How To Fail A Sobriety Test

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.derober.com/2008/11/03/how-to-fail-a-sobriety-test/

This guy holds it together for about 10 seconds, and then...
There are 62 comments:
Male 5,189
Hahahahahaha. Doesn`t get better then that.
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Female 237
classic
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Male 1,232
evilempress1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
410 Posts Tuesday, November 4, 2008 4:11:41 AM
*DONK* Coulda had a V8!
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I lol`d when I read that. :P Those commercials are so retarded.
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Male 4,867
haha he just went over,

and yh that IAB ad kicks ass

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Male 3,014
I thought he was going to try to walk the line, and 10 seconds in, he would break into song and dance.
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Female 416
*DONK* Coulda had a V8!
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Male 555
Nice! Banner ad for IAB, just below the video... lol
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Female 218
Ouch. That must have hurt. At least he was drunk...but he propably felt that the next day.
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Male 722
That was awesome, I wasn`t expecting that xD
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Female 65
lolol. We`re done here.
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Female 15,763
This comment section makes me proud of IAB. xD

And I`ll go for the Spanish, Claws.

Super fracasar.

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Male 3,646
Randy, it could be a test of balance.

Buuuut that is only my guess.

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Male 817
hahahaha, Wow. Why did they need to tape the ground if they were in an empty parking lot full of painted lines??? I guess because of the angle the camera is at, maybe?
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Female 235
haha fail!
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Male 650
too many reposts on this website
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Male 2,553
owned.
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Female 2,044
wow.
as sixclaws said, epic fail.
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Female 78
And um, what`s up with the awkward conversation going on below? Honestly, who the drat doesn`t know what a sobriety test is?
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Male 279
The guy sure isn`t sober, but why on earth would you ask someone to help you to put a tap on the ground when you have the god damn parking line drawn already ? Why ?
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Female 78
Ouch. The sound of his skull hitting the pavement made me cringe.
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Male 2,313
I would like to take the honor of being first to say, "Epic Fail."
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Male 281
That was a really cool sounding thump when his head hit.
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Male 701
Faceplant! ahahaha.
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Male 2,788
ahahahha

Fail.

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Male 2,245
see now i`m confused, if i`m right, then that`s kind of funny, but if i`m wrong, then wtf?
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Male 534
if thats your opinion then thats kool but honestly just chill out we`re all here because we`re bored we can be heroes just for one day 8)
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Male 2,344
I know what you mean, amaqdrinker. His perception of the sobriety test either points to what you said or someone foreign.
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Female 308
maybe I`m just overtired, but I seriously could not stop laughing when he fell on his head.
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Male 2,245
i dont buy YOUREWINNER at all, im pretty sure its some little kid who just likes to mess with people and say the most ridiculous things he can. at least i hope so because i can understand that.
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Male 2,344
"i already said those things"

Hahahaha.

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Male 216
id rather bang my head on the ground when i fall the other way on purpose. and i wouldnt fall. i dont drink.
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Male 534
who deserves it
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Male 5,970
:`) Makes me happy to see these users bashing on the people who deserve it instead of the people who don`t
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Male 534
i already said those things
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Male 2,344
A YOUREWINNER translation.

"why it didn`t warrant a fifteen cop beatdown i have no idea alcohol is the chief tool of satan"

Because he was drunk, 15 cops should have beat him up. Only corrupt people drink.

"chitanya i am a sobriety test please fall into my arms and we can look up at the stars"

Supposing you are drunk, you are going to fall over into his arms. (Cheesy pick up line?)

I guess that translates it for you?

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Male 216
woops i wrote this when you didnt answer. thankz. you know i accidentally wrote my age to this. im accually 14. and you know, i know what it is just didnt hear that word. sobriety.
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Male 2,245
oh and this only happens if you get pulled over by the cops, they do it if you`re driving and they think you`re drunk. i think that pretty much covers it.
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Male 534
what
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Male 2,344
Ha I have seen this before. And what is up with videos and that noise! Sounds like an alien invasion!
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Male 216
is this true? where does the police car come in and a parking lot? DRUNK PEOPLE? HUH? HMM?
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Male 2,245
and shut the f*ck up yourewinner
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Male 2,245
you really don`t know what a sobriety test is? i`m not making fun of you but i don`t think i`ve ever met someone unfamiliar with the term. it`s just any type of test that a police officer gives you in order to determine whether or not you are drunk. it might involve reciting the abcs or counting or trying to touch your nose or walking in a straight line, which this guy was trying to do. if you fail then you get arrested for dwi etc.
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Male 534
sobriety test is a standardized test to qualify for college to get into a high-iq only sect known as the `sobras`. it`s a test lasting for 48 straight hours and its not uncommon to see test takers pass out in the middle of teting -- here the man was taking the physics portion of the exam
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Male 216
so what the **** is a sobriety test? its something to do with drunk people. and um, i dont drink. so you know, i dont know what this is. and WTF was that all about YOUREWINNER? so any answers? anything? ANYTHING? COME ON I WAS EXPECTING ATLEAST SOMETHING FROM YOU DRUNKS!
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Male 534
not necessary davy but if that`s your opinion then w/e
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Male 12,138
vv headbanger80 "wtf is yourewinner trying to say"

That`s the thing with YOUREWINNER, see. No-one f*cking knows.

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Male 534
oh oops whoops did i type that
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Male 226
He likes to hug drunk guys and stargaze, perhaps.
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Male 438
wtf is yourewinner trying to say
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Male 438
freddy it was filmed from a drating dash cam and everything looked real chill dude it was funny
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Male 534
chitanya i am a sobriety test please fall into my arms and we can look up at the stars
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Male 1,228
Freddy: This was the Policeman`s test to see if he was drunk.

Needless to say..

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Male 11,739
I don`t think that was real. Why would he need to make a line when there were tons of lines already on the ground. It was a freaking PARKING LOT! This was totally staged.
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Male 25
ouch
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Male 226
I thought greed was the tool of Satan.

Alcohol is his nun-chucks.

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Male 43
That was FUNNY.
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Male 2,245
hilarious, there was just enough build up to the fall.

and an interesting response from YOUREWINNER

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Female 4,197
wtf... this was on the page when i clicked the link, expanding into ads i see :D

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Male 216
whats a sobriety test
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Male 534
why it didn`t warrant a fifteen cop beatdown i have no idea alcohol is the chief tool of satan
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Male 226
The test worked..
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Male 20,911
Link: How To Fail A Sobriety Test [Rate Link] - This guy holds it together for about 10 seconds, and then...
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