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Date: 11/27/08 09:14 AM

136 Responses to Natural Harvest Cook Book (OMG! *Gag*)

  1. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:33 am
    Link: Natural Harvest Cook Book (OMG! *Gag*) - The most disgusting cookbook you`ve ever seen. Definitely the WTF of the Day. Don`t use these recipes for Thanksgiving.
  2. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:17 am
    AWWWWWWWWWWWW DUDE NOOOOO!!!!
  3. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Well that is one way to make cooking fun...
  4. Profile photo of Yosemine
    Yosemine Male 18-29
    92 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:21 am
    "Semen is inexpensive to produce"

    They`ve got a point.

  5. Profile photo of laureenx3
    laureenx3 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Thats pretty gross...
  6. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:22 am
    I swear officer it`s in the recipe
  7. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:23 am
    well my g/f likes it from the source and raw.
  8. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:24 am
    well, isn`t this a family meal?
  9. Profile photo of Vettehond
    Vettehond Male 13-17
    2 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:25 am
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DISGUSTING!
  10. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:28 am
    ....
    The recipes wouldn`t even taste good. o_o

    They`d all be too salty.

    XD

  11. Profile photo of GreenBunny
    GreenBunny Female 18-29
    43 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:28 am
    I don`t even have a comment.
  12. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:29 am
    the oyster picture was pretty gross to look at knowing whats there
  13. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:30 am
    OH GOD *vomits* WHY?!?!


    wait...who figured these recipies out in the first place?!

  14. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    341 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:32 am
    lmao! that`s awesome! imma buy it!
  15. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:35 am
    AHHHH MAN
    JUST HELLL NO
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
  16. Profile photo of carolinads13
    carolinads13 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Creamy Cum Crepes
    sounds... delicious?!?!
  17. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:39 am
    God dammit these people should burn in a fire.
  18. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:39 am
    who the hell would create these?
  19. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    766 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:39 am
    Someone was looking at the links i was posting on the OF last weekend :-P
  20. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:41 am
    Obviously, it`s a GAG.

    hahahahahahahahaha

  21. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:42 am
    creamy cum crepes....
  22. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:42 am
    Zing.
  23. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Actually, this is a problem as semen is harder to come by (pun intended). A blown load isn`t all that much from a culinary perspective.
  24. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:46 am
    bleh. I can`t imagine eating that much at one time
  25. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:53 am
    "Thank god for this book! For years I have been slipping my secret sauce into all different types of food and beverages at my home and while at work at the local Chuck E. Cheese. The kids really seem to love their pizza when it is covered with my "secret sauce". Some times I can see a mother with that "I know I have had this taste in my mouth before" look on their face.
    I am planning on having some of my OMC clan members over my house for a night Monday night football. I was planning on serving them some tostitos with salsa that I milked my manhood into. Do you think I should give the salsa one or two squirts of semen?
    I really want to thank you for helping me realize that squirting my stuff into unsuspecting people food is perfectly normal!! Lets do lunch someday ..... my treat!!"

    I almost died of laughter from this comment

  26. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:53 am
    this honestley made my day suck but im listening to stairway to heaven so i feel better
  27. Profile photo of Sam1002
    Sam1002 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:54 am
    there`s always someone that has to cross the line. this is really wrong... and when he says `semen remains neglected as a food` does he not know that semen ISN`T food and never has been.
  28. Profile photo of Sam1002
    Sam1002 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:57 am
    come to think of it, how did you manage to find this link trippy hippy? :-)
  29. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:10 am
    the comments are the best, but some were pretty disgusting. i think some people actually bought the book like that vegan guy
  30. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:15 am
    Oh god, those comments. I just died from laughter.
  31. Profile photo of pbaron
    pbaron Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:33 am
    thanks for ruining my lunch IAB!
  32. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:34 am
    DO.NOT.WANT!!!
  33. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:44 am
    "now get your two cups of seman and poor the spermys in the batter"

    ...ewww....


    ""But , if your a vegan, just make sure the seman is from a guy that had a vasectomy(sp?)"

  34. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:53 am
    "come to think of it, how did you manage to find this link trippy hippy?"

    Strangely enough, I found it on a gaming forum.
    Final Fantasy XI players are strange.

  35. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:54 am
    *fap*

    what? im cooking

  36. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:57 am
    "All of the recipies in this book have been tested by the author or friends of the author"

    That worries me...

