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Date: 11/27/08 09:08 AM

97 Responses to Mother `Flushed Newborn Baby By Accident`

  1. Profile photo of ab326sussex
    ab326sussex Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:29 am
    Link: Mother `Flushed Newborn Baby By Accident` - I almost don`t know what to say, except HOW?
  2. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:12 am
    Yeah that`s totally fine, let`s just keep posting things that I submitted a week ago.
  3. Profile photo of Regal6
    Regal6 Female 13-17
    80 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:12 am
    .....so she had the baby while going to the bathroom?
  4. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    November 27, 2008 at 9:16 am
    i hate when that happens
  5. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 9:17 am
    She felt something pull... but it didn`t hurt? Isn`t giving birth supposed to be painful?

    And it was a WEEK AFTER her due date... and she thought she was just having stomach problems? Idiot.

  6. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 9:17 am
    Silly Brits.... toilets are for kids
  7. Profile photo of laureenx3
    laureenx3 Female 13-17
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    November 27, 2008 at 9:34 am
    sure it was an "accident"
  8. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 9:36 am
    How can you flush a baby? I didn`t even think that was possible.
  9. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:39 am
    Child birth is supposed to be painful, and for many women it is, but there are certain cases where it it not painful at all.
    My step mother for instance gave birth to 3 boys, the first labor lasted 3 hours, the second one 1 hour, and the third one is about 25 minutes because she went into the doctor having some stomach pain and she was 9cm dialated. it`s a funny story actually. She was told that if she ever has another child her husband will need to be educated on how to give birth at home because it will be that fast and painless.
  10. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:46 am
    What the hell? How do you mistake a child for a piece of crap?

    This makes me shudder.

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    basketb-chic Female 13-17
    139 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:50 am
    thats horrible...poor woman.
  12. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:50 am
    That must have been one hell of a toilet.
  13. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 9:51 am
    If the mother is that stupid... well at least the kid wont have a horrible life with her.
  14. Profile photo of TicaVerde
    TicaVerde Female 18-29
    143 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Well, newborns can breathe underwater if the umbilical cord is still attached...And after that they instinctively hold their breath for a short while. I remember watching a thing about babies learning to swim.
  15. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:55 am
    You know what... after reading it again i think she did it on purpose.
  16. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 10:14 am
    wow... how the hell did she "not realise"

    I`d say she did it intentionally.

  17. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 10:18 am
    There`s no way she had the baby and didn`t realise....
  18. Profile photo of CAP9993
    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:19 am
    Did anyone hear about the high school girl in Baytown, Texas who tried to do the exact same thing last year during her lunch?
  19. Profile photo of cakeeey
    cakeeey Female 13-17
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    November 27, 2008 at 10:27 am
    What an idiot
  20. Profile photo of umm_WTF
    umm_WTF Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 10:27 am
    hello i-am-bored!
    ive been going to i-am-bored.com for a few years now and i finally felt like posting something, because this story is so completely absurd and i doubt she has this toilet.


  21. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:28 am
    holy crap! that`s the most interesting headline i`ll see today.

    i...honestly didn`t know a newborn could fit down a toilet...thanks for the information.

    and there`s no way the death was accidental unless it was stillborn. babies--especially newborns--are used to being underwater from their time in the womb. he would`ve switched over to that alternative respiration method and should`ve been relatively easy to revive. not to mention the fact that he should have cried before she flushed.

  22. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:35 am
    I`m shocked...I just...how can that happen? how?
    I think she must have been drunk or on drugs or like a real life idiot!
  23. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:36 am
    That`s bullShi*t. She drowned her baby on purpose.
  24. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Wouldn`t anyone notice she was getting big?
    And she didn`t wipe after using the toilette?
    wtf, i think if you were to wipe then wouldn`t you notice a friggen baby?
  25. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:39 am
    Some 8th grader did that here in Houston.

    Meh.

  26. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:45 am
    Oh GOD. O_O
    That`s terrible. I feel so bad for the baby and the woman`s husband.
  27. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:51 am
    I don`t give a crap if you have a vagina the size of the Superdome!!! YOUR gonna feel PAIN giving birth unless your in a hospital with an epideral!!! I had an easy labor with my 4th. BUT, you STILL know your giving birth even if it hurts but for a shorter time then the rest. AND to boot, this was her first baby?? Horses Arse that she thought it was diareah pains!! Labor pains are unlike ANY pain you`ve ever had, and you KNOW damn well there is something trying to get out!!! She was scared with an unwanted pregnancy and "flipped out". "Neglegent Infanticide", is what she should be charged with, then admitted to a mental hospital for evaluation!!! This crap pisses me off!! "I didn`t know..." HORSES A$$!!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:52 am
    "hello i-am-bored!"

