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Date: 11/21/08 11:06 AM

66 Responses to That`s Not My Wife

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 3:29 am
    Link: That`s Not My Wife - Next time you`re in mixed company, and you see a girl you want to have monkey sex with, keep those thoughts to yourself.
  2. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:20 am
    Atom... meh
  3. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:29 am
    Wow. I actually found that awkwardly funny. And they didn`t drag it out for 5 minutes!
  4. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:36 am
    Oh, awkward.
  5. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:38 am
    It`s on Atom, so kinda hyper meh.

    But ok I guess.

  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Good call, Finn. Thanks.
  7. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Well.. that was disgusting.
  8. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:42 am
    I think you meant `reign`.
  9. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:43 am
    HAH xD
    "shes 14"
    "...glorious"

    :D xD

  10. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:43 am
    For some reason, I hate any video that comes from atom.com.

    Any link that`s posted that`s from atom, I won`t watch. I just for no reason at all, HATE the website.

  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:45 am
    He did Bob, but sure we`ll let that one slide.

    Hey Bob, I never knew you were a Scot- what part? I lived in Aberdeen for 3 years. What a f*cking dump. No offence if that`s your hometown...

  12. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:45 am
    Boombox, isn`t that rascist? The video can`t help it`s from that site. It was just born there.
  13. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:46 am
    Yep, thanks almightybob.

  14. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:47 am
    I think I`ll end my >reign< of douchebaggery at this link.

    There I fixed it.

  15. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:51 am
    Haha no worries, I`m from Glasgow originally but in Edinburgh for uni. Only been to Aberdeen once to visit a family friend who works in the oil industry, and it depressed me. I take it you were also there for the black gold?
  16. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:56 am
    And you`re welcome Finn :)

    So what prompted the reign of douchebaggery anyway? Stress maybe? Sometimes when I`m stressed I get annoyed at people easily and generally act like a bit of a douche.

  17. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:06 am
    That...

    That was actually... funny...

    And the timing is excellent too. No dragging out of anything. I loved it!

  18. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:10 am
    lol classic
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:11 am
    I was indeed bob. I`m a geologist/geophysicist, my job`s to draw the X on the map and tell the buggers where to drill. Glasgow`s awesome though (many a wild night in my younger days was mis-spent in The Tunnel on Mitchell St), and Edinburgh`s even better.

    Anyway, now I must reprimand myself for straying off-topic. BAD MOD! BAD MOD! *self-flagellation*

  20. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:14 am
    Need a moment?
  21. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:15 am
    LEWL
  22. Profile photo of s0236078
    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:22 am
    im from edinburgh! what a night out. but Dundee beats that easy
  23. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:25 am
    Glorious
  24. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:26 am
    Dundee?? Whenever I ask anyone where they go out in Dundee the only answer I get is "Fat Sam`s". Never heard of a single other place to go out.

    But anyway yes, back on-topic: The video was OK, quite funny but not the best.

  25. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:31 am
    Wow, that was like watching a train wreck, it just got worse and worse...

    *two thumbs up*

  26. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:32 am
    my god...shoot yourself after that, huh.
  27. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:45 am
    I don`t see why loyal viewers of Atom films need to worry about wearing condoms. They aren`t getting laid. Bad target for the advertisers.
  28. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:53 am
    AWKWARD

    Mwahaha five gold stars.

  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:56 am
    lmao @ Aciliveth. Nice one.
  30. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 8:02 am
    <offtopic again, sorry>

    Open note to Fancylad: Clicking the "Jump to Last Post" button now takes you to what is the first post thanks to the new reverse-order forums.

    </offtopic>

  31. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 8:47 am
    pretty funny. It`s better to never mention wanting to "tap" anyone ever to someone who you don`t know.

    <offtopic>
    I am HATING the new 5 posts every 5 hour thing that is appearing to be a new feature. If it keeps up, I may have to boycott IAB, because it increases my bordom exponentially.
    </offtopic>

  32. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 8:48 am
    She`s 14 and has to ask her dad if she can use the diving board? They could have come up with a more age-appropriate line.
  33. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 8:59 am
    Unfixably awkward. You can`t correct that.
  34. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 8:59 am
    Backfat, others... if the new link feed rate really bothers you please feel free to email fancylad ([email protected]). Things won`t change unless he knows that people are pissed off, and he doesn`t get to read every forum thread.
  35. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 9:04 am
    will do Davy.
  36. Profile photo of IceKatana
    IceKatana Male 13-17
    130 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Hehe
  37. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 9:23 am
    A well-dressed man with a snifter of brandy should follow everyone around and comment on their faux pas...

    "...your mom!"
    "My mom is dead...*sobs*"
    "Glorious."

  38. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 9:23 am
    lmao glorious indeed
  39. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 9:58 am
    Yep, that` pretty screwed. I don`t think he can look at him normally the next couple of weeks :P
  40. Profile photo of hellervon
    hellervon Male 30-39
    274 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 10:19 am
    Sick, very, sick, but funny
  41. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Awkwaaaaarrrrrdd.
  42. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 10:37 am
    oh man....so...so sick

  43. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 10:55 am
    HAHAHA, just... O_o HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That`s what you get for being a perv!
  44. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 11:00 am
    "Boombox, isn`t that rascist? The video can`t help it`s from that site. It was just born there."

    Rascism is OK at IAB, as long as the Mods agree with it.

  45. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 11:01 am
    oops.
  46. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 11:31 am
    lol monkey sex aka gorilla fu-ck
  47. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 11:33 am
    AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS NOT EXPECTED
  48. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 11:54 am
    actually that is my wife =/
  49. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    lmao.
    i wasnt even expecting that.
  50. Profile photo of bradygrn
    bradygrn Male 13-17
    85 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    whoa....... that was..... strange
  51. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    AlmightyBob, My douchebaggery was spiked by the sudden rise of controversial posts on IAB.


    Now I`m of to icanhascheezburger.

  52. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    lol...lol....


    lol

  53. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    *glorious* hahaha
  54. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    glorious... oh crap
  55. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Dear Atom Films,

    If other video websites can pay for themselves without annoyingly long ads before the videos, then you can too.

    Sincerely, Opie.

    PS, [email protected] obesity.

  56. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    Glorious.
    Best line.
    lmao
  57. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    This tops the awkward rap on ch.com
  58. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 12:38 am
    hahahahahha
  59. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 12:38 am
    That`s the best.
  60. Profile photo of n0n4m3
    n0n4m3 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 2:53 am
    Lawl, that was actually pretty funny. AtomFilms isn`t all that sh*t no more.

    Btw Opie. For some reason, I don`t get ads before the videos. I don`t know why, I just don`t. Maybe I`m special. =p

  61. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 4:58 am
    yeah i must admit aswell - glorious, was superb!
    excellent viewing.
  62. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:02 am
    awkwarrrrdd.
  63. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 10:34 am
    akwwarrrrd
  64. Profile photo of beehappy
    beehappy Female 13-17
    209 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  65. Profile photo of jessinurFACE
    jessinurFACE Female 13-17
    58 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 1:31 am
    uhh ok thenn.
  66. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    sounds like someone I know.... creepy!

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