Jesus Appears On A...?

Submitted by: xtkm1x 8 years ago Weird
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/02/flash_chip_messiah/

Grilled cheese sandwich? Birth mark? Cloud formation? C"mon I-A-B, it"s 2008--think more technologically advanced.
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Male 2,553
l...m.........a....o.
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Male 2,582
That`s a stretch.
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Male 586
i wonder if this is like that blob stuff psychiatrists use, you know when there`s a picture and your supposed to interpret it.

I wonder what would happen if the caption said something else and we were lead to believe that in fact it was Gandhi`s image.

would you still see the same image you saw?

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Male 731
ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.
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Male 203
"Looks like Osama Bin Laden to me...
ZOMG WE FOUNDZ HIM!!!11"

HAHAHA!!!!!!

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Male 178
aaawwwwww jesus is piiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssed
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Male 2,395
That`s not Jesus... it`s Optimus Prime.
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Female 710
He looked like an angry gnome with a big beard.
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Male 216
what are they gonna name this one? the last one was cheesus. how about

jesus 1.56 beta

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Male 2,034
Looks like Osama Bin Laden to me...


ZOMG WE FOUNDZ HIM!!!11

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Female 194
It`s Zeus! :O
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Male 1,153
i really hope nobody in the world honestly believes this has some religious connection.
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Female 434
Jesus has enormous eyebrows.
Maybe he`s from WOW?
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Female 751
...why a flash drive of course...
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Male 422
Could just as well be Thor as a remainder how wrong Christianity is ;) [Disclaimer: I am not saying Christianity is wrong, nor am I a pagan. Just wanted to point out you can see it just like you want]
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Male 480
Looks nothing like me.
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Female 128
wow, jesus looks PISSED
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Male 1,232
Lmaoo!! Hahaha wow. I was wondering, like what is it? Then I saw the address bar and I lol`d. How retarded is that?
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Male 1,072
OMFG people in the world are so stupidddd
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Male 17
I agree with TehNumehOne.

Why does Jesus face always appear in the weirdest places? :S

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Male 10
its always jesus who appears on earth...
why cant god pop down for a visit?
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Male 995
yen, is that Jesus playing drunken darts?
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Male 1,365
That`s why my f#ckng miracles never get answered, the SOB is placing is face on objects like a kid with a Xerox machine. Jesus f#cking keeerist. I knew that god had the emotional range of a temperamental 8 year old, but this proves it.First the destroying non believers, then the demand for exclusive religous rights, then the command for constant grovelling, now this, what`s next..gods ass appearing on my sandwich?
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Male 511
HE`S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE`S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

had to be said. Python ftw ^^

anyways it dont look like Jesus but more like The D`s Beelzebub...

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Male 534
"" I seriously wish I could put a restraining order on that figment of imagination.``

but jesus was real????

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Male 4,004
That Jesus is very, very, very pissed off.
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Male 701
""As long as Jesus doesn`t show up on the ceiling above my bed, I`m fine."

That would be so ridiculously uncomfortable. "

Well, only if you were having sex or masturbating i guess. o.O

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Male 701
"Bootnote

Several hardened atheists here at Vulture Central have suggested this is in fact Gandalf - a heretical suggestion given that Gandalf is a fictional character without the power to manifest himself in silicon. We have, accordingly, emailed their details to the Spanish Inquisition."


LOL

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Male 220
Jesus is such a mediawhore!
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Female 57
yen223 lol Hes on mine TOO!!!!!
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Male 32
*destroys flash drive*
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Male 91
Jesus appeared to me during my Rorschach test!
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Male 503
no jesus didnt appear on your sandwich sweaty, thats just your blind faith...
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Male 285
i duno .. Lookd like Richard Simmons to me
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Male 342
OMG JESUS APPEARED ON MY MONITOR!
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Male 506
It`s Liu Bei, or that old guy from Kill Bill 2.
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Female 2,289
Whatever it is... It`s not happy
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Female 110
"It...looks like Serj Tankian...o__o"

WIN.

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Male 772
Gotta love the people in the Publicity Department...

Points to people who know that.

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Male 1,263
It looks more like a demented hippie...
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Male 291
jesus looks pissed
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Female 27
It...looks like Serj Tankian...o__o
Or a very very murderous Jesus perhaps.
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Male 420
looks more like osama bin laden to me....

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Male 2,313
"As long as Jesus doesn`t show up on the ceiling above my bed, I`m fine."

That would be so ridiculously uncomfortable.