  37. Profile photo of BoomStick
    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:01 am
    And this is only the begining...

    It`s only a matter of time until the rising demand for "cooking supplies" outpaces supply.

    From there it`s only a short hop to government-run "milking" facilities where the future man-cows will be selectively bred for the high volume outputs.

    Existing only to add to a corporate bottom line, these men will be force fed large quantities of pineapple, or other specific foods which will greatly enhance the palatability of their output. The facitities will certainly resemble expansive dairy farms, as fiscal pressures, specifically as Wal-Mart enters the market, force small family suppliers out of business.

    And all I want to know is, where do I sign up?

  38. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:02 am
    semen?!?!?
  39. Profile photo of ArcHammer
    ArcHammer Male 30-39
    24 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
    Ok you know what with this and the Mother `Flushed Newborn Baby By Accident` I am thinking of abandoning IAB for something safer like the LOLcats website.
  40. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:06 am
    vvv Might I reccomend 4chan? I hear it`s a internet-renowned cultural center of decency and class.
  41. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:06 am
    "Ok you know what with this and the Mother `Flushed Newborn Baby By Accident` I am thinking of abandoning IAB for something safer like the LOLcats website."
    you`ll be back, they always come back...

    man, now we just need a cookbook with `squirt` and it`s complete.

  42. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
    "Ok you know what with this and the Mother `Flushed Newborn Baby By Accident` I am thinking of abandoning IAB for something safer like the LOLcats website."
    you`ll be back, they always come back...

    man, now we just need a cookbook with `squirt` and it`s complete.

    "vvv Might I reccomend 4chan? I hear it`s a internet-renowned cultural center of decency and class."

    XD i got banned off 4chan

  43. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
    Of all the years lurking...THIS is the link that made me create an account! I expected that the foods were going to be made of human breast milk, but seriously...

    I really didn`t need to know this. *paranoid*

  44. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:09 am
    "whats for dinner tonight mom?" "chicken and your fathers special sauce"
  45. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:09 am
    Haha, I love the reviews for this thing.

    "The kids really seem to love their pizza when it is covered with my "secret sauce". Some times I can see a mother with that "I know I have had this taste in my mouth before" look on their face. "

  46. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:09 am
    thats disgusting, and i laughed at the "creamy cum crepes"
  47. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:17 am
    I call fake.

    Funny though.

  48. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:21 am
    here`s a creepy bit of info that scares me... ALOT

    "One of our long standing traditions is to ejaculate all over the turkey before thanksgiving dinner. I am very proud to say that I was able to pass the torch of this honor to my 11-year-old son Tyson this year. Understandably, he has been in and out of therapy his entire life (as have the other 5), and despite this, I am very proud of him."

  49. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
    "I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).

    I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.

    Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come...
    And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away...

    Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

    I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.

  50. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
    Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head roostered back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen?"
  51. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:24 am
    wtf is wrong with humanity.
    it was better in the old days when food was food without a manhood sauce
  52. Profile photo of aaron538
    aaron538 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:26 am
    sýɥʇ ʞɔnɟ
  53. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:36 am
    I have been flipping through the many strange things that come across IAB for a while now, but this made me sign up...

    It -requires- a comment, but at the same time that comment cannot be a comment, because that would mean knowing how to even respond to... just... no...

  54. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:37 am
    ....no comment.
  55. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:40 am
    O.O Holy poopies.
  56. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:43 am
    Okay. That`s it. Game over. I`m never eating anything anyone gives me ever again.
  57. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:51 am
    Harvest moon happened to be one of the best gameboy games. I have all 3. The recipies are just a bit odd.....
    STILL HARVEST MOON IS WINNNN!!!
  58. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:53 am
    However this made me sick.
  59. Profile photo of Livia_Love__
    Livia_Love__ Female 13-17
    4 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    oh my jesus drating christ this is nauseating! seriously after reading the comments i am never eating something someone gives me or going out to dinner ever again...and never bringing ANY of teh children i babysit to chuck e cheeses that disturbed person squirting his junk into little kids pizza is just WRONG...and i dont want aids so YAH

    i mean seriously

    WTF!!!!!!!!

  60. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Sounds good to me! I see a very special tapioca in my girlfriend`s near future.
  61. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    Oh. Oh. Oh. My God.

