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Date: 11/30/08 12:20 PM

64 Responses to Drunken Darts

  1. Profile photo of hellervon
    hellervon Male 30-39
    274 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 11:49 am
    Link: Drunken Darts - They`re having fun now, but talk to them tomorrow when the booze wears off.
  2. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Owch....0.0
  3. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Darts to the head FTW!
  4. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Next week`s feature: Stoned Archery
  5. Profile photo of Chris201
    Chris201 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    "fudgeen fi..fudgeuden..." *BOOM* HEADSHOT
  6. Profile photo of luniboy
    luniboy Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Boom headshot?
  7. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    What an attractive, intelligent man.
  8. Profile photo of ragerobot
    ragerobot Male 18-29
    94 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Natural Selection...
  9. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    That`s a really, really good idea. Too bad they weren`t lawn darts.
  10. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    Keep throwing! he`s not dead yet.
  11. Profile photo of derfman
    derfman Male 30-39
    99 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    Ah youth.

    I must admit, I am glad we did not film ourselves when we did these things.

    :P

  12. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    I`m going to have babies with him because his genius can`t go to waste after he dies.
  13. Profile photo of Steyene
    Steyene Male 18-29
    112 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    Hi five for thinking it through. Although I must admit I have played/watched that, fortunately at the end of the night, where the people either side of me were more likely to get hit.
  14. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    servival of the fittest
  15. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    Those were both pretty close to being a really bad time. One to the spine, and the other to an eye or ear.

    Never underestimate the luck of an idiot.

  16. Profile photo of slevix
    slevix Male 18-29
    32 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    "So tell me again.. how did you lose your eye?"
  17. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    LOL. They feel no pain now, but lets wait until the morning shall we?
  18. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    omg ow!
  19. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    Haha, gotta love England, I proudly admit we have the worst drinking habits in the world.
  20. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    Oh drinkng doesn`t kill enough brain cells for your tastes you say? Well, this dart to the brain will take care of that then.
  21. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    He looked happy...ish...not really...
  22. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    From the country that brought you Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Admiral Nelson...

    We have a serious drinking problem over here.

  23. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    Not to mention Hobbes, Locke, and Milton
  24. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    umm, a dart to the head can not be good for you.
  25. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    duhhh me not need brain
  26. Profile photo of 23scadu
    23scadu Male 18-29
    274 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    "oh dude you missed, that one only stuck in my back next to my spinal cord, throw another one. Aim for something more vital."
  27. Profile photo of bezdancing
    bezdancing Male 18-29
    35 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Things like this make me feel bad to be British.
  28. Profile photo of bezdancing
    bezdancing Male 18-29
    35 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Is this retarded Britain tonight?
  29. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    Hehe...Admiral Nelson is also a cheap rum.
  30. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    o_o
    Jeez. How much did they drink??
  31. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    my spleen!
  32. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    ...he was proud to have a dart in his head.
  33. Profile photo of Exquisitte
    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Wow, good job guys lol.
  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    You know I could never work that out, of ALL the sports you could play in a pub, where people get stupidly drunk and want to fight everything that moves, you choose (a) one involving short, sharp missiles, and (b) one involving thin clubs and rock-hard balls. Why don`t they just have shooting ranges in pubs and complete the set??
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Woooow... either they can`t hold their alcohol very well or they had a HELL of a lot.
  36. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    "Jeez. How much did they drink??"

    Probably enough to kill a horse

  37. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    I was gonna say "Well, at least it didn`t hit his spine. I was gonna say that, but then he got it int the head. Is that guy made of marshamallow fluff?
  38. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    how exciting.
  39. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    HAHAHA Silly some kinda not americans!
  40. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    Kill it with darts!
  41. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    "HAHAHA Silly some kinda not americans!"

    What?

  42. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    You know I could never work that out, of ALL the sports you "could play in a pub, where people get stupidly drunk and want to fight everything that moves, you choose (a) one involving short, sharp missiles, and (b) one involving thin clubs and rock-hard balls. Why don`t they just have shooting ranges in pubs and complete the set??"

    I see you`ve never been to Wisconsin.

  43. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    hopefully one of the darts kill him so we have one less stupid person
  44. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    did he say he was a `dirty sanchez`?
  45. Profile photo of LaciAnn
    LaciAnn Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    Haha.. I love it.
  46. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    at first i was gonna say fake, and then i realized this was somewhere in the UK, where this probably isnt uncommon, just forgotten.
  47. Profile photo of CrazyD101
    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:03 am
    Standard night out over here in Suffolk lads!
  48. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 2:19 am
    Haha right in the head! Imbeciles...!
  49. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 2:34 am
    goddamn.

    you`d have to be completely and totally 110% SLOSHED to take that without even blinking.

  50. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 6:02 am
    Ouch
  51. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 7:27 am
    I have GOT to get over to England. They definitely know how to party.
  52. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 10:01 am
    yea, how plastered must you be... ha ha
  53. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 10:22 am
    Whats with all these British people acting like retard posts?
  54. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 10:36 am
    i feel.. bad for people that are pathetic like that buuutt
    "BOOOOOOOM HEAD SHOT NIGERRR!!!"
  55. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 11:40 am
    wow... what an idiot!
  56. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    "did he say he was a `dirty sanchez`"

    he was comparing himself to the people from dirty sanchez a tv programme that was on mtv made up of some welshman and a guy from england where they do stupidly painful things like jackass but more violent

  57. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    ouch. Like shaun of the dead. But very drunk
  58. Profile photo of the-stray
    the-stray Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    Isn`t evolution supposed to take these kids out at some point?
    Only the most able survive?
  59. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
    213 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    COCK IT!
  60. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:54 am
    dirty sanchez!! holy pooe that was a good movie. pretty jacked stuff in that
  61. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    ...it landed in his freaking SKULL!
  62. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    Too bad it didn`t hit him right in the spinal cord.
  63. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 9:11 am
    omg it went right into his skull... nice.... now if it hit him like in the back of the neck... like the brain stem..
  64. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    December 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    seriously fake

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