Probably The Best News Story Of The Century...

Submitted by: ConverseUK 8 years ago in
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Second_Life_sex_causes_divorce&in_article_id=402338&in_page_id=34

A couple are divorcing after woman finds her husband cheating. Guess who he was cheating with. Was he cheating though?
There are 146 comments:
Female 98
ok, few things here. First of all, online couples never last, ever, whether you meet in real life or not. Second, your apparently not pleasing your man if he has to pretend in a game. and third, that woman needs to get over her paranoia then maybe she wouldn`t have to rely on cheesy RPGs to find love. ok i`m done.... -_-`
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Female 779
*sigh* :(
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Female 80
I went to their club in sl haha. pooty place with skanky strippers
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Female 713
God bless America, land that I love! Stand beside her, and guide her...
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Female 178
"Ahhh...Thats better..."

oh my jesus hoax demon that is so my new avatar.

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Male 22
This is bloody pathetic. "Online private detective"???? holy drating christ its a god damned game for the sake of ALL that is good and holy!
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Female 1,190
*sigh* this is the crap that gives girl gamers a bad name...wait...all gamers! :P
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Male 499
Lololol, I agree, most pathetic people of the year award!

It is not cheating, it`s just a game.
And when the game allows you to cheat even though
you`re married, then it`s allowed.

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Female 111
omg....most pathetic people ever award goes to....
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Male 47
Their characters online look so much like them, it`s eerie.
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Male 78
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"She hired an online private detective to investigate the online relationship."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Female 282
lmao is this actually real? haha that was so funny
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Male 2,422
Thanks H0ax.
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Male 242
It sounds like they both needs to get a REAL life...
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Male 4,680
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

This truly is the best news story of the century.
"Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft."

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Male 358
Wow, they printed their SL names...

Now anyone can log onto SL, find them, and laugh in their faces, for real! When you point at their avatar, you are pointing right through the screen at their fat faces! HAR!

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Male 2,159
Yup, we have mega-nerds in England too.

I wonder what the world`s coming to. Mind you, they`re clearly too fat, sad and ugly to find people normally.

As proven by h0ax_d3m0n`s epic picture!!

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Male 2,510

Ahhh...Thats better...

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Male 194
i just wanna point at both of them and laugh right in their faces...but i cant so ill just do it to the computer instead.
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Male 732
That`s "Guess WHOM he was cheating with!"
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Female 710
How sad.
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Female 1,496
Wow I could lose both arms and legs tomorrow and still feel OK with it because really these people are way more sad.
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Female 339
Ooh, this was in the newspaper.
So totally wrong.
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Male 503
Things like this make me ashamed to be an online gamer....
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Male 901
This is too good to be true. Which means it probably isn`t. I call fake on this one.
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Male 2,582
"They`ll get back together, gravity will see to it that they do."
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If you scroll down to the bottom of the article you all can see where he got this original remark.
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Male 1,557
See America, we have these nut jobs in the UK too!
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Male 493
Wow man. Log off and get a life. A "Real" life!
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Female 2,220
@pick_me. OH my god that made me laugh.
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Male 130
The overweight have severe mental problems...
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Female 1,436
Opie: you took my reaction away!

This couple: the definition for FAIL.

Geez - what has humanity come to?

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Male 1,835
"she filed for divorce the next day, she was down and out for a while, but met a new man on WoW"

...If my life was reduced to that, I might have reached such a poor degree of life; what i call 0 lives kelvin, aka 0 signs of life
maybe she`d get a 3, which is like... just because fat people are often warmer, i am so jealous too.

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Male 592
The pic explains it all:


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Male 544
FAT FHUCKS!
They`ll get back together, gravity will see to it that they do.
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Male 4,290
Pabasa - "Well, at least they`re not having real sex. Imagine the horror of these kind of people breeding. *shudder*"


There are some posts you just can`t un-read.

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Female 264
the entire time i was checking if maybe this was in fact an Onion article
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Female 412
haha... i agree negative 1, if they spent less time eating at the pc they might just get themselves a life
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Female 447
Oh wow. I feel so incredibly normal right now.
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Female 151
hahaha. That made me laugh.
`Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft`
People like that make me sad.... I have to share the planet with them...
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Female 675
she did say he didnt love her anymore
so even if you dont consider it cheating why stay married if you arent in love anymore?
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Male 460
some people are just idiots
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Female 15,763
"Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft."

