Drunken Darts

Submitted by: hellervon 8 years ago in Funny

They"re having fun now, but talk to them tomorrow when the booze wears off.
There are 64 comments:
Male 2,388
seriously fake
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Male 2,553
omg it went right into his skull... nice.... now if it hit him like in the back of the neck... like the brain stem..
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Male 2,582
Too bad it didn`t hit him right in the spinal cord.
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Male 9,306
...it landed in his freaking SKULL!
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Male 312
dirty sanchez!! holy pooe that was a good movie. pretty jacked stuff in that
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Female 213
COCK IT!
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Female 80
Isn`t evolution supposed to take these kids out at some point?
Only the most able survive?
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Male 1,718
ouch. Like shaun of the dead. But very drunk
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Male 1,164
"did he say he was a `dirty sanchez`"

he was comparing himself to the people from dirty sanchez a tv programme that was on mtv made up of some welshman and a guy from england where they do stupidly painful things like jackass but more violent

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Female 751
wow... what an idiot!
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Female 497
i feel.. bad for people that are pathetic like that buuutt
"BOOOOOOOM HEAD SHOT NIGERRR!!!"
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Male 1,232
Whats with all these British people acting like retard posts?
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Male 330
yea, how plastered must you be... ha ha
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Male 4,594
I have GOT to get over to England. They definitely know how to party.
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Male 425
Ouch
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Male 891
goddamn.

you`d have to be completely and totally 110% SLOSHED to take that without even blinking.

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Male 220
Haha right in the head! Imbeciles...!
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Male 130
Standard night out over here in Suffolk lads!
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Male 503
at first i was gonna say fake, and then i realized this was somewhere in the UK, where this probably isnt uncommon, just forgotten.
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Female 57
Haha.. I love it.
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Male 173
did he say he was a `dirty sanchez`?
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Male 231
hopefully one of the darts kill him so we have one less stupid person
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Male 2,313
You know I could never work that out, of ALL the sports you "could play in a pub, where people get stupidly drunk and want to fight everything that moves, you choose (a) one involving short, sharp missiles, and (b) one involving thin clubs and rock-hard balls. Why don`t they just have shooting ranges in pubs and complete the set??"

I see you`ve never been to Wisconsin.

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Male 2,313
"HAHAHA Silly some kinda not americans!"

What?

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Male 427
Kill it with darts!
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Male 194
HAHAHA Silly some kinda not americans!
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Female 741
how exciting.
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Male 1,036
I was gonna say "Well, at least it didn`t hit his spine. I was gonna say that, but then he got it int the head. Is that guy made of marshamallow fluff?
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Male 115
"Jeez. How much did they drink??"

Probably enough to kill a horse

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Female 15,763
Woooow... either they can`t hold their alcohol very well or they had a HELL of a lot.
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Male 8,302
You know I could never work that out, of ALL the sports you could play in a pub, where people get stupidly drunk and want to fight everything that moves, you choose (a) one involving short, sharp missiles, and (b) one involving thin clubs and rock-hard balls. Why don`t they just have shooting ranges in pubs and complete the set??
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Male 128
Wow, good job guys lol.
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Male 1,347
...he was proud to have a dart in his head.
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Male 610
my spleen!
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Male 756
o_o
Jeez. How much did they drink??
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Male 1,788
Hehe...Admiral Nelson is also a cheap rum.
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Male 35
Is this retarded Britain tonight?
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Male 35
Things like this make me feel bad to be British.
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Male 274
"oh dude you missed, that one only stuck in my back next to my spinal cord, throw another one. Aim for something more vital."
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Male 889
duhhh me not need brain
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Male 294
umm, a dart to the head can not be good for you.
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Male 2,422
Not to mention Hobbes, Locke, and Milton
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Male 4,680
From the country that brought you Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Admiral Nelson...

We have a serious drinking problem over here.

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Male 1,226
He looked happy...ish...not really...
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Male 1,788
Oh drinkng doesn`t kill enough brain cells for your tastes you say? Well, this dart to the brain will take care of that then.
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Male 801
Haha, gotta love England, I proudly admit we have the worst drinking habits in the world.
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Female 2,027
omg ow!
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Male 907
LOL. They feel no pain now, but lets wait until the morning shall we?
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Male 31
"So tell me again.. how did you lose your eye?"
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Male 302
Those were both pretty close to being a really bad time. One to the spine, and the other to an eye or ear.

Never underestimate the luck of an idiot.

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Male 240
servival of the fittest
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Male 112
Hi five for thinking it through. Although I must admit I have played/watched that, fortunately at the end of the night, where the people either side of me were more likely to get hit.
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Female 1,578
I`m going to have babies with him because his genius can`t go to waste after he dies.
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Male 99
Ah youth.

I must admit, I am glad we did not film ourselves when we did these things.

:P

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Male 620
Keep throwing! he`s not dead yet.
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Male 2,313
That`s a really, really good idea. Too bad they weren`t lawn darts.
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Male 94
Natural Selection...
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Female 1,963
What an attractive, intelligent man.
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Male 27
Boom headshot?
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Male 61
"fudgeen fi..fudgeuden..." *BOOM* HEADSHOT
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Male 12,138
Next week`s feature: Stoned Archery
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Male 119
Darts to the head FTW!
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Female 1,134
Owch....0.0
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Male 274
Link: Drunken Darts [Rate Link] - They`re having fun now, but talk to them tomorrow when the booze wears off.
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