Mother `Flushed Newborn Baby By Accident`

Submitted by: ab326sussex 8 years ago Weird
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7746292.stm

I almost don"t know what to say, except HOW?
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Female 45
Lady, if taking a dump feels the same as childbirth SEE A DOCTOR NOW!!
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Male 3
i think she just didn`t want the kid
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Male 92
Hmmm, so taking a crap feels like giving birth to a child?! Is she used to taking baby sized dumps?! HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE A BABY IS COMING OUT YOUR VAGINA?!?! Diarrhea is not as painful I can imagine
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Male 48
C`mon now people, who among us can say we haven`t flushed a baby down a toilet at some point in our lives?

I thought not.

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Female 94
I think that lady could do with a few happy pills, her brain isn`t working too well.
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Female 1,516
Plus when she wiped, there would have been a lot of blood too. Shouldn`t that have tipped her off that something was amiss?
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Female 1,516
Not only did she not feel the baby come out, but she didn`t happen to at least glance in the toilet bowl as she was putting her toilet paper in there???... Not to be gross or anything, but come on...
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Female 529
Coward.
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Female 1,682
how in the world do you NOT feel yourself giving birth >.< i mean....that just makes no sense. shes a horrible person =/
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Female 1,186
This woman is sick, vile, and even worse, a complete coward. She doesn`t have the balls to take responsibility for her actions after she screwed up and got herself pregnant? And what`s worse, she kept stringing more and more idiotic lies together. Wheat allergy? Are you freakin` kidding me? What sane person would believe that bull? And she has the tenacity to say that she actually THINKS about the child every single day? I find that hard to believe after all she had done to him.
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Male 2,510
She`s welsh, do the math.
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Male 420
she must be looser than wizard`s sleeves
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Male 13
The ambilical cord I think was the pulling sensation she felt when flushing the toilet, it may have torn away or she probably ripped it. Either way it doesn`t make a difference as she is clearly lieing. How the hell would you not notice a baby coming out of you? A cretin is what she is.
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Male 2,553
what a total... i dont have words to describe what i think of that bitch.
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Male 1,232
This has so much fail in it, it`s godly.
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Female 119
you know what, when i first went into labour i was on the toilet for about 30mins, thinking i was constipated and needed a poo! was the pressure of the baby pushing down.

but theres no way she could have actually given birth and not realised. for me, after that 30mins, it hurt like a mofo and i knew what it was. 4 hours later my little boy popped out.

my point, she MUST have been in pain, sure, you may confuse it for something else in the begining, but please?! she must of have labour pains for hours before?!

unless of course she already has a couple of kids, in that case it may be plausable. second, third, etc, births are alot quicker. a friend of my mother had her 3rd child in about 10mins, seriously. but she still knew she was in labour.

in my view, she a liar. if it was her first child she would of been in serious pain for at least a couple of hour before. if it wasn`t, which would explain the quick birth, she would know exaclty what labour felt like and would know

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Male 162
lets just all believe it was an accident guys.
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Male 322
I agree with Batmanners...it doesn`t say anything about her umbilical cord anywhere...

Or did she think it was undigested spaghetti?

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Male 203
now id really get that checked if diarrhea caused your OTHER hole to expand a fair few inches...
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Male 3,255
Disgusting drating whore piece of poo. I hope she goes to jail and someone cuts her drating face off with a sharp piece of metal.

Bitch bitch bitch drating mean person whore bitch. Thanks a drating lot IAB, thanks a drating lot.

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Male 8,302
> Batmanners
> I am pretty sure you can feel [something]

Yeah batmanners raises an interesting point here, giving birth isn`t like having a number two. Your water breaks everywhere in a big sploosh, the vagina dilates massively, the stomach contracts, even the hip bones swing into a birth-giving position, that`s why some women were left permanently disabled by giving birth in the past. The entire female body changes into birth mode, and as he said, what about the umbilical?

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Female 4,447
Oh my gods...how?
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Male 1,837
is this a technical miscarrige?
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Male 332
Poor baby, made it that far only to die because of a stupid woman who was too worried about herself.
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Female 1,231
What.

Seriously, I don`t believe her story for a second. How could she not know that she was giving birth after her vagina expanded, her water broke, and the labor pains became intense? Diarrhea does NOT cause pain like that.

It`s kind of hard to miss the fact that you`ve just given birth.

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Male 4,004
She`s a terrible liar.

