Top 10 Preachers Who Are Batpoo Crazy Insane

Submitted by: jumpinjason 8 years ago Funny
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The preachers are out of their minds, and we have video evidence to prove it.
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Male 89
I come in the name of satan nigga! bich ass bich!
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Female 139
The mother nature one, and the super stds were my favourite!
Was super std and the are you using profanity guy the same ???
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Male 13
Batpoo?

what is this i don`t even

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Female 199
How can you have a batpoo insane preacher list without Fred Phelps? You disappoint me.

Number ten apparently believes in evolution though. Huh.

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Female 30
#7 is Brother Micah...he goes around to colleges everywere preaching whatever it is that he preaches. His wife comes too, and she answers questions, but only if you`re covered up completely. He came to my school at the beginning of the year and got in a fight with one of the philosophy teachers here or something.

For more Brother Micah fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUeAvhwIn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iPPmtId6...

Classy guy.

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Female 194
I think ALL preachers are batsh*t insane. Give me a good, intelligent Satanist any day, yeah.
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Female 15,763
HA! Like there are only 10...
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Male 268
They forgot to list Reverend Jeremiah Wright. ;-/
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Female 4,447
LOL, Nido, Heaven-11. I gotta remember that.
The guy about the Satanists was the craziest, IMO. I laughed when he said his car got stolen. Serves him right. It`s called karma, betch!
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Female 447
The STD guy was funny. Actually funny.

And since when is hand holding and kissing your boyfriend or girlfriend considered sexually immoral? Both my grandpas are preachers and so is my boyfriends dad and they would laugh their asses off at that.

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Female 4,376
Yeah....Satanists melt babies into candles...sure..
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Male 8,302
> Ty-Force
> I`ve never felt closer to god. and I`m Atheist

I`ve never felt farther from God, and I`m Christian. Let`s face it, Faith is a PERSONAL thing, you can`t do "personal" through a TV camera. Just about any preacher who thinks they can spread the message on TV has about 99% lost their own way, and the message.

May I remind you of Oral Roberts: "God told me that if you all don`t give us a million dollars by next week, he`s gonna kill me!" Couldn`t that guy SEE how far off path he was with that excretia??

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Female 340
#3 was amusing.

Premarital holding of hands there? Oh god... they`re going to hell!

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Male 400
I`ve never felt closer to god. and I`m Atheist...
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Male 9,306
Thank you very much, Sixclaws and Davymid. :) I made it myself.
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Female 47
#9 is my favourite :]
it`s funny watching other people dance to it XD
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Male 185
Holy poo... I love #8.
IT`S A PREACH-OFF!!!
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Male 626
"Maybe some of you don`t know this, But most churches give money and food to the poor. They help with recruiting volunteers and run food banks, Some run well baby clinics, Others help single mothers.

I`m not saying those people on that list do that, I have no idea. There are many "Wolves in sheep`s clothing" and the Bible clearly warns of that. "

QFT

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Male 2,440
Super STD FTW

And honestly, do these preachers think that their methods work in their favor? If one of these people started doing this at my college, I wouldn`t pay them any attention.

Remember kids, a man who yells with a Bible inhand doth not be taken seriously.

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Female 913
I don`t care if they are on the streets preaching but I hate it when they come to my door.
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Male 2,313
CrakrJak speaks the truth. And I second the avatar loving, Nidonemo.
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Male 17,512
Maybe some of you don`t know this, But most churches give money and food to the poor. They help with recruiting volunteers and run food banks, Some run well baby clinics, Others help single mothers.

I`m not saying those people on that list do that, I have no idea. There are many "Wolves in sheep`s clothing" and the Bible clearly warns of that.

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Male 12,138
Loving the new Avie, Nidonemo
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Male 166
i`ve seen #5 on tv before!
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Male 436
I hear you there Niddy.

And why do Churches get tax breaks? It`s retarded.

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Male 562
Not working for me!
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Male 9,306
It`s sad that these televangelists take the money from millions of people saying that it`s "for the lord."

Um, call me batsh-it insane, but I didn`t know that omnipotent beings needed a drating wallet. Where does a god shop? Deity*Mart? Or maybe Heaven-11?

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Male 2,313
And I`m gonna chance a guess that the last one is fake.
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Male 2,313
Where`s Obamas homey?
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Male 7
Link: Top 10 Preachers Who Are Batpoo Crazy Insane [Rate Link] - The preachers are out of their minds, and we have video evidence to prove it.
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