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Date: 11/30/08 03:04 PM

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  1. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Link: Jesus Appears On A...? - Grilled cheese sandwich? Birth mark? Cloud formation? C`mon I-A-B, it`s 2008--think more technologically advanced.
  2. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Clearly Gandalf.
  3. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    cuz Jesus really looks like an ALIEN... how could anyone even see a face in that mess?!
  4. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    That should sell good on eBay.
  5. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    That looks like some rabbi or Saddam Hussein
  6. Profile photo of slevix
    slevix Male 18-29
    32 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    I agree with almightybob1, this is Gandalf.
  7. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    You know, no one even knows exactly what Jesus looked like so... How could anyone think that any of these random markings on sandwiches and what-not look like Jesus?

    Some people are really, really stupid.

  8. Profile photo of person99
    person99 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    Win...win win win...I wrote down before clicking at random "Samsung memory chip", and it was actually right.


    Jk, just getting you pumped for no reason. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Rasputin?
  10. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    Jesus looks really mad.
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    > Ace_Cosmo
    > You know, no one even knows exactly what Jesus looked like

    Very true, people find "Jesus" in toast and memory chips because they`ve been overexposed to the tall, white, WASP portraits of Jesus. NUMBER 6 in the picture below is the most accurate picture scholars have been able to come up with (see main article here).

  12. Profile photo of derfman
    derfman Male 30-39
    99 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    Jesus mows my lawn. Him and Carlos do a great job!

    I know hes good by why all the publicity? ;P

    Exquisitte: Dude, dont say tha...

    :::ducking as the hammer flys by:::

    t. Oh well...lol

  13. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    That looks more like Yosemite Sam than Jesus.
  14. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    People are stupid.
  15. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    CHRIST! Will this ever end?
  16. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    Jesus is angry that he has been found in such a bulls**t place.
  17. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    kinda looks like that one muppet....cant think of his name...
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    That`s an angry looking Jesus.

    \/\/\/
    #D:< O
    /\/\/\

  19. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    got it! his name is sweetums...lololol

  20. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    I want someone to great creative and find a Buddha French Toast or an Athena Tree.
  21. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Looks like some old homeless man...


    "Get off my sidewalk!"

  22. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    Doesn`t look like Jesus at all. Kinda looks like Yosemite Sam!
  23. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    My first thought was a goiter.
  24. Profile photo of Haruhi
    Haruhi Female 13-17
    85 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    Oh...my guess wasn`t even close.
  25. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    This is gay.
  26. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    oh, and i guessed it would be on a game glitch or something
  27. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    It looks like the devil to me...
  28. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    looks more like an evil clown
  29. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    That looks like Jafar to me.
  30. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    It look like an Alex Grey doodle
  31. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    I had a picture of Jesus on my monitor for a minute. Think I could sell it on E-bay?
  32. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    dayum, j-man looks pissed.
  33. Profile photo of Neodynamics
    Neodynamics Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    Jesus appears everywhere unnecessary, but you will NEVER see him where he is needed lol.
  34. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    every body its not jesus or Jafar, its Rob Zombie


    hehe it kinda really looks like it


  35. Profile photo of Neodynamics
    Neodynamics Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    oos that was my brothers account
  36. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    That dont look like Jesus at all :(
  37. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    Nah, Jesus is working at a record store up in Quahog.

    Anyway, this Jesus has a whole bug-eye thing going on.

  38. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    "every body its not jesus or Jafar, its Rob Zombie"

    Rob Zombie`s a better Messiah anyway, lol.

  39. Profile photo of LaciAnn
    LaciAnn Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Um it kinda looks like satan.}-)
  40. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    yup...thats rob zombie, not jesus, though religious peeps would definately be more tollerable if they worshipped rob instead
  41. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Looks more like Osama Bin Laden to me.

    Even more proof that Samsung is evil...

  42. Profile photo of scoreJ6
    scoreJ6 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    People, people, clearly it`s ME
  43. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    the person below is such a douche
  44. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    the person below me is such a bible basher...
  45. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    the person below me is such an alice_x
  46. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    the person below me is such an unimaginative poster
  47. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    duffy wins
  48. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    That`s definitely Gandalf. I can tell, we`ve chilled a few times.
  49. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Ha! Take that Prime.
  50. Profile photo of IceKatana
    IceKatana Male 13-17
    130 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    looks like nostradamus
  51. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    touche Six, touche

    (he deleted his post for those who don`t know)

  52. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    looks like...not jesus
  53. Profile photo of gotoday
    gotoday Male 13-17
    107 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    I think he`s angry...


    it must be the pr0nz.

  54. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    this pretty much pisses me off a lot.
    i`m tired of jesus showing up all the time.
    let me live, damn it.
  55. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    Neodynamics
    > Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    > you will NEVER see where he is needed lol

    That`s rubbish, if you`d ever tasted my missus` cooking you`d know that`s EXACTLY where He`s needed!

  56. Profile photo of loser7984
    loser7984 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    mcrack50
    Female, 13-17, Canada
    87 Posts Sunday, November 30, 2008 6:57:02 PM
    this pretty much pisses me off a lot.
    i`m tired of jesus showing up all the time.
    let me live, damn it.

    o.o this post was fun to read. =P

  57. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    thats a scary ass jesus
  58. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    This is getting ridiculous. I seriously wish I could put a restraining order on that figment of imagination.
  59. Profile photo of LCaroline
    LCaroline Female 13-17
    12 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    HOLY GEE. I WAS FREAKING RIGHT.
  60. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    THE SPANISH INQUISITION?
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
  61. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    As long as Jesus doesn`t show up on the ceiling above my bed, I`m fine.
  62. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3145 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    I see Jesus, a really mad, scary, ready to kill me Jesus.
  63. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    d_katman
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    1337 Posts Sunday, November 30, 2008 7:20:06 PM
    THE SPANISH INQUISITION?
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

    -----

    HIGH HO SILVER, AWAY!


    but seriously; all I see is a reflected circuitry pattern D:

  64. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    "As long as Jesus doesn`t show up on the ceiling above my bed, I`m fine."