    I-A-B welcomes you. Join the fun. Put your feet in the jacuzzi, its warm

  29. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:53 am
    Oh yeah....Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!! Sure wish it was a more pleasant story on here today then that one!!!!!
  30. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 10:59 am
    I know how it feels
    I accidentally flushed this guy down the toilet, panicking, i accidentally chopped his limbs and his head of with a hacksaw, accidentally stuffed them in a giant smelly proof bag, and accidentally threw him 5 miles off the coast of england.
  31. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:01 am
    What a stupid mean person. I hope she likes jail.
  32. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Really? It becomes "mean person"? Do better than that please.
  33. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:03 am
    she must have some sort of nerve disorder or something. that would like... destroy her vagina, how the drat do you mix that up with pooping?
  34. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
    "I-A-B welcomes you. Join the fun. Put your feet in the jacuzzi, its warm"

    WARM SPOT!

  35. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
    The toilette was like "FEED ME YO BABIES!"
  36. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:12 am
    don`t most people get up before they flush the toilet? or is it just me? O.o
  37. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
    Wow...really?
    Wow
  38. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:19 am
    "I don`t give a crap if you have a vagina the size of the Superdome!!! "

    I must meet this woman. Now.

  39. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
    Owned/epic fail/an hero/additional generic comment which describes this retarded situation.
  40. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:31 am
    That`s just sad.
  41. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 11:34 am
    spazking, a lot of people get up before flushing, but a lot just stay sitting.
  42. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Family guy...
  43. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:39 am
    Happy Thanksgiving?
  44. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:53 am
    You know its bad when the person themselves is doing a /facepalm

  45. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    wtf how stupid is she NOT to have the baby in a damn crib at all times!! >_<
  46. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    VVV read the article
  47. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    stupid
  48. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    The stories i read that involve babies being in pain and/or dying always hit me the hardest..
  49. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    "Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:02:05 AM
    Really? It becomes "mean person"? Do better than that please."

    you try running a multi-million dollar site and get every little thing perfect, while pleasing ever user at the same time.

  50. Profile photo of DesertOfSand
    DesertOfSand Male 18-29
    34 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    What`s sadder than a woman flushing her own baby?
    A baby flushing its own mom!
    *Rimshot*
    ...
    *Crickets*
    Nobody?
    Tough crowd...
    On a more serious note, I doubt it was accidental. Nobody`s that stupid, right? Right? RIGHT?
  51. Profile photo of robrobrob125
    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    A couple of things...
    That lady is a HUGE dumbass.

    Is that just one of those British/American spelling differences, or is diarrhea spelled wrong in that article?

  52. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    SoxXxhXcxSeX: Did you even read the article? Or do you just comment based on the title?
  53. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    "If he was born alive, the most likely reason for his death was drowning in the toilet bowl."

    No sh*t, Sherlock.

  54. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    If nobody knew she was pregnant or had given birth or anything, what was she arrested for before the baby was found?
  55. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
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    November 27, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    Yay!
  56. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Poor woman. :(
  57. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    this kind of stuff makes me sick
  58. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 27, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    So many tasteless comments, I want to say something nice and meaningful, but its a tasteless post anyway I guess... sooooo...

    What happens when all the toilet babies crossbreed with the alligators down in the sewers and emerge to take vengeance on the world that flushed them away?

  59. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Seriously?
    If she knew she was past her due date, she should have been expecting to have a baby. And I`m sure she had enough pain to know that she gave birth in the toilet.
  60. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    I is in ur toiletz, flushing ur babyz.
  61. Profile photo of muhrihsuh
    muhrihsuh Female 13-17
    22 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    that`d be one massive dump.
  62. Profile photo of sonofup1
    sonofup1 Male 13-17
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    November 27, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    shame
  63. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    November 27, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    Shame.

    Normally I would say what I really feel but I`m on banhammer probation so I`ll keep my mouth shut.

  64. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    "If he was born alive, the most likely reason for his death was drowning in the toilet bowl."

    I`m going to hell for laughing.

  65. Profile photo of Crims0n
    Crims0n Male 18-29
    12 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    this really isnt a strange thing to happen. i was doing a ride-along for my EMT class and we got called out to an abdominal pain patient. Thankfully, the paramedics got there before we did. Turns out the patient was a pregnant woman who thought she was having the runs and she went to the restroom to relieve herself and gave birth on the toilet.
  66. Profile photo of 19940321
    19940321 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Geez, so much easier ways to kill a child, abortions, microwaves, the list goes on.
  67. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I fail to believe that she couldn`t tell she had just given birth. That`s something that`s hard to miss.
  68. Profile photo of Exquisitte
    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    Wow, what a phycho bitch.
  69. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    "my vagina just expanded 5 inches wide, oh it must be the diarrhea",, mmmm no, dont buy it
  70. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    dont births usually take like 12 hours?

    Thats one hell-of-a case of diarrhea

  71. Profile photo of WistfulEarth
    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    My friend`s mom went to the washroom when her "water" broke, because she assumed that she just had to pee. Though it did quickly dawn on her that she was going into labour. ;)
  72. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    She`s a terrible liar.

    Even if you`re so loose you don`t know you`re giving birth. I am pretty sure you can feel SOMETHING OVER A FOOT LARGE POPPING OUT OF YOUR TWAT YOU TWAT!

