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Date: 11/17/08 12:20 AM

80 Responses to One Second Knockout

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:34 am
    Link: One Second Knockout - Martial arts student takes an epic judo chop to the neck, eats mat.
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    omgitzmeex3 Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:43 am
    It`s because he hit a pressure point. Seen it.
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    kaybublz Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:44 am
    chuck norris ain`t got nothin on this dude. he knocks out kids and then slaps them conscious. skills.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:45 am
    I want to learn pressure points!! XD
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    mylovedied Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:48 am
    That smack on the back of the neck looked like it hurt more than the chop itself lol
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    Eddy23 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:49 am
    I wonder how he got the short straw of the deal.
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    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:49 am
    "you are already dead!~"
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    SoCal Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 1:14 am
    I don`t think that looked very safe. He just lost 5 points on his IQ level.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 1:31 am
    i hope that guy knows what hes doing, any strike to the neck can easily be fatal.

    P.S. THAT GUY WAS dratED UP!

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    Gjankow Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 2:32 am
    love the expression on his face XD
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 4:22 am
    In slow motion, you can clearly see Chuck Norris come in and knock the hell out of the kid...the teacher had nothing to do with it.
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    thestringy Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 4:36 am
    the guy obviously knew exactly what he was doing. you can clearly see that he expected everything to happen, in the way he slows the guys decent to the mat, and instantly starts bringing him round
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    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 5:12 am
    its not judo!!!!!!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 5:16 am
    "It`s because he hit a pressure point. Seen it."

    its because he compressed the juggular (and w/e the other big blood vessel is called) quickly, which changes the pressure in the brain quickly and drats you up.

    P.S. is htis a repost? seems so familiar.

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    dstbstr Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 6:32 am
    He actually hit 3 pressure points. A little bit of overkill because either of the 2 on the neck could have done it, but he also hit a pressure point on the inside of the leg.
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    trailleadr Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2008 at 6:48 am
    LOL @ Batmanners
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    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 7:39 am
    I can kick his ass...the guy on the left.
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 7:45 am
    so do we have any other volunteers to see what its like to see a bright light at the end of the tunnel...
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 7:51 am
    I hope that was a joke about the whole judo part... Ever since Austin Powers came out, nobody really knows what judo`s all about
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:15 am
    He should say "JUDO~ CHOP!!!" when he does that. Am I right? I mean when are you ever gonna say judo chop other than these kinds of things... AND I KNO IT`S NOT JUDO
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:27 am
    So it isn`t judo... what is it? Also remind me never to grab that guys shirt.
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    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:29 am
    Nice.. Nice...
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    KIKENI Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 9:10 am
    looks like the guy is enjoying torturing boys.
    hmmm...
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 9:13 am
    if i could do that i would just walk down the street normally then suddenly scream `JUDO DROP CHOP` and do that to someone
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    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 9:22 am
    "So it isn`t judo... what is it?"

    No idea what it is, but striking isn`t allowed in Judo. It could be one of many disciplines, but it`s possibly something like Ju-Jitsu

    In Judo in Japan to reach a dan grade you supposedly have to be willingly knocked unconcious by a strangle hold, so this may be the same sort of idea

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    krath Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 9:56 am
    Hmm, whats the purpose of clipping the guys leg with his foot, look at the video and see what I mean. It another pressure point or just to knock him off balance so he falls cleanly.
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    baker_9900 Male 60-69
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    November 17, 2008 at 10:12 am
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...


    repost. I mean this is like 3 months old.

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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 10:18 am
    owwie, but cool.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 10:41 am
    lol the sound he made was great.
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    Angel25 Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 10:43 am
    is it just me, or did that instructor look like he really wanted to knock that guy out, vs. teach him something?... I mean... that just seemed to convenient.
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    quentinb Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 11:17 am
    krath, I wonder if it was more just to offset the hand he was swinging with,to get more momentum going or something.
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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 11:41 am
    woah! knocked out and revived in 32 seconds...
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    miauw Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    hmm I thought that only worked on the front of the neck...interesting...}-)
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    i wants to learn ASAP

    yeah.. your foot has a lot of nerve endings, and it was kinda close to the foot, so amma go with pressure points

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    Grossen Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    I like that move. It`s an instant red-out. It causes blood to rush into your head so quickly you shut off.
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    DaPalooka Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    One hit wonder :)
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    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    woah, that`s awesome.
    and extremely convenient if someone were to piss me off.
    *laughs evilly*
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    "Hmm, whats the purpose of clipping the guys leg with his foot, look at the video and see what I mean. It another pressure point or just to knock him off balance so he falls cleanly."