Even if you`re so loose you don`t know you`re giving birth. I am pretty sure you can feel SOMETHING OVER A FOOT LARGE POPPING OUT OF YOUR TWAT YOU TWAT!

Especially if you`re going for a poop. Did she not feel the umbilical cord while wiping? Did she not heard a large splash when she gave birth? What a complete moron.

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Female 163
My friend`s mom went to the washroom when her "water" broke, because she assumed that she just had to pee. Though it did quickly dawn on her that she was going into labour. ;)
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Male 533
dont births usually take like 12 hours?

Thats one hell-of-a case of diarrhea

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Male 3,296
"my vagina just expanded 5 inches wide, oh it must be the diarrhea",, mmmm no, dont buy it
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Male 128
Wow, what a phycho bitch.
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Male 2,313
I fail to believe that she couldn`t tell she had just given birth. That`s something that`s hard to miss.
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Male 78
Geez, so much easier ways to kill a child, abortions, microwaves, the list goes on.
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Male 12
this really isnt a strange thing to happen. i was doing a ride-along for my EMT class and we got called out to an abdominal pain patient. Thankfully, the paramedics got there before we did. Turns out the patient was a pregnant woman who thought she was having the runs and she went to the restroom to relieve herself and gave birth on the toilet.
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Female 432
"If he was born alive, the most likely reason for his death was drowning in the toilet bowl."

I`m going to hell for laughing.

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Male 1,556
Shame.

Normally I would say what I really feel but I`m on banhammer probation so I`ll keep my mouth shut.

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Male 40
shame
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Female 22
that`d be one massive dump.
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Male 3,422
I is in ur toiletz, flushing ur babyz.
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Female 243
Seriously?
If she knew she was past her due date, she should have been expecting to have a baby. And I`m sure she had enough pain to know that she gave birth in the toilet.
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Male 8,302
So many tasteless comments, I want to say something nice and meaningful, but its a tasteless post anyway I guess... sooooo...

What happens when all the toilet babies crossbreed with the alligators down in the sewers and emerge to take vengeance on the world that flushed them away?

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Female 102
this kind of stuff makes me sick
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Female 779
Poor woman. :(
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Male 724
Yay!
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Female 1,677
If nobody knew she was pregnant or had given birth or anything, what was she arrested for before the baby was found?
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Female 15,763
"If he was born alive, the most likely reason for his death was drowning in the toilet bowl."

No sh*t, Sherlock.

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Female 462
SoxXxhXcxSeX: Did you even read the article? Or do you just comment based on the title?
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Male 118
A couple of things...
That lady is a HUGE dumbass.

Is that just one of those British/American spelling differences, or is diarrhea spelled wrong in that article?

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Male 34
What`s sadder than a woman flushing her own baby?
A baby flushing its own mom!
*Rimshot*
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*Crickets*
Nobody?
Tough crowd...
On a more serious note, I doubt it was accidental. Nobody`s that stupid, right? Right? RIGHT?
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Female 5,139
"Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:02:05 AM
Really? It becomes "mean person"? Do better than that please."

you try running a multi-million dollar site and get every little thing perfect, while pleasing ever user at the same time.

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Female 5,139
The stories i read that involve babies being in pain and/or dying always hit me the hardest..
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Male 476
stupid
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Male 3,819
VVV read the article
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Female 497
wtf how stupid is she NOT to have the baby in a damn crib at all times!! >_<
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Male 1,011
You know its bad when the person themselves is doing a /facepalm

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Male 3,819
Happy Thanksgiving?
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Male 2,788
Family guy...
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Female 2,674
spazking, a lot of people get up before flushing, but a lot just stay sitting.
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Female 931
That`s just sad.
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Male 4,680
Owned/epic fail/an hero/additional generic comment which describes this retarded situation.
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Male 3,301
"I don`t give a crap if you have a vagina the size of the Superdome!!! "

I must meet this woman. Now.

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Female 519
Wow...really?
Wow
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Male 301
don`t most people get up before they flush the toilet? or is it just me? O.o
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Male 270
The toilette was like "FEED ME YO BABIES!"
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Male 1,835
"I-A-B welcomes you. Join the fun. Put your feet in the jacuzzi, its warm"

WARM SPOT!

