South Park Weigh In On This Vampire Fad

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
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Male 1,029
It`s a damn shame that this is the one good episode of this entire South Park season and you know what? It`s the freakin season finale.

What the f*ck, who disabled the exclamation mark on my keyboard? Someone help.

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Male 422
Yay for goths :D
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Female 446
"drat all of you" *cheers*
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Male 34
fad`s suck and will eventually die out.
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Female 430
lol.
i still love emmett
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Male 64
haha"drat all of you YYYYYAAAAAAAA!"
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Female 52
A Vampire fad? AGAIN?!
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Female 731
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Female 710
I blame Twilight.
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Male 29
People who claim to be "Vampires" are just bored humans that need attention because they do not get enough of it at him; and/or are frightened by the people around them so badly that they have a need to lie to scare away others who would hurt them in any way.
There are people in this world who are real "vampires"; but these "real vampires" are no vampires at all. They are humans who have a blood disease; and some blood diseases cause these humans to be sensitive to light (Although they do not "Burst into flames" or anything of that matter). But it is Utterly Impossible to become a "storybook vampire".

Why would one have a need to label themselves, anyway? It is pathetic to be afraid of being you`re self.

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Female 1,077
What episode is this? I don`t remember seeing it.

The goth kids are my favorite characters. They`re just so freaking hilarious.

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Male 86
I`m imagining the "real" Dracula coming on to Springer or a talk show in order to assert that he`s a real vampire. Hey, someone ought to make a movie out of that...
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Female 2,026
wtf
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Male 319
Vamps, most Wiccans, Goths, and many other new-agers are just kids trying to be different so people take notice of them.

Yes, that`s right. They do it so they get a reaction out of people. No more, no less. It`s all style and not a shred of substance. Sad really, but we`ll see a different fad in ten years time and the cycle will begin anew.

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Male 679
Wait, this is a real fad?? I saw the southpark episode and thought it was just something they made up o.O
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Female 162
Ugh, I hate this whole vampire/Twilight crap. What I hate more are the assy fangirls. I swear to god I`ve seen the same girls at school wearing the same drating Twilight clothing every other day. Plus there are people who purchase books of the Twilight series just to show that they are big fans. Douchebags don`t even read it, they just carry them around.
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Male 3,255
@WhenIsLunch

No, goth kids just really like the whole "dark gothic" thing. These vampire retards actually think they are real vampires.... rofl, hold on, let me say that again...

These vampire retards actually think they are real vampires.

hahahah! It gets funnier every time I hear it!

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Male 592
I was just watching the Tyra Banks Show Halloween episode--I swear I`m not gay. She had a "vampire" that had "super powers" that included, "being able to "bench press" 400 lbs. They had him demonstrate this by "bench pressing" those 400 lbs. by means of an inclined LEG press. They also tested the AMAZING ability to smell such subtle and difficult scents as: a few pounds of chocolate, a pile of meat, and the ever elusive plate of sliced mango.

Watching that episode just filled me with the awkward urge to walk outside, find a mother with an infant, and then just walk up to them and spray vomit all over the poor kid and his/her screaming mom, Linda Blair style.

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Male 31
"Actually, she didn`t study at all. She never did any research. Period."

lmao.. thats is so true....
I don`t give a poo who you are....when vampire meet the sun the ether...
A.)die/get burnt to a crisp
B.)Get hurt extremely badly but don`t die from it.
C.)Get slightly annoyed by it..
D.)nothing..
But I tell you what they dont do...
THEY DON`T FREAKING GLOW!!!!!
god! thats the stupidest thing I`ve ever herd

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Male 339
Is this really a fad?
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Female 1,589
Twilight was hilarious.
Edward looked like he was about to puke/constipated for the first half. Second half I loved how happy and spastic he was. XD
Jasper looked like he had a stick shoved up his butt and was in constant pain.
I like Bella more then the actor (can`t do an interview for sh1+).
Charlie made me laugh and I want him as a dad.
Emmett needed more lines because he`s so sarcastic/funny. "You think she will like Italian?" Emmett: "Her name`s BELLA." Oh man...
Alice was hot and I want to grope her leg. *thinks of baseball scene* XD
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Male 1,766
Well zombies are still cool. You cant possibly make a love story with one without necrophelia.
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Female 721
"Hey! Us vampires were here before Twilight! She didn`t study Forks, she studied US!!"

Actually, she didn`t study at all. She never did any research. Period.

