Latest Winner Of The Stupidest Baby Name Ever

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The award goes to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who gave their son the worst name yet. Congrats, celebutards!
There are 96 comments:
Female 155
This is a joke, right? Haven`t they been known for pranking the media before, just to screw with them?
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Female 142
mowgli was the name of my snake.
just so everyone is aware.
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Male 193
why Mowgli?

WHY?!

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Female 576
Bronx is a cute name.
Mowgli isn`t.
Bronx Wentz doesn`t flow, but it is cool his names end in X & Z.
BMW. Hahaha.
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Female 713
I kinda like it but it`s another celeb baby named after a city like Gwen`s Kingston and Scary Spices Brooklyn.
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Female 4,028
Either they are A) Trying too hard to be "unique" or B) have terrible taste in names. Or whatever. The f-ck?
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Female 695
Sucky name, and Bronx Wentz just does not sound good together. It`s awkward without the Mowgli separating them. It stumbles the tonuge...
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Female 4,447
Ew, it *is* BMW. That`s dumbtarded. Bronx is kind of cool...as a *nickname*. Mowgli is only acceptable if you`re a cartoon character.
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Male 555
@xiquiripat: And when he shoots his parents, we won`t have to hear Ashely Simpson ever again. Unfortunately, that also means no Fall Out Boy, anymore, either...
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Male 555
Ahem: Bronx Mogley Wentz. BMW??? SERIOUSLY???
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Male 2,422
Here`s a kid that no one will blame when he shoots his parents.
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Male 432
Ashlee Simpson + Pete Wentz?

I didn`t think two women could have a child.

Oh well. Either way, this is going to be one tone-deaf little boy.

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Male 1,228
ElDavo: Nice European superiority you have there. GTFO, k?
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Male 78
It makes me sorta sick that Ashlee and He look like brother & sister- Ack. Bronx as a baby name? Eh, I`ve heard worse. I imagine they did it ya know to keep their "Oh so tough, I`m a legitimate Punk" persona going....*Cough*
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Female 231
Poor kid.
What`s he gonna do when he`s an adult? "Hey, my name`s Bronx Mowgli"? >->
Let`s hope, for his sake, that he`ll change it later.
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Male 2,121
So funny how all the experts are going into such detail about how it sounds and how it will subliminally affect the child, then the last expert says this, "not that there`s anything wrong with the Bronx, but it`s, like, why? ... I mean, I don`t know, it`s just like naming somebody Detroit."
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Female 34
god...what the hell has become of hollywood... *facepalm*
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Male 1,232
Wow, sounds so gheto.
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Female 965
I don`t mind Bronx but Mowgli... ugh. Ah well, it`s their kid, they can name him whatever they want. :-) Bronx can always change it when he`s older.
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Female 105
Why do people get all hyped up about celebrity babeis when it is not even their kid? I mean sheesh, they had their kids young like a lot of people these days do, at least not a sixteen. Sure they don`t know how to raise a baby...this is their first one.
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Male 1,226
holy **** that`s retarded...what do people have with stupid names? I pity him...
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Female 317
I LOVE the mowgli name! I`m actually a little jealous that I didn`t think of that
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Male 427
Is it wrong that Bronx seems like a kinda nice name? i wouldnt mind being named that. I must be in a weird mood so late tonight.
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Male 292
Mowgli is an awesome name, and Bronx is too (but considerably less so), but please - only one weird name per baby.

And it`s not near as bad as Pilot Inspector or Moon Unit.

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Female 606
Seriously! These celebrities come up with the most stupid names ever.
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Male 1,162
They need to instill name laws. Because apparently retards are giving birth and retards dont know the first think about raising children. The name they gave their son should be quite clear on that.
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Male 426
dude...thats awesome....
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Female 91
I feel sorry for that kid. I think people need to start using old school names again like Esther or Eugene. Unique and classic
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Male 23
What the hell? Were Queens and Long Island deemed too sexual? Seriously what is wrong with them? Really if you are the child of two very white very rich singers the last thing you want is to be named after a borough of a New York City that is predominately poor and black.
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Male 2,395
I`ll feel bad for that kid when he goes to school.
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Male 1,404
Well Bronx, I guess we know where your parents had sex.
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Female 1,070
how did i just know it was a female who posted this up before i even checked? ._.

personally, i don`t give a crap in any way, shape, or form, about what celebrities are naming their children, and am wondering about how this got posted up in the first place.

but that`s just me.

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Male 1,270
And we care, why?
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Female 931
bronx.. what the f*ck?
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Female 244
and another sad thing, his aunt is Jessica Simpson !!!! OMG !!!!!!!!!!! that poor kid !!!!!!
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Male 2,148
I love how they have "experts" on baby names. Apparently America is too stupid to realize when they themselves are stupid.
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Male 245
celebutards. YES!!!!!! i love it.
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Male 162
"bronx"-thats gangsta! ..and retarded..
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Male 2,034
"It sound tough, and hopefully the kid will be a little bit tough, and he probably will with Pete Wentz as a father"

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah right. I know preteen girls tougher than Pete Wentz.

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Female 115
"sh*the`ad"*
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Female 115
I like the name "Bronx", but, It doesn`t flow with the last name.

It can`t get any worse than "poohe`ad"
Pronnounced: "shih-teed"

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Female 216
LMAO rubberducki1

But seriously..As a former NY`er.. Bronx?? Ew, the Bronx is effing disgusting (well the southern part)..

I think Manhattan would have been better. And NO WAY on the Mowgli..but who really goes by their middle names?

