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Date: 11/06/08 06:33 AM

29 Responses to Skinny Dippers Fined

  1. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 6:34 am
    Link: Skinny Dippers Fined - Sexism and Uglyism at its finest.
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    LeadPipe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 6:52 am
    Skinny Dip Sandwich, LOL

    I think it had too much meat personally.

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    saddowp Male 30-39
    6 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 6:55 am
    "to prove indecent exposure the state had to show that she knowingly exposed her genitals."
    So as long as you claim you had no idea you were exposing your goods...

    Probably more likely that no one was offended by her nudity vs the other two clowns.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 7:08 am
    I STILL don`t understand how being naked is a crime.

    Yeah yeah yeah, some people don`t want to see that... some people don`t want to see fat people either, but that`s not a crime.

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    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 7:21 am
    Opie: Think about the children! D:
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    andyo1616 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 7:38 am
    "The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men`s heads" -That should be the crime.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 7:38 am
    Well, we`ve overcome the barrier of race. Now is the time to move forward and treat ugly people equally just as beautiful people!
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 7:44 am
    "We must look beyond the thick, thick layers of fat and ugly spots and blackheads and see that, deep inside, fat and ugly people are people just like us. They just eat more."

    on a side note, I`m listening to Obama Girl`s `I have a Crush on Obama` on the radio. Interestingly it`s not American but Malaysian radio.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 8:17 am
    "knowingly exposed their genitals in a public place under circumstances that likely caused affront or alarm to others."

    OH MY GOOD GRACIOUS! A PEEEEEEENIS! A PEEEEEEENIS! EEEEK! OH MY GAWD! *gets up on table, lifts skirt* EEEEK! OH! OH GOODNESS ME! MY GAWD! I`M ALARMED! I`M AFFRONTED! OH DEAR LORDY BE HAAAALP!

    “I could literally see his anus, his testes and his penis as he was drying off,”

    Yeah because he must have spread his cheeks. e_e

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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 8:38 am
    "The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men’s heads to identify their facial features"

    I bet he was looking at their "facial features".

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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 9:02 am
    how did the woman not get charged ??? was she unknowingly naked ?
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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 9:10 am
    sixclaws13
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    1002 Posts Thursday, November 6, 2008 8:38:11 AM
    "The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men’s heads to identify their facial features"
    I bet he was looking at their "facial features".

    You mean "Fecal" features, right? :p

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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 9:33 am
    i don`t understand. why is being naked offensive? why? they weren`t boning each other on the dock for the sandwich (which would have been better, :) they were nekkid...so
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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 11:44 am
    Ha! God... I used to live in Maine... how depressing.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 11:55 am
    trio, naked, sandwich and the first 3 first letters of the description kept me reading until the end expecting something else, yet it did not come :(
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    "The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men`s heads to identify their facial features..."

    right, and i keep porn on my computer to study psychology...

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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    lol that free sandwich turned out to be very expensive... and traumatizing.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    Either all should be fined or none.
    What about that naked bicyclist in Washington state (I think)? She was fully nude riding a bike down a public road. She didn`t get fined because "she wasn`t naked to arouse another".
    None of these people were naked to arouse another, they were naked to get a free sammich.
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    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    because conservatives go "HOLY **** A PENIS"
    "THINK OF THE CHILDREN, THEY CANT SEE A PENIS!"

    when in reality nudist children see naked people ALL the time, look it up on the interwebs

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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    "when in reality nudist children see naked people ALL the time, look it up on the interwebs"

    um, duh?
    did anything happen to the restaurant that made the naked sandwich offer?

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    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    So if it was three naked women, then nobody would have been fined, right?
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    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Sex discrimination sucks. That`s really what it is. Even non-nudist children see naked people all the time. look it up on the interwebs.
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    kinkyduck Female 18-29
    26 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    haha! I live in Maine, and I have a friend who lives in Greenville, so I find this story very amusing. I knew about the skinny dip sandwich several years ago and was wondering just how long it would be before someone tried it.
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    meh, i think our society has lost all forms of modesty. I`m not saying children don`t have means to see naked pictures, but society is UPLIFTING it. whatever happened to being clean, modest, and kind people?

    oh well no real harm done. but really, seeing an ugly man`s penis/anus could ruin a guy`s day.

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    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    "The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men’s heads to identify their facial features"

    that part made me lol...

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    annakv Female 13-17
    6 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    haha wow, i use this site every day and i never expected to see this here. I actually live in Maine, and I work in Rockwood which is 30 minutes from greenville. haha i`ve heard a lot about this story, and i think it`s ridiculous. it shouldn`t have escalated this far. i know many people from greenville, and they all had a good laugh at the story.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    November 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Bias, anyone?????
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    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    November 7, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    Caboose, in my opinion, what people call "modesty" changes over time. In Puritan days, modesty meant plain clothes that covered most of the body--sort of a European hijab. In Victorian times, we swung back that way again. Mostly, I think the term "modesty" has been an umbrella term for sexual repression in the US, and many people, including doctors, feel it`s unhealthy when people are shocked by simply viewing a naked body, where no sexual act is implied.

    What`s creepy to me is how some people will say "Kids can`t tell the difference between nudity and sexual expression." But if you ask them if the kids have ever seen nudity at home, they go "Well, that`s understandable."

    Excuse me? So, if kids automatically think of sex when they see nudity it`s better that they think of sex when they see a family member nude? Yikes!

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    xFlashFirex Female 13-17
    78 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Haha. Girls rule.

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