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Female 721
I was waiting on the day South Park would get ahold of Twilight.
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Male 772
No, those are called "succubuses"

Succubi...don`t ask how I know

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Male 2,582
"Vampires are all around us, they are called ex-girlfriends."
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No, those are called "succubuses".
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Male 2,582
F#CK ALL OF YOU.
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Female 34
Twilight sucked
Haha really it was lame
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Female 446
ugh. twilight came out today O_O we`re never going to hear the end of it. *sigh*
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Female 236
i agree with eddy23, south park has lost it.

and about this vampire/goth thing, they can both piss off. labels are stupid.

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Male 26
Vampires are all around us, they are called ex-girlfriends.
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Female 15,763
Oh god, you guys have no idea how much I`ve heard about Twilight today.

@[email protected]

Too... much... estrogen...

Too.. much... of my... own... gender...

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Male 2,553
twilight =/= vampires.
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Male 650
Either people in Southern california are smart enough not to fall into a fad like that, or I`m oblivious.
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Male 2,422
Vampires = serial killers or oversexed goths.
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Male 1,468
Hey! Us vampires were here before Twilight! She didn`t study Forks, she studied US!!
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Female 152
i saw this episode.. its was hilarious
but there are no "vampire kids" in my school
just a bunch of people who like Twilight
My school has no style :(
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Male 548
this was a great episode
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Male 138
I watched this on Wednesday.
Hilarious.
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Male 338
I watched the whole episode. This is better in context.
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Female 101
I didn`t know this Vamp thing was a sudden trend... I knew a bunch of them in high school. And as far as twilight and true blood goes.... I watch True Blood and none of the MAIN CHARACTERS (I reapeat emphasis on "main characters") dress like goths and I don`t think I`ll be seeing twilight but based on the preveiws, it doesn`t look like any of them dress goth either.
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Male 460
i thought vampires were the unpopular goth kids
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Male 889
this season isnt that great, last one was better..
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Male 458
South park is losing it`s touch in my opinion
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Male 265
One sec, going to rant a bit. I absolutely despise goth and emos. All they do is bitch and whine about how life sucks, and other crap. WOW, they live in first world country where they can afford to buy or have access to dark clothes, dye their hair, able to eat food, and clean drinking water... Really just ship the lot of em to some third world country so they actually have something to bitch about.
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Female 481
Lmbooo.
I saw this episode of Tyra and they had people that actually thought they were real vampires.
They would feed off of peoples energies.. WHATTTTT?
like seriously, their a little on the crazy side.
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Female 458
I doubt that vampires have ever been cool, with or without Twilight. Oversexualized, "romance" novel fodder. Twilight certainly isn`t helping improve the image, however. Good grief.

Why is it that the poorly written, Mary Sue-filled books are the ones that become famous?

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Male 8,300
> tornadofdoom
> does IAB agree to form a vamp hunting army?

Of course not! Hasn`t it ever struck you as odd that the page is all black, the logo-dude has no neck, and the games all suck? We don`t call mods "Daytalkers" for nothing you know!

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Male 265
Just watched the episode online, I died of laughter when they "transformed" butters.
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Female 1,545
Lol @ tweenies who think they`re vampires.
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Male 527
We need more vampire slayers and quick.
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Male 527
Vampires used to be cool. From old stories about crazy murders and action packed greatness. To be mushy stories for little 12 year to fantasize about with ponies and that marrying that guy who does not even know your name.
Tis` is a sad day for vampires indeed. I don`t know why you would want to be/pretend to be one.

But pretending to be a modern vampire. It`s really just other name for a goth kid. Just in the girly books such as twilight that goth kid is not a socially rejected teenage. With emotional problems and crap.

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Male 1,078
Also guys, does IAB agree to form a vamp hunting army?

With our numbers and world spread, we can wipe these guys out.

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Male 1,078
Jason:

Don`t forget bad HBO tv shows.

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Male 99
Wait. So there really is vampire fad? I thought they just made that up to bring back goths to southpark.

I can`t wait for this fad to come over to UK just so I can rip on these kids.

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Male 741
wait, I`m too old to understand Goth, much less this new vampire thing.
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Male 1,598
Until the Twilight series, vampires were kind of cool. Now they only exist for teen romance novels... I find that sad.
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Male 31
I think the whole argument is rendered moot since it`s drating SOUTH PARK.

It`s on par with Family Guy in pootiness.