    That would be so ridiculously uncomfortable.

  65. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    looks more like osama bin laden to me....

  66. Profile photo of HarlequinJ
    HarlequinJ Female 13-17
    27 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    It...looks like Serj Tankian...o__o
    Or a very very murderous Jesus perhaps.
  67. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    jesus looks pissed
  68. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    It looks more like a demented hippie...
  69. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Gotta love the people in the Publicity Department...

    Points to people who know that.

  70. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    111 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    "It...looks like Serj Tankian...o__o"

    WIN.

  71. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    Whatever it is... It`s not happy
  72. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    It`s Liu Bei, or that old guy from Kill Bill 2.
  73. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    OMG JESUS APPEARED ON MY MONITOR!
  74. Profile photo of Fa11enAnge1z
    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    i duno .. Lookd like Richard Simmons to me
  75. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    no jesus didnt appear on your sandwich sweaty, thats just your blind faith...
  76. Profile photo of Fizzlez
    Fizzlez Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 12:29 am
    Jesus appeared to me during my Rorschach test!
  77. Profile photo of xAsylumx
    xAsylumx Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 12:47 am
    *destroys flash drive*
  78. Profile photo of LaciAnn
    LaciAnn Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:11 am
    yen223 lol Hes on mine TOO!!!!!
  79. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:30 am
    Jesus is such a mediawhore!
  80. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:40 am
    "Bootnote

    Several hardened atheists here at Vulture Central have suggested this is in fact Gandalf - a heretical suggestion given that Gandalf is a fictional character without the power to manifest himself in silicon. We have, accordingly, emailed their details to the Spanish Inquisition."


    LOL

  81. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:42 am
    ""As long as Jesus doesn`t show up on the ceiling above my bed, I`m fine."

    That would be so ridiculously uncomfortable. "

    Well, only if you were having sex or masturbating i guess. o.O

  82. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 3:42 am
    That Jesus is very, very, very pissed off.
  83. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 5:32 am
    "" I seriously wish I could put a restraining order on that figment of imagination.``

    but jesus was real????

  84. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 5:38 am
    HE`S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE`S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

    had to be said. Python ftw ^^

    anyways it dont look like Jesus but more like The D`s Beelzebub...

  85. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 5:55 am
    That`s why my f#ckng miracles never get answered, the SOB is placing is face on objects like a kid with a Xerox machine. Jesus f#cking keeerist. I knew that god had the emotional range of a temperamental 8 year old, but this proves it.First the destroying non believers, then the demand for exclusive religous rights, then the command for constant grovelling, now this, what`s next..gods ass appearing on my sandwich?
  86. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 6:46 am
    yen, is that Jesus playing drunken darts?
  87. Profile photo of TehNumehOne
    TehNumehOne Male 13-17
    10 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 8:54 am
    its always jesus who appears on earth...
    why cant god pop down for a visit?
  88. Profile photo of WhatTheF
    WhatTheF Male 13-17
    17 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 9:33 am
    I agree with TehNumehOne.

    Why does Jesus face always appear in the weirdest places? :S

  89. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 10:13 am
    OMFG people in the world are so stupidddd
  90. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 10:21 am
    Lmaoo!! Hahaha wow. I was wondering, like what is it? Then I saw the address bar and I lol`d. How retarded is that?
  91. Profile photo of EmilyRose82
    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:02 am
    wow, jesus looks PISSED
  92. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:04 am
    Looks nothing like me.
  93. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:16 am
    Could just as well be Thor as a remainder how wrong Christianity is ;)
  94. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:17 am
    ...why a flash drive of course...
  95. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:50 am
    DIDNT LOOK AT IT I SAY COMPUTER CHIP
  96. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:51 am
    eh, i was close enough
  97. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:54 am
    Jesus has enormous eyebrows.
    Maybe he`s from WOW?
  98. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    i really hope nobody in the world honestly believes this has some religious connection.
  99. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    It`s Zeus! :O
  100. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    Looks like Osama Bin Laden to me...


    ZOMG WE FOUNDZ HIM!!!11

  101. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    what are they gonna name this one? the last one was cheesus. how about

    jesus 1.56 beta

  102. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    He looked like an angry gnome with a big beard.
  103. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    That`s not Jesus... it`s Optimus Prime.
  104. Profile photo of skipidydooda
    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    aaawwwwww jesus is piiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssed
  105. Profile photo of zilla7777
    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 1:29 am
    "Looks like Osama Bin Laden to me...
    ZOMG WE FOUNDZ HIM!!!11"

    HAHAHA!!!!!!

  106. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:43 am
    ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.
  107. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    i wonder if this is like that blob stuff psychiatrists use, you know when there`s a picture and your supposed to interpret it.

    I wonder what would happen if the caption said something else and we were lead to believe that in fact it was Gandhi`s image.

    would you still see the same image you saw?

  108. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    That`s a stretch.
  109. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:15 am
    l...m.........a....o.

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