Stink In Farts Controls Blood Pressure

Submitted by: dpsn99 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.livescience.com/health/081023-farts-blood-pressure.html

I think the title says it all. Now how about some scientific experimentation?
There are 24 comments:
Male 2,553
did u take ur fart pill this morning dear?
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Male 949
Cutting your wrists lowers blood pressure. That doesn`t mean it`s not stupid and obnoxious.
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Female 4,039
Milk is so gross. Cow nipple secretion. Life without cheese would be a crime though.
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Female 1,545
Peeing is another bodily function that lowers the blood pressure. :)
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Male 2,313
"opiebreath

Speaking of gas: I can`t burp. Is that weird?"

That depends. Do you explode when you drink soda?

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Male 58
The first people to drink cows` milk knew exactly what it was and what they were doing. They weren`t stupid. They grew up drinking milk from their own mother`s teet and saw baby cows doing the same thing. The desire for milk was inevitable, it`s just that cows happen to have a very accessible mechanism for delivering said milk, thus being the unfortunate slaves for humans` desire for more milk.
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Female 101
I know there is a mouse `pull my finger` joke in here somewhere.
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Male 285
Much like i wonder who was first guy to walk up to a cow and say "i think il drink watever comes out of these" i cant help but wonder who thought "I kno wat to do with our grant money. We will test wat men do best, pass gas!" and the world rejoices lol
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Male 3,296
nvm my comment
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Male 3,296
what is opie like a M.D. Now???
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Male 5,194
Ha! Mouse farts.

"So, honey - what did you do at work today?"

Well, we hooked a little teeney suction cup up to a mouse`s butt..."

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Female 1,496
How in the drat do they measure mice farts?
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Male 8,302
> opiebreath
> Speaking of gas: I can`t burp. Is that weird?

Not weird, but medically speaking, it is a definite clinical indicator that you are not getting your correct daily dose of Vitamins B, E1, E2 and R. I suggest you take two tankards and call a taxi in the morning.

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Male 8,302
A posh woman goes to the doctor and tells him that she has uncontrollable flatulence (farting for the rest of you), but LUCKILY, she says, they are the silent type and don`t have any odour. In fact, she admits, she has let go 5 or 6 since she entered his office! The doctor gives her a couple of prescriptions and asks her to come back next week.

"But doctor", she says, "this is a nasal decongestant and eardrops!"

"Yes ma`am", he says. "We`ll fix the hearing and nose first, then worry about the farting."

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Female 960
I have a friend who rates his farts on a scale of 1-10 based on: Loudness, Sound Quality and Aroma.

he then divides it by 3.

So, like now.

Loudness: 1. Sound Quality: 1 Aroma: 0 Overall: 0.6

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Male 2,582
LOL, mouse farts.
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Male 3,301
Well, I`ve KILLED mice with my farts. Does that count?
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Female 360
I didn`t read all of it, but I`d like to watch the experiment. Picture this:

A bunch of old smelly guys with long beards and white jackets standing around the cages of mice hooked up to machines.
"So whose had beans last night?"
"Oh, I did"
"I guess it`s you, go on Jim, show em what you`ve got!"
(guy lets out nasty fart)
Instead of killing the mice, he kills all his coworkers and the mice have lowered blood pressure!

Who comes up with tests like this?
I really want to talk to the guy who discovered that a rank fart will cure high blood pressure.

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Male 400
I must be one healthy son bitch.

I didn`t just say that.....

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Female 15,763
To quote Fat Bastard, "Everyone likes their own brand!"

Speaking of gas: I can`t burp. Is that weird?

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Male 868
Oh man, this made my night!
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Male 2,510
I didn`t even read it, i didn`t want to end up like wyrwich
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Male 91
I was bored, i got even more after reading this..
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Male 5
Link: Stink In Farts Controls Blood Pressure [Rate Link] - I think the title says it all. Now how about some scientific experimentation?
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