Ultimate Cat Jump Failure

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny

There goes about three lives right there.
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Female 25
I love it that the cat tries to act like nothing happened, pretending it`s fine and walking away.
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Female 4
My cat does that off the bathroom counter every few weeks. Love how he looked back like "Maybe if I-- ah f*ck it"
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Female 491
Defy Gravity! Oops, nevermind...
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Male 294
gravity cat is not amused.
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Male 1,718
Zomg Rofl. I Meanz Too Does Thatz.
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Male 284
Well, There Goes Its Neck
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Female 1,231
No! KITTY! D:

Haha, at the end, it walked off like, "I totally meant to do that. Tch."

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Male 271
ouch
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Male 4,593
Is there a Darwin Award for animals yet? Because I think that stupid cat will be on the list one day.

Cats = Suck

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Male 2,553
teh papur iz not thick.
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Male 178
stupid cats, cant realize paper wont support their lazy butts
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Female 2,064
...*falls off chair laughing*
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Male 240
dont look kitty dont look
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Male 176
Glad to see cats are so flexible. Don`t think it was really hurt. I don`t think it hurt anywhere near as bad as it would for a for a human. They`ve pounced and missed all the time for prey over millenia in their evolution, just another missed mouse as far as that cat was concerned. Whereas human ancestors haven`t pounced on any prey for eons. We use tools baby! Ouch that would have hurt! Thus the posting by a human of an otherwise trivial moment in the life of a cat.
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Female 1,186
Even though there are probably a bunch of comments before mine that are just about the same thing, but I can`t help but say,
"OMG! Poor kitty!"
Cat`s are lucky they`re so flexible.
And I almost spelled it with a "k" there...
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Male 1,064
LOL! Internet failing at its best!
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Male 194
HA! That was a rad fall, that cat just lost some of its kittycred.
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Female 89
i just watched the one about the dying kid feeding people, then this one
this one wins
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Female 69
I love the way it just walks off like, "yeah, i meant to do that"
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Male 1,361
one noise....PHFOOMP!
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Male 143
I love cats SOOO much.
And I love laughing at them.
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Female 649
hahahah awwh that poor kitty!
i love cats, i wish i wasnt allergic haha
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Male 970
so who noticed the yellow cat on the bed?
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Female 5,139
aww the poor thing :( that must have hurt, alot!

id be cuddling him for days after that lmao

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Female 751
HAHAHA!!! My cats do very similar things, cats are great!
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Male 741
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
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Male 270
Cat: Hey Jim! Watch me do some crazy stunt!
Other Cat: W/e steve, do teh trix pl0x.
Cat: WOOOOH! Ow.
Other Cat: teh phail boat haz left teh docks
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Female 165
Haha! That made me laugh pretty hard. My lovebird often overestimates his hopping ability. So much so that we`ve taken to calling him Fail-bird, and this reminded me of it.
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Male 621
HAHA. I jsut full on laughed out loud at work. That is hillarious. Cat`s do the funniest things sometimes.
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Male 2,388
the cat new the dangers.
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Male 1,266
Aww... poor cat
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Male 400
ey take it easy mr. jumbo.
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Male 1,244
Thanks Masticore for pointing out something obvious then boring the f-k out of everyone with two paragraphs of WTF.
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Male 1,685
HA! poor f-ker. cats rock.
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Male 292
This is why cat owners should never have a messy office.
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Male 109
the cat didn`t fail the jump, it failed the landing. If you look closely, the cat actually landed the front paws on top of the paper that was hanging over the edge of the desk. If that paper could have supported the cat`s weight, the cat would have been fine.

It wasn`t depth perception that was the problem, or anything like that. The cat simply jumped onto a surface that could not support its weight, and then fell.

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Male 2,788
OWWW.
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Female 4,447
I gasped and then a little chuckle came out and then I gasped some more.
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Female 95
LMAO..almost choked on some chicken watching that!
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Female 500
Ok I cringed when his neck snapped back. Poor kitty!
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Female 385
i feel bad for laughing. not really i watched it two more times then called my friend over to watch too
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Female 145
Giggle snort
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Female 138
is that bad that i laughed really hard?
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Male 619
Ty-Force - "That was a CATastrophe!!!"

