Man Makes a Bear Suit

Submitted by: amaqdrinker 8 years ago Weird

Bear attack survivor builds bear suit to prevent future attacks
There are 61 comments:
Male 353
Pretty funny if you are retarded
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Male 650
haha wtf? Are people really going to be going on nature walks and go camping in that bear suit.
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Male 2,422
What happens if you need to take a crap?
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Male 242
Rednecks + scrap metal + beer = ...
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Male 970
the simpsons already did it!!!

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Female 1,690
hehehehe, looks like fun ^_^
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Male 10,440
Its called armor. And it looks cool. Just build some weapons into it and you`ll be like friggan` iron man sans the flying.
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Female 710
I thought by bear suit it meant he was gonna be dressed up as a bear...
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Male 358
i remember this guy, he was on tv once. the latest version of the suit is also fire proof, take that flametrower bear !!!!
XD
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Male 2,553
suit looks cool.. would be fun.
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Male 211
I have my own bear suit. It`s called a house. I`ve never had a bear get me! Ever! It even has TV and the internet.
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Male 8,302
Wouldn`t it be a helluva lot easier to carry some mace or pepper spray to ward off bears with? Or a John McCain mask or something?
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Male 294
off on my evening stroll! first, i must put on my bear suit... OF DOOM!!!
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Male 2,582
That was very ridiculous. I think a bear would be laughing too hard at him to attack.
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Male 544
What happened if a bear went to rip your arm off? You`d be perfectly fine if a bear just hit you, but pulling and biting?
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Female 15,763
Um...

How necessary is this *really*?

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Male 541
You can`t move in that though... after the bear finishes trying to maul him, how is he going to get away?
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Male 108
Awesome. If he can throw some Kevlar in that he could totally sell it to the army. I`m sure they could improve it to where you can, you know, walk in it first. Mmmm, I can already taste the money.
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Male 245
God Bless America...
That someone would make one of those!!!!

Doesn`t look much like a bear suit though.

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Male 764
hmmm, if he is giving away the prototypes, im so calling the one he went down a hill on, that would be so fun, but perfectly safe, and hilarious to watch
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Male 2,245
the simpsons episode is based of this dude, fyi folks.
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Male 130
Do you think the bear will push you off a cliff?!?!
You Homer Simpson Wannabe
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Male 16
wow. this is it just me? or is it cOLD in here?
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Male 11,740
They should have hit him in the face BEFORE he put on the headgear. Yeah, like anyone would be wearing that when a bear attacks. It would make a hike in the woods so much fun!
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Male 2,125
This suit is so much better
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Male 1,765
I would ave so much fun with that suit...
Though, your like a turtle in a way. If your thrown down, you can`t get up. So yeah, to defeat him simply push him.
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Male 3,418
The second to last one is the one I want.
The others... yeah, but no.

And I was expecting a bear costume, made of the genuine bear skin of the bear he killed when he got attacked.

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Male 91
but cool
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Male 91
What a waste of money, I guess its a mugging proof suit too
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Male 242
Brilliant, this only could have been thought of by hicks on crack and meth. Make a suit that makes you impervious to attack but moving around with it is close to impossible and if you fall over in that last suit you ain`t gettin` up.
I can see forest dwelling men wobbeling around in suits like that although by the time you actually make a hundred yards into the forest at least an hour has passed :`)
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Male 1,036
Great, now fight back!
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Male 380
@moefreak:

Bears dont try to run you over with pickup trucks or hit you with baseball bats, but on meth they do

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Male 544
lets see it stop MAN-BEAR-PIG
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Male 9,306
Pretty cool.
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Female 458
So. Where`s the bear test?
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Male 63
pfff...Bear Suit, its not a bear suit, he is trying to make the next iron man.
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Female 1,963
May I just say that I think it`s very unlikely a bear would try to run you over with a pick up truck or attack you with baseball bats.
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Male 88
AWESOME
give me one
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Male 1,226
I`d like to see one where he can actually walk in...
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Male 14
It`s weird that nobody has pointed this out already but this is OLD AS TIME ITSELF, I saw this on Spike TV back when it was whatever Spike TV was before it was Spike TV. TEN YEARS AGO.
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Female 1,677
I want one of those so I can walk around downtown after dark.
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Male 553
great build a bear suit AFTER you got mauled by a bear
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Male 142
gears of war :O
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Female 525
So instead of getting attacked by a bear, he`ll get shot by a hunter - good job.
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Male 165
why dont we get to see him take on a bear??
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Male 575
... why. Does he plan on wearing that everytime he goes wandering around in the forest or maybe he plans to just change into whenever he randomly gets attacked a bear. The bear kindly waiting for him to change of course, maybe enjoying a cup of tea or soemthing.
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Male 2,855
ummm, this is stupid, isnt it?
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Male 1,266
I`d imagine the best way to test the effectiveness of a bear proof suit is to wrestle an actual bear, or at least try it out on police dogs. Unless he survived an attack with an ingenius bear who set up booby traps of swinging logs, threw him off cliffs and tried to mow him down with his truck...
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Male 1,244
The end definitely reminded me of that seen from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGqz-ISH...

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Female 83
SIMPSONS DID IT
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Male 4
The music is Sabre dance by Khachaturian. I`d spend that money on a firearm or pick up a hobby that doesn`t involve being attacked by bears.
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Male 98
Before there was Masterchief, there was Bearman. Before there was Bearman, there was Sanity.
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Female 102
Haha..
Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t the music called "Enter the clowns" or something? Well it fit him.

Imagine going on a hike and meeting that guy.

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Male 817
Knowing his luck, he`d probably get attacked by a bear after stripping off the suit to go take a poo.
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Male 2,388
youd have to be looking for bear trouble to wear that thing
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Female 36
After reading the title I thought it was going to be a guy in a peobear suit going up against a real bear xD
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Male 51
WANT!
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Male 14,330
OK so when does this suit go against a bear?
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Female 13
Homer???
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Female 165
He looks like a transformer! Any bear in his right mind would turn the other way fast. You dun f*ck with Optimus Prime.
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Male 2,245
Link: Man Makes a Bear Suit [Rate Link] - Bear attack survivor builds bear suit to prevent future attacks
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