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Male 778
d_katman
Male, 13-17, Western US
1337 Posts Sunday, November 30, 2008 7:20:06 PM
THE SPANISH INQUISITION?
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

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HIGH HO SILVER, AWAY!


but seriously; all I see is a reflected circuitry pattern D:

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Male 3,413
I see Jesus, a really mad, scary, ready to kill me Jesus.
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Female 1,516
As long as Jesus doesn`t show up on the ceiling above my bed, I`m fine.
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Male 1,835
THE SPANISH INQUISITION?
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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Female 12
HOLY GEE. I WAS FREAKING RIGHT.
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Female 683
This is getting ridiculous. I seriously wish I could put a restraining order on that figment of imagination.
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Female 335
thats a scary ass jesus
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Male 84

mcrack50
Female, 13-17, Canada
87 Posts Sunday, November 30, 2008 6:57:02 PM
this pretty much pisses me off a lot.
i`m tired of jesus showing up all the time.
let me live, damn it.

o.o this post was fun to read. =P

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Male 8,302
Neodynamics
> Male, 13-17, Midwest US
> you will NEVER see [Jesus] where he is needed lol

That`s rubbish, if you`d ever tasted my missus` cooking you`d know that`s EXACTLY where He`s needed!

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Female 156
this pretty much pisses me off a lot.
i`m tired of jesus showing up all the time.
let me live, damn it.
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Male 107
I think he`s angry...


it must be the pr0nz.

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Female 1,269
looks like...not jesus
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Male 7,933
touche Six, touche

(he deleted his post for those who don`t know)

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Male 130
looks like nostradamus
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Male 2,313
Ha! Take that Prime.
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Male 909
That`s definitely Gandalf. I can tell, we`ve chilled a few times.
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Male 7,933
duffy wins
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Male 5,194
the person below me is such an unimaginative poster
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Male 7,933
the person below me is such an alice_x
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Female 5,139
the person below me is such a bible basher...
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Male 194
the person below is such a douche
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Male 53
People, people, clearly it`s ME
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Male 248
Looks more like Osama Bin Laden to me.

Even more proof that Samsung is evil...

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Male 2,160
yup...thats rob zombie, not jesus, though religious peeps would definately be more tollerable if they worshipped rob instead
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Female 57
Um it kinda looks like satan.}-)
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Male 3,482
"every body its not jesus or Jafar, its Rob Zombie"

Rob Zombie`s a better Messiah anyway, lol.

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Male 619
Nah, Jesus is working at a record store up in Quahog.

Anyway, this Jesus has a whole bug-eye thing going on.

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Male 194
That dont look like Jesus at all :(
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Male 9
oos that was my brothers account
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Male 533
every body its not jesus or Jafar, its Rob Zombie


hehe it kinda really looks like it


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Male 9
Jesus appears everywhere unnecessary, but you will NEVER see him where he is needed lol.
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Male 4,793
dayum, j-man looks pissed.
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Male 2,593
I had a picture of Jesus on my monitor for a minute. Think I could sell it on E-bay?
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Female 741
It look like an Alex Grey doodle
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Female 188
That looks like Jafar to me.
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Female 924
looks more like an evil clown
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Female 723
It looks like the devil to me...
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Male 2,788
oh, and i guessed it would be on a game glitch or something
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Male 2,788
This is gay.
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Female 85
Oh...my guess wasn`t even close.
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Male 3,301
My first thought was a goiter.
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Female 1,212
Doesn`t look like Jesus at all. Kinda looks like Yosemite Sam!
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Male 1,085
Looks like some old homeless man...


"Get off my sidewalk!"

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Male 115
I want someone to great creative and find a Buddha French Toast or an Athena Tree.
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Female 1,690
got it! his name is sweetums...lololol

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Female 15,763
That`s an angry looking Jesus.

\/\/\/
#D:< O
/\/\/\

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Female 1,690
kinda looks like that one muppet....cant think of his name...
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Male 976
Jesus is angry that he has been found in such a bulls**t place.
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Male 1,455
CHRIST! Will this ever end?
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Male 502
That looks more like Yosemite Sam than Jesus.
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Male 99
Jesus mows my lawn. Him and Carlos do a great job!

I know hes good by why all the publicity? ;P

Exquisitte: Dude, dont say tha...

:::ducking as the hammer flys by:::

t. Oh well...lol

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Male 8,302
> Ace_Cosmo
> You know, no one even knows exactly what Jesus looked like

Very true, people find "Jesus" in toast and memory chips because they`ve been overexposed to the tall, white, WASP portraits of Jesus. NUMBER 6 in the picture below is the most accurate picture scholars have been able to come up with (see main article here).

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Female 960
Jesus looks really mad.
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Male 2,593
Rasputin?
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Male 123
Win...win win win...I wrote down before clicking at random "Samsung memory chip", and it was actually right.


Jk, just getting you pumped for no reason. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Female 165
You know, no one even knows exactly what Jesus looked like so... How could anyone think that any of these random markings on sandwiches and what-not look like Jesus?

Some people are really, really stupid.

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Male 31
I agree with almightybob1, this is Gandalf.
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Male 476
That looks like some rabbi or Saddam Hussein
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Male 1,765
That should sell good on eBay.
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Female 237
cuz Jesus really looks like an ALIEN... how could anyone even see a face in that mess?!
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Male 4,290
Clearly Gandalf.
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Male 432
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