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48 Responses to Top 20 Wrestling Moves That Sound Like Sex Acts

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 7:23 am
    Link: Top 20 Wrestling Moves That Sound Like Sex Acts - Let’s take a look at actual wrestling moves that sound perverted, but aren`t.
  2. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 12:25 am
    pffft. as if wrestling isn`t already the gayest sport ever
  3. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 12:42 am
    Now wrestling totally makes sense.
  4. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 1:08 am
    A couple of those did sound pretty sexual. Awkward...
  5. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 2:19 am
    Is there such a term as "Not funny as hell?"
  6. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 2:39 am
    "1. One-handed bulldog
    When a kid with Downs syndrome jacks off in his back yard."

    I nearly drating pissed myself.

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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 2:51 am
    I laughed at the first one too.
  8. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 4:35 am
    I lol`d at a few of these

    Ah, now I really understand wrestling. . .

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    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 5:38 am
    half of those were.....its was 50-50 for me.
  10. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 6:26 am
    ven, werstling is not a sport, it`s a form of entertainment. A male soap opera if you will.

    Take it for what it`s worth, and it`s somewhat entertaining.

    They are only really hitting each other half the time. ;)

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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 7:31 am
    ooooh, now i get it. "wrestling" IS for homos
  12. Profile photo of Shufdog
    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 7:42 am
    Does anybody remember Abdulla The Butcher? He was brutal!

    Here he is stabbing someone in the head!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eedEa8b2cnw

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    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 8:16 am
    This was written by a 14 year old.
  14. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 8:18 am
    wasn`t funny
  15. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 8:34 am
    I never liked wrestling, mainly cause it`s a bunch of muscular guys in their undies fighting each other.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 8:44 am
    boombox, thats how I feel about MMA as well, bunch of guys hugging each other on the ground.

    and people try to call baseball gay...

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    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 9:07 am
    what about the piledriver? Or the ChokeSlam?
  18. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 9:10 am
    pro wrestling is the stupidest thing ive ever seen. its an embarasment to amateur wrestlers like me who actually work their asses off to put their hearts into 6 minutes of mat time. and all to get their name tarnished by f-holes like these guys. i f-ing hate these guys.
  19. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 9:15 am
    Wrestling is dirty, dirty business. ;)
  20. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 9:16 am
    "Mushroom stomp-When you give a mushroom stamp to a girl with a British accent."
    Eh? I don`t get this one. Since when did we pronounce stamp as stomp?
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    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Shining wizard, lmao.
  22. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 9:55 am
    Shining wizard made me go
    :D
    :|
    :[
    :D

    lmao

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    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 10:09 am
    lol the comments are gettimg mixed up...
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    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 10:14 am
    moderately funny...and i love how fake wrestling is! its also funny to watch die-hard wrestling fans defend the male soap opera.
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    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Gorgack you are just mad because you got mushroom stomped by accident
  26. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 11:37 am
    I don`t pronounce stamp as stomp =[ Don`t pick at our faults. We`re beautiful people.
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    duckboy142 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    im confused i thought stamp and stomp were different words
  28. Profile photo of Sorax3
    Sorax3 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    i just joined wrestling, but i kno the crossface :P
  29. Profile photo of Kalimdon
    Kalimdon Male 18-29
    114 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    I always thought wrestling was kinda gay anyway. I figured that when wrestling started giving me a boner. THeres just something about big muscley guys putting on little spandex speedos, oiling each other up, then rubbing up all over each other to try to pin the other into submission, thats just a LITTLE gay.
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    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    British people do not pronounce "Stamp" as "Stomp". No idea why anyone would think we do, but still...
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    This list fails at comedy. Sounds like a 10 year old trying to find something sexual in anything and thinking its funny
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    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    that sounds like it was just made up with no reference to the name whatsoever.
  33. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    2. Tonga death grip
    When a foreign exchange student gives you the worst handjob ever. xD
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    #3, spelled bukkake wrong ._.
  35. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    Crappy innuendo oh and...

    13. Irish whip
    Smacking somebody with a super small weiner

    false racism, (your mom knows what im talking about)

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    13 should be "Japanese whip". :-)
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Ew.

    I`m eating.

    Come on.

  38. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    "ven, werstling is not a sport, it`s a form of entertainment. A male soap opera if you will.

    Take it for what it`s worth, and it`s somewhat entertaining.

    They are only really hitting each other half the time. ;)"

    A male soap opera?? Then it`s even gayer than I thought

  39. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    NOT FUNNY! NOT FUNNY! There was nothing funny.
  40. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    I want to know what the actual moves are. >.>
  41. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    oil checking is not on there?
  42. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    so were they sexual terms or not?
  43. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    November 17, 2008 at 8:36 am
    you mean 20 sexual immature remarks i never want to hear?
  44. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 17, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    Wow, so now we don`t have to do an nsfw warning anymore? I like the label.
  45. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    no....just no
  46. Profile photo of TookieLookie
    TookieLookie Female 18-29
    5 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    Crossfaces hurt like hell!!!
    It like taking a bat to the jaw.
  47. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    DO NOT WANT
  48. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:13 am
    pro wrestling is the stupidest thing ive ever seen. its an embarasment to amateur wrestlers like me who actually work their asses off to put their hearts into 6 minutes of mat time. and all to get their name tarnished by f-holes like these guys. i f-ing hate these guys.

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