Naughty Batman Toy Finally Reviewed

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Weird

No, this Batman toy wasn"t an urban legend and it really is as foul as they say. Holy Goatse, Batman!
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Female 77
That man is creepy and uses the word "provocative" way too often.
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Female 77
That man is creepy and uses the word "provocative" way too often.
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Male 244
I raged.
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Female 195
This guy makes me want to punt a poisonous reptile in his direction x_x
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Female 27
Batwanker gets a 12.5 on the inappropriate-o-meter.
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Male 244
i dont mind the fact that he is obsessed with toys, its the fact that i could not watch this video for 3 seconds without one of those stupid in video text box pieces of crap. seriously, why not just say whats written in them, or save it for the credits? jeez....
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Male 3
Hey this Guy is ANNOYING!

His voice sounds like he gargles every morning with rusty razor blades and sand!

I oughta know, It`s ME! I`m a Big fan of i-a-bored and was honored that the "powers that be" posted this video! I even added my thanks to the annotations!

i-am-bored ROCKS!

Mike Mozart, winner of the "Most Annoying Human Award EVER" 3 years running!

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Female 9
hey jerkfaces mikes awesome leave him alone! and ya maybe hes a lil obsessed with toys cuz he freaking DESIGNS TOYS! FOR MAJOR COMPANIES AND DOES A DAMN GOOD JOB LAY OFF HIM MEENIE!
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Female 1,231
Holy crap, Batman! D: That`s an eight or nine, definitely.

...Why did you have to bring Goatse into this? Don`t blame me if I puke on you.

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Female 965
... Does he remind anyone else of Rain Man? Just a little bit?
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Male 194
Goddamn it! I hate that guy! He really is obsesed with toys that have phallic suggestions in it. Gaaaaaymo!
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Male 2,553
lmao wtf of the day
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Male 91
So, the guys 40 and collects random childs toys and exploits them on youtube,
interesting...
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Male 3
This Guy has the most Grating annoying voice in HISTORY! Does he gargle with Thumbtacks and sand every morning? No Wait?

This is MY Video! OMG! It`s still annoying and lame!

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Male 390
His voice, his sound efects, background music...
NO MORE! PLEASE!
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Female 646
goodness, what a horrible voice.
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Female 84
I drating want to kill him.

Also, I think I may have had that toy once upon a time.

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Male 143
I wonder what would happen if this guy died... I`d be happy. His voice is SO annying.
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Male 2,510
the sound was off and i still found him annoying.
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Male 4,867
damn he was annoying
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Male 285
yea this jus got kinda annoyin .. "please give me five stars" .. and no stars for u it is lol
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Female 374
Gn0m3 >_> he`s just giving facts
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Female 317
he`s annoying and really desperate for that 5 star rating!
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Male 762
He should go have a shave ..........then asphyxiate.
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Male 183
this dude scares me. but he does have a point. how do some of those things make it past the damned CONCEPT stage?
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Male 420
god hes annoying, and he put way too many comments in the video.
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Male 1,232
Ewwe. How did that get past the factory?
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Male 208
this guy uses way to many annotations.
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Male 5,194
It was good up to the point where he starts to harangue us to subscribe. SO many of these videos are ruined by that kind of thing.
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Female 21
LOL..
And now we have to remove his BUTTPLUG.
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Female 165
haha, I can`t believe they actually made these toys.

Ah to be back in the days when everything wasn`t a sexual innuendo.

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Female 1,496
This guy over uses the sound effects and the pop ups. I wish he would go away.
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Male 7
you know, there are only a few people in the world who would want to keep and collect provocative male water guns featuring our favouite characterson tv and comics from a while ago...it really makes you think lol the pop ups are annoying too, but overall he was pretty funny :-P
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Male 356
the sound effects are extremely annoying. the man in the video box is extremely annoying. The fact that he is doomed to forever be a virgin doofus who owns vintage Batman toys in their original packaging would make me sad if it didn`t seem to be a fate that he richly deserves.
I can`t wait for his follow up video in which he reviews the front grille of a Mac truck as hit slams into his head at 70 MPH.
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Male 400
I did lol at butt plugs and dick grayson, or greyson? hmm

Tim drake was better.

