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96 Responses to Latest Winner Of The Stupidest Baby Name Ever

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Link: Latest Winner Of The Stupidest Baby Name Ever - The award goes to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who gave their son the worst name yet. Congrats, celebutards!
  2. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    they have baby name experts?! What the drat!?

    But not nearrrlllyyy as bad as i though.

    not diesle and moon unit.

  3. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    What a couple of retards they are.
  4. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    actually, I think it`s pretty cool.
  5. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    What else do you expect from those two?
  6. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    And people think I`m strange because of the names I want to give to my children *g* (None so far, thank God!)
  7. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    Goes to show you what happens when you get some power through popularity. You start surrounding yourself with your "yes" people. People that promote your unique brand of style and crazy. Then these things get magnified. Do you think an aid to a celebrity is ever going to be honest and tell them when something they are doing sounds dumb? If they do, they become an ex-aid. So eventually, all celebrities become the full realization of all the crazy in their head.
  8. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    .....

    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

  9. Profile photo of mozzie
    mozzie Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Hahaha.

    I actually love it.

  10. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    K, Mowlgi aside, Bronx is a cool name.

    I was expecting much worse...and there are much worse.

  11. Profile photo of ragerobot
    ragerobot Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    I think Bronx is a cool name.
  12. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    Any of the names alone sound fine, but all together they sound ridiculous. Especially "Bronx Wentz." Awful, grating name.
  13. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    Nah, this would be the stupidest name ever.

    Eric Shin/Erick Bang.

  14. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    Thats not that bad...
  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    Bronx is pretty cool

    wtf is mowgli???

  16. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    hmm...its stupid but not as stupid as i expected.
  17. Profile photo of Bulldozer
    Bulldozer Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    When I grow up, I want to be a baby name expert.
  18. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    B.M.W.
  19. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Poor kid... I laugh at him.
  20. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    i laughed more at the baby name experts analysing every part of the name more than the actual name itself...
  21. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    its not that bad
    but imagine growing up with that name
  22. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    " It`s almost like it`s rhyming. It`s a little bit too repetitive."
    I`m sure that`s not the only problem, lady.
  23. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    fishyboy
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    B.M.W.
    ~~~
    CONSPIRACY!
    =0
  24. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    It`s like they`re trying to outdo eachother with the strangest names for their kids.
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    Oh.. oh god.. they spawned!?

    NOOOOOO!

  26. Profile photo of josher8
    josher8 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    My parents named me Fallopian.... but i changed it later on in life...
  27. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    This reminds me of the cartoon Gargoyles I used to watch as a kid. Bronx was my favorite in that show.
  28. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    its better than pear... or apple!
  29. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    i think that one famous family should just give their kids normal names to see if the normal named kids get picked on at school by all the wierdly names celebrity kids
  30. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Stupid people always reveal themselves.
  31. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    i actually liked the name they game him
  32. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    it wasnt that bad
  33. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    Why do celebrities feel the need to use the naming of their baby as a publicity tool? Morons.

    My favourite celeb baby name though has got to be Shiloh Pitt. You just try spoonerising that name... ;-)

  34. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    I like the name. But who cares what the hell some clebs name their kid. It`s not like they don`t have kids every other weekend.
    I don`t even know who the kids parents are and I don`t care either.
  35. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    Mmm the first name was alright.
    I really wanna see what the kid looks like tho.
  36. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    What tools
  37. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    What goes better with Bronx than something happy sounding? Like cheer?
  38. Profile photo of juliakiwi
    juliakiwi Female 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    BRONX WENTZ....
    id be so embarrased to have that name ><
  39. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    I like how this guy just grades baby names for a living.
  40. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    I was going to agree that its a stupid name, but then I realized people could say the same about names I have picked out
  41. Profile photo of capnmariam
    capnmariam Female 18-29
    67 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    I believe if he could have spoken he would have said this.
  42. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
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    November 22, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    If i ever had a kid, i`d name it Kickmyass Buttrubber.
    then i, too, could be a celebrity.
  43. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    domisgood
    Bronx is pretty cool

    wtf is mowgli???
    _________________________________________________

    Unless I`m mistaken... the character from the Jungle Book. >_>

  44. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    Bronx isn`t that bad of a name. But Mowgli? That`s ridiculous. Poor kid. :/
  45. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    "hopefully the kid will be a little bit tough"

    With a name like Bronx, he`ll have to be. Like the boy named Sue.