    I got nothing on this one...

    *SCARRED FOR LIFE*

  62. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    I didn`t realize there was so much taboo about eating semen.
  63. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    ancb yeah but serving it on a pizza for children thats worse than wrong
  64. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    It does go on, there was an Indian resturant local to me in the UK which got closed down by health n safety, they found 6 different um....bodily fluids from different cooks in the korma!!!! Blah!!!
  65. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Urgh. As much as it might be fine to ingest in certain situations, using it as food would just be pretty much the most disgusting thing I could think of. Semen on turkey *shiver*
  66. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    The comments made me laugh. Except the one by the guy who supposedly whacks one off on Chuck E Cheese pizza. Now I`m going to be paranoid every time I bring my cousin there.
  67. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    read the comments, their so funny even if some might be serious
  68. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    uh, i`m so igh- i dont even know what to say, plus, why did all the comments speak about using it secretly? uhh, AIDs much? uh, also, i really thought and hoped that ut was at least not human, cause that wouldnt be SOOO bad, (peeps eat goat balls) and ew
  69. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    I choose to believe that MrFibbles is joking.
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    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Oh god...

    When I read the Chuck-E-Cheese comment, at first I laughed because of the mom thing, but, when I thought about it, I threw up in my mouth just a little bit...

  71. Profile photo of spookybee
    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    (o_0) whaa?

    reminds me of a porn i saw recently... cum omlette ring a bell anyone? I almost wretched! Porn should not make you puke. that`s the wrong kind of porn. I highly suggest NO ONE go looking for that video. I mean it!

    on a side note, my husband said if i wanna try any of those recipes, he`s here to help.

  72. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    hmm...i´d rather not.
  73. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    spookybee, i actually almost saw that video the other day, then realised how bad it could be and didnt start it.
  74. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    I choose to believe that the people selling this book are not ok.
  75. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    OH MY dratING GOD.
  76. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    What the dratting hell?
  77. Profile photo of ampmstr
    ampmstr Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    the people who bought this book and posted a review are crazy!
  78. Profile photo of ampmstr
    ampmstr Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    "Thank god for this book! For years I have been slipping my secret sauce into all different types of food and beverages at my home and while at work at the local Chuck E. Cheese. The kids really seem to love their pizza when it is covered with my "secret sauce". Some times I can see a mother with that "I know I have had this taste in my mouth before" look on their face.
    I am planning on having some of my OMC clan members over my house for a night Monday night football. I was planning on serving them some tostitos with salsa that I milked my manhood into. Do you think I should give the salsa one or two squirts of semen?
    I really want to thank you for helping me realize that squirting my stuff into unsuspecting people food is perfectly normal!! Lets do lunch someday ..... my treat!!"

    this is one f&cked up dude!

  79. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    Your penis would fall off before you could serve custard for four.
  80. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    you know, when i read the comments, before looking at the page, i really thought everyone was exaggerating.

    oh my god was i wrong. i feel quite sick right about now

  81. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    that sounds like something my girlfriend would eat.. she`s crazy about BJs
  82. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    BAHAHAHA

    The first sentence just cought me off guard.
    SO effing funny,

    Best comment:::


    prengant 21 Nov 2008
    by HObart B
    Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?

  83. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    Oh.. oh dear god the pictures in the pages of the food.. YOU CAN JUST TELL WHERE THE SPERM IS!
  84. Profile photo of Inamorato
    Inamorato Female 18-29
    4 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Whoa, that`s... that`s... just wrong.
    WHO DOES THAT? Is it even legal to feed a person "seman" without telling them? I may never eat Flan again. |-(
  85. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    I`m sorry, semen? O_o

    This just changed what I think about desserts...

  86. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    OMFG I was so grossed out when a veggie friend once invited us to tea (dinner for you yanks) and served up carrot casserole, tofu burgers and pumpkin icecream - now I realise I got off lucky!
  87. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Well I guess those Sperm Banks have a market for all the ugly/stupid people semen now.
  88. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    *Godzilla facepalm*
  89. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    Please tell me that was a joke.
  90. Profile photo of muhrihsuh
    muhrihsuh Female 13-17
    22 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    can`t believe it.
    it`s too good to be true.
  91. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    What the drat?!
    "..semen remains neglected as a food.."
    Well no duh! It`s NOT food, dippoos.