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Male 610
oh. my. freaking. gosh. THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL
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Male 2,510
i really did not see that coming.....i also thought jabba the hut was killed by princess leah and i never knew he had a wife.
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Female 152
how stupid
I would never trade in a crappy real life for a fake fantasy world on the internet
its not natural and its cowardly
I mean, its good to play games like that for FUN
but to take it that SERIOUSLY
get a life
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Male 2,582
Well a young attractive couple like that will have no problems finding someone new....
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Female 70
Pabasa.

thanks for the images. D:

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Female 252
Eww did you see their picture?! No wonder they play Second Life! Can anyone say FUPA?!
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Male 4,012
Well, at least they`re not having real sex.

Imagine the horror of these kind of people breeding.

*shudder*

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Male 3
Haha she met her new man on world of warcraft
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Female 164
wow way to post this sh it lateeeee. i read this a few days ago...
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Male 277
ahhahahhahahahhahahhahah *dies from laughing to hard* ^.^
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Male 510
You laugh now, but one day this will be common. Haha, the future!
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Male 287
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

and yes caboose. It is real. and free. try it out. it`s pretty fun if you don`t get too immersed in it.

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Male 1,837
this is proof that people DO lose their lives to games.
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Female 668
this...this has to be fake. What is happening to humanity?
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Male 69
LOL :)
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Male 221
Lol i play this game (at least i have an account, but my comp wont load the graphics, i need a laptop.)
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Female 1,006
rotflmao. This is the best news story EVER.
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Male 1,204
RHEKLJHKLEJH this game is real...?

I THOUGHT THE OFFICE WAS JUST KIDDING #EYWLYJW$LKJYNLK$YJ

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Male 2,395
I think he should log on to first life...
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Female 4,197
lol alturu i read that too xD

oh dear, some people really need to get of the house sometimes

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Female 4,225
I wonder what can be satiracally better than Obama`s election?

*clicks*

*sees tittle and laughs*

*wipes tear* Wow, this IS the best story of the century!

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Female 195
LOL; "..has met a new man; whom she met on the online game World of Warcraft."

Seriously? xD

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Male 77
Wow... just Wow.
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Female 646
*laughing while crying* hahaha!!!, this is hilariously depressing.
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Male 3,482
I love the comment on the page about "They`ll come back together, gravity will see to it," lol.

So cruel. This is REALLY sad... Thank GOD neither of them will ever have kids. I`m pretty sure gravitational force (or just the folds over them) destroyed/hid their genitals a LOONG time ago. At least, I hope...

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Male 720
*Kills self*
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Female 317
I`m really scared right now. are they for real?
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Female 917
Hahaha. That`s hilarious.
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Male 1,182
lmao oh ugly people
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Male 11,739
Wow, taking sad losers to a whole new level.
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Male 1,078
Please tell me this is the onion.

It`s not?

No comment.

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Female 688
right, a coupla things to point out here.

the reason tehy dont do it in real life, dosntloveu, is because they are to fat !

SHES 28!?
more like 5-effing-8

do some people actually get off on cyber, like really?
ive heard of people doing it out of curiosity/for a laugh, but fo realz?

im ashamed that they are from england :(

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Male 124
Pshhhhhhhht.
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Male 326
chaitianya : hilarious! props

but seriously... sex on a virtual game?

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Female 818
I really really hope this is fake. Why, humanity, why.
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Male 778
chaitanya
Male, 13-17, Canada
93 Posts Tuesday, November 18, 2008 1:35:50 PM
their so fat gravity will bring them together again.

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Sha-ZAM!!! Rimshot that one baby!
But seriously; that was cruel.

I find it funny how both marriages / relationships were born in Online games. I refuse to get involved online because of this thing. Your imagining this fabulous person with the perfect looks, body, and even adding your own trait to their personalities.. but together and the world becomes a reality, that fantasy dies and so thus... usually the marriage (though some have survived!)

ah well though- In any normal sense I`d say this wouldn`t condone as cheating.. but more like, flirting or mingling with another woman (but not yet "mistress"), BUT seeing as they met online and had probably done that "deed" with the current girl.. circumstances say cheating.

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Female 213
Repost.
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Female 139
ok the fat jokes are so rude! yeah their big, why draw negitive attention to that ?