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Female 1,211
What happens in the batcave stays in the batcave.

LOL

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Male 287
Annoying. Especially the stupid little popups. Worst addition to youtube ever.
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Male 1,815
He made that video about himself.
What an odd fellow.
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Male 240
loooooooooooooossssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Female 4,447
Aw, I thought the guy was kind of funny, until the end when he was all "give me teh comments and starz!!11!1". Wonder where I could get my hands on one of those water pistols...?
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Female 47
god what a loser, who spends this much time doing anything, let alone talk about toys D:<
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Female 138
his voice made my ears bleed...
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Male 338
He is so annoying.
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Male 619
Did he fill Batman with Perrier?
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Male 446
If this guy ever decides to do an video internet assisted suicide, he`s a goner. ***BOIIIINNNNGGGGGGG!***
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Male 2,344
"i`m really tempted to punch this guy in the face. why would he care about comments and ratings anyway?!"

Well now, say you made videos and posted them on youtube. Wouldn`t you love it if you got a million views and comments? It means your videos are popular. He`s no different from all of us, despite an age difference...

If you guys were making these videos, you would think they were hilarious too and put them up, and then you would be getting the,"Get out of your basement. You`re not funny."

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Male 2,199
why u guys hating on the guy... hes just trying to keep us interested in what he`s saying, i thought it was well presented... just cuz hes nerdy doesn`t mean u gotta hate on him all of a sudden. I think I used "hate" in its slang term a bit to much...
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Male 882
wtf is up with all the dratin pop-up thingys. adds, those little window things. i didnt even watch because of it.
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Male 400
"Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Calm
the
hell
down
man"


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Female 4,376
I see nothing wrong with these toys...
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Male 294
his voice makes me want to kill things.
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Male 876
The toy didn`t scare me... It was the rapist dude...
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Female 1,436
"I have 3 of these! They`re in the original packaging." God, what a f*cking loser.

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Male 8
i`m really tempted to punch this guy in the face. why would he care about comments and ratings anyway?!
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Male 33
...a desperate plea for comments and subscriptions.
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Female 110
why does he have all of these? ;_;
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Female 15,763
I saw a candy bag for Halloween a while ago where the bag was netted material, and the handle and hole in the bag was a mummy "face" with hands pulling it into a circle.

yeah.

Mummy goatse.

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Female 318
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Calm
the
hell
down
man
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Male 1,835
god damn he`s annoying
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Female 198
I thought he was funny =]
And the toy was...interesting, to say the least.
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Female 1,063
This guy is seriously too involved with this.
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Female 687
urg would`ve been funny without all the stuttering and over usage of the word procative.
WE GET IT.
>.>
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Male 426
this was pointless...just looking at the toy alone is a thousand times funnier than hearing this jerkoff make "jokes" about it...
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Male 807
I like the guy, if you don`t go xxxx yourself.
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Male 266
Wow, I want to hit this guy...
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Female 917
Must... kill... old dude....

His jokes were really annoying and all the sound effects and bubbles, and then the `five stars, favorite me, subscribe, check out my channel, post me on your webpage!` REALLY got on my nerves. He was probably thinking that he would be made an internet superstar or something..

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Female 107
lol, That was funny.
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Male 337
I don`t like this guy. He`s too energetic, his jokes are bad, and he added way too many annotations.
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Female 1,944
Hey give the guy a break...he seems happy with what hes doing.
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Female 4,197
haha alice, i like that one, naughty pluto!

also the toy makers back then were probably on drugs so anything went :D

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Male 976
is it just me or were the sound effects getting annoying?
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Female 855
this guy needs to get out more. stop going to comic book conventions. move out of his parent`s basement.
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Female 5,139
especially in this one o.O

gimme a V gimme an I gimme an R gimme a G gimme an I gimme an N

what have you got?

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Male 2,344
Hahaha that was funny, him being hyper added to that as well.
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Female 5,139
wow i just looked at some of hes videos on youtube...this guy needs a life o.O
sorry im not usually that mean but....wow.....really?
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Female 151
Some people have interesting hobbies. Finding `provocative` toys may be one of them...
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Male 588
That was pretty entertaining.
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Male 2,688
The bottle was a Perrier bottle...

