The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 65    Average: 3.3/5]
86 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 33010
Rating: 3.3
Category: Games
Date: 11/10/08 01:24 PM

86 Responses to QWOP – Run Like An Olympic Sprinter

  1. Profile photo of rockeine
    rockeine Male 13-17
    41 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 11:54 am
    Link: QWOP - Run Like An Olympic Sprinter - Have what it takes to run 100 meters and a physically disabled Kenyan? I don`t. Can anyone figure this game out?
  2. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    1.1 metres, a new record!

    Yeah, this game is sort of hard.

  3. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    I think this might just be the worst game I`ve ever played.

    Take a letter Maria, address it to my wife. Tell her I`ll be coming home. And QWOP SUCKS.

  4. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    10 meters! Victory!
  5. Profile photo of piscivous
    piscivous Male 50-59
    146 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    I have never laughed more while falling on my head.
  6. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    D:
    I made it..like...1.3 meters.
    Congratulations to me.

    Kind of silly to watch him flop around though...
    Great music too. XD

  7. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    12.6 baby.
  8. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    1.3! yes. although, i can go further when i fall backwards.
  9. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    why is it so difficult =[
  10. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    11.2 metres =D
  11. Profile photo of piscivous
    piscivous Male 50-59
    146 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    11 meters! I rule!
  12. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    6.3 metres but i didn`t run the in the normal sense of the word.
  13. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    i was going good there for a while just kind of dragging one leg behind me but only made it to like five or something.
  14. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    2.5m!
  15. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    omg histerical! I always wanted to be in the special olympics.
  16. Profile photo of mitchell_s
    mitchell_s Male 13-17
    36 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    wth?
  17. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    11.5 WOOT
  18. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    2.6 meters! A new record!
  19. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    I got about 5.8 meters as the runner danced forward like Michigan J. Frog.

    I actually played that song while doing this, and I laughed so hard I couldn`t breathe.

  20. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    65m i`m the best
    and there is a hurdle at the 50m mark
  21. Profile photo of Nathan92
    Nathan92 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    Woohoo!!

    18.6 M!!
    I got there by hobbling on my knees for about 3 minutes.

  22. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    I figured it out! Q and W control the different directions of strides, and O and P tighten the legs!
  23. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    28.2 meters. I`m quite proud.
  24. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    Best=17.6
    Worst= -2.1
    Funny part: they were both in the same game
  25. Profile photo of FLGM
    FLGM Male 13-17
    14 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    50.8 There`s a hurdle at 50.
  26. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    ONE POINT FIVE METRES EVERYONE.

    1.5
    AMAZING.

  27. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    5.7! I had a really great stride going for about 3 steps too! But I have definitely mastered the bicycle kick.
  28. Profile photo of skorm_avo
    skorm_avo Male 18-29
    37 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    I know im sad, but i got to 100.6 in about 10 minutes. I bent the right knee, and stuck the left out completely, then tapped the q key, then immediately followed by w and p. Because the right leg is stopping the player from falling backwards i made it to the end
  29. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    hahaha i got -2.1 metres first time
    then i got 6.6 :)
  30. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    o yeah 66.6m
  31. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    6.7 lol
  32. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    3.5 wow...just wow. That was a lot of effort scrambling on my knees
  33. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    WTF?! I MUST be drating retarded if I can`t figure this poo out....

    ITS SO dratING HARD!

  34. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    Epic face plant right after reaching 40 metres.

    http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4438/epicfaceplanthb1.png

    I need some analgesic heat rub for my hands now.

  35. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    2m w00t!
  36. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    12.7 TT^TT
  37. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Woah someone actually knows how to play O_O
  38. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    haha I got -2 meters. I`m so pathetic I can`t even go forward.
  39. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    20.2m by basically doing the splits and shuffling along. I could have gone further this way, but it took me like 3 mins to get to 20 and I started experimenting with ways to speed him up.

    Result: Faceplant.

  40. Profile photo of Blue_Heaven
    Blue_Heaven Female 18-29
    76 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    -1.3
    that`s right
    NEGATIVE 1.3
    beat that!!
  41. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    OK! I got it.

    Press WO together, wait for him to be leaning SLIGHTLY forward, then hit QP together, when he is leaning slightly forward again, hit WO. Repeat.

