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Date: 11/26/08 12:01 AM

53 Responses to The Problem With Twilight? No Black Vampires!

  1. Profile photo of Picasims
    Picasims Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    Link: The Problem With Twilight? No Black Vampires! - Dracula 3000 takes care of that and here`s its best--or worst scene, depending on your taste in bizarre movies.
  2. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    Lord, that was awful... yet, very amusing.
  3. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:08 am
    Also there are no gay Puerto Rican vampires I hear.
  4. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:10 am
    lolololololololololololololol
  5. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:11 am
    Pretty sure Twilight has black vampires. It`s just that when all the blood drains out of you when you become one, you sort of do this Michael Jackson thing.
    Or you`re like the guy in the Twilight movie with the dreadlocks. Either one will work.
    The guy in this clip reminded me of a deep sea fish. DOn`t ask me why. It`s 2AM and I have a bar of special dark chocolate floating around my bloodstream.
    BTW, I liked Dracula 2000 better. Although I love this vampy`s facial expressions.
  6. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:21 am
    Maybe there are none-to very little amounts of black vampires cause they are all freaking weak when they get turned? He couldnt even break that guy`s hip.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:38 am
    there are black vampires they are just to pale to tell the difference.
  8. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:59 am
    We need billy dee williams.
  9. Profile photo of gecibebele
    gecibebele Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 1:13 am
    Was that..Coolio?
  10. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 1:15 am
    allways know when im not going to watch a film. Its when a guy with muscles bigger than his head is "ACTING" in it.
  11. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 1:17 am
    that was so funny
  12. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 1:28 am
    now I have that song stuck in my head..gansta paradise..

    The books I`ve read of vampires had vampires of all races.The whole evil is rooted in a ancient tribe and spreads..ancient as in either mayain or egyptian .

    As far as draining the color lol ,wouldn`t they just get back that color after feeding and uhm black people stay black when they die,so no Michael Jackson corpes

  13. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2008 at 2:10 am
    Twilighth ad a black vampire named Laurent.


    God I actually hated to admit knowing that.

  14. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 3:58 am
    xD awesome. moreeeee
  15. Profile photo of onoexcuseso
    onoexcuseso Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 4:18 am
    What happened to Coolio??

    PS. the Twilight series also has Vampires of all races

  16. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 5:36 am
    Why was that movie so tragically bad?
  17. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 5:39 am
    Damn it, people! If I-A-B says there`s no black vampires in Twilight, then there`s no black vampires in twilight.

    I-A-B is always right!

  18. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2008 at 6:24 am
    That was rather awkward.
  19. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 6:24 am
    wow thats those fights were worse than a bollywood movie
  20. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    November 26, 2008 at 6:46 am
    I think this is about how the Twilight movie will be, grade B, filled with bad acting and a lame plot. Sounds like all vampire movies..except for the Blade series, or Near Dark.
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    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 7:03 am
    COOLIO!!!!
  22. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 7:08 am
    PMSL! 1:23!! i cant stop rewinding and playing it xD xD hahahaha
  23. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 7:11 am
    i dont get why you guys are saying they would turn white :S
    its not their blood thats black lol its just the skin colour, the pigments in the skin..the skin would still be black, sure it wouldnt be AS black but it would still be black, and white vampires would be really pale.

    still theres no such thing :D
    -looks over shoulder-

  24. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 7:25 am
    neat.
  25. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 7:33 am
    i havent seen twilight yet but there is one black vamp in there, his name is Laurent, i saw him on like a character map of the movie...but i dont remember if the book specifically says that Laurent, or any of them in fact, is non-white
  26. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2008 at 7:38 am
    dude i own this movie it is amazing! its hilariously poo
  27. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 8:01 am
    Cornrow Mohawk FTW!
  28. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
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    November 26, 2008 at 8:07 am
    Actually, Laurent is a black vampire.
    Get facts straight before you post =]
    Thanks.
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    musicbuff530 Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 8:12 am
    does Laurent not count as a black vamp?
  30. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2008 at 8:43 am
    I love how all the Twilight fans talk about vampires as if they exist.


    Dracula 3000 is epic.

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    refresh32 Female 30-39
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    November 26, 2008 at 9:21 am
    Laurent is a black vampire
  32. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Bah, I was expecting Blackula, much better film
  33. Profile photo of StrangeLil1
    StrangeLil1 Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 9:42 am
    meh
  34. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 9:56 am
    So was Laurent not black? wow I best fix my eye sight.
  35. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 11:11 am
    rofl, Twilight. Who the drat in their right mind want`s to watch Dawson`s Creek with vampires?
  36. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    that was some of the worst acting ive ever seen :-|
  37. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    LOL watch the damn movie before you start bashing it. XD

    Retard.

  38. Profile photo of danica03
    danica03 Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    No black vampires? Could of fooled me lol
  39. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    Lol, I like how he was trying to get away in his wheelchair. Queen of the Damned had a black vampire, but that movie was pretty bad. The Twilight book was bleh, so I went to to movie with low expectations, but they weren`t low enough. :/
  40. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    November 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    Actually...there was....
  41. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Haha. I watched this movie around midnight on SciFi once and lol`d, probably due to drug consumption but still. There was another movie that I liked..I think it was Blood Sucking Freaks that came on after it and I was riveted to even though it sucked incredible nuts.
  42. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    Didn`t feel like watching it because it looked kind of on the gay side..
    But to clear things up.. there is a black vampire in Twilight..
    Laurent :) except he`s bad so :(
  43. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    LOL, Twilight.

    The Twilight movie is a piece of junk.

    There`s a reason it got horrible reviews from EVERY MAJOR CRITIC and review board out there.

    Unless you`re 13 or under it`s an insult to intelligence. (and even that may be pushing it)

  44. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    Wanna see this movie :D
  45. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    too bad there is a black vampire. I am proud to say I saw it at midnight!
  46. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    ejaculate on your bazonkas. priceless.
  47. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    Twilight sucked, but there *was* a black vampire in it. O.o
  48. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    The Twilight books DO have black vampires...Fail.
  49. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    Yup, black vamps.. but in the book laurent was NOT black, tho there were black vamps in the 4th book.. Can`t they flipping wait till later to be politically correct? Actually portray what the book said correctly?
  50. Profile photo of FrenchFry89
    FrenchFry89 Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    first of all, there WAS a black vampire.
    his name was laurent.
    and yes, laurent WAS black in the book. or at least dark skinned. it says so IN THE BOOK. read it.
    k thx.
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 12:55 am
    So... that whole melanin thing...
  52. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 11:16 am
    Except that there were black vampires. >.>

    Though Laurent wasn`t necessarily described as black in the book, he was described as "olive skinned". But hey, we all know what black olives are. :)

    And my assumption is that some of the vampires in the final book from other parts of the world were black, too.

  53. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:19 am
    And the reason Twilight does so well with *most* woman is that it really jumps into some major female fantasies. Edward is dangerous, but for some reason, because she is special, he doesn`t hurt Bella. That feeling of being special, and being with a "dangerous" guy is something that works for a lot of women. Also, when humans were back in their hunter/gatherer stage, men were supposed to be tough and strong -- Edward is both of these and more, tapping into the most primal of all the reasons that women are attracted to men.

    Plus, he`s sexy. :)

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