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Male 1,835
she must have some sort of nerve disorder or something. that would like... destroy her vagina, how the drat do you mix that up with pooping?
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Female 876
Really? It becomes "mean person"? Do better than that please.
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Female 876
What a stupid mean person. I hope she likes jail.
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Male 311
I know how it feels
I accidentally flushed this guy down the toilet, panicking, i accidentally chopped his limbs and his head of with a hacksaw, accidentally stuffed them in a giant smelly proof bag, and accidentally threw him 5 miles off the coast of england.
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Female 466
Oh yeah....Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!! Sure wish it was a more pleasant story on here today then that one!!!!!
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Male 7,933
"hello i-am-bored!"

I-A-B welcomes you. Join the fun. Put your feet in the jacuzzi, its warm

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Female 466
I don`t give a crap if you have a vagina the size of the Superdome!!! YOUR gonna feel PAIN giving birth unless your in a hospital with an epideral!!! I had an easy labor with my 4th. BUT, you STILL know your giving birth even if it hurts but for a shorter time then the rest. AND to boot, this was her first baby?? Horses Arse that she thought it was diareah pains!! Labor pains are unlike ANY pain you`ve ever had, and you KNOW damn well there is something trying to get out!!! She was scared with an unwanted pregnancy and "flipped out". "Neglegent Infanticide", is what she should be charged with, then admitted to a mental hospital for evaluation!!! This crap pisses me off!! "I didn`t know..." HORSES A$$!!!!!!
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Female 231
Oh GOD. O_O
That`s terrible. I feel so bad for the baby and the woman`s husband.
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Female 193
Some 8th grader did that here in Houston.

Meh.

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Male 270
Wouldn`t anyone notice she was getting big?
And she didn`t wipe after using the toilette?
wtf, i think if you were to wipe then wouldn`t you notice a friggen baby?
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Male 1,149
That`s bullShi*t. She drowned her baby on purpose.
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Female 317
I`m shocked...I just...how can that happen? how?
I think she must have been drunk or on drugs or like a real life idiot!
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Female 316
holy crap! that`s the most interesting headline i`ll see today.

i...honestly didn`t know a newborn could fit down a toilet...thanks for the information.

and there`s no way the death was accidental unless it was stillborn. babies--especially newborns--are used to being underwater from their time in the womb. he would`ve switched over to that alternative respiration method and should`ve been relatively easy to revive. not to mention the fact that he should have cried before she flushed.

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Male 31
hello i-am-bored!
ive been going to i-am-bored.com for a few years now and i finally felt like posting something, because this story is so completely absurd and i doubt she has this toilet.


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Female 109
What an idiot
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Male 167
Did anyone hear about the high school girl in Baytown, Texas who tried to do the exact same thing last year during her lunch?
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Male 1,266
There`s no way she had the baby and didn`t realise....
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Male 1,148
wow... how the hell did she "not realise"

I`d say she did it intentionally.

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Female 1,578
You know what... after reading it again i think she did it on purpose.
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Female 143
Well, newborns can breathe underwater if the umbilical cord is still attached...And after that they instinctively hold their breath for a short while. I remember watching a thing about babies learning to swim.
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Female 1,578
If the mother is that stupid... well at least the kid wont have a horrible life with her.
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Male 3,301
That must have been one hell of a toilet.
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Female 139
thats horrible...poor woman.
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Male 686
What the hell? How do you mistake a child for a piece of crap?

This makes me shudder.

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Female 360
Child birth is supposed to be painful, and for many women it is, but there are certain cases where it it not painful at all.
My step mother for instance gave birth to 3 boys, the first labor lasted 3 hours, the second one 1 hour, and the third one is about 25 minutes because she went into the doctor having some stomach pain and she was 9cm dialated. it`s a funny story actually. She was told that if she ever has another child her husband will need to be educated on how to give birth at home because it will be that fast and painless.
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Female 1,441
How can you flush a baby? I didn`t even think that was possible.
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Female 14
sure it was an "accident"
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Male 7,933
Silly Brits.... toilets are for kids
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Female 1,984
She felt something pull... but it didn`t hurt? Isn`t giving birth supposed to be painful?

And it was a WEEK AFTER her due date... and she thought she was just having stomach problems? Idiot.

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Male 7,378
i hate when that happens
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Female 80
.....so she had the baby while going to the bathroom?
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Male 1,788
Yeah that`s totally fine, let`s just keep posting things that I submitted a week ago.
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Male 3
Link: Mother `Flushed Newborn Baby By Accident` [Rate Link] - I almost don`t know what to say, except HOW?
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