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Onion blows chunks.
And even though this is hilarious, it`s accurate. What is sold as Halloween these days has very, very little to do with what Halloween is actually for.
But what does the Onion have to do with the real meaning of holidays, anyway? They`re as commercial as the candy-sellers--just in a different way.
You mean "Ghosts WERE people too!" Now they`re just theoretically proposed randomly manifesting hypothesized sentient amorphous ethereal apparitions of non-organic bioelectrical distortion phenomena.
Wow, I`ll be much more exciting when I`m dead than I am now!
EVERYONE! GET OUT YOUR AMULETS! XD
But then again, they`re kinda right. O.o
Oh... it`s a joke... Well, not like it`s easy to tell when you already have some serous Catholics saying almost the same thing...
I think I want to see it...
Fun holidays...however, the only true winners is China...since that is where we get all the crap from.
funny funny funny :D