  46. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    November 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    I thought that was another name for the gremlins?
  47. Profile photo of rubberducki1
    rubberducki1 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    So the hood of NY plus the jungle book equals the child of Ashlee and Pete. What a world we live in.

    I still think the worst name award goes to the bastard that named his daugther "Sarah McCain Palin"

  48. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    thelonious, Mowgli was the little boy in the Jungle Book. Gizmo (from The Gremlins) was a mogwai.
  49. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    Not bad really. IT could`ve been worse. My kids are going to have unusual name somedays :-)
  50. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    >I believe if he could have spoken he would have said this.


    That made me seriously lol

  51. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    wowwww
    bronx wouldnt even be that bad i actually likie a lot!
    but mowgli?
    come onnnnn
  52. Profile photo of grassclip
    grassclip Male 18-29
    88 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    cant beat La-a

    for those who don`t know, its pronounced "la dash a"

  53. Profile photo of vintagepizza
    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    At first I was like "MOWGLI! WHAT THE..."
    Then I was like "Bronx is okay though" but I`m not American so I don`t associate it immediately with a place
    But as I was thinking about Bronx Wentz I realised they do sound bad together. Oh well, Could be worse like Zuma Nesta Rock?? Huh?? It`s a cool name for a character in a book or something but not for real.

    So...who watched Youtube Live and is now watching it again...lol

  54. Profile photo of firegodzilla
    firegodzilla Male 18-29
    175 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    boy, celebs are such retards
  55. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    LMAO rubberducki1

    But seriously..As a former NY`er.. Bronx?? Ew, the Bronx is effing disgusting (well the southern part)..

    I think Manhattan would have been better. And NO WAY on the Mowgli..but who really goes by their middle names?

    Hey one good thing.. they`re unisex names..

  56. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    I like the name "Bronx", but, It doesn`t flow with the last name.

    It can`t get any worse than "poohe`ad"
    Pronnounced: "shih-teed"

  57. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    "sh*the`ad"*
  58. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    "It sound tough, and hopefully the kid will be a little bit tough, and he probably will with Pete Wentz as a father"

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah right. I know preteen girls tougher than Pete Wentz.

  59. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    "bronx"-thats gangsta! ..and retarded..
  60. Profile photo of awesomo
    awesomo Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    celebutards. YES!!!!!! i love it.
  61. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    I love how they have "experts" on baby names. Apparently America is too stupid to realize when they themselves are stupid.
  62. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    and another sad thing, his aunt is Jessica Simpson !!!! OMG !!!!!!!!!!! that poor kid !!!!!!
  63. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    bronx.. what the f*ck?
  64. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    And we care, why?
  65. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    how did i just know it was a female who posted this up before i even checked? ._.

    personally, i don`t give a crap in any way, shape, or form, about what celebrities are naming their children, and am wondering about how this got posted up in the first place.

    but that`s just me.

  66. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    November 22, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    Well Bronx, I guess we know where your parents had sex.
  67. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    I`ll feel bad for that kid when he goes to school.
  68. Profile photo of Luca85
    Luca85 Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    What the hell? Were Queens and Long Island deemed too sexual? Seriously what is wrong with them? Really if you are the child of two very white very rich singers the last thing you want is to be named after a borough of a New York City that is predominately poor and black.
  69. Profile photo of llama4114
    llama4114 Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    I feel sorry for that kid. I think people need to start using old school names again like Esther or Eugene. Unique and classic
  70. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    dude...thats awesome....
  71. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 12:15 am
    They need to instill name laws. Because apparently retards are giving birth and retards dont know the first think about raising children. The name they gave their son should be quite clear on that.
  72. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 12:28 am
    Seriously! These celebrities come up with the most stupid names ever.
  73. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 12:45 am
    Mowgli is an awesome name, and Bronx is too (but considerably less so), but please - only one weird name per baby.

