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Date: 11/24/08 03:26 PM

92 Responses to Ultimate Cat Jump Failure

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Link: Ultimate Cat Jump Failure - There goes about three lives right there.
  2. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    lol I started laughing before I even watched this. couldn`t see what happened until the slowest speed, ouch.
  3. Profile photo of Talpa
    Talpa Male 18-29
    179 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    ill bet he still landed on all fours.
  4. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    lol omg! how could the cat have not made that??
  5. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    I love how cats do something like this and play it off like it never happened.
  6. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    hahaha, oh poor kitteh.
  7. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    179 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    epic FAIL
  8. Profile photo of con21man
    con21man Male 18-29
    4 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    It would have been funnier if he pulled the computer off with it.
  9. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    Must of thought the paper was solid.
  10. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Aww, that cat was cute. It always makes me cringe inside when I see a cat/kitten get hurt, but it was fairly funny still.
    ...
    ...I like cats. :-)
  11. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
  12. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    xD

    Poor thing...
    It hit HARD.

  13. Profile photo of 2472192
    2472192 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    haha..poor kitty...
  14. Profile photo of RLHope275
    RLHope275 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Awwww, poor thing..
  15. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Paper wins!
  16. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Almost broke its neck. Poor thing. Funny though.
  17. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    poor cat
    even I felt that
    auch
  18. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    I don`t think he cares, he still has lives left anyways, it`s the good thing about being a cat. :D
  19. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    "Paper wins!"
    ~~~~~~~~~

    I knew that paper beat scissors, but I didn`t know that paper beat cat.

  20. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    i love ferrets!
  21. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    i say that because that reminds me of my friend`s neighbor`s (neighbour, for you europeans)ferret
  22. Profile photo of safetythird
    safetythird Male 13-17
    18 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    aw. poor little kitty! six lives left...
  23. Profile photo of crisbe
    crisbe Female 18-29
    36 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    stupid cat. lmfao
  24. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    in the slow motion part you can see his neck being snapped back
  25. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    lmfaoooo, and gotta give credit for the name there goes 3 lives right there lmao
  26. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    "I knew that paper beat scissors, but I didn`t know that paper beat cat."


    HAHA clever.

  27. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    What a weirdo...who would just sit there and video tape their kitty?
  28. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    Haha. Such a cute kitty though.
  29. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    Ouch!
    Room is a mess\
    and the brown cat sitting there chilling is all like "you sure is stupid"
  30. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    omg, i wouldn`t be able to just sit there while that happened!
    i`d be picking it up to make sure it was okay!
    i didn`t really find that funny.
    i guess i love animals too much..
  31. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Dang, looked like it hurt.
  32. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    aww poor kitty
  33. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    697 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    Lol. I love it when cats fail. It knocks them off their effing high horse.
  34. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    Redhead:
    I`d be the same way! I`d be so worried!
  35. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    I would and did laugh my ass off. I like animals but theres no way itd be hurt from that... well other than its pride.
  36. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    :-( poor kitty :-(
    It looked like it could have broken it`s neck...
  37. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    can we get a pity aww of the day?
    aww as in, man that sucks?
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    HAHA1

    Cats having poor balance is the funniest thing EVER.

  39. Profile photo of toria_x3
    toria_x3 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    my cat has done so many things like that.. like jumping into the side of an empty fish tank
  40. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    309 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    When I had my kitten outside for the first time, he was sitting on our front step and when a car drove by he got spooked and ran right into the window thinking he could get inside! Ah I wish I had my camera going, I think y`all would`ve liked it
  41. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    ... cat without depth perception..
    awesome..
  42. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    his body twisted around in a weird way.but just a wee closer and if those papers werent there,he would have made it.
  43. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Oh my, this kitty needs a hug
  44. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    that was hilarious. even more hilarious is that a teenage boy is home with his two cats in his pj`s
  45. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    "... cat without depth perception..
    awesome.."

    That was a CATastrophe!!!


  46. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    Awwww, he was just trying to not ruin your stuff by aiming for the white part of the desk that didn`t have any valuables on it... unfortunately for him, that was just some paper you cruelly hung over the edge. Jerk.
  47. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    Broken spine, cracked skull. If it were human.
  48. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    Wow, maybe if that place hadn`t been so retardidly messy
  49. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Ty-Force - "That was a CATastrophe!!!"