    As a MCMAP instructor I can say with confidence that he kicked the Femoral artery running up the leg and used both hands to quickly collapse the Carotid arteries in the neck at the same time. This is why he messaged the area because otherwise he could have died fairly quick. They don`t teach the Marines this, but it makes sense just by what I can see. I will be sure to remember it in the future, that`s for sure.

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    itsallfake Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    see i hate crap like this... karate and judo instructors always show you crap in some sort of scenario where your attacker is going to grab your gi. Well guess what, unless you want to be ridiculed and made fun of, you`re not going to wear your gi everywhere you go. And your attackers don`t grab clothing... they will grab a pilsner and break it over your face (seen that done) or they swing wildly and quickly without any form or discipline... attackers are usually not disciplined and to train against disciplined opponenents and then go up against a drunk guy flailing haymakers your going to take 1 or 2 shots before you realize you have to change your tactics a bit. I worked a rather rough bar when i was 22-23 years old and have a martial arts background and i know you have to rethink how things are done when you get into a streetfight. That`s why i recommend this: Link<
  40. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Itsallfake: If you are going to oversimplify it grossly the way you have just done then you are correct. However, learning all this stuff and being trained to the point of muscle memory at the very least teaches you about how a body is made to move and more importantly, not to move. Plus you learn how to use a persons` momentum against them... even a flailing drunk. Over time and with training you gain a much needed muscle-memory. I agree with you about the commercialized crap with "gi`s" and such, but what I say is true about the muscle memory and ergonomics of it all. It served me well in some combat situations and it served me well bouncing on Bourbon St. Hopefully it will continue to do so. Even more hopefully I will never have to use any of it again.
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    Silverlake Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    splurb is an expert!

    i dont think my fencing skills will come in handy on the street, then again, if i get a robber, *eye poke* *eye poke* *down the stairs you go*

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    dljudo92 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    why are people so convinced there`s such thing as a judo chop? First off, there is no hitting in judo allowed. Second off, even if there was, all the moves have crazy japanese names, it sure wouldnt be a `judo chop`
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    thesimpsons Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    wow, thats a man who knows wat he`s doing
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    Skullgrabber Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    lol i know this guy
  45. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    Those yanking out the man`s soul movements he did from behind the head, I`m guessing that`s some lameo reiki crap. I thought I was watching karate kid for a moment
  46. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVvv

    its actually a way to keep the collapsed carrotid (sp?) arteries from killing him. the guy collapsed both of them, which is the equivalent of a dam strong stroke if he didnt do that

    but all the random waving in the air imbetween was complete BS

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    kmuggee Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    ouccchhh!!
  48. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    I really like this video. After studying it a few times I realize that he used a fast and efficient blood choke. (blood choke= cutting off the oxygen rich blood flowing from the heart to the brain knocking someone out within 8-12 seconds) Not to be confused with an air choke that could take minutes.

    He most definitely shocked the bodies two main arteries so bad that the poor kid was unconscious in a split second. I would not recomend trying this unless you want to run the risk of killing someone.

    Furthermore, that slap to the back of the neck send a shock down the spinal cord stimulating most major nerve clusters in the torso and radiates down to the legs. This you can absolutely try. Just have a friend slap that area with a cup of their hands. Not too hard, but you will see the effect. Not exactly painful, yet not comfortable.

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    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    old.
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    Smashking Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Gotta wonder how many times the people who came up with this had to do it until they realized "Oh, you just have to rub and slap the back of the neck to keep them alive! It`s so obvious..."
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    "but all the random waving in the air imbetween was complete BS"

    I think that was because it seemed like he hit the guy kind of hard, and he was waving his hands afterwards...

