Super Mario Bros. Without Touching the Ground

Submitted by: hehehenerd 8 years ago in Funny

How does he do it?
There are 158 comments:
Male 1,403
wow that was pretty sad
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Male 32
loser.
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Male 105
Vat ze hell?
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Male 105
lmao.
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Female 98
Hm I`m going to say late 40`s, never married, still dealing with acne....
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Female 208
My personal favorite lines were:

"Fing BALLS!!" and

"FUUUUUCCCCKK!!!" XD

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Male 1
this is funny but wast of my life
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Male 77
"Balls!"

Freaking funny as hell, even if he didnt make it xD

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Male 211
he failed at 0:46, i don`t think he realised he started on the ground...
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Female 155
I like the part where he get`s to the dead end in the second level and he`s just like, "FUUUCCCKKK!!!!! D:>"
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Female 7
Sucks.
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Male 2,553
i want my time back.
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Female 751
that was.... such a waste, I want my 4:02 min. back... >:(
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Female 1,436
Ahahahaha! I found it:

Funniest Thing EVER!

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Female 1,436
Wow. . . that was horrid.

There is another guy that plays the "hardest mario" and he has a NY accent - funniest ever! I`ll have to find it and post it! I cried for the entire video!

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Female 354
haha the narrator
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Male 15
this is monkey anus
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Male 557
wow, that was horrible, i was so excited at first, because i thought i might see someone actually WIN super mario Bros. but that was the biggest load of horse Scheisse i have ever seen.

where does this guy live, i want to hunt him down and beat him to death with a blanket.

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Female 189
was I the only one who thought this was really funny?
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Male 240
hes he a guy or a programe come on
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Male 905
trying to be like that "Mario Frustrations" dude. drating tool. -_-
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Female 5
As a girl, I agree he probably wouldn`t touch any female body, ever.

As a video game fan, this is seriously what I could possibly do when I`m bored. But now with Mario, and not as annoying as this. I seriously want to shoot him so bad. ><

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Female 21
oh dear... *shakes head*
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Male 1,894
Someone shoot this uber geek. I bet this guy has never touched a vag either.
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Male 198
lame as hell. dont waste your time possible future viewers
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Male 14
i hate this guys voice so much i stopped wtching straight away
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Male 284
I`d like my 4 minutes of life back please.
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Male 1,162
failed attempt at being the next "hardest mario level ever" dude
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Male 712
How do you spell Epic Fail? This loser! He should really think about letting his head come back to earth
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Male 75
Will he please shut up? That was so damn lame
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Male 200
Another proud example how useless the internet can be
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Male 285
this was uhh .. dumbifying .. and at the beginning he remind of a horrible dane cook impression
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Female 1,264
THE HARDEST GAME IN THE WOOORLD!
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Male 1,835
umm what? should i be watching this with sound?
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Male 286
profane mario is 100 times better then this. it made me crack a smile but that was it....Profane mario was one of the first online videos that had me laughing out loud and for the whole video lol.
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Male 426
wow...

way to fail at being funny...

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Male 61
not as great as the hardest level, but still pretty damn funny
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Female 609
not funny...
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Male 596
oh poo
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Male 615
That kind of made me chuckle... I guess.
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Female 132
lol, why is his intro so epic?
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Male 245
wtf???? he touched the ground a ton...
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Male 689
this is a rip off of that one video of the hardest level ever made
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Female 32
4:02 minutes of my life that I`ll never get back :(
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Male 277
aahhhaa
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Female 4,028
His "Noooos" were funny.
I dunno why, but his goal reminded me of Baron in the trees.
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Male 240
dont touch it dont do it its the groumd
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Male 5,194
That`s exactly the way I play Super Mario.
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Male 294
now I hate myself for watching this.
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Female 208
This guy is annoying as hell but it`s fun to laugh at all his failure...
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Male 301
NOOOOU
annoying
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Male 43
i finally understand the meaning of the word `hate` since it applies directly to this video
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Female 109
It was rather annoying
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Male 97
is he gonna kill him self in real life its like the angry germen kid with unreal
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Male 427
he needs to commit suicide with a live web audience
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Male 194
ANNOYINGINGLY GAY
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Male 458
This guy is just trying to copy the guy who did Hardest Mario Level challenge. Not funny.
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Male 453
that was not registered as somewhere in-between pity and disappointment
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Male 250
that wasnt funny at all whyu this on here
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Male 472
the hole part might be the hardest part to not touch the ground u need to jump far enough to trigger and shrooms but the trigger might be too far to jump back to the pipe
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Male 472
that was extremely dumb. Also I think it is possible to do the first level without touching the ground.
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Female 1,231
I was laughing at the end... mostly because it was so terrible, that it turned out to incur my laughter rather than my pity.
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Female 15,763
Yeah, he tried too hard.

