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Date: 11/21/08 09:10 AM

90 Responses to South Park Weigh In On This Vampire Fad

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2008 at 4:32 am
    Link: South Park Weigh In On This Vampire Fad - Anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
  2. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:18 am
    I have always loved vampires... I`m not retarded though, just weird as hell :) And the only black goth I know
  3. Profile photo of richmass
    richmass Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:20 am
    awesome, i love the goths, and his hair flickage
  4. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:20 am
    Oh Butters...you`re so lovably stupid... XD
  5. Profile photo of mcgizzle
    mcgizzle Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:20 am
    tehe vampires are retarded lawl
  6. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
    it was a decent episode, realized after it was over that it really didn`t have much of the "main" characters in it. it was mainly butters and the goth kids.

    the funniest thing about butters is his parents, they ground him for almost anything. "butters, why is there rice-a-roni in my COFFEE!!!!" LOL.

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    Backfat Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
    ef all of you.

    Awesome ending!!

  8. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
    Vampires suck... blood...
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:22 am
    We never had Goth or Vamps in high school when I was a kid. We had Stoners, Dweebs, Nerds, Jocks, Cheeerleaders, Punks, Loners, and large number of floaters, hangers on, and wannabes.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:24 am
    only south park could portray a sketch of borderline child abuse on a challenged kid and make it funny :D
  11. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Couldn`t have said it better myself. Gothic kids I can have fun with, they can end up being cool people, but vampire-wannabes are just plain annoying.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:31 am
    *F--- all of you*
    *CHEERS*
    lol...
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Ah man I love the vampire fad! Its because I`m apart of the Vampire hunter fad and without these punks I would be out of a job!
  14. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:37 am
    Hahaha, I was just seeing this episode.
    Here`s the link for the complete episode.
  15. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:39 am
    yay, now 3 more hours of bordom. I`m leaving here for the weekend. I can`t take it. See yall on Monday.
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Hold up, Vikingguy reckons he`s a vampire. Or something.
  17. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 10:28 am
    Aww, the player messed up and didn`t work. :(
  18. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 10:36 am
    I just watched that last night, GREAT episode!
  19. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    November 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
    Oh great, I thought I was a real vampire but I`m really just retarded.
  20. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
    lmao at the hair flip in the middle of him talking
  21. Profile photo of Fa11enAnge1z
    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
    I seen this episode too. i have yet to see an actual vampire kid tho. where does this fad evn come from?
  22. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Actually...
    Well, there is a medical condition that`s almost the same as vampires. Commonly, it`s even called vampirism.
    It`s just because somebody`s body is very weak and they have to consume small amounts of blood.
  23. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 11:34 am
    "I seen this episode too. i have yet to see an actual vampire kid tho. where does this fad evn come from?"

    Bram Stoker.

  24. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 11:43 am
    No, I think the resent fad might come from Twilight.
  25. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 11:49 am
    My friend went to see Twilight last night. He said he went to see it cause he thought it would get him laid. I`ve now decided to call him Pretty Pretty Princess
  26. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 11:51 am
    Silly Goth kids and their shunning of our mother star.
  27. Profile photo of 12natalie
    12natalie Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 11:55 am
    ...I`d really love to see a scientific article on that, KannaLilly, because Google`s coming up short. I mean, there`s this site (http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/real... but it must be beyond my mortal understanding or something because it really, truly does sound utterly ridiculous.

    I`m going to see Twilight this weekend in case I`m missing out on something hilariously bad here.

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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    Twilight DEFINITELY started this trend (along with the show True Blood). ?It sickens me to no end. I`m a goth kid. I wear black. I genuinely am not a fan of the sun, for more than just the aesthetic reasons (I have a bad skin reaction to sunlight). And I follow an Eclectic Wiccan religion. This vampire fad is even alienating us true goths. so many people dressing a lot like us because now its the "cool" thing to do. That goes against everything we stood for as a social order. So what do we do now that the thing we didnt want to happen has occurred? We never wanted mainstream popularity. We just wanted to be ourselves and not conform to what the mainstream projected as normal. (And for those who pull the, "But all you goth kids dress alike.", please go choke on your stupidity elsewhere, the majority of goths you see in malls and schools today are NOT true goths. Hot Topic goth is NOT what we`re about. Though we are remotely responsible for the culture trend, we are v
  29. Profile photo of 12natalie
    12natalie Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    Twilight didn`t start it. A little book called "Interview With The Vampire" and all its pooty sequels was the real spark. Twilight just reignited it.
  30. Profile photo of PirateNinja
    PirateNinja Female 13-17
    121 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    Dude, you take yourself WAY too seriously.
  31. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    lol I watched this last night.
  32. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    And Natalie, Interview with the vampire was actually a very well written novel and it had a small cult following. nothing like the Twilight craze. Seriously shut up because you obviously know nothing off good literature.
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    Aconite333 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    I think the whole argument is rendered moot since it`s drating SOUTH PARK.