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Female 4,376
And Natalie, Interview with the vampire was actually a very well written novel and it had a small cult following. nothing like the Twilight craze. Seriously shut up because you obviously know nothing off good literature.
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Female 4,376
lol I watched this last night.
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Female 121
Dude, you take yourself WAY too seriously.
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Female 83
Twilight didn`t start it. A little book called "Interview With The Vampire" and all its pooty sequels was the real spark. Twilight just reignited it.
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Male 2,688
Twilight DEFINITELY started this trend (along with the show True Blood). ?It sickens me to no end. I`m a goth kid. I wear black. I genuinely am not a fan of the sun, for more than just the aesthetic reasons (I have a bad skin reaction to sunlight). And I follow an Eclectic Wiccan religion. This vampire fad is even alienating us true goths. so many people dressing a lot like us because now its the "cool" thing to do. That goes against everything we stood for as a social order. So what do we do now that the thing we didnt want to happen has occurred? We never wanted mainstream popularity. We just wanted to be ourselves and not conform to what the mainstream projected as normal. (And for those who pull the, "But all you goth kids dress alike.", please go choke on your stupidity elsewhere, the majority of goths you see in malls and schools today are NOT true goths. Hot Topic goth is NOT what we`re about. Though we are remotely responsible for the culture trend, we are v
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Female 83
...I`d really love to see a scientific article on that, KannaLilly, because Google`s coming up short. I mean, there`s this site (http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/real... but it must be beyond my mortal understanding or something because it really, truly does sound utterly ridiculous.

I`m going to see Twilight this weekend in case I`m missing out on something hilariously bad here.

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Male 1,958
Silly Goth kids and their shunning of our mother star.
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Male 1,958
My friend went to see Twilight last night. He said he went to see it cause he thought it would get him laid. I`ve now decided to call him Pretty Pretty Princess
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Male 107
No, I think the resent fad might come from Twilight.
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Female 472
"I seen this episode too. i have yet to see an actual vampire kid tho. where does this fad evn come from?"

Bram Stoker.

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Female 635
Actually...
Well, there is a medical condition that`s almost the same as vampires. Commonly, it`s even called vampirism.
It`s just because somebody`s body is very weak and they have to consume small amounts of blood.
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Male 285
I seen this episode too. i have yet to see an actual vampire kid tho. where does this fad evn come from?
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Male 1,182
lmao at the hair flip in the middle of him talking
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Male 4,593
Oh great, I thought I was a real vampire but I`m really just retarded.
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Female 751
I just watched that last night, GREAT episode!
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Male 1,232
Aww, the player messed up and didn`t work. :(
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Male 12,138
Hold up, Vikingguy reckons he`s a vampire. Or something.
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Male 1,894
yay, now 3 more hours of bordom. I`m leaving here for the weekend. I can`t take it. See yall on Monday.
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Male 1,764
Hahaha, I was just seeing this episode.
Here`s the link for the complete episode.
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Male 1,254
Ah man I love the vampire fad! Its because I`m apart of the Vampire hunter fad and without these punks I would be out of a job!
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Male 1,226
*F--- all of you*
*CHEERS*
lol...
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Male 772
Couldn`t have said it better myself. Gothic kids I can have fun with, they can end up being cool people, but vampire-wannabes are just plain annoying.
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Male 2,388
only south park could portray a sketch of borderline child abuse on a challenged kid and make it funny :D
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Male 17,511
We never had Goth or Vamps in high school when I was a kid. We had Stoners, Dweebs, Nerds, Jocks, Cheeerleaders, Punks, Loners, and large number of floaters, hangers on, and wannabes.
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Male 1,091
Vampires suck... blood...
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Male 1,894
ef all of you.

Awesome ending!!

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Male 2,703
it was a decent episode, realized after it was over that it really didn`t have much of the "main" characters in it. it was mainly butters and the goth kids.

the funniest thing about butters is his parents, they ground him for almost anything. "butters, why is there rice-a-roni in my COFFEE!!!!" LOL.

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Male 25
tehe vampires are retarded lawl
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Male 9,305
Oh Butters...you`re so lovably stupid... XD
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Male 117
awesome, i love the goths, and his hair flickage
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Female 297
I have always loved vampires... I`m not retarded though, just weird as hell :) And the only black goth I know
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Male 20,899
Link: South Park Weigh In On This Vampire Fad [Rate Link] - Anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
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