    And it`s not near as bad as Pilot Inspector or Moon Unit.

  74. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 1:45 am
    Is it wrong that Bronx seems like a kinda nice name? i wouldnt mind being named that. I must be in a weird mood so late tonight.
  75. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 3:12 am
    I LOVE the mowgli name! I`m actually a little jealous that I didn`t think of that
  76. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    November 23, 2008 at 3:28 am
    holy **** that`s retarded...what do people have with stupid names? I pity him...
  77. Profile photo of lovemeowmix
    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 3:49 am
    Why do people get all hyped up about celebrity babeis when it is not even their kid? I mean sheesh, they had their kids young like a lot of people these days do, at least not a sixteen. Sure they don`t know how to raise a baby...this is their first one.
  78. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
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    November 23, 2008 at 4:26 am
    I don`t mind Bronx but Mowgli... ugh. Ah well, it`s their kid, they can name him whatever they want. :-) Bronx can always change it when he`s older.
  79. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    November 23, 2008 at 6:10 am
    Wow, sounds so gheto.
  80. Profile photo of Strawberry01
    Strawberry01 Female 13-17
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    November 23, 2008 at 6:20 am
    god...what the hell has become of hollywood... *facepalm*
  81. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 6:23 am
    So funny how all the experts are going into such detail about how it sounds and how it will subliminally affect the child, then the last expert says this, "not that there`s anything wrong with the Bronx, but it`s, like, why? ... I mean, I don`t know, it`s just like naming somebody Detroit."
  82. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
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    November 23, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Poor kid.
    What`s he gonna do when he`s an adult? "Hey, my name`s Bronx Mowgli"? >->
    Let`s hope, for his sake, that he`ll change it later.
  83. Profile photo of freespangler
    freespangler Male 30-39
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    November 23, 2008 at 8:57 am
    It makes me sorta sick that Ashlee and He look like brother & sister- Ack. Bronx as a baby name? Eh, I`ve heard worse. I imagine they did it ya know to keep their "Oh so tough, I`m a legitimate Punk" persona going....*Cough*
  84. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
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    November 23, 2008 at 9:29 am
    ElDavo: Nice European superiority you have there. GTFO, k?
  85. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Ashlee Simpson + Pete Wentz?

    I didn`t think two women could have a child.

    Oh well. Either way, this is going to be one tone-deaf little boy.

  86. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 11:51 am
    Here`s a kid that no one will blame when he shoots his parents.
  87. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Ahem: Bronx Mogley Wentz. BMW??? SERIOUSLY???
  88. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 11:53 am
    @xiquiripat: And when he shoots his parents, we won`t have to hear Ashely Simpson ever again. Unfortunately, that also means no Fall Out Boy, anymore, either...
  89. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    November 23, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    Ew, it *is* BMW. That`s dumbtarded. Bronx is kind of cool...as a *nickname*. Mowgli is only acceptable if you`re a cartoon character.
  90. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    November 23, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    Sucky name, and Bronx Wentz just does not sound good together. It`s awkward without the Mowgli separating them. It stumbles the tonuge...
  91. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    November 23, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    Either they are A) Trying too hard to be "unique" or B) have terrible taste in names. Or whatever. The f-ck?
  92. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    November 23, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    I kinda like it but it`s another celeb baby named after a city like Gwen`s Kingston and Scary Spices Brooklyn.
  93. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    November 23, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    Bronx is a cute name.
    Mowgli isn`t.
    Bronx Wentz doesn`t flow, but it is cool his names end in X & Z.
    BMW. Hahaha.
  94. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
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    November 24, 2008 at 6:46 am
    why Mowgli?

    WHY?!

  95. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
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    November 24, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    mowgli was the name of my snake.
    just so everyone is aware.
  96. Profile photo of YummyUkulele
    YummyUkulele Female 13-17
    155 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:18 am
    This is a joke, right? Haven`t they been known for pranking the media before, just to screw with them?

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