    It`s on par with Family Guy in pootiness.

  34. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    Until the Twilight series, vampires were kind of cool. Now they only exist for teen romance novels... I find that sad.
  35. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
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    November 21, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    wait, I`m too old to understand Goth, much less this new vampire thing.
  36. Profile photo of GanjaMan
    GanjaMan Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    Wait. So there really is vampire fad? I thought they just made that up to bring back goths to southpark.

    I can`t wait for this fad to come over to UK just so I can rip on these kids.

  37. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    Jason:

    Don`t forget bad HBO tv shows.

  38. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    Also guys, does IAB agree to form a vamp hunting army?

    With our numbers and world spread, we can wipe these guys out.

  39. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Vampires used to be cool. From old stories about crazy murders and action packed greatness. To be mushy stories for little 12 year to fantasize about with ponies and that marrying that guy who does not even know your name.
    Tis` is a sad day for vampires indeed. I don`t know why you would want to be/pretend to be one.

    But pretending to be a modern vampire. It`s really just other name for a goth kid. Just in the girly books such as twilight that goth kid is not a socially rejected teenage. With emotional problems and crap.

  40. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    We need more vampire slayers and quick.
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    Lol @ tweenies who think they`re vampires.
  42. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    Just watched the episode online, I died of laughter when they "transformed" butters.
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    > tornadofdoom
    > does IAB agree to form a vamp hunting army?

    Of course not! Hasn`t it ever struck you as odd that the page is all black, the logo-dude has no neck, and the games all suck? We don`t call mods "Daytalkers" for nothing you know!

  44. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    I doubt that vampires have ever been cool, with or without Twilight. Oversexualized, "romance" novel fodder. Twilight certainly isn`t helping improve the image, however. Good grief.

    Why is it that the poorly written, Mary Sue-filled books are the ones that become famous?

  45. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Lmbooo.
    I saw this episode of Tyra and they had people that actually thought they were real vampires.
    They would feed off of peoples energies.. WHATTTTT?
    like seriously, their a little on the crazy side.
  46. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    One sec, going to rant a bit. I absolutely despise goth and emos. All they do is bitch and whine about how life sucks, and other crap. WOW, they live in first world country where they can afford to buy or have access to dark clothes, dye their hair, able to eat food, and clean drinking water... Really just ship the lot of em to some third world country so they actually have something to bitch about.
  47. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    South park is losing it`s touch in my opinion
  48. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    this season isnt that great, last one was better..
  49. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    i thought vampires were the unpopular goth kids
  50. Profile photo of rdco49
    rdco49 Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    I didn`t know this Vamp thing was a sudden trend... I knew a bunch of them in high school. And as far as twilight and true blood goes.... I watch True Blood and none of the MAIN CHARACTERS (I reapeat emphasis on "main characters") dress like goths and I don`t think I`ll be seeing twilight but based on the preveiws, it doesn`t look like any of them dress goth either.
  51. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    I watched the whole episode. This is better in context.
  52. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    I watched this on Wednesday.
    Hilarious.
  53. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    this was a great episode
  54. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    i saw this episode.. its was hilarious
    but there are no "vampire kids" in my school
    just a bunch of people who like Twilight
    My school has no style :(
  55. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Hey! Us vampires were here before Twilight! She didn`t study Forks, she studied US!!
  56. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Vampires = serial killers or oversexed goths.
  57. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Either people in Southern california are smart enough not to fall into a fad like that, or I`m oblivious.
  58. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    twilight =/= vampires.
  59. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Oh god, you guys have no idea how much I`ve heard about Twilight today.

    @-@

    Too... much... estrogen...

    Too.. much... of my... own... gender...

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    snargh Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Vampires are all around us, they are called ex-girlfriends.
  61. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    i agree with eddy23, south park has lost it.

    and about this vampire/goth thing, they can both piss off. labels are stupid.

  62. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    ugh. twilight came out today O_O we`re never going to hear the end of it. *sigh*
  63. Profile photo of A_fruitbat
    A_fruitbat Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    Twilight sucked
    Haha really it was lame
  64. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    F#CK ALL OF YOU.
  65. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    "Vampires are all around us, they are called ex-girlfriends."
    ------------------------
    No, those are called "succubuses".
  66. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    No, those are called "succubuses"

    Succubi...don`t ask how I know

  67. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    I was waiting on the day South Park would get ahold of Twilight.
  68. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    "Hey! Us vampires were here before Twilight! She didn`t study Forks, she studied US!!"

    Actually, she didn`t study at all. She never did any research. Period.