This is a little creepy, why not just do these things in real life????

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Female 2,044
wow, what a loser.


"Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft."


i LOL`ed when i saw this sentence.
she seriously needs a life.
she probably dates on that game because she can make herself skinny and no one will notice.

XD

sorry, that was mean, but still.
i mean, WoW?!

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Male 216
their so fat gravity will bring them together again.
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Male 27
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The last sentence is EPIC!
People need a life....

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Female 85
LOL i love that they said she found someone else on wow.

happened in my guild a few times.

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Male 3,842
Um...it wasn`t because he was cheating on her Second Life character. It was because, when she asked him about it, he said he didn`t love her. That sounds like a perfectly normal reason to split up in real life.
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Male 2,553
LOL!

"Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft."


this is epic.

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Male 82
I hate this place....the world lol
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Male 868
This is why my parents got divorced.
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Male 807
I don`t believe her, she`s just an ugly fattie looking for attention.
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Male 182
Aha!! Proof that Americas aren`t the only losers on this planet. Those two Fail at life.
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Male 3,625
I was expecting Siamese twins...
But this is horrible...
Destroy games like Second Life I say... or make people pay for it so if they get obsessed they still have to pay... or something I don`t know.
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Male 1,297
yeah, geez, I guess if there is that little going on for you in your own life, and your Second Life characters are what you use to live vicariously through, then it actually IS more like cheating (for those two). I mean come on, if he cheated on her in real life, maybe she would be happy for him getting some action! Second Life is the place where she can actually have standards, so it makes more of a difference than real life.

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Male 1,036
COMMENT PASTED FOR AWESOMENESS

They`ll get back together, gravity will see to it that they do.

- Bob, London

Also, I don`t find it very surpsing that a marriage based on a video game got annuled.

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Male 1,497
it would be funnier if it was their son(if they had one) that she hooked up with on WoW...
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Male 2,245
"bulbasaur: The child abandonment and the war and the religious crap didn`t get to you first then huh? :("

those things have always been around, i agree with bulbasaur. this level of disconnection from actual human contact is something new.

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Male 1,072
She is a tard just like xboxman
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Male 1,497
what
the
f*$%!?
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Male 91
Wow that is sad, and they look obese as hell, not supriseing that they met on Second Life, could only use gravity to attract other people

Alright Ive got nothing against fat people but these ones are "special"

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Male 213
..... What the hell is Second Life?
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Male 34
wow, i can safely assume everyone who plays that game is like that now-I mean, I knew second life players probably looked like that, but had such a sad attitude as well? sucks for them, got nothing going for them!
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Male 9,305
bulbasaur: The child abandonment and the war and the religious crap didn`t get to you first then huh? :(
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Female 168
Stories like this make me lose more faith in humanity every day.
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Male 9,305
*long disappointed sigh*
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Female 1,516
I knew a guy who was constantly upset at his girlfriend for cheating on him by flirting with other guys in Everquest. By the looks of this woman, she probably has low self-esteem and puts so much of her heart in the virtual world, (so she can be the woman she really wants to be), that she is a little confused about reality and virtual reality. I have nothing against online dating, since I met my fiance online, however, meeting through a game is a little weird to me.
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Male 882
hahaha ahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaaahhahahahahhhahahahahaahahahahhahahaahhahahahahah
hahahahahahah
ahahahah
hahahahhahaahahahahhhaha
losers
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Female 262
"Her avatar can megabyte my joystick any day."

^^Made me laugh... Sorry... Broke an internet rule... Lulz... there... Better.

I am all for online dating, done it, didn`t work, but then neither does real life dating so it can`t be much worse...

A for the sex in a game... Nah, not cheating. To her, probably is. She felt they had commited in the game also... And the said he didn`t love her... Thats the real reason they broke up... No love. Not really the game, the game is a scape goat.

HAHA! WoW craft... I never want to play that... My life would end... I feel lame at only being a level 31 paladin on another RPG... WOW would kill me. Always... a... noob...

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Male 1,361
How`d you accedently find out about that?

"Honey im home....WHAT ARE YOU CLICKING ON?!?"

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Male 2,160
and before someone asks, the game is EVE Online, and to answer the second likely question, my ship was the "woman" =(
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Male 2,160
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp226...

this makes me wonder if that there fun incident counts as me cheating on my ex since it happened when i was with her.

