Top 20 Wrestling Moves That Sound Like Sex Acts

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in
http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/11/14/the-top-20-wrestling-moves-that-sound-like-sex-acts/

Let’s take a look at actual wrestling moves that sound perverted, but aren"t.
There are 48 comments:
Male 404
pro wrestling is the stupidest thing ive ever seen. its an embarasment to amateur wrestlers like me who actually work their asses off to put their hearts into 6 minutes of mat time. and all to get their name tarnished by f-holes like these guys. i f-ing hate these guys.
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Male 876
DO NOT WANT
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Female 5
Crossfaces hurt like hell!!!
It like taking a bat to the jaw.
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Male 1,140
no....just no
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Male 1,078
Wow, so now we don`t have to do an nsfw warning anymore? I like the label.
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Male 2,553
you mean 20 sexual immature remarks i never want to hear?
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Male 650
so were they sexual terms or not?
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Male 336
oil checking is not on there?
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Male 575
I want to know what the actual moves are. >.>
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Male 848
NOT FUNNY! NOT FUNNY! There was nothing funny.
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Male 342
"ven, werstling is not a sport, it`s a form of entertainment. A male soap opera if you will.

Take it for what it`s worth, and it`s somewhat entertaining.

They are only really hitting each other half the time. ;)"

A male soap opera?? Then it`s even gayer than I thought

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Female 15,763
Ew.

I`m eating.

Come on.

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Male 3,014
13 should be "Japanese whip". :-)
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Male 1,361
Crappy innuendo oh and...

13. Irish whip
Smacking somebody with a super small weiner

false racism, (your mom knows what im talking about)

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Female 1,070
#3, spelled bukkake wrong ._.
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Female 4,197
2. Tonga death grip
When a foreign exchange student gives you the worst handjob ever. xD
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Male 1,837
that sounds like it was just made up with no reference to the name whatsoever.
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Male 1,162
This list fails at comedy. Sounds like a 10 year old trying to find something sexual in anything and thinking its funny
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Male 425
British people do not pronounce "Stamp" as "Stomp". No idea why anyone would think we do, but still...
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Male 114
I always thought wrestling was kinda gay anyway. I figured that when wrestling started giving me a boner. THeres just something about big muscley guys putting on little spandex speedos, oiling each other up, then rubbing up all over each other to try to pin the other into submission, thats just a LITTLE gay.
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Male 142
i just joined wrestling, but i kno the crossface :P
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Male 47
im confused i thought stamp and stomp were different words
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Female 390
I don`t pronounce stamp as stomp =[ Don`t pick at our faults. We`re beautiful people.
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Male 327
Gorgack you are just mad because you got mushroom stomped by accident
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Male 904
moderately funny...and i love how fake wrestling is! its also funny to watch die-hard wrestling fans defend the male soap opera.
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Male 404
lol the comments are gettimg mixed up...
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Female 179
Shining wizard made me go
:D
:|
:[
:D

lmao

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Female 182
Shining wizard, lmao.
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Male 4,680
"Mushroom stomp-When you give a mushroom stamp to a girl with a British accent."
Eh? I don`t get this one. Since when did we pronounce stamp as stomp?
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Female 4,447
Wrestling is dirty, dirty business. ;)
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Male 404
pro wrestling is the stupidest thing ive ever seen. its an embarasment to amateur wrestlers like me who actually work their asses off to put their hearts into 6 minutes of mat time. and all to get their name tarnished by f-holes like these guys. i f-ing hate these guys.
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Male 249
what about the piledriver? Or the ChokeSlam?
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Male 2,703
boombox, thats how I feel about MMA as well, bunch of guys hugging each other on the ground.

and people try to call baseball gay...

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Male 1,232
I never liked wrestling, mainly cause it`s a bunch of muscular guys in their undies fighting each other.
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Female 2,196
wasn`t funny
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Male 376
This was written by a 14 year old.
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Male 137
Does anybody remember Abdulla The Butcher? He was brutal!

Here he is stabbing someone in the head!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eedEa8b2cnw

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Male 1,686
ooooh, now i get it. "wrestling" IS for homos
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Male 10,339
ven, werstling is not a sport, it`s a form of entertainment. A male soap opera if you will.

Take it for what it`s worth, and it`s somewhat entertaining.

They are only really hitting each other half the time. ;)

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Male 245
half of those were.....its was 50-50 for me.
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Female 1,436
I lol`d at a few of these

Ah, now I really understand wrestling. . .

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Male 1,226
I laughed at the first one too.
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Male 3,255
"1. One-handed bulldog
When a kid with Downs syndrome jacks off in his back yard."

I nearly drating pissed myself.

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Male 231
Is there such a term as "Not funny as hell?"
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Female 4,028
A couple of those did sound pretty sexual. Awkward...
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Female 913
Now wrestling totally makes sense.
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Male 342
pffft. as if wrestling isn`t already the gayest sport ever
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Male 20,196
Link: Top 20 Wrestling Moves That Sound Like Sex Acts [Rate Link] - Let’s take a look at actual wrestling moves that sound perverted, but aren`t.
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