    Those perverts in the comments on that page need to get their `manhoods` removed. Really.

    And what about AIDS and HIV? drating perverts.

  92. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    ew.
  93. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    Some of those comments seemed very real.
    I shall never eat at anyones house but my own now.
  94. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    Now I can do away with the tissue box.
  95. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Must add the salty flavor to foods i ate in Mexico. They can unload like crazy!
  96. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    uhm. that can`t be sanitary.
  97. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    this f`ing cookbook made me hella paranoid. Sick, sick people.
  98. Profile photo of gotoday
    gotoday Male 13-17
    107 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    has anyone ever had semen before?

    its delicious, fyi.

  99. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    the picture...

    JELLIED SPERMS YAY!

    xlucyx

  100. Profile photo of ben117
    ben117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    creepy thats all i can say
  101. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    If you eat fast food, chances are you`ve come close to this.
  102. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    I only time I used semen, is when I ran out of egg whites ;)
  103. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    "spit of swallow?"
    "swallow it`s NUTRICIOUS :D"
  104. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Is this a joke?
  105. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1501 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    well its sales rank is like..1000 something! thats either 1000th in place or its sold 1000 of them haha! wow.. thats pretty gross...but there are people who eat rocky mountain oysters and i see that being the SAME thing
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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    suprised it doesn`t mention STDs at all
  107. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    oh my god. laughing. my. ass. off. the comments on the page are priceless. my favorite so far:

    Topic: pregnate
    Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?
    Re: pregnate
    Ahhh yes, that is the age old question. What came first, the baby? Or the semen in the taco in the girls stomach?

    this is making my night..

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    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    I`m saving up for the Young Coconut Curry Cream with Prawns. Only 7 more tablespoons to go!
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    icecream2269, For a second there I thought you were my volunteerism teaacher.

    This is gross.

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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    Creamy Cum Crepes? HAHAHAHA cook some of these up for your roommate! hahaha
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    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    semen is the main ingredient in lots of my dishes
  112. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    mylostdog, random I know, but your profile says you write. I do too, and you seem pretty cool, let me if I can email you so we can chat! ;)
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    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    Creamy Cum Crepes, it`s a funny name, but..disgusting.


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    Clorow Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    This isn`t the grossest cookbook I`ve seen. I remember "Cooking with Balls" from a while back.
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    go on darling.... its good for you
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 12:05 am
    Oh sick.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 2:44 am
    omfg
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    mozzie Female 18-29
    56 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 3:26 am
    Those crepes actually look really good until you realise what`s in them.
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    ink_junkie75 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 8:00 am
    OMG I had to stop at the creamy cum crepes...*heave*
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    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    475 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 8:38 am
    "Mom: Come on son, daddy worked very hard with me to make this special soup for you."
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 8:39 am
    recipe number 4 salty yoghurt D:
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:05 am
    if we eat something that came out of a chickens butt, i guess this isnt as bad
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 10:44 am
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putrescin
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    The taste of a man`s "sauce" depends on what he normally eats and can vary from sweet to very bitter, so I wonder what kind you are supposed to use... not... that I would know about that... *ahem*
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 5:38 am
    I think I`m gonna puke and then cook a flan with it.
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    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    hah, gross...
  127. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    also, incredibly fattening!
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    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    omfg, I am feeling a little queezy bout now.
    maybe I shouldn`t have read the comments on the page, and gone to see what putrescin was....brupppp.omg.....
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    brandonabe Male 18-29
    27 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    oh my gosh, I thought it had to be a joke till I read the comments... I will never eat another glaze covered cinnamon roll...
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    kittygreens Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    This would be kind of funny as a novelty gift :P I`m not at all surprised that people would dedicate a cook book to this sort of thing... But semen definitely doesn`t have a "wonderful texture". Eewy xD
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    I think i`m gunna puke. What one man a woman and a horse do in the bedroom should not be brought the the kitchen. lol ;)
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    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 9:57 am
    I didn`t realize there was so much taboo about eating semen.
  133. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:29 am
    I didn`t realize there was so much taboo about eating semen.
  134. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 11:49 am
    I didn`t realize there was so much taboo about eating semen.
  135. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    I didn`t realize there was so much taboo about eating semen.
  136. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    I didn`t realize there was so much taboo about eating semen.

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