The Problem With Twilight? No Black Vampires!

Submitted by: Picasims 8 years ago Entertainment

Dracula 3000 takes care of that and here"s its best--or worst scene, depending on your taste in bizarre movies.
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Female 876
And the reason Twilight does so well with *most* woman is that it really jumps into some major female fantasies. Edward is dangerous, but for some reason, because she is special, he doesn`t hurt Bella. That feeling of being special, and being with a "dangerous" guy is something that works for a lot of women. Also, when humans were back in their hunter/gatherer stage, men were supposed to be tough and strong -- Edward is both of these and more, tapping into the most primal of all the reasons that women are attracted to men.

Plus, he`s sexy. :)

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Female 876
Except that there were black vampires. >.>

Though Laurent wasn`t necessarily described as black in the book, he was described as "olive skinned". But hey, we all know what black olives are. :)

And my assumption is that some of the vampires in the final book from other parts of the world were black, too.

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Female 15,763
So... that whole melanin thing...
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Female 50
first of all, there WAS a black vampire.
his name was laurent.
and yes, laurent WAS black in the book. or at least dark skinned. it says so IN THE BOOK. read it.
k thx.
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Female 519
Yup, black vamps.. but in the book laurent was NOT black, tho there were black vamps in the 4th book.. Can`t they flipping wait till later to be politically correct? Actually portray what the book said correctly?
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Female 695
The Twilight books DO have black vampires...Fail.
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Female 1,427
Twilight sucked, but there *was* a black vampire in it. O.o
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Male 228
ejaculate on your bazonkas. priceless.
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Female 430
too bad there is a black vampire. I am proud to say I saw it at midnight!
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Male 422
Wanna see this movie :D
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Male 1,039
LOL, Twilight.

The Twilight movie is a piece of junk.

There`s a reason it got horrible reviews from EVERY MAJOR CRITIC and review board out there.

Unless you`re 13 or under it`s an insult to intelligence. (and even that may be pushing it)

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Female 481
Didn`t feel like watching it because it looked kind of on the gay side..
But to clear things up.. there is a black vampire in Twilight..
Laurent :) except he`s bad so :(
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Female 427
Haha. I watched this movie around midnight on SciFi once and lol`d, probably due to drug consumption but still. There was another movie that I liked..I think it was Blood Sucking Freaks that came on after it and I was riveted to even though it sucked incredible nuts.
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Female 2,064
Actually...there was....
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Female 267
Lol, I like how he was trying to get away in his wheelchair. Queen of the Damned had a black vampire, but that movie was pretty bad. The Twilight book was bleh, so I went to to movie with low expectations, but they weren`t low enough. :/
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Female 8
No black vampires? Could of fooled me lol
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Female 1,589
LOL watch the damn movie before you start bashing it. XD

Retard.

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Male 1,386
that was some of the worst acting ive ever seen :-|
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Male 3,255
rofl, Twilight. Who the drat in their right mind want`s to watch Dawson`s Creek with vampires?
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Female 1,095
So was Laurent not black? wow I best fix my eye sight.
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Female 85
meh
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Male 995
Bah, I was expecting Blackula, much better film
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Female 12
Laurent is a black vampire
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Male 55
I love how all the Twilight fans talk about vampires as if they exist.


Dracula 3000 is epic.

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Female 69
does Laurent not count as a black vamp?
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Female 198
Actually, Laurent is a black vampire.
Get facts straight before you post =]
Thanks.
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Female 668
Cornrow Mohawk FTW!
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Male 773
dude i own this movie it is amazing! its hilariously poo
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Female 587
i havent seen twilight yet but there is one black vamp in there, his name is Laurent, i saw him on like a character map of the movie...but i dont remember if the book specifically says that Laurent, or any of them in fact, is non-white
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Female 751
neat.
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Female 5,139
i dont get why you guys are saying they would turn white :S
its not their blood thats black lol its just the skin colour, the pigments in the skin..the skin would still be black, sure it wouldnt be AS black but it would still be black, and white vampires would be really pale.

still theres no such thing :D
-looks over shoulder-

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Female 5,139
PMSL! 1:23!! i cant stop rewinding and playing it xD xD hahahaha
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Male 75
COOLIO!!!!
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Male 1,365
I think this is about how the Twilight movie will be, grade B, filled with bad acting and a lame plot. Sounds like all vampire movies..except for the Blade series, or Near Dark.
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Male 420
wow thats those fights were worse than a bollywood movie
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Male 338
That was rather awkward.
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Male 817
Damn it, people! If I-A-B says there`s no black vampires in Twilight, then there`s no black vampires in twilight.

I-A-B is always right!

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Female 2,258
Why was that movie so tragically bad?
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Female 43
What happened to Coolio??

PS. the Twilight series also has Vampires of all races

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Male 2,553
xD awesome. moreeeee
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Female 4,376
Twilighth ad a black vampire named Laurent.


God I actually hated to admit knowing that.

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Female 660
now I have that song stuck in my head..gansta paradise..

The books I`ve read of vampires had vampires of all races.The whole evil is rooted in a ancient tribe and spreads..ancient as in either mayain or egyptian .

As far as draining the color lol ,wouldn`t they just get back that color after feeding and uhm black people stay black when they die,so no Michael Jackson corpes

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Male 897
that was so funny
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Male 2,388
allways know when im not going to watch a film. Its when a guy with muscles bigger than his head is "ACTING" in it.
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Male 76
Was that..Coolio?
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Male 400
We need billy dee williams.
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Male 1,766
there are black vampires they are just to pale to tell the difference.
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Male 427
Maybe there are none-to very little amounts of black vampires cause they are all freaking weak when they get turned? He couldnt even break that guy`s hip.
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Female 1,652
Pretty sure Twilight has black vampires. It`s just that when all the blood drains out of you when you become one, you sort of do this Michael Jackson thing.
Or you`re like the guy in the Twilight movie with the dreadlocks. Either one will work.
The guy in this clip reminded me of a deep sea fish. DOn`t ask me why. It`s 2AM and I have a bar of special dark chocolate floating around my bloodstream.
BTW, I liked Dracula 2000 better. Although I love this vampy`s facial expressions.
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Male 527
lolololololololololololololol
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Male 2,582
Also there are no gay Puerto Rican vampires I hear.
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Female 442
Lord, that was awful... yet, very amusing.
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Male 26
Link: The Problem With Twilight? No Black Vampires! [Rate Link] - Dracula 3000 takes care of that and here`s its best--or worst scene, depending on your taste in bizarre movies.
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