How To Diaper A Monkey

Submitted by: LadyMorgue 8 years ago in Misc
http://www.primatecare.com/ctips3.htm

Step by step instructions on how to diaper a monkey... with pictures! Who knows? This might come in handy one day.
There are 20 comments:
Female 444
Those are some awesome Web 0.25 graphics. Retro FTW!
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Male 3
Notice how im keeping a tail that looks like a mans bits in my legs lol
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Male 336
i bet that monkey can`t wait to stab her in her sleep with the knife she carelessly left laying out.
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Female 4,028
Oh, yeah, I`ll... I`ll refer back to this the next time I`m diapering my... my pet monkey...
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Male 2,553
im not even opening that.
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Male 1,078
Opie:

Don`t forget the throwing of poop.

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Male 562
lol
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Female 15,763
I would so never own a monkey. It`s a hairy toddler that never ages.

Ugh.

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Male 886
whoops, that didn`t work
http://www.primatecare.com/forsale.htm
whatever it`s that thing
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Male 886
oh i guess i should give a link too:

>[url]http://www.primatecare.com/forsale....

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Male 886
check out the monkeys for sale part of that website, they sure aren`t cheap (not like I expected them to be) price seems to average around $5000
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Male 4,393
ok.....?
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Female 4,197
i so want a monkey, but i would like someone else to change its nappies, only because im taking care of two already
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Male 8,302
> hehehenerd
> Because when my wife has a monkey, ill be ready

You haven`t met my kids...

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Male 2,788
does it work with george bush too?
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Female 4,447
Good to know...
*sigh* As much as I love monkeys, they make terrible pets.
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Female 331
I swear I had a dream last year where one of my friends turned into a monkey diaper.

I LOVE THIS.

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Male 9,306
Must be a site for people training helper monkeys.
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Male 5,970
This might come in handy one day.

Because when my wife has a monkey, ill be ready!

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Female 1,516
Link: How To Diaper A Monkey [Rate Link] - Step by step instructions on how to diaper a monkey... with pictures! Who knows? This might come in handy one day.
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