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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    Well zombies are still cool. You cant possibly make a love story with one without necrophelia.
  70. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    Twilight was hilarious.
    Edward looked like he was about to puke/constipated for the first half. Second half I loved how happy and spastic he was. XD
    Jasper looked like he had a stick shoved up his butt and was in constant pain.
    I like Bella more then the actor (can`t do an interview for sh1+).
    Charlie made me laugh and I want him as a dad.
    Emmett needed more lines because he`s so sarcastic/funny. "You think she will like Italian?" Emmett: "Her name`s BELLA." Oh man...
    Alice was hot and I want to grope her leg. *thinks of baseball scene* XD
  71. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Is this really a fad?
  72. Profile photo of InvaderET
    InvaderET Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    "Actually, she didn`t study at all. She never did any research. Period."

    lmao.. thats is so true....
    I don`t give a poo who you are....when vampire meet the sun the ether...
    A.)die/get burnt to a crisp
    B.)Get hurt extremely badly but don`t die from it.
    C.)Get slightly annoyed by it..
    D.)nothing..
    But I tell you what they dont do...
    THEY DON`T FREAKING GLOW!!!!!
    god! thats the stupidest thing I`ve ever herd

  73. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    I was just watching the Tyra Banks Show Halloween episode--I swear I`m not gay. She had a "vampire" that had "super powers" that included, "being able to "bench press" 400 lbs. They had him demonstrate this by "bench pressing" those 400 lbs. by means of an inclined LEG press. They also tested the AMAZING ability to smell such subtle and difficult scents as: a few pounds of chocolate, a pile of meat, and the ever elusive plate of sliced mango.

    Watching that episode just filled me with the awkward urge to walk outside, find a mother with an infant, and then just walk up to them and spray vomit all over the poor kid and his/her screaming mom, Linda Blair style.

  74. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 12:02 am
    @WhenIsLunch

    No, goth kids just really like the whole "dark gothic" thing. These vampire retards actually think they are real vampires.... rofl, hold on, let me say that again...

    These vampire retards actually think they are real vampires.

    hahahah! It gets funnier every time I hear it!

  75. Profile photo of CupOfSTFU
    CupOfSTFU Female 13-17
    162 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 12:15 am
    Ugh, I hate this whole vampire/Twilight crap. What I hate more are the assy fangirls. I swear to god I`ve seen the same girls at school wearing the same drating Twilight clothing every other day. Plus there are people who purchase books of the Twilight series just to show that they are big fans. Douchebags don`t even read it, they just carry them around.
  76. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:51 am
    Wait, this is a real fad?? I saw the southpark episode and thought it was just something they made up o.O
  77. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 5:32 am
    Vamps, most Wiccans, Goths, and many other new-agers are just kids trying to be different so people take notice of them.

    Yes, that`s right. They do it so they get a reaction out of people. No more, no less. It`s all style and not a shred of substance. Sad really, but we`ll see a different fad in ten years time and the cycle will begin anew.

  78. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 8:05 am
    wtf
  79. Profile photo of xaxxonjolly
    xaxxonjolly Male 30-39
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    November 22, 2008 at 8:09 am
    I`m imagining the "real" Dracula coming on to Springer or a talk show in order to assert that he`s a real vampire. Hey, someone ought to make a movie out of that...
  80. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 11:57 am
    What episode is this? I don`t remember seeing it.

    The goth kids are my favorite characters. They`re just so freaking hilarious.

  81. Profile photo of Prix-Sobek
    Prix-Sobek Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    People who claim to be "Vampires" are just bored humans that need attention because they do not get enough of it at him; and/or are frightened by the people around them so badly that they have a need to lie to scare away others who would hurt them in any way.
    There are people in this world who are real "vampires"; but these "real vampires" are no vampires at all. They are humans who have a blood disease; and some blood diseases cause these humans to be sensitive to light (Although they do not "Burst into flames" or anything of that matter). But it is Utterly Impossible to become a "storybook vampire".

    Why would one have a need to label themselves, anyway? It is pathetic to be afraid of being you`re self.

  82. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    I blame Twilight.
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    staberind Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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  84. Profile photo of Saintantress
    Saintantress Female 30-39
    52 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    A Vampire fad? AGAIN?!
  85. Profile photo of ben117
    ben117 Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    haha"drat all of you YYYYYAAAAAAAA!"
  86. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    lol.
    i still love emmett
  87. Profile photo of Sani09
    Sani09 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 23, 2008 at 2:30 am
    fad`s suck and will eventually die out.
  88. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 7:26 am
    "drat all of you" *cheers*
  89. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 11:58 am
    Yay for goths :D
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    It`s a damn shame that this is the one good episode of this entire South Park season and you know what? It`s the freakin season finale.

    What the f*ck, who disabled the exclamation mark on my keyboard? Someone help.

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