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Male 3
and another step towards the virtulizatoin of the human condition has been taken, i`m just pissed this happened before i could actually download my conscience to a hard drive
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Female 660
oh lordee dee
uhm should I call the cops every time my Online friends kill my Online characters off? ONLINE MURDER!
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Male 77
ummmmmmm.....wow!?!
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Male 591
wow... thats sad.

Even the WoW one oO

Im all for the online dating, I really am. Today`s world its easier to get with someone then meet them the next day, even though some people are still opposed to it. But really? Moving from one game to meet a guy in another game? omfg.. sad

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Male 437
thats just an excuse
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Male 557
.... he was cheating on his wife, with a "woman" on second life? um... i can see a few of my friends winding up like this guy. (he stays up all night watching his second life guy sleep)
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Male 10,440
Hahaha!! how pathetic. I wish I could go into that game and screw everyone over. Just to teach them a lesson. Too bad you have to pay for it.
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Male 3,819
I was thinking an animal. This might actually be worse...
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Male 575
... really?! I mean really people. Get off your rather large bums and get a life. Ugh.
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Male 4,867
`but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft.`

their sad lives make me feel better :D

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Male 2,855
omg, losers
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Female 635
Oh, right. I read about that a few days ago. My mom was really freaking out becaus a man who works for her has the same name as the man from the story, and also really likes second life, but luckily it was just a comincidence, and it was a different man.
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Male 1,226
I got to say....that`s kind of pathethic...
You shouldn`t give up something real for something fake, even though it`s better than the real thing...
And lol @ the last line...She met her new guy on WoW
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Male 120
The comments in the article are best:

"They`ll get back together, gravity will see to it that they do."

- Bob, London

HAHAHAH :D

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Male 2,313
Their online characters look just like them!
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Male 1,232
That`s so sad and retarded. The ending was just like, when I thought it couldn`t get any worse. :P
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Female 1,963
This whole second life thing is a little sad, I think. You sorta stop living your first life, which I might add, is the real one.
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Male 3,014
"Is it my fault you can`t satisfy me as well as a virtual character can?"
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Male 98
Her avatar can megabyte my joystick any day.
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Male 36
lol...love the fact their avatars look NOTHING like them!

i don`t mind saying it.... if i meet up with her after looking at her quite sweet avatar i`d prob throw up!

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Male 354
this is why most people that start dating through a video game never works out. the lucky few that get it to work congrats. now online dating websites are a different story and have a better success rate... normally
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Female 360
O gosh! this sounds like something that would happen in my family!
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Female 101
ok wth is that middle picture about? a man with long hair and boobs? Is that supposed to be him? (well...at least he`s got the boobs right)
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Female 59
Was he cheating?

um, yeah. i guess. i mean, they met online so if he cheated online, then, yeah.

if anyone in the normal sphere of reality caught their spouse cheating online, in a game... laughter?

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Female 462
xD
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Female 311
this is amazing haha. i loved the ending where she reverts to WOW
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Male 420
wow they look a LOT better in second life
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Female 165
You think she`d learn that online virtual worlds probably aren`t the best places to be looking for love.

Sigh.

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Female 525
Terrible..Second life seems ridiculous to me. This gives a bad name to all people who have met on line unfortunately :( I met my boyfriend on WoW over a year ago, and we met up a few months later, decided we actually worked out pretty well, and we`ve been dating in REAL life ever since. I practically live with him at this point.
Thankfully, neither of us are strangely obese or obsessed with a video game enough to consider it our `second life`..poor people..
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Female 165
"I thought it was going to be the dog"

haha, me too. XD

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Male 528
And the final nominee for the biggest losers in the world are...
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Male 516
this is why second life should be destroyed. you never hear anything good about it. it`s always about some overly-obsessed people who end up ruining their life because they can`t tell reality from a computer game
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Female 1,001
`Ms Taylor said she was down for a while – but now has a new man, who she met in the online game World Of Warcraft`
Classic.

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Male 14,331
lol
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Male 349
Yup, mankind is doomed.
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Male 1,244
I thought it was going to be the dog
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Male 1,270
Link: Probably The Best News Story Of The Century... [Rate Link] - A couple are divorcing after woman finds her husband cheating. Guess who he was cheating with. Was he cheating though?
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