Internet Porn, Circa 1994

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EFBFFFF00EAB7DB001700A4E8DA/?brand=iambored

I hate to admit it, but I can say from experience: This is pretty much exactly how it was.
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Male 9
nothing from atom.con is ever funny.
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Male 244
Not funny, but then again, nothing from Atom Films ever really is.

No one`s said it yet so I will: Fail.

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Female 444
That wasn`t in 1994. More like 1998. 1994 didn`t even have AOL, I don`t think. Well, it would have been Compuserve or something like that. I know Mosaic would`ve probably been used instead.

Oddly enough, I love ASII art. I wasn`t around in the mid-80`s, but I would`ve fit right into the BBS art scene. Amazing what they did to make the shading and everything.

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Female 741
Since I was only a child in 94, I really don`t understand it.

I`m so glad I don`t have to wait for porn like that, jeez..

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Female 913
Gawd that brings back memories. Not the porn part just the trying to connect and it taking forever and that drating noise every time you dialed up. God bless the cable modem.
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Male 8,302
> HolyCrap
> WIll Fancy allow that?

Normally Holy of course not, but I`m assuming that since (a) this IS a post about porn and (b) its just text ;-) then he might, its on-topic. But if he deletes it fair enough, then we`ll know for sure.

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Female 15,763
Unless I was much raunchier than I imagine at 4 years old, I definitely don`t have any experience with this.

And I`m glad.

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Male 3,462
Haha, this is so old; but still funny.

It`s pretty sad that I had dial-up until about a year ago. Now I have DSL; and it`s not as slow as what people make it out to be.

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Male 1,468
Wow, Lion. You sure fancy will allow that?
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Male 650
and then along came newgrounds...
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Female 4,447
Ah yes, this brings back memories. Though not the porn bit... Odd.
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Male 3,014
ASCII Porn.

I came.

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Male 2,553
Beedoobooodeeboooodeeep
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Male 404
lionhart, i think i just found a new fetish
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Male 8,302
I`ll rewind it a bit farther, to 1984... With nothing but the alphabet to work with and no graphics characters, THIS was what passed for computer porn back then...

Big collection of them here
or google ASCII Art Nude

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Male 231
Atom Films. Inspiring failure for almost 10 years.
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Male 1,835
that was pretty lame.
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Male 335
Lawlz... That connect static makes me happy. Always liked that noise...
--BBW
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Male 3,322
That computer was running at least Windows 95. Um, that wasn`t out in 94.

Man, I`m a dork.

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Male 194
I was pretty young back than but i remember trying to look at porn at my freinds because his mom did not set the child saftey on his AOL account. It was actually, kinda hard to find anything...i mean the only time we found boobs was when he got a virus and his desktop was flooded with them. That was cool till his mom came home.
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Male 619
fishyboy - "Streaming videos? In 1994? Try streaming single image files on your 14.4 Kb/s connection."

I was going to say the same thing. I was in college at that point. Downloading images with no preview, hoping they were something new, hot, and not corrupt.

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Male 882
meh
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Female 1,578
How come people still buy porn movies/magazines when they have the internet?
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Male 1,148
... wasn`t particularly amusing =/
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Male 4,004
Otherwise, you would look at pictures that took forever to load if they were decent quality on your 640x480 or 800x600 resolution screen....
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Male 4,004
Mmm...He accessed that website a little too fast for my liking... I remember web pages took over a minute to load, and then you had to deny/accept cookies and then close some pop-ups and then find a video, download it, and then play it with it`s crappy quality.

This had potential...and had no punch.

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Male 183
Streaming videos? In 1994? Try streaming single image files on your 14.4 Kb/s connection.
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Male 301
bataleon
I didnt say it was 1994 just my first porn
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Female 660
lol kremlin
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Male 1,091
Those days were probably better... People would get sick of videos waiting to buffer and go out and try to get some real acton...
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Male 602
That song`s a garage band loop. I made a song using it.
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Male 1,178
"I remember the first time I saw porn
I was nervous, 15 minutes loading... for a 30 sec preview"

you were less than 3 when it was 1994

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Male 1,078
The funny thing is that took about 10 min to buffer on my comp.
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Male 1,788
Once again atom, the concept was very funny. The execution on the other hand...was not.
The fatal flaw in this video was the porno, that video on his computer was way too detailed. The video back in the day was such terrible quality.
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Male 301
I remember the first time I saw porn
I was nervous, 15 minutes loading... for a 30 sec preview
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Female 99
What`s with all the porn-related links lately?
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Male 301
INTERNET PORN
1994
nice song

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Male 20,134
Link: Internet Porn, Circa 1994 [Rate Link] - I hate to admit it, but I can say from experience: This is pretty much exactly how it was.
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