Hitler Was Not Dazzled by Breaking Dawn

Submitted by: opiebreath 8 years ago in Funny

Stephanie farted. In Hitler"s face. Breaking Dawn spoilers and NSFW reading.
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Female 1,653
lmao
"Let`s not tell him about midnight sun"
ahhh, Twilight; it makes no sense at times but who cares when youve got Edward :D

and geisha:
this one does. Dracula was way the hell better at being a vampire, but Twilight has won us all over....
Im a traitor to vampire fans everywhere lol

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Female 20
LMFAO.

Btw Twilight sucks ass.
VAMPIRES DO NOT TWINKLE.

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Female 268
this was freakin` hilarious
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Female 462
Hahahahahahaha bumfluff.
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Female 1,095
I agree with Hitler (gasp) that book sucked hairy testicles.
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Female 695
Lmfao!! Oh my God. Best since the original. This was pretty much the general reaction to the spoiler manuscript that turned out to be real. Ha!

I mean the series was never that amazing to begin with, but it had its merits and Stephanie went and pulled those all away with BD. She bastardized Jake who was my favorite character...

Oh well I got over it about 20 minutes after I read BD. This was seriously hilarious.

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Female 18
Bumfluff. <3
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Male 510
Hehe, bumfluff is my new favorite insult.
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Male 2,553
Lol
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Female 442
This cannot beat the Microsoft one... Dear GOD that one was hilarious...

I did enjoy the insults to that damn book, though.

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Female 2,044
....
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Female 1,652
O.o
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Male 2,245
oh, i didn`t realize this had been done before.


fail

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Male 4,004
What`s breaking dawn?
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Male 460
so many of these, u can literally find one on any subject... pregnancies, hotdogs, poodles
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Male 88
You know, at first I thought the Xbox one was kinda funny, but now I just see these as getting comedy from something that should never be laughed about.
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Male 5,970
Hahaha....ha...ha ok these got old after the Xbox one...
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Male 512
Hey, Godwin`s Law! ^_^
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Male 2,245
that was really well done, a little long but i guess if i actually had read any of the series it would have made more sense and i would have been able to follow it more.
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Female 155
Well duh. Edward is a supernatural wonder... of course he can get it up.
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Male 216
um too long for me. i usually watch stuff up to 16 minutes long. i was expecting an 11 second REAL clip of someone REALLY farting in the face of THE REAL hitler.
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Female 1,441
Similar to my reaction when I first read that crap online.
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Female 15,763
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