No commentary on Mario Bros is better than the one hardest-level-ever video.

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Male 9,305
Hardest game in the world? Really?
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Male 81
that was freaking hilarious XD
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Male 137
"MARYIURGH, WILL NOT, TOUCH, THE GROUND, THAT YOU AND I MUST STAND ON, TO EXIST, ON THIS PLANET, OFFICIALLY."

what a douche.

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Male 246
that was horrible, he tried way too hard to be funny
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Male 600
Link found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGk...

This guy was remotely funny the first time cause I have been in his shoes. The second time watching is just annoying.

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Male 600
He`s just imitating this other guy... lemme find the link.
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Male 512
And besides, Super Mario Bros. the hardest game EVER? He`s obviously never played Contra/Super C
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Male 512
Agreed. He does say "Mario" weird, and this vid is fail from the beginning.
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Male 868
Oh wow. This fails. And he says "Mario" in a weird way, it pisses me off.
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Male 5
anyone who finds this funny, should be banned from life.
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Female 1,578
anyone who finds this funny, should be banned from i-a-b
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Male 788
he`s trying to be like the guy from Mario Bros.is Frusturating but sucks at it! mmm homo
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Male 756
Yeah. No.
My ears are bleeding...
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Female 931
What a mean person
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Male 26
Déja vu...
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Male 107
Youtube rating: 4 and a half stars
I-A-B rating: 1.6

Hmm ... gonna have to go with I-A-B on this one. xP

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Female 649
that hurt my ears x_x
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Male 2,551
I didn`t think the guy who was voicing over the custom made levels was funny, I much peferred to watch the guy just play the custom levels. If I didn;t think that was funny, this guy is even worse.
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Male 737
I hate this guy without even knowing who he is.
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Male 392
I`ve got to say, the videos of that one guy playing those custom made levels were actually funny.

This, on the other hand, was annoying from the start. If you`re going to copy something, at least try and put some effort into it. Otherwise you look like a complete idiot.

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Female 374
drating is poo
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Male 274
He should be buried alive in soiled diapers. Was a douche bag and not to mention annoying. I stopped it after 13 second and skipped the rest of the way through. How ever sat through the whole thing, heads up, and I think the you should send IAB the psych bill for posting or allowing this to be posted!!!!
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Male 2,506
this sucked, i liked the one who played the modded version
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Female 119
"I want to go to this person`s house and make him eat that Mario Brothers cartridge. Without mustard."

No ketchup, either? Sounds like a plan.

Made it to 1:09 before I wanted to stab him in the eyes with a spoon.

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Female 913
He reminds me of my ex boyfriend throwing a tantrum like that.
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Male 544
gay ass voice
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Male 62
That was funny. I lolled.
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Male 292
I think he`s making fun of the guy who plays Mario on mega-hard and talks the whole time, but...

No. Just no.