    I Hereby Ban You From Posting. You, Your Children, And Your Children`s Children.

    for 3 months

  50. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    is that bad that i laughed really hard?
  51. Profile photo of Insanity_cow
    Insanity_cow Female 18-29
    145 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Giggle snort
  52. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    i feel bad for laughing. not really i watched it two more times then called my friend over to watch too
  53. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    Ok I cringed when his neck snapped back. Poor kitty!
  54. Profile photo of lashaspice
    lashaspice Female 30-39
    95 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    LMAO..almost choked on some chicken watching that!
  55. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    I gasped and then a little chuckle came out and then I gasped some more.
  56. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    OWWW.
  57. Profile photo of Masticore
    Masticore Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    the cat didn`t fail the jump, it failed the landing. If you look closely, the cat actually landed the front paws on top of the paper that was hanging over the edge of the desk. If that paper could have supported the cat`s weight, the cat would have been fine.

    It wasn`t depth perception that was the problem, or anything like that. The cat simply jumped onto a surface that could not support its weight, and then fell.

  58. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    This is why cat owners should never have a messy office.
  59. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    HA! poor f-ker. cats rock.
  60. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    Thanks Masticore for pointing out something obvious then boring the f-k out of everyone with two paragraphs of WTF.
  61. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 12:01 am
    ey take it easy mr. jumbo.
  62. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 12:57 am
    Aww... poor cat
  63. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 2:29 am
    the cat new the dangers.
  64. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 3:16 am
    HAHA. I jsut full on laughed out loud at work. That is hillarious. Cat`s do the funniest things sometimes.
  65. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 3:35 am
    Haha! That made me laugh pretty hard. My lovebird often overestimates his hopping ability. So much so that we`ve taken to calling him Fail-bird, and this reminded me of it.
  66. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 6:06 am
    Cat: Hey Jim! Watch me do some crazy stunt!
    Other Cat: W/e steve, do teh trix pl0x.
    Cat: WOOOOH! Ow.
    Other Cat: teh phail boat haz left teh docks
  67. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 7:34 am
    Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
  68. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 7:47 am
    HAHAHA!!! My cats do very similar things, cats are great!
  69. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 9:05 am
    aww the poor thing :( that must have hurt, alot!

    id be cuddling him for days after that lmao

  70. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 11:14 am
    so who noticed the yellow cat on the bed?
  71. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 11:57 am
    hahahah awwh that poor kitty!
    i love cats, i wish i wasnt allergic haha
  72. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    I love cats SOOO much.
    And I love laughing at them.
  73. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    one noise....PHFOOMP!
  74. Profile photo of Calyx
    Calyx Female 18-29
    69 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    I love the way it just walks off like, "yeah, i meant to do that"
  75. Profile photo of paulyshore
    paulyshore Female 18-29
    89 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    i just watched the one about the dying kid feeding people, then this one
    this one wins
  76. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    HA! That was a rad fall, that cat just lost some of its kittycred.
  77. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    LOL! Internet failing at its best!
  78. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Even though there are probably a bunch of comments before mine that are just about the same thing, but I can`t help but say,
    "OMG! Poor kitty!"
    Cat`s are lucky they`re so flexible.
    And I almost spelled it with a "k" there...
  79. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    Glad to see cats are so flexible. Don`t think it was really hurt. I don`t think it hurt anywhere near as bad as it would for a for a human. They`ve pounced and missed all the time for prey over millenia in their evolution, just another missed mouse as far as that cat was concerned. Whereas human ancestors haven`t pounced on any prey for eons. We use tools baby! Ouch that would have hurt! Thus the posting by a human of an otherwise trivial moment in the life of a cat.
  80. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    dont look kitty dont look
  81. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    ...*falls off chair laughing*
  82. Profile photo of skipidydooda
    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    stupid cats, cant realize paper wont support their lazy butts
  83. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 3:25 am
    teh papur iz not thick.
  84. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 7:31 am
    Is there a Darwin Award for animals yet? Because I think that stupid cat will be on the list one day.

    Cats = Suck

  85. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 8:53 am
    ouch
  86. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 9:41 am
    No! KITTY! D:

    Haha, at the end, it walked off like, "I totally meant to do that. Tch."

  87. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    Well, There Goes Its Neck
  88. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    Zomg Rofl. I Meanz Too Does Thatz.
  89. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    gravity cat is not amused.
  90. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Defy Gravity! Oops, nevermind...
  91. Profile photo of Ennui
    Ennui Female 18-29
    4 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    My cat does that off the bathroom counter every few weeks. Love how he looked back like "Maybe if I-- ah f*ck it"
  92. Profile photo of Emulsifier
    Emulsifier Female 18-29
    25 posts
    December 12, 2008 at 12:35 am
    I love it that the cat tries to act like nothing happened, pretending it`s fine and walking away.

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