And I agree, this 4 times a day thing sucks.... GIVE US MORE!

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Male 240
ow now how old are you
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Male 107
"Did he pour alcohol into his anus?"

Yes. Rolling Rock, I think?

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Female 525
I`m not feeling this new format change with only posting 4 times a day. :(

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Male 536
Did he pour alcohol into his anus?
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Male 1,590
Wow. Just... wow.
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Male 473
this guy has no life
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Male 610
people are stupid. how is this surprising?

and DHise, love the pic. it`s weird, i`m wearing a shirt with that on it, but the background is a British flag rather than blue-ish

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Female 5,139
hahahah holy goatse.. thats freakin hilarious xD xD xD
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Male 4,680
I usually hate people but for some reason I have become a fan of this guy. I`ve subscribed to his videos etc. He`s so entertaining.
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Male 868
I respect the guy for doing this, it`s funny. But this toy, it just ridiculous.
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Female 2,044
that guy is probably single, lives in his mom`s basement, and sprays anyone who enters with his many water guns.
O_O
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Male 2,422
It`s creepy how often he says "provocative"...
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Male 2,855
umm, why does he have all those "provocative" toys? makes you wonder about his sexual orientations
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Female 75
lol, am I the only person who`s actually a fan of this guy. I`ve been watching him on YouTube for a while, he finds the craziest stuff.

The reason he has those, and still in the packages, is because he collects toys and gadgets. He`s actually a professional toy designer, so he ends up with a lot of prototypes and other weird things. He can get a little annoying sometimes, I guess, but I find the things he reviews fascinating enough to keep watching, I guess.

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Male 10,440
rofl. yep thats obscene.
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Male 474
Okay, this guy`s jokes are terrible.
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Male 2,395
Hmm, I wonder what other provocative toys they had in the olden days...
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Male 483
this guys is possibly the most annoying person i have ever had to listen to.
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Male 453
as fun and amusingly sick as the toys are. You just know he still lives at home with his parents.
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Male 575
Strange yet amusing man.
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Female 145
BOING!
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Male 394
Why does he have three?
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Male 92
Suggestive eh? Sounds like he likes it... a little too much.
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Male 226
Holy Self Promotion Batman!
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Female 335
that guy it way to into toys 0.0
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Female 109
0.o
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Male 1,718
mmm over analysed but omg water up the but
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Female 385
I give that man a 10 on the totally creepy scale :(
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Male 2,125
I`m more disturbed by the fact that he has them, and that they are still packaged. What does he plan to do with them?
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Female 2,258
That guy gets really, really excited about his old school toys ([quote]in the original packaging!![/quote])

Also, while certainly questionable, I don`t think these toys are worth getting riled up over.

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Female 237
On that scale, I`d rate it somewhere around 7...
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Male 292
Most people don`t know this, but it was inspired by Adam West`s personal habits.
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Male 400
That guy is creepy.
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Male 1,685
"water" VVV... not waster
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Male 889
"SHUT UP MOM IM MAKING THE BATMAN VIDEO NOW"
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Male 180
Ridiculous toy, true.
But imho a bloody annoying video. 2*.
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Male 292
this guy just gets on my nerves. i don`t know if it`s his voice or the cheesy 50`s swing music in the background.
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Male 2,160
that dudes annoying, the one who does the review
but ya, goatse/penis pump batman is a bit...meh, i cant even find words for it.
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Male 1,685
wow. how did they think "this is a great toy, fill his ass with waster and pull his weiner...perfect!", lol
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Male 1,894
That was funny and pretty messed up, but seriously I waited 3 hours and this is the best I get. Come on.........
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Male 9,305
Overuse of sfx :P
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Male 4,393
:O wow.....
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Male 121
...................................iam truly speechless
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Male 801
Haha Batman Goatse
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Male 1,178
or maybe they were just made before our society became so childish....
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Female 688
haahhahahahah
i strong lol`d
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Female 1,586
Link: Naughty Batman Toy Finally Reviewed [Rate Link] - No, this Batman toy wasn`t an urban legend and it really is as foul as they say. Holy Goatse, Batman!
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