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Male 1,085
This is drating retarded...
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Male 740
and i thought this was going to be cool
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Male 1,685
HELL YEAH! I made it to 1:18 before turning that S! off!
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Male 610
for not touching the ground, he seemed to touch the ground a lot
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Male 762
That guys got sinus problems
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Male 10
this was so stupid
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Male 53
annoying voice...
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Male 3,646
About as entertaining as a virus on my computer.
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Female 124
This is by the same guy who did Iron Bad and Indiada Jodes. I thought it was okay.
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Male 3,058
Not funny.
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Male 722
Ukinojoe!
Irod Bad and Indiada Jodes were awesome xD
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Male 1,164
he sucks so hard trys 2 hard 2 funny
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Female 688
he sounds hot, though ;]
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Female 688
dude. what?
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Male 8
This was drating stupid.
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Male 356
I want to go to this person`s house and make him eat that Mario Brothers cartridge. Without mustard.
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Male 1,228
I laughed.
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Female 511
Ugh, that was irritating, to say the least.
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Male 2,788
Repost?
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Male 82
This is a horrible video.....
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Female 584
Like Bob Fossil, but not funny.
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Male 68
Everytime he screams I want to punch him in a face
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Male 1,153
that was so poo.
worst.actor.ever
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Female 308
I don`t know why but I seriously was hysterical throughout the video from the first time he touched the ground right til the end
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Female 340
wow.... so this is why he learned to do that beyonce dance..... i wonder if he`s wearing the nipple shirt right now.......
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Female 1,269
he sounds like a hottie
omg that was like super amazing

B-|

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Male 349
Never.Getting.Laid.
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Female 96
wow that was really annoying
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Male 293
he tries too hard to mimic that other mario commentator
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Female 84
This doesn`t really count, he still keeps touching the ground. If the floor is lava you don`t touch it even for a second. =(
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Female 182
The floor is lava
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Male 1,270
HAHAHA!!! Freakin class!!!
"I swear from now on..."
*see`s a huge wall in the way...*
"WHATTTT!??!?!?!"
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Male 4,014
Why is this even posted here? I`m actually more bored now.
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Female 2,695
the most annoying voice i have ever heard
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Male 48
lmao it censored it
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Male 48
*dippoos
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Male 48
he is joking, dippoos!
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Female 24
.... it touched the ground...
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Female 507
Excuse me sir, have you taken your meds today? No? Oh, nevermind then.
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Male 3,014
What the f*ck was that sh*t?
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Male 64
that was pretty gay:-D
:-O
8-)
:-P
;-)
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Female 49
Lame.
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Male 439
Could perhaps have been a bit more subtle.
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Male 21
that was lame
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Male 2
you are an annoying-voiced non-nice individual
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Male 684
WHY?!?!?!?!?!and shame on whoever for posting it, and shame on whoever for approving of the post...
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Female 58
That guys voice was extremely annoying....
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Male 1,497
Ok...I stopped watching after he touched the ground, saying that didn`t count. IF he didn`t want to touch the ground, all he`d have to do is a y-axis lock after jumping. :/
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Male 4,793
"I`m not usually like this, but I really want to hurt this guy. With a knife."

call me man, pick me up sometime and we`ll go on a hurt quest for this guy. i`ll bring my katana.

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Male 2,582
Someone needs to tell this guy that he is trying too hard to be funny. That same person should then grasp him tightly and ignight a suicide bomb.
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Male 679
It was kinda funny... until the "break down" at the end which reeked of horrible over-acting.
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Female 710
Eh.
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Male 315
He`s trying to impersonate that other guy... and he`s not as funny.
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Male 12,138
I`m not usually like this, but I really want to hurt this guy. With a knife.
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Male 162
i thought it was funny, you guys are all hatersss! -_-
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Male 342
HE IS SO FREAKIN ANNOYING!
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Female 65
lmao: Without sound, you`re doing yourself a favor.
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Male 2,582
Someone needs to tell this guy that he is trying too hard to be funny. That same person should then grasp him tightly and ignight a suicide bomb.

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Male 773
from the comments im guessing you need sound to get the whole story....
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Male 1,226
That wasn`t funny....and retarded...not IAB worthy.
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Male 16
Somebody didn`t think their cunning plan all the way through.
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Male 300
This is so f*ing retarded. Shut up you whiny little beotch.
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Male 364
I half-expected him to shout `LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!` at the end.
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Male 422
Fun :)
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Female 44
That sounded like penn and teller!
Funny though!
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Male 1,455
I think my ears are bleeding.
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Male 5,970
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