I Hereby Ban You From Posting. You, Your Children, And Your Children`s Children.

for 3 months

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Male 3,310
Wow, maybe if that place hadn`t been so retardidly messy
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Male 2,313
Broken spine, cracked skull. If it were human.
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Male 679
Awwww, he was just trying to not ruin your stuff by aiming for the white part of the desk that didn`t have any valuables on it... unfortunately for him, that was just some paper you cruelly hung over the edge. Jerk.
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Male 400
"... cat without depth perception..
awesome.."

That was a CATastrophe!!!


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Male 882
that was hilarious. even more hilarious is that a teenage boy is home with his two cats in his pj`s
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Female 1,436
Oh my, this kitty needs a hug
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Male 330
his body twisted around in a weird way.but just a wee closer and if those papers werent there,he would have made it.
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Female 631
... cat without depth perception..
awesome..
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Female 308
When I had my kitten outside for the first time, he was sitting on our front step and when a car drove by he got spooked and ran right into the window thinking he could get inside! Ah I wish I had my camera going, I think y`all would`ve liked it
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Female 96
my cat has done so many things like that.. like jumping into the side of an empty fish tank
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Female 15,763
HAHA1

Cats having poor balance is the funniest thing EVER.

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Male 1,835
can we get a pity aww of the day?
aww as in, man that sucks?
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Female 1,063
:-( poor kitty :-(
It looked like it could have broken it`s neck...
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Male 1,347
I would and did laugh my ass off. I like animals but theres no way itd be hurt from that... well other than its pride.
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Female 362
Redhead:
I`d be the same way! I`d be so worried!
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Female 695
Lol. I love it when cats fail. It knocks them off their effing high horse.
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Male 413
aww poor kitty
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Female 2,044
omg, i wouldn`t be able to just sit there while that happened!
i`d be picking it up to make sure it was okay!
i didn`t really find that funny.
i guess i love animals too much..
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Female 152
Ouch!
Room is a mess\
and the brown cat sitting there chilling is all like "you sure is stupid"
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Female 917
Haha. Such a cute kitty though.
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Female 493
What a weirdo...who would just sit there and video tape their kitty?
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Female 1,578
"I knew that paper beat scissors, but I didn`t know that paper beat cat."


HAHA clever.

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Male 108
lmfaoooo, and gotta give credit for the name there goes 3 lives right there lmao
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Male 191
in the slow motion part you can see his neck being snapped back
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Female 36
stupid cat. lmfao
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Male 18
aw. poor little kitty! six lives left...
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Male 1,894
"Paper wins!"
~~~~~~~~~

I knew that paper beat scissors, but I didn`t know that paper beat cat.

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Male 2,395
I don`t think he cares, he still has lives left anyways, it`s the good thing about being a cat. :D
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Male 301
poor cat
even I felt that
auch
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Male 2,688
Almost broke its neck. Poor thing. Funny though.
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Male 265
Paper wins!
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Female 107
Awwww, poor thing..
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Male 121
haha..poor kitty...
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Male 756
xD

Poor thing...
It hit HARD.

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Male 2,028
Aww, that cat was cute. It always makes me cringe inside when I see a cat/kitten get hurt, but it was fairly funny still.
...
...I like cats. :-)
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Female 2,027
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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Male 107
Must of thought the paper was solid.
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Male 4
It would have been funnier if he pulled the computer off with it.
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Male 178
epic FAIL
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Male 1,894
hahaha, oh poor kitteh.
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Male 436
I love how cats do something like this and play it off like it never happened.
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Female 4,197
lol omg! how could the cat have not made that??
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Male 179
ill bet he still landed on all fours.
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Male 886
lol I started laughing before I even watched this. couldn`t see what happened until the slowest speed, ouch.
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Male 1,620
Link: Ultimate Cat Jump Failure [Rate Link] - There goes about three lives right there.
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