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Date: 11/06/08 10:34 PM

24 Responses to Stink In Farts Controls Blood Pressure

  1. Profile photo of dpsn99
    dpsn99 Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    Link: Stink In Farts Controls Blood Pressure - I think the title says it all. Now how about some scientific experimentation?
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    wyrwich Male 18-29
    91 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    I was bored, i got even more after reading this..
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    I didn`t even read it, i didn`t want to end up like wyrwich
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    DHise Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Oh man, this made my night!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    To quote Fat Bastard, "Everyone likes their own brand!"

    Speaking of gas: I can`t burp. Is that weird?

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    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    I must be one healthy son bitch.

    I didn`t just say that.....

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    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    I didn`t read all of it, but I`d like to watch the experiment. Picture this:

    A bunch of old smelly guys with long beards and white jackets standing around the cages of mice hooked up to machines.
    "So whose had beans last night?"
    "Oh, I did"
    "I guess it`s you, go on Jim, show em what you`ve got!"
    (guy lets out nasty fart)
    Instead of killing the mice, he kills all his coworkers and the mice have lowered blood pressure!

    Who comes up with tests like this?
    I really want to talk to the guy who discovered that a rank fart will cure high blood pressure.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    Well, I`ve KILLED mice with my farts. Does that count?
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    LOL, mouse farts.
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    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    I have a friend who rates his farts on a scale of 1-10 based on: Loudness, Sound Quality and Aroma.

    he then divides it by 3.

    So, like now.

    Loudness: 1. Sound Quality: 1 Aroma: 0 Overall: 0.6

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    A posh woman goes to the doctor and tells him that she has uncontrollable flatulence (farting for the rest of you), but LUCKILY, she says, they are the silent type and don`t have any odour. In fact, she admits, she has let go 5 or 6 since she entered his office! The doctor gives her a couple of prescriptions and asks her to come back next week.

    "But doctor", she says, "this is a nasal decongestant and eardrops!"

    "Yes ma`am", he says. "We`ll fix the hearing and nose first, then worry about the farting."

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    > opiebreath
    > Speaking of gas: I can`t burp. Is that weird?

    Not weird, but medically speaking, it is a definite clinical indicator that you are not getting your correct daily dose of Vitamins B, E1, E2 and R. I suggest you take two tankards and call a taxi in the morning.

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 2:37 am
    How in the drat do they measure mice farts?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 5:52 am
    Ha! Mouse farts.

    "So, honey - what did you do at work today?"

    Well, we hooked a little teeney suction cup up to a mouse`s butt..."

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 5:58 am
    what is opie like a M.D. Now???
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 6:01 am
    nvm my comment
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    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 6:01 am
    Much like i wonder who was first guy to walk up to a cow and say "i think il drink watever comes out of these" i cant help but wonder who thought "I kno wat to do with our grant money. We will test wat men do best, pass gas!" and the world rejoices lol
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    rojodesigner Female 30-39
    101 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 8:09 am
    I know there is a mouse `pull my finger` joke in here somewhere.
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    MAlb3d Male 18-29
    58 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 8:24 am
    The first people to drink cows` milk knew exactly what it was and what they were doing. They weren`t stupid. They grew up drinking milk from their own mother`s teet and saw baby cows doing the same thing. The desire for milk was inevitable, it`s just that cows happen to have a very accessible mechanism for delivering said milk, thus being the unfortunate slaves for humans` desire for more milk.
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 8:30 am
    "opiebreath

    Speaking of gas: I can`t burp. Is that weird?"

    That depends. Do you explode when you drink soda?

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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 8:31 am
    Peeing is another bodily function that lowers the blood pressure. :)
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    Milk is so gross. Cow nipple secretion. Life without cheese would be a crime though.
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    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    Cutting your wrists lowers blood pressure. That doesn`t mean it`s not stupid and obnoxious.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    did u take ur fart pill this morning dear?

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