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Date: 11/28/08 09:02 AM

38 Responses to Internet Porn, Circa 1994

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 7:34 am
    Link: Internet Porn, Circa 1994 - I hate to admit it, but I can say from experience: This is pretty much exactly how it was.
  2. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:09 am
    INTERNET PORN
    1994
    nice song

  3. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:10 am
    What`s with all the porn-related links lately?
  4. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:10 am
    I remember the first time I saw porn
    I was nervous, 15 minutes loading... for a 30 sec preview
  5. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:20 am
    Once again atom, the concept was very funny. The execution on the other hand...was not.
    The fatal flaw in this video was the porno, that video on his computer was way too detailed. The video back in the day was such terrible quality.
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    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:30 am
    The funny thing is that took about 10 min to buffer on my comp.
  7. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:46 am
    "I remember the first time I saw porn
    I was nervous, 15 minutes loading... for a 30 sec preview"

    you were less than 3 when it was 1994

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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 9:50 am
    That song`s a garage band loop. I made a song using it.
  9. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Those days were probably better... People would get sick of videos waiting to buffer and go out and try to get some real acton...
  10. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 10:27 am
    lol kremlin
  11. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 10:56 am
    bataleon
    I didnt say it was 1994 just my first porn
  12. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:01 am
    Streaming videos? In 1994? Try streaming single image files on your 14.4 Kb/s connection.
  13. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:11 am
    Mmm...He accessed that website a little too fast for my liking... I remember web pages took over a minute to load, and then you had to deny/accept cookies and then close some pop-ups and then find a video, download it, and then play it with it`s crappy quality.

    This had potential...and had no punch.

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:12 am
    Otherwise, you would look at pictures that took forever to load if they were decent quality on your 640x480 or 800x600 resolution screen....
  15. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:13 am
    ... wasn`t particularly amusing =/
  16. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:16 am
    How come people still buy porn movies/magazines when they have the internet?
  17. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:23 am
    meh
  18. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:24 am
    fishyboy - "Streaming videos? In 1994? Try streaming single image files on your 14.4 Kb/s connection."

    I was going to say the same thing. I was in college at that point. Downloading images with no preview, hoping they were something new, hot, and not corrupt.

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    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 11:43 am
    I was pretty young back than but i remember trying to look at porn at my freinds because his mom did not set the child saftey on his AOL account. It was actually, kinda hard to find anything...i mean the only time we found boobs was when he got a virus and his desktop was flooded with them. That was cool till his mom came home.
  20. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    That computer was running at least Windows 95. Um, that wasn`t out in 94.

    Man, I`m a dork.

  21. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    335 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    Lawlz... That connect static makes me happy. Always liked that noise...
    --BBW
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    that was pretty lame.
  23. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Atom Films. Inspiring failure for almost 10 years.
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    I`ll rewind it a bit farther, to 1984... With nothing but the alphabet to work with and no graphics characters, THIS was what passed for computer porn back then...

    Big collection of them here
    or google ASCII Art Nude

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    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    lionhart, i think i just found a new fetish
  26. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    Beedoobooodeeboooodeeep
  27. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    ASCII Porn.

    I came.

  28. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Ah yes, this brings back memories. Though not the porn bit... Odd.
  29. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    and then along came newgrounds...
  30. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    Wow, Lion. You sure fancy will allow that?
  31. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3242 posts
    November 28, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    Haha, this is so old; but still funny.

    It`s pretty sad that I had dial-up until about a year ago. Now I have DSL; and it`s not as slow as what people make it out to be.

  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:14 am
    Unless I was much raunchier than I imagine at 4 years old, I definitely don`t have any experience with this.

    And I`m glad.

  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 2:16 am
    > HolyCrap
    > WIll Fancy allow that?

    Normally Holy of course not, but I`m assuming that since (a) this IS a post about porn and (b) its just text ;-) then he might, its on-topic. But if he deletes it fair enough, then we`ll know for sure.

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    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    Gawd that brings back memories. Not the porn part just the trying to connect and it taking forever and that drating noise every time you dialed up. God bless the cable modem.
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    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Since I was only a child in 94, I really don`t understand it.

    I`m so glad I don`t have to wait for porn like that, jeez..

  36. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 9:57 am
    That wasn`t in 1994. More like 1998. 1994 didn`t even have AOL, I don`t think. Well, it would have been Compuserve or something like that. I know Mosaic would`ve probably been used instead.

    Oddly enough, I love ASII art. I wasn`t around in the mid-80`s, but I would`ve fit right into the BBS art scene. Amazing what they did to make the shading and everything.

  37. Profile photo of DemonCurtain
    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
    244 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    Not funny, but then again, nothing from Atom Films ever really is.

    No one`s said it yet so I will: Fail.

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    kwijibo Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 5:09 am
    nothing from atom.con is ever funny.

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