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    November 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Pfft, I`d be all "Hell no you can`t do whatever it is you want to do with the chopping air way cutting off thingy! Get away from me!!"
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    What a douchey thing to do as a trainer. Double carotid slap, lame.
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    Cmstamega Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    lol. eats mat.
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    that hurt me to watch it


    pwned.

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    ragerobot Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    Trust me. That guy had it coming...
  57. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    ragerobot and on what grounds do you stand for that?

    im not arguing im curious....

  58. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    All you Judo, Kung Foo experts are idiots...

    It`s a Vagal response as the nerve runs right where he hit him.

    No air loss
    no blood stoppage
    just idiot karate experts

  59. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    Oh by the way, I can use a massage on the same area to slow the heart down when it`s in an atrial fib with a rapid vagal response.

    Again, many idiots on here.

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    last_ninja Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    FINISH HIM!

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    trp712 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    poo yeah!!

    sorry gow2 just got released here. I think i`m addicted

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    trashcan7 Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    CBFLATLINE

    Oh by the way, I can use a massage on the same area to slow the heart down when it`s in an atrial fib with a rapid vagal response.

    Again, many idiots on here.

    All you Judo, Kung Foo experts are idiots...
    It`s a Vagal response as the nerve runs right where he hit him.

    No air loss
    no blood stoppage
    just idiot karate experts
    __________

    Ok...can`t really expect everybody to know that kind of stuff.

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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    Totally fake! This was staged from the start, and they weren`t even good actors.
  64. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    I agree trashcan but the so called ninjas on this page should be told that they are full of...

    you know

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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    That wasn`t the same as a stroke. Impact on those arteries causes a temporary but very noticeable shift in blood pressure to the brain. With normal, healthy arteries blood pressure would and did resume normal flow. Thing is, the student wasn`t even protecting his most vital area. Which probably meant he was young in the art. Which also probably meant this shouldn`t have been performed on him.

    But yes, for certain, this type of move would send your average folk into a 2 or 3 second period of total shock. Enough for anyone trained to do whatever else they wanted to at that point. Meaning game over fatality move coming next. A good sternum punch would do the same for most, `nuff said

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    Kougaiji Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2008 at 11:14 pm
    This is definitely photoshopped. many of the pixels are very fake.
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    Khronnus Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2008 at 1:42 am
    Ha, that`s a handy trick to know. I always get started on by complete arses when I`m out. KO`ing someone like this would be such a help :P
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    Filipino916 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2008 at 2:20 am
    There`s no chops in Judo!
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2008 at 3:40 am
    CBFlatline Wrote:

    "It`s a Vagal response as the nerve runs right where he hit him."

    "Again, many idiots on here."

    Whoa!!! Hold on there stud! Are you saying that the dude has a vagina? Wow, who is the idiot now? :)

    Now go get a life.

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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2008 at 8:58 am
    nice try, splurbyburbl.
    10 seconds on google would`ve told you that the vagus nerve runs along the neck, and has nothing to do with having a vagina.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2008 at 9:49 am
    "10 seconds on google would`ve told you that the vagus nerve runs along the neck, and has nothing to do with having a vagina."

    From now on I will put a disclaimer to my "jokes" so all the slow people will understand I am not being serious. It will look like this:

    GO OUTSIDE!

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    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
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    November 18, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    uberpwnnnndddd! lol :)
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Yeah, I practically kill students all the time. No big deal. Is it dinner time yet?
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    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
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    November 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    that is pretty cool
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    I wanna learn this... :O
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    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    it`s called kyosho jitsu, evan pantazi is a beast at it
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    omfg if i see this one more time im going to go insane
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    biblebasher Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    That was pretty awesome. WHAM!
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    December 14, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    "but all the random waving in the air imbetween was complete BS"

    I think that was because it seemed like he hit the guy kind of hard, and he was waving his hands afterwards...

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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    December 15, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    "but all the random waving in the air imbetween was complete BS"

    I think that was because it seemed like he hit the guy kind of hard, and he was waving his hands afterwards...

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