The Facebook of Genesis

Submitted by: Johnny_Blaze 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764710/ls:1701

If God had a facebook...would you friend him?
There are 37 comments:
Female 355
That`s wonderful. It`s funny seeing God saying `booreeedddddddd lol`.
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Female 943
ahahaha i like!
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Male 47
God should have known better than to create desire and temptation. We are only human.
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Male 2,553
thats great, i wish there was more.
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Female 15,763
Aha! I read it the wrong way but got it right because that`s how it was ordered, weird.
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Male 1,232
I actually learned stuff from it. :P
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Male 906
Maybe better haha good stuff though
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Female 609
hahaha, yes, it`s backwards, but it makes sense when you read it.

this is awesome.
hahaaaa.

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Male 886
lol that was clever.
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Female 4,225
Ah, heck I`ll give it a 4.

It was lolz

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Female 47
it was funny but can i just say that the bible never denies friggin dinosaurs. dinosaurs are in the bible. so stop saying "oh we found fossils!! yay haha stupid bible"
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Male 1,086
LMAO on the fail comment
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Male 1,598
LOL. I`d definitely be God`s friend, even though I don`t have a facebook. If God was on there I`d make one just to be his friend. Maybe he would make me Honorary Jesus or something. I`d sure like that.
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Male 629
That was awesome, haha.
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Male 1,584
of course god has a facebook,
but, What if God had a MySpace?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU_iZfe5X...
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Male 686
"666 likes " haha
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Female 497
i`d hack gods facebook and delete it
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Male 12,138
Johnny, awesome link. The rating speaks for itself... you keep `em coming, we`ll keep posting `em!
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Male 249
Yes, my first submission! Success.
Anything is possible in this country, first a black president, then a submission from an indian guy on iab!

Wooh, hope you guys liked it.

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Female 317
lol I didn`t expect that to be so great!
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Male 1,148
that was soo good :P
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Female 721
That was the first time I enjoyed something from CollegeHumor.
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Male 12,138
Friend him? No, I`d superpoke him. Right in the balls. With a sledgehammer. For being such a dick.
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Female 311
that`s good haha
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Male 995
Thank you for a new experience: laughing at something from collegehumor
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Female 400
Haha, found it amusing. I love fake Facebook pages.
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Male 762
Ha good stuff , Good old witty humuor !
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Female 587
that was great lol
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Male 3,014
@Mantolwen: Just enough to know that they`re wacko. :-)
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Male 1,226
That was actually pretty funny, although the word god burns my eyes. IT BURNS. IT BUUUUURNS!
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Female 387
Most of it`s okay. Obviously the guy who wrote this has no idea what creationists believe about dinosaurs though.
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Female 2,027
lmao! thats well good
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Male 4,290
Also, Facebook news feeds puts the most recent event at the top, so everything here is backwards.


Go pedantry!

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Male 3,819
lol. FOR-EVVEERRRR
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Male 4,290
Nope, just like I wouldn`t friend a leprechaun, Santa Claus or Dracula.
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Male 2,593
That`s pretty cool
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Male 249
Link: The Facebook of Genesis [Rate Link] - If God had a facebook...would you friend him?
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