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Date: 11/03/08 06:30 PM

62 Responses to How To Fail A Sobriety Test

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Link: How To Fail A Sobriety Test - This guy holds it together for about 10 seconds, and then...
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    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    The test worked..
  3. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    why it didn`t warrant a fifteen cop beatdown i have no idea alcohol is the chief tool of satan
  4. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
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    November 3, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    whats a sobriety test
  5. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    November 3, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    wtf... this was on the page when i clicked the link, expanding into ads i see :D

  6. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    hilarious, there was just enough build up to the fall.

    and an interesting response from YOUREWINNER

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    happydappy Male 13-17
    43 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    That was FUNNY.
  8. Profile photo of piemaster
    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    I thought greed was the tool of Satan.

    Alcohol is his nun-chucks.

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    pmfiebig Male 18-29
    25 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    ouch
  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 3, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    I don`t think that was real. Why would he need to make a line when there were tons of lines already on the ground. It was a freaking PARKING LOT! This was totally staged.
  11. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Freddy: This was the Policeman`s test to see if he was drunk.

    Needless to say..

  12. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    chitanya i am a sobriety test please fall into my arms and we can look up at the stars
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    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    freddy it was filmed from a drating dash cam and everything looked real chill dude it was funny
  14. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    wtf is yourewinner trying to say
  15. Profile photo of piemaster
    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    He likes to hug drunk guys and stargaze, perhaps.
  16. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    oh oops whoops did i type that
  17. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 3, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    vv headbanger80 "wtf is yourewinner trying to say"

    That`s the thing with YOUREWINNER, see. No-one f*cking knows.

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    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    not necessary davy but if that`s your opinion then w/e
  19. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    so what the **** is a sobriety test? its something to do with drunk people. and um, i dont drink. so you know, i dont know what this is. and WTF was that all about YOUREWINNER? so any answers? anything? ANYTHING? COME ON I WAS EXPECTING ATLEAST SOMETHING FROM YOU DRUNKS!
  20. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    sobriety test is a standardized test to qualify for college to get into a high-iq only sect known as the `sobras`. it`s a test lasting for 48 straight hours and its not uncommon to see test takers pass out in the middle of teting -- here the man was taking the physics portion of the exam
  21. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    you really don`t know what a sobriety test is? i`m not making fun of you but i don`t think i`ve ever met someone unfamiliar with the term. it`s just any type of test that a police officer gives you in order to determine whether or not you are drunk. it might involve reciting the abcs or counting or trying to touch your nose or walking in a straight line, which this guy was trying to do. if you fail then you get arrested for dwi etc.
  22. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    and shut the f*ck up yourewinner
  23. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    is this true? where does the police car come in and a parking lot? DRUNK PEOPLE? HUH? HMM?
  24. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    Ha I have seen this before. And what is up with videos and that noise! Sounds like an alien invasion!
  25. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    what
  26. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    oh and this only happens if you get pulled over by the cops, they do it if you`re driving and they think you`re drunk. i think that pretty much covers it.
  27. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    woops i wrote this when you didnt answer. thankz. you know i accidentally wrote my age to this. im accually 14. and you know, i know what it is just didnt hear that word. sobriety.
  28. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    A YOUREWINNER translation.

    "why it didn`t warrant a fifteen cop beatdown i have no idea alcohol is the chief tool of satan"

    Because he was drunk, 15 cops should have beat him up. Only corrupt people drink.

    "chitanya i am a sobriety test please fall into my arms and we can look up at the stars"

    Supposing you are drunk, you are going to fall over into his arms. (Cheesy pick up line?)

    I guess that translates it for you?

  29. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    i already said those things
  30. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    November 3, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    :`) Makes me happy to see these users bashing on the people who deserve it instead of the people who don`t
  31. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    who deserves it
  32. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    id rather bang my head on the ground when i fall the other way on purpose. and i wouldnt fall. i dont drink.
  33. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    "i already said those things"

    Hahahaha.

  34. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    i dont buy YOUREWINNER at all, im pretty sure its some little kid who just likes to mess with people and say the most ridiculous things he can. at least i hope so because i can understand that.
  35. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    308 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    maybe I`m just overtired, but I seriously could not stop laughing when he fell on his head.
  36. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    I know what you mean, amaqdrinker. His perception of the sobriety test either points to what you said or someone foreign.
  37. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    if thats your opinion then thats kool but honestly just chill out we`re all here because we`re bored we can be heroes just for one day 8)
  38. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    see now i`m confused, if i`m right, then that`s kind of funny, but if i`m wrong, then wtf?
  39. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    ahahahha

    Fail.

  40. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    Faceplant! ahahaha.
  41. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    280 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    That was a really cool sounding thump when his head hit.
  42. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    I would like to take the honor of being first to say, "Epic Fail."
  43. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Ouch. The sound of his skull hitting the pavement made me cringe.
  44. Profile photo of NunuChan
    NunuChan Male 18-29
    279 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    The guy sure isn`t sober, but why on earth would you ask someone to help you to put a tap on the ground when you have the god damn parking line drawn already ? Why ?
  45. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    And um, what`s up with the awkward conversation going on below? Honestly, who the drat doesn`t know what a sobriety test is?
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    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    wow.
    as sixclaws said, epic fail.
  47. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    owned.
  48. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    too many reposts on this website
  49. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    haha fail!
  50. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    hahahaha, Wow. Why did they need to tape the ground if they were in an empty parking lot full of painted lines??? I guess because of the angle the camera is at, maybe?
  51. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3289 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    Randy, it could be a test of balance.

    Buuuut that is only my guess.

  52. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    This comment section makes me proud of IAB. xD

    And I`ll go for the Spanish, Claws.

    Super fracasar.

  53. Profile photo of apel
    apel Female 18-29
    65 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 1:37 am
    lolol. We`re done here.
  54. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:03 am
    That was awesome, I wasn`t expecting that xD
  55. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 2:40 am
    Ouch. That must have hurt. At least he was drunk...but he propably felt that the next day.
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    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 3:52 am
    Nice! Banner ad for IAB, just below the video... lol
  57. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 4:11 am
    *DONK* Coulda had a V8!
  58. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 5:41 am
    I thought he was going to try to walk the line, and 10 seconds in, he would break into song and dance.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 9:27 am
    haha he just went over,

    and yh that IAB ad kicks ass

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    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 4, 2008 at 11:12 am
    evilempress1
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    410 Posts Tuesday, November 4, 2008 4:11:41 AM
    *DONK* Coulda had a V8!
    ----------------------
    I lol`d when I read that. :P Those commercials are so retarded.
  61. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    November 8, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    classic

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