    Especially if you`re going for a poop. Did she not feel the umbilical cord while wiping? Did she not heard a large splash when she gave birth? What a complete moron.

  73. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    What.

    Seriously, I don`t believe her story for a second. How could she not know that she was giving birth after her vagina expanded, her water broke, and the labor pains became intense? Diarrhea does NOT cause pain like that.

    It`s kind of hard to miss the fact that you`ve just given birth.

  74. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    Poor baby, made it that far only to die because of a stupid woman who was too worried about herself.
  75. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
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    November 27, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    is this a technical miscarrige?
  76. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    Oh my gods...how?
  77. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 27, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    > Batmanners
    > I am pretty sure you can feel

    Yeah batmanners raises an interesting point here, giving birth isn`t like having a number two. Your water breaks everywhere in a big sploosh, the vagina dilates massively, the stomach contracts, even the hip bones swing into a birth-giving position, that`s why some women were left permanently disabled by giving birth in the past. The entire female body changes into birth mode, and as he said, what about the umbilical?

  78. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    Disgusting drating whore piece of poo. I hope she goes to jail and someone cuts her drating face off with a sharp piece of metal.

    Bitch bitch bitch drating mean person whore bitch. Thanks a drating lot IAB, thanks a drating lot.

  79. Profile photo of zilla7777
    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 12:14 am
    now id really get that checked if diarrhea caused your OTHER hole to expand a fair few inches...
  80. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 12:19 am
    I agree with Batmanners...it doesn`t say anything about her umbilical cord anywhere...

    Or did she think it was undigested spaghetti?

  81. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 12:56 am
    lets just all believe it was an accident guys.
  82. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 2:21 am
    you know what, when i first went into labour i was on the toilet for about 30mins, thinking i was constipated and needed a poo! was the pressure of the baby pushing down.

    but theres no way she could have actually given birth and not realised. for me, after that 30mins, it hurt like a mofo and i knew what it was. 4 hours later my little boy popped out.

    my point, she MUST have been in pain, sure, you may confuse it for something else in the begining, but please?! she must of have labour pains for hours before?!

    unless of course she already has a couple of kids, in that case it may be plausable. second, third, etc, births are alot quicker. a friend of my mother had her 3rd child in about 10mins, seriously. but she still knew she was in labour.

    in my view, she a liar. if it was her first child she would of been in serious pain for at least a couple of hour before. if it wasn`t, which would explain the quick birth, she would know exaclty what labour felt like and would know

  83. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2008 at 2:47 am
    This has so much fail in it, it`s godly.
  84. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2008 at 2:50 am
    what a total... i dont have words to describe what i think of that bitch.
  85. Profile photo of hughesie27
    hughesie27 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 5:39 am
    The ambilical cord I think was the pulling sensation she felt when flushing the toilet, it may have torn away or she probably ripped it. Either way it doesn`t make a difference as she is clearly lieing. How the hell would you not notice a baby coming out of you? A cretin is what she is.
  86. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 6:12 am
    she must be looser than wizard`s sleeves
  87. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2008 at 8:44 am
    She`s welsh, do the math.
  88. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2008 at 10:18 am
    This woman is sick, vile, and even worse, a complete coward. She doesn`t have the balls to take responsibility for her actions after she screwed up and got herself pregnant? And what`s worse, she kept stringing more and more idiotic lies together. Wheat allergy? Are you freakin` kidding me? What sane person would believe that bull? And she has the tenacity to say that she actually THINKS about the child every single day? I find that hard to believe after all she had done to him.
  89. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2008 at 10:20 am
    how in the world do you NOT feel yourself giving birth >.< i mean....that just makes no sense. shes a horrible person =/
  90. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 10:27 am
    Coward.
  91. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
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    November 28, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Not only did she not feel the baby come out, but she didn`t happen to at least glance in the toilet bowl as she was putting her toilet paper in there???... Not to be gross or anything, but come on...
  92. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
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    November 28, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Plus when she wiped, there would have been a lot of blood too. Shouldn`t that have tipped her off that something was amiss?
  93. Profile photo of enirroc
    enirroc Female 18-29
    94 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    I think that lady could do with a few happy pills, her brain isn`t working too well.
  94. Profile photo of IceUck
    IceUck Male 40-49
    48 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 4:36 am
    C`mon now people, who among us can say we haven`t flushed a baby down a toilet at some point in our lives?

    I thought not.

  95. Profile photo of Hazman
    Hazman Male 13-17
    92 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 9:49 am
    Hmmm, so taking a crap feels like giving birth to a child?! Is she used to taking baby sized dumps?! HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE A BABY IS COMING OUT YOUR VAGINA?!?! Diarrhea is not as painful I can imagine
  96. Profile photo of dux
    dux Male 18-29
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    December 1, 2008 at 9:00 am
    i think she just didn`t want the kid
  97. Profile photo of Dudegirl
    Dudegirl Female 13-17
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    December 4, 2008 at 1:48 am
    Lady, if taking a dump feels the same as childbirth SEE A DOCTOR NOW!!

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