because they made them different now doesn`t mean they suck!
I absolutely loved the movie and all of the books :))))))))
And I find the vampires from Twilight much more interesting then dracula and all that crap..
thank you very much :)

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Female 2,258
Silverlake... you`re probably right, but someone`s gotta have faith in the dregs of our society. It`d be nice if they could each come up with even a single original thought.
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Male 764
laura, your overestimating the intelligence of the general masses.
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Male 194
"Somebody order the stake?" HAHAHA that was so cheesy i love it!

By the way, never read the books, and i wont, i just dont think id enjoy them persay.

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Female 767
Let it die.
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Female 30
Haven`t seen the movie, but the books were awful. I read through all of em because I was confused about all the hype, and assumed they`d get better. Well, I was wrong. Stephenie Meyer`s writing is mediocre and boring.

The first book was a few hundred pages of (boring) character development with a random plot tagged onto the end. The second made me cry because of the parts of my brain that died while reading it. The series claims to be about true love, but all I see is a very obsessive and slightly abusive relationship. If all teen girls think that the Twilight series portrays a good relationship, then they have another thing coming. Just because someone leaves you doesn`t mean you should go kill yourself. The whole thing is ridiculous.

Besides, those four books are a good example of every single stupid vampire cliche out there. Seriously, you could see the plots from a mile away. Why bother reading half of it, when you already know what`s gonna happen.

I don`t get all the hype.

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Female 497
the only cool vampire ever on tv was angel draqula wasnt that cool neither of that gay poo with girl vampires everyone knows that its the male vampire first then they are dark and evil
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Male 177
WTF is up with this Twilight movie? I had never heard of it until 3 days before the release date; it wasn`t advertised or anything.
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Male 31
I read the books all of them..
an ex made me...
I cringed at so many part of those books....
they were readable but over all bad....
Vampires were never my thing but I know enough about them to get at least a C- on a vampire test if I ever had to... Meyer though..
Would of failed with a bad fat F-
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Female 455
Most of the people I know who dislike Twilight do just that, they don`t rabidly hate it. Although I`m aware there`s a more rabid hatred on the internet.. Personally the series for me is just `meh`. At times it shows potential, but it`s just a bit too teenager-y (Yes, I am aware of the irony of that statement.), and once again werewolves are shoved to the side by the `oh-so-great` vampires.

... This is why I don`t review books for a living. But seriously, people should love/hate/sort of like/dislike stuff because they want to. I really hope there aren`t people out there who hate Twilight because some website told them too. Ick...

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Male 1,556
My mom read the books, she said the movie was pure doody.
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Female 335
i lol`d irl
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Female 2,258
You know what bothers me ever more than fangirls creaming themselves over how amazing they think this book is? Had-been fangirls who denounce their love of a book simply because they saw some websites that told them not to like it. Twilight bothers me because of the hype... it`s annoying. I haven`t read the book so I can`t judge the content, but it seems to me that if you enjoy something you shouldn`t just stop liking it because someone told you to. It is ok to think for yourselves people.
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Female 112
i read the books and the books are amazing. but the movie was absolutely awful. i laughed at how terrible it was.
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Female 635
Half the people who hate Twilight never read it.

Anyway, I like it. What does this have to do with it?

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Male 544
more like i want to suck ur dick
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Female 64
I am reading the book now. Have yet to see the movie but I know it was to attract the teens. Want a good vampire show? True Blood on HBO. That is cool.
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Male 265
ok that was effin hilarious and that girl was hot
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Male 92
green btrfly, trust me, we aren`t jealous. We`re ashamed that something like this could become a fad... I peeked in my sisters book and instantly noticed one page descriptions of the simplest things. My sister told me the plot too, and it just sounds stupid. Especially the glittering vampires. I mean... WTF?

And by the way this video was hilarious.

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Female 1,682
i read the books, and i like them kinda. but it is true. half the time the books are WAY better then the movies. still...vampires just arent scary anymore, everyone thinks theyre so sexay xD
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Female 751
Ok, FYI the book is way better than the movie, the movie was lame. And poorly done. I`m jsut sayin. And for those of you who mock the story, have you even read it? Are you mocking it b/c you`re jealous all the girls around you are having screamgasms about it instead of you? Once again I`m just sayin`
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Male 1
twilight will suck. but it will make a ton of money.

