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Date: 11/18/08 06:10 AM

61 Responses to Man Makes a Bear Suit

  1. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 17, 2008 at 11:49 am
    Link: Man Makes a Bear Suit - Bear attack survivor builds bear suit to prevent future attacks
  2. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:17 am
    He looks like a transformer! Any bear in his right mind would turn the other way fast. You dun f*ck with Optimus Prime.
  3. Profile photo of CHL
    CHL Female 18-29
    13 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:19 am
    Homer???
  4. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:19 am
    OK so when does this suit go against a bear?
  5. Profile photo of Haz-Mat
    Haz-Mat Male 18-29
    51 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:25 am
    WANT!
  6. Profile photo of CaptainCool
    CaptainCool Female 13-17
    36 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:30 am
    After reading the title I thought it was going to be a guy in a peobear suit going up against a real bear xD
  7. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:32 am
    youd have to be looking for bear trouble to wear that thing
  8. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:35 am
    Knowing his luck, he`d probably get attacked by a bear after stripping off the suit to go take a poo.
  9. Profile photo of Toonoisy
    Toonoisy Female 18-29
    102 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:46 am
    Haha..
    Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t the music called "Enter the clowns" or something? Well it fit him.

    Imagine going on a hike and meeting that guy.

  10. Profile photo of horseyplay
    horseyplay Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:53 am
    Before there was Masterchief, there was Bearman. Before there was Bearman, there was Sanity.
  11. Profile photo of gonzo742
    gonzo742 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:54 am
    The music is Sabre dance by Khachaturian. I`d spend that money on a firearm or pick up a hobby that doesn`t involve being attacked by bears.
  12. Profile photo of 12natalie
    12natalie Female 13-17
    83 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 7:23 am
    SIMPSONS DID IT
  13. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 7:43 am
    The end definitely reminded me of that seen from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGqz-ISH...

  14. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 7:58 am
    I`d imagine the best way to test the effectiveness of a bear proof suit is to wrestle an actual bear, or at least try it out on police dogs. Unless he survived an attack with an ingenius bear who set up booby traps of swinging logs, threw him off cliffs and tried to mow him down with his truck...
  15. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 8:29 am
    ummm, this is stupid, isnt it?
  16. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 8:43 am
    ... why. Does he plan on wearing that everytime he goes wandering around in the forest or maybe he plans to just change into whenever he randomly gets attacked a bear. The bear kindly waiting for him to change of course, maybe enjoying a cup of tea or soemthing.
  17. Profile photo of Aj_ratboy
    Aj_ratboy Male 18-29
    165 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 8:49 am
    why dont we get to see him take on a bear??
  18. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:04 am
    So instead of getting attacked by a bear, he`ll get shot by a hunter - good job.
  19. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:07 am
    gears of war :O
  20. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:25 am
    great build a bear suit AFTER you got mauled by a bear
  21. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:31 am
    I want one of those so I can walk around downtown after dark.
  22. Profile photo of Ftw
    Ftw Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:33 am
    It`s weird that nobody has pointed this out already but this is OLD AS TIME ITSELF, I saw this on Spike TV back when it was whatever Spike TV was before it was Spike TV. TEN YEARS AGO.
  23. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:34 am
    I`d like to see one where he can actually walk in...
  24. Profile photo of grassclip
    grassclip Male 18-29
    88 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:46 am
    AWESOME
    give me one
  25. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 10:21 am
    May I just say that I think it`s very unlikely a bear would try to run you over with a pick up truck or attack you with baseball bats.
  26. Profile photo of S_chezz
    S_chezz Male 18-29
    63 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
    pfff...Bear Suit, its not a bear suit, he is trying to make the next iron man.
  27. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 10:44 am
    So. Where`s the bear test?
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Pretty cool.
  29. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 10:56 am
    lets see it stop MAN-BEAR-PIG
  30. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 11:35 am
    @moefreak:

    Bears dont try to run you over with pickup trucks or hit you with baseball bats, but on meth they do

  31. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Great, now fight back!
  32. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Brilliant, this only could have been thought of by hicks on crack and meth. Make a suit that makes you impervious to attack but moving around with it is close to impossible and if you fall over in that last suit you ain`t gettin` up.
    I can see forest dwelling men wobbeling around in suits like that although by the time you actually make a hundred yards into the forest at least an hour has passed :`)
  33. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    What a waste of money, I guess its a mugging proof suit too
  34. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    but cool
  35. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    The second to last one is the one I want.
    The others... yeah, but no.

    And I was expecting a bear costume, made of the genuine bear skin of the bear he killed when he got attacked.

  36. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    I would ave so much fun with that suit...
    Though, your like a turtle in a way. If your thrown down, you can`t get up. So yeah, to defeat him simply push him.
  37. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    This suit is so much better
  38. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    They should have hit him in the face BEFORE he put on the headgear. Yeah, like anyone would be wearing that when a bear attacks. It would make a hike in the woods so much fun!
  39. Profile photo of Destrukt
    Destrukt Male 18-29
    16 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    wow. this is it just me? or is it cOLD in here?
  40. Profile photo of IceKatana
    IceKatana Male 13-17
    130 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    Do you think the bear will push you off a cliff?!?!
    You Homer Simpson Wannabe
  41. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    the simpsons episode is based of this dude, fyi folks.
  42. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    hmmm, if he is giving away the prototypes, im so calling the one he went down a hill on, that would be so fun, but perfectly safe, and hilarious to watch
  43. Profile photo of awesomo
    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    God Bless America...
    That someone would make one of those!!!!

    Doesn`t look much like a bear suit though.

  44. Profile photo of JokeWolf
    JokeWolf Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    Awesome. If he can throw some Kevlar in that he could totally sell it to the army. I`m sure they could improve it to where you can, you know, walk in it first. Mmmm, I can already taste the money.
  45. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    You can`t move in that though... after the bear finishes trying to maul him, how is he going to get away?
  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    Um...

    How necessary is this *really*?

  47. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    What happened if a bear went to rip your arm off? You`d be perfectly fine if a bear just hit you, but pulling and biting?
  48. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    That was very ridiculous. I think a bear would be laughing too hard at him to attack.
  49. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    off on my evening stroll! first, i must put on my bear suit... OF DOOM!!!
  50. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    Wouldn`t it be a helluva lot easier to carry some mace or pepper spray to ward off bears with? Or a John McCain mask or something?
  51. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    I have my own bear suit. It`s called a house. I`ve never had a bear get me! Ever! It even has TV and the internet.
  52. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 18, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    suit looks cool.. would be fun.
  53. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 12:24 am
    i remember this guy, he was on tv once. the latest version of the suit is also fire proof, take that flametrower bear !!!!
    XD
  54. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 4:29 am
    I thought by bear suit it meant he was gonna be dressed up as a bear...
  55. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 7:48 am
    Its called armor. And it looks cool. Just build some weapons into it and you`ll be like friggan` iron man sans the flying.
  56. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 8:25 am
    hehehehe, looks like fun ^_^
  57. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 9:12 am
    the simpsons already did it!!!

  58. Profile photo of gcamaro32
    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
    242 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Rednecks + scrap metal + beer = ...
  59. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 11:10 am
    What happens if you need to take a crap?
  60. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 1:06 am
    haha wtf? Are people really going to be going on nature walks and go camping in that bear suit.
  61. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    Pretty funny if you are retarded

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