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Date: 11/07/08 11:09 AM

30 Responses to Top 10 Preachers Who Are Batpoo Crazy Insane

  1. Profile photo of jumpinjason
    jumpinjason Male 18-29
    7 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 11:10 am
    Link: Top 10 Preachers Who Are Batpoo Crazy Insane - The preachers are out of their minds, and we have video evidence to prove it.
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:18 am
    Where`s Obamas homey?
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:19 am
    And I`m gonna chance a guess that the last one is fake.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:22 am
    It`s sad that these televangelists take the money from millions of people saying that it`s "for the lord."

    Um, call me batsh-it insane, but I didn`t know that omnipotent beings needed a drating wallet. Where does a god shop? Deity*Mart? Or maybe Heaven-11?

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    SM25 Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:23 am
    Not working for me!
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    Sajo Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:27 am
    I hear you there Niddy.

    And why do Churches get tax breaks? It`s retarded.

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    theRam Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:33 am
    i`ve seen #5 on tv before!
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:39 am
    Loving the new Avie, Nidonemo
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:44 am
    Maybe some of you don`t know this, But most churches give money and food to the poor. They help with recruiting volunteers and run food banks, Some run well baby clinics, Others help single mothers.

    I`m not saying those people on that list do that, I have no idea. There are many "Wolves in sheep`s clothing" and the Bible clearly warns of that.

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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 11:52 am
    CrakrJak speaks the truth. And I second the avatar loving, Nidonemo.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
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    November 7, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    I don`t care if they are on the streets preaching but I hate it when they come to my door.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    Super STD FTW

    And honestly, do these preachers think that their methods work in their favor? If one of these people started doing this at my college, I wouldn`t pay them any attention.

    Remember kids, a man who yells with a Bible inhand doth not be taken seriously.

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    Zerro Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    "Maybe some of you don`t know this, But most churches give money and food to the poor. They help with recruiting volunteers and run food banks, Some run well baby clinics, Others help single mothers.

    I`m not saying those people on that list do that, I have no idea. There are many "Wolves in sheep`s clothing" and the Bible clearly warns of that. "

    QFT

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    audiosncracy Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    Holy poo... I love #8.
    IT`S A PREACH-OFF!!!
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    cheeznipz Female 13-17
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    November 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    #9 is my favourite :]
    it`s funny watching other people dance to it XD
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    Thank you very much, Sixclaws and Davymid. :) I made it myself.
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    Ty-Force Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    I`ve never felt closer to god. and I`m Atheist...
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    Raccoon Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    #3 was amusing.

    Premarital holding of hands there? Oh god... they`re going to hell!

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    > Ty-Force
    > I`ve never felt closer to god. and I`m Atheist

    I`ve never felt farther from God, and I`m Christian. Let`s face it, Faith is a PERSONAL thing, you can`t do "personal" through a TV camera. Just about any preacher who thinks they can spread the message on TV has about 99% lost their own way, and the message.

    May I remind you of Oral Roberts: "God told me that if you all don`t give us a million dollars by next week, he`s gonna kill me!" Couldn`t that guy SEE how far off path he was with that excretia??

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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Yeah....Satanists melt babies into candles...sure..
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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    The STD guy was funny. Actually funny.

    And since when is hand holding and kissing your boyfriend or girlfriend considered sexually immoral? Both my grandpas are preachers and so is my boyfriends dad and they would laugh their asses off at that.

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    LOL, Nido, Heaven-11. I gotta remember that.
    The guy about the Satanists was the craziest, IMO. I laughed when he said his car got stolen. Serves him right. It`s called karma, betch!
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    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 1:11 am
    They forgot to list Reverend Jeremiah Wright. ;-/
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2008 at 1:39 am
    HA! Like there are only 10...
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    lytesend Female 13-17
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    November 8, 2008 at 11:40 am
    I think ALL preachers are batsh*t insane. Give me a good, intelligent Satanist any day, yeah.
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    itsdanielle Female 13-17
    30 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 11:46 am
    #7 is Brother Micah...he goes around to colleges everywere preaching whatever it is that he preaches. His wife comes too, and she answers questions, but only if you`re covered up completely. He came to my school at the beginning of the year and got in a fight with one of the philosophy teachers here or something.

    For more Brother Micah fun:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUeAvhwIn...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iPPmtId6...

    Classy guy.

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    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    How can you have a batpoo insane preacher list without Fred Phelps? You disappoint me.

    Number ten apparently believes in evolution though. Huh.

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    wobbuvahi Male 13-17
    14 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Batpoo?

    what is this i don`t even

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    doesntloveu Female 18-29
    139 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    The mother nature one, and the super stds were my favourite!
    Was super std and the are you using profanity guy the same ???
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    paulmvr Male 18-29
    89 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    I come in the name of satan nigga! bich ass bich!

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