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Date: 11/13/08 07:28 AM

38 Responses to The Facebook of Genesis

  1. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 5:09 am
    Link: The Facebook of Genesis - If God had a facebook...would you friend him?
  2. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2008 at 7:31 am
    That`s pretty cool
  3. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 7:40 am
    Nope, just like I wouldn`t friend a leprechaun, Santa Claus or Dracula.
  4. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 7:42 am
    lol. FOR-EVVEERRRR
  5. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 7:43 am
    Also, Facebook news feeds puts the most recent event at the top, so everything here is backwards.


    Go pedantry!

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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 7:44 am
    lmao! thats well good
  7. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 7:45 am
    Most of it`s okay. Obviously the guy who wrote this has no idea what creationists believe about dinosaurs though.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2008 at 7:53 am
    That was actually pretty funny, although the word god burns my eyes. IT BURNS. IT BUUUUURNS!
  9. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 7:55 am
    @Mantolwen: Just enough to know that they`re wacko. :-)
  10. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 7:55 am
    that was great lol
  11. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 8:06 am
    Ha good stuff , Good old witty humuor !
  12. Profile photo of starrstreet
    starrstreet Female 18-29
    401 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 8:09 am
    Haha, found it amusing. I love fake Facebook pages.
  13. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2008 at 8:14 am
    Thank you for a new experience: laughing at something from collegehumor
  14. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 9:15 am
    that`s good haha
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Friend him? No, I`d superpoke him. Right in the balls. With a sledgehammer. For being such a dick.
  16. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 9:49 am
    That was the first time I enjoyed something from CollegeHumor.
  17. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 10:00 am
    that was soo good :P
  18. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 10:11 am
    lol I didn`t expect that to be so great!
  19. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 11:08 am
    Yes, my first submission! Success.
    Anything is possible in this country, first a black president, then a submission from an indian guy on iab!

    Wooh, hope you guys liked it.

  20. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Johnny, awesome link. The rating speaks for itself... you keep `em coming, we`ll keep posting `em!
  21. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 11:41 am
    i`d hack gods facebook and delete it
  22. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    "666 likes " haha
  23. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    of course god has a facebook,
    but, What if God had a MySpace?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU_iZfe5X...
  24. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    That was awesome, haha.
  25. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    LOL. I`d definitely be God`s friend, even though I don`t have a facebook. If God was on there I`d make one just to be his friend. Maybe he would make me Honorary Jesus or something. I`d sure like that.
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    quaintness Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    LMAO on the fail comment
  27. Profile photo of cheeznipz
    cheeznipz Female 13-17
    47 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    it was funny but can i just say that the bible never denies friggin dinosaurs. dinosaurs are in the bible. so stop saying "oh we found fossils!! yay haha stupid bible"
  28. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Ah, heck I`ll give it a 4.

    It was lolz

  29. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    lol that was clever.
  30. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    hahaha, yes, it`s backwards, but it makes sense when you read it.

    this is awesome.
    hahaaaa.

  31. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    that was funny and accurate
  32. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    Maybe better haha good stuff though
  33. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 6:05 am
    I actually learned stuff from it. :P
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Aha! I read it the wrong way but got it right because that`s how it was ordered, weird.
  35. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    thats great, i wish there was more.
  36. Profile photo of Powerhouse83
    Powerhouse83 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 5:39 am
    God should have known better than to create desire and temptation. We are only human.
  37. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    ahahaha i like!
  38. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    That`s wonderful. It`s funny seeing God saying `booreeedddddddd lol`.

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