A good vampire movie is "let the right one in" and that will make next to nothing.

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Male 817
emzie322: "I swear every girl was having a twigasm whenever the guy who plays Edward came on the screen."

Wait, he came on the screen?

Goddamn it, and I thought this was just an innocent little stupid teenage girl movie, and it`s really a porno?!?!?

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Male 312
Seriously, twilight is so gay, all the girls are like, oh hes so cute, its like, there are no pics in the book, its just like saying that somones hot on a chat room,even tho youve never seen them.
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Male 140
"I loved you in Goonies. Does Josh Brolin have a really kind heart?"

I laughed.

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Male 1,788
So I know girls pretty much have orgasms about this book or movie or whatever, but what exactly is it about besides vampires and orgasms?
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Male 756
Ugh.
Can we get over this movie already?
3 of my friends ran up to me and were like "LETS GO WATCH TWILIGHT! IT`S SO GOOD! AND THAT VAMPIRE GUY IS HOT!"

I killed them. Then bathed in their blood.
I did what those pussy vampires are supposed to be doing.
You`re WELCOME.
:D

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Male 147
emzrok, i have to disagree with you on that. I read the first...i dont know... 10 pages of the book out of sheer boredom, and it literally put me to sleep. But i do give you credit for creative combination of joy and orgasm.
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Male 1,086
Ditto what emzie322 said

They all annoyingly laughed too at intervals in the movie. It was disturbing.

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Female 1,652
The `vegetarian` vamps of twilight are the sissy ones.
There was one vamp that crushed the whole right side of one dude`s body.
Not going into specifics in case a twi-fan hasn`t read that part yet and then sends sissy vamps to seduce me o_O
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Female 1,306
twilight is really sweet and is a great book series....

...and then you have the uber-fangirls who just scare the hell out of you. hell, i only like the books, im not going to go have a joygasm over them.

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Female 455
Vampires have always struck me as a little odd when they`re civilised. I much prefer the `30 days of night` version, but then again I am a werewolf fan. :D Though, then again, werewolves have to be monsters as well- the Twilight ones pretty much sucked.

And Edward Cullen? Nah, any real woman wants Edward Hyde or Edward Blake. *coughs*

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Male 544
u know u can gt aids that way...
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Male 226
Twilight zone is awesomesauce!!

f(OMG) as G -> oo

does that count?

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Female 84
The girl was dead on acting like a Twilight fan.

I`ve read Twilight and loved it for a month then read all the "haters" stuff on the internet, and thought, "Hey, Twilight really does suck!" I went to the movie on Friday night just to make fun of all the fangirls. I swear every girl was having a twigasm whenever the guy who plays Edward came on the screen.

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Male 2,388
vampires need to go back to the days of stealing children from their beds at night, inviting people to large ass castles, feeling remorseful and depressed, sleeping in crypts, having fear of the mob and making voodoo happen you know general mischief.
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Female 1,441
Meh, vampires never really interested me anyway.
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Female 58
Twilight was okay, until the sparkiling. Now it needs to die. It is a stupid fad and is annoy. Vampires aren`t suppose to sparkel.

Also it really creeps me out. My dad`s name is Edward so here a lot of girls say Edward is hot is very frigtening. I keep getting images of my dad and girls flirting with him. I`m scarred for life now.

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Female 390
THANK GOOOOOOD >_< THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK GOD. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!! :] That felt good <3
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Male 292
Twilight is a comedy, it just doesn`t realize it yet.
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Male 9,305
This made me feel uncomfortable. ; ;
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Male 29
I was never a huge fan of "story-book vampires"; there are just so many other demons and spirits to be fans of. But Twilight did annoy me for the reason that it romanticized vampires a bit too much.

Although this video was quite amusing, I laughed through most of it. I hope there will be more.

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Male 12,138
Just a word of warning. I will personally ban the first Twilight tweeny fanboy/fangirl who inevitably stretches the screen with:

"TWILIGHT IZ THA AWESOMSAUCE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-" To infinity.

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Female 318
Stuff like this really pisses me off.
Vampires are so awesome, or at least they were before crap like this started happening
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Male 5
Link: Vampires ... Suck! [Rate Link] - Vampires used to kick ass, now thanks to Twilight they just suck.
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