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Date: 11/12/08 08:05 PM

28 Responses to Google To Detect Flu Outbreaks

  1. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    Link: Google To Detect Flu Outbreaks - Typically when people come down with something, they`ll type it into Google. Smart idea on Google`s part.
  2. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    at least google will tell me about a zombie holocaust
  3. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    "at least google will tell me about a zombie holocaust "
    Ya it will tell you when people are searching.
    1.BRAIIINNS
    2.FLEESSSHHH
  4. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    really? people type that when they get the flu? herpes, maybe, but flu?
  5. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    what if they did the same thing, but for porn trends?

  6. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    well...
    new age zombies look for brains on internet
  7. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Well I, for one, welcome our new search engine overlords.
  8. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Please let them have one for Herpes... please
  9. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Damn smart idea. Damn smart. I`m in awe, and surprised no-one thought of it before.
  10. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    Yes, the Flu. What do you do when you think you have Flu-like symptoms? Google it! As opposed to going to the doctor and spending lots of money just for them to diagnose you.
  11. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    "Damn smart idea. Damn smart. I`m in awe, and surprised no-one thought of it before."

    Coke Zero tried it with happiness. Failed

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    FLOOGLE! :D
  13. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    Now that`s clever!
  14. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    so uh, where do i sign up for the church of google?
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

    um wow, i guess right there

  16. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    be right back guys, im gonna go type in malaria/smallpox/anthrax/bubonic plague/influenza/leperacy/SARS/west nile/avian flu.

    you dont think HAZMAT will storm my house, do you?

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    TKD do a search on bloodstains and authority evasion too!
  18. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    google empire
  19. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    is there anything google cant do these days
  20. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    Lets see Google track the Rage virus in the UK next.
  21. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 12:27 am
    google is a spy cleverly designed as something thats useful.
  22. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:35 am
    All you guys in the US should get together and start searching for "Ebola symptoms".
  23. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:52 am
    heartx3jess that church of google site is great, I love the hate mail section where so many people don`t seem to get the joke
  24. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 2:26 am
    Heh, my boss is 100% against flu vaccinations.

    She doesn`t want "that germ injected into her".
    I asked what she thought vaccinations were... she never answered.

  25. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 4:57 am
    May seem like a good thing BUT it does mean that google is looking at all of your search results, and also has records of where they came from. So much for internet anonymity.
  26. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 5:34 am
    That`s really smart actually...
  27. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 9:58 am
    What if those states search for their illness more?
  28. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    lool i thought i was the only person in the world who did that >_> but i dont want google to know i do that :P

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