  42. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    (If you want to actually run that is, hard as hell though. Got past my 20.2 best though. :))
  43. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    2.6 m....wow...
  44. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    13.9 not bad
  45. Profile photo of rockeine
    rockeine Male 13-17
    41 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    I like how i feel so epic with the music in the background :)
  46. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    I CAN`T STOP LAUGHING.
  47. Profile photo of derfman
    derfman Male 30-39
    99 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    WORST GAME...EVER!

  48. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    OH GOD, I SEIZURED MY WAY BACKWARDS ALL THE WAY TO THE WALL.
    I`M GOING TO DIE LAUGHING.
  49. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    i keep doing bicycle kicks in midair before falling on my head
  50. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    rofl -1 xP i keep doing the charlie brown football thing.
  51. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    6 meters. TOO HARD.
    Your legs don`t move forward, the other moves backward... anyone get past 10?
  52. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    ...Damn.

    I definitely can`t do that very well. xD

  53. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    lmao i dono y but this is halerious
  54. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    i made like 11

    I CAN RUN FAST LIKE KENYANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  55. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    1.6 m. Haha, I suck.
  56. Profile photo of Jess776
    Jess776 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    I got 19.1.....but he was like on one knee the entire time. He looked seriously retarded...don`t ask me how i did it. But you DEFINITELY have to push the keys in the QWOP order...that`s a given. Good luck...
  57. Profile photo of NunuChan
    NunuChan Male 18-29
    279 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    10meters >.>
  58. Profile photo of piemaster
    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    49.4 meters, hopping on one knee in a way no being should ever have to do.
  59. Profile photo of piemaster
    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    This is the only game that is more difficult than real life
  60. Profile photo of rockeine
    rockeine Male 13-17
    41 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    25 by actually running. start off by tapping O and then alternating QP and WO
  61. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    yah, WO then QP, the timing is way too strict though x.x
  62. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    23.5, actually running (with some jumps here and there) no knee shuffling
  63. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    36 running
  64. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    sorry for the triple post, 44.3 meters, actual running

    i challenge you all to beat that

  65. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    dude i just did 49.1m and at the 50m mark theres a hurdle that f***ed me up
  66. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    lol i gave up, 15 more min and 44.5 is good enough for me ;)
  67. Profile photo of HeartbeatSOS
    HeartbeatSOS Female 18-29
    43 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    /Life

  68. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 12:20 am
    Yay! I got 14.3! Damn near broke my keyboard to do it.
  69. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 12:39 am
    Congratulations, Foddy.net. You have created a game that makes us realize that we fail at life.
  70. Profile photo of hairbands
    hairbands Female 13-17
    24 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    YAY I GOT -1m LOL....as u can see i dont get this game
  71. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    The only way I could get anywhere was to make sure that he fell forward at the start, not backward, and then crawled on the ground for a few meters.
  72. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    This is one of the dumbest things I`ve seen posted here yet...
  73. Profile photo of Jugganaut
    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 8:11 pm

  74. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 1:05 am
    drating drat you you drating pile of drating bullpoo drat! drat drat drat drat drat!

    DUR HE HAS NO TRAINING AT RUNNIN SO ITS FUNNY!

    How about spend five seconds telling him not to drating LEAN BACK WHILE RUNNING then I`ll play the poo.

  75. Profile photo of schvartzen
    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:29 am
    grrr grrr grrr
  76. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 10:26 am
    lol wow
  77. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Am I the only 1 who actually likes this game?
  78. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Haha, it`s fun making him twitch helplessly while running backward. And of course, doing backflips.

    But I still can`t make him run forward... just fall on his face. >.0

  79. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    im making him moonwalk. seriously lmfao.
  80. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    he`d be pretty damn good at limbo.
  81. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    25m is all i could get by sort of scraping along on his knees
  82. Profile photo of mutantsimon
    mutantsimon Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    this game is the best! 26.5m! hahaha the falls are soo funny!
  83. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    December 18, 2008 at 6:02 am
    poo is SO cash
  84. Profile photo of olive123
    olive123 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    i got 30 metres...
  85. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    lol I tried this and started dancing like a Russian.
  86. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    i got him to scoot on his knees for a while then he did a backflip lol

Leave a Reply