Large Woody

Submitted by: Shufdog 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/large_34648___article.html/woody_mrs.html

This was a wedding announcement in my local newspaper.
There are 25 comments:
Female 165
Haha this is great. It definitely lifted my spirits after reading that horrifying dog-torture article.
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Female 2,064
Ms.Kubik was my math teacher way back in sixth grade. XD Hah, get it? CUBIC? I got nothin`...
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Male 118
"Hello, I would like to order one large pepperoni pizza, please.
"Ok, can I get your name, ma`am?"
"Yes, it`s for Mrs. Large-Woody"
"...is this a prank call?"
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Female 1,436
Why didn`t the editor put it the other way? Woody-Large. . . it doesn`t seem AS bad.

Probably because everyone is here for our entertainment!

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Male 60
there is a man named Dick seamen where i live, and he owns a seamen corporations.
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Female 159
Hahahaha!
My Drama teacher Ms.Mann is married to a man named Mr.Bait (Pronounced "bat")
BAIT MANN!
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Male 292
The greeters at the reception were Mr. and Mrs. James PETERS
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Male 21
her middle name is leigh. Leigh-Large Woody! by the way that`s my local rag too!
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Male 1,226
Hehehe. There`s been lot`s of these around.
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Male 2,553
Lawl
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Female 57
o
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Male 137
Come on guys, I`d love to crash my little towns newspaper web-site! Have ya got it in ya or not?!
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Female 913
You should submit that to Jay Leno`s Headlines. I know he`d read it on the show!
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Female 4,197
omg i wouldnt advertise that! lol
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Male 426
their son should be named whenilookatyourboobiesigeta (whenilookatyourboobiesigeta woody).
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Male 142
ok that was funny... lol
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Male 338
lolololol!!!111!111!1!11!11one

That was ttly not lolable.

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Female 15,763
Seriously, no editor?
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Male 108
their son should be named harry (harry woody).
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Male 103
This is what happens when you live by Fancyclad...
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Female 721
Oh good. Another penis joke. Just what the internet needs.
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Female 83
hahaha how unfortunate.
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Male 1,220
Nice. Still not as bad as 90% of the "Trentonian".
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Male 1,263
Aaaaahaaaaaaha :P
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Male 137
Link: Large Woody [Rate Link] - This was a wedding announcement in my local newspaper.
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