Hey one good thing.. they`re unisex names..

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Male 175
boy, celebs are such retards
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Female 447
At first I was like "MOWGLI! WHAT THE..."
Then I was like "Bronx is okay though" but I`m not American so I don`t associate it immediately with a place
But as I was thinking about Bronx Wentz I realised they do sound bad together. Oh well, Could be worse like Zuma Nesta Rock?? Huh?? It`s a cool name for a character in a book or something but not for real.

So...who watched Youtube Live and is now watching it again...lol

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Male 88
cant beat La-a

for those who don`t know, its pronounced "la dash a"

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Female 1,269
wowwww
bronx wouldnt even be that bad i actually likie a lot!
but mowgli?
come onnnnn
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Female 4,376
>I believe if he could have spoken he would have said this.


That made me seriously lol

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Female 4,376
Not bad really. IT could`ve been worse. My kids are going to have unusual name somedays :-)
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Female 2,258
thelonious, Mowgli was the little boy in the Jungle Book. Gizmo (from The Gremlins) was a mogwai.
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Female 89
So the hood of NY plus the jungle book equals the child of Ashlee and Pete. What a world we live in.

I still think the worst name award goes to the bastard that named his daugther "Sarah McCain Palin"

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Male 3,310
I thought that was another name for the gremlins?
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Male 459
"hopefully the kid will be a little bit tough"

With a name like Bronx, he`ll have to be. Like the boy named Sue.

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Female 662
Bronx isn`t that bad of a name. But Mowgli? That`s ridiculous. Poor kid. :/
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Female 2,258
domisgood
Bronx is pretty cool

wtf is mowgli???
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Unless I`m mistaken... the character from the Jungle Book. >_>

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Male 356
If i ever had a kid, i`d name it Kickmyass Buttrubber.
then i, too, could be a celebrity.
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Female 67
I believe if he could have spoken he would have said this.
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Female 308
I was going to agree that its a stupid name, but then I realized people could say the same about names I have picked out
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Female 1,516
I like how this guy just grades baby names for a living.
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Female 39
BRONX WENTZ....
id be so embarrased to have that name ><
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Male 3,310
What goes better with Bronx than something happy sounding? Like cheer?
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Male 322
What tools
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Female 339
Mmm the first name was alright.
I really wanna see what the kid looks like tho.
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Male 527
I like the name. But who cares what the hell some clebs name their kid. It`s not like they don`t have kids every other weekend.
I don`t even know who the kids parents are and I don`t care either.
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Male 364
Why do celebrities feel the need to use the naming of their baby as a publicity tool? Morons.

My favourite celeb baby name though has got to be Shiloh Pitt. You just try spoonerising that name... ;-)

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Male 1,140
it wasnt that bad
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Female 140
i actually liked the name they game him
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Male 807
Stupid people always reveal themselves.
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Male 211
i think that one famous family should just give their kids normal names to see if the normal named kids get picked on at school by all the wierdly names celebrity kids
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Female 675
its better than pear... or apple!
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Male 513

This reminds me of the cartoon Gargoyles I used to watch as a kid. Bronx was my favorite in that show.
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Male 91
My parents named me Fallopian.... but i changed it later on in life...
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Female 15,763
Oh.. oh god.. they spawned!?

NOOOOOO!

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Female 913
It`s like they`re trying to outdo eachother with the strangest names for their kids.
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Male 222
fishyboy
Male, 18-29, Europe
B.M.W.
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CONSPIRACY!
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Female 182
" It`s almost like it`s rhyming. It`s a little bit too repetitive."
I`m sure that`s not the only problem, lady.
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Male 2,004
its not that bad
but imagine growing up with that name
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Female 2,249
i laughed more at the baby name experts analysing every part of the name more than the actual name itself...
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Male 143
Poor kid... I laugh at him.
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Male 183
B.M.W.
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Male 111
When I grow up, I want to be a baby name expert.
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Male 2,160
hmm...its stupid but not as stupid as i expected.
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Male 4,867
Bronx is pretty cool

wtf is mowgli???

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Male 5,970
Thats not that bad...
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Male 907
Nah, this would be the stupidest name ever.

Eric Shin/Erick Bang.

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Male 928
Any of the names alone sound fine, but all together they sound ridiculous. Especially "Bronx Wentz." Awful, grating name.
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Male 94
I think Bronx is a cool name.
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Female 1,545
K, Mowlgi aside, Bronx is a cool name.

I was expecting much worse...and there are much worse.

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Female 56
Hahaha.

I actually love it.

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Male 493
.....

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

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Male 3,310
Goes to show you what happens when you get some power through popularity. You start surrounding yourself with your "yes" people. People that promote your unique brand of style and crazy. Then these things get magnified. Do you think an aid to a celebrity is ever going to be honest and tell them when something they are doing sounds dumb? If they do, they become an ex-aid. So eventually, all celebrities become the full realization of all the crazy in their head.
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Male 422
And people think I`m strange because of the names I want to give to my children *g* (None so far, thank God!)
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Female 213
What else do you expect from those two?
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Male 3,369
actually, I think it`s pretty cool.
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Male 353
What a couple of retards they are.
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Male 418
they have baby name experts?! What the drat!?

But not nearrrlllyyy as bad as i though.

not diesle and moon unit.

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Female 230
Link: Latest Winner Of The Stupidest Baby Name Ever [Rate Link] - The award goes to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who gave their son the worst name yet. Congrats, celebutards!
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