Drive-By Compliments

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Funny

The world would be a better place if we all just did a few drive-bys.
There are 58 comments:
Female 614
if someone screamed things at me, even if they were nice, itd still scare the bejeesus outta me
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Female 4
OMG!! loved it!!
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Female 58
your parents love you
:)
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Female 1
hahaha
i laughed..
a lot.
this is like something me and my friends would do.
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Male 3,431
Still Retarded.
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Male 2,553
thats awesome XD
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Female 165
haha, that`s funny.

I`d be completely expecting the insult, and then realize it was nice.

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Female 652
lol aww i think that was hilariously cute
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Female 5,139
haha someone shouted "your parents hate you" at me years ago when i was walking to school...
it poo me up
and i jumped xD
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Male 353
"I believe thats the point. See they were expecting an insult but instead recieved a compliment. See what they did? See what they did there?"

As I said before... I remember when I was twelve... Thank you for verifying my point.

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Male 14
I bet that redneck in that truck was waiting for this one..
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Male 8
10% of these people actually understood him
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Female 1,264
"If some douche drives by and screams things at me, the first thing that comes across my mind is NOT a compliment."

I believe thats the point. See they were expecting an insult but instead recieved a compliment. See what they did? See what they did there?

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Male 162
you sound like a dumbass
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Male 1,835
use a megaphone, don`t sound like you`re really pissed at them, they prolly can`t even understand you.
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Female 213
If some douche drives by and screams things at me, the first thing that comes across my mind is NOT a compliment. Cute idea, poor execution.
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Male 285
lmfao! Awesome.
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Male 142
They shoulda done like a real drive by, like slow down a little so they can be heard, then speed off.
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Male 1,540
When people drive by yelling at you, you have no idea what the drat they`re saying. So he just sounds like an irate retard to everyone he drove by no matter what he said.
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Male 353
I remember when I was twelve. My mom never let me take the car out with my buddies though.
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Male 563
"the voice kind of took away from the compliment, but it`s a good idea. i may try this."
agreed
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Female 38
the voice kind of took away from the compliment, but it`s a good idea. i may try this.
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Female 104
Sounds a bit like Adam Sandler.
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Female 84
It`s like England, drive by arguments..

I DISAGREE! *speed!*

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Female 15,763
This is the kind of thing that someone would be offended enough to sue for.
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Female 105
How is "I play basketball too" a compliment lol, that kid a creepy voice
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Male 59
Tire*
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Female 462
"You`re a smart kid!!!"
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Female 96
hahaha the hey your parents love you part made me laugh so hard. if i was those people i would be so confused
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Female 173
It would be much cooler if he didn`t have such a creepy voice.
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Male 2,125
hmmm...when I read drive-by`s I thought of something else. Meh, this works too.
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Male 8,302
I taught my kids to do a "Hi Mabel" and a "Tyre Panic" when they were 3 or 4, they still do it when we`re travelling. (Hi Mabel=pick target car, eg "next red one", when it comes everyone in car smiles, wvaes like mad, throws kisses etc as they pass, they spend next 2 weeks wondering who the hell that was, they obviously knew me well, am I getting that old and forgetful; Tyre Panic=draw alongside car on dual lane highway, passenger and kids point at rear tyre of car, make flat signals with their hands, point like mad and mouth words. Watch car pull over and person get out to check, works best in pouring rain).
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Male 33
i want a car now
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Female 481
HEY YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOUUU :)

haha, good one :))))

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Male 3,463
One time I bought my friends a pizza, after we ate we went to a grocery store and bought string cheese.
We did drive-by eatings.

Every time we would see a pedestrian we would slow the car down, look at the ped, and bite the cheese.

Being around Christmas time, we did it to the nativity scene.

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Female 48
I used to yell out "Hey you dropped something!"
Then watch as they looked around. This is much nicer.


LOL.....I think thats hilarious. I want to try this; yay for drive-bys!

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Female 2,027
lol that would still make me jump
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Female 1,963
What`s with all these do-gooders today. I love it.
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Female 162
Ey! I play basketball, too!! >:O
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Female 1,306
"your parents hate you.." :D
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Male 587
He needs a bull horn.
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Male 21
Effing hilarious. I must try the rhubarb thing.
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Male 561
My sister and I used to yell out rhubarb because it sounds very naughty when it`s being yelled at you.
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Female 180
"Your Parents Love You!"
Heehee
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Male 1,894
I used to yell out "Hey you dropped something!"

Then watch as they looked around. This is much nicer.

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Male 1,765
"lol i want to do this but to my boyfriend in front of a ton of people and tell him " i drating want you in bed now!!...NAKED" xD"

Yet another sex joke? Go away kid. Everyone knows you`re not a hot chick. You`re actually a braindead moron who tries too hard.

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Male 44
you dont have to mean a compliment bekll.

btw i love your hair

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Male 562
That looks fun!
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Male 756
My friends and I do this all the time. :D
Although, it`s usually 3:00 in the morning when the bars close, and we yell at all the drunks.
^o^

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Female 1,984
Idiots. They`re compliments if you mean them and usually you say them to people you actually know.

And that voice ruins them too.

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Female 497
lol i want to do this but to my boyfriend in front of a ton of people and tell him " i drating want you in bed now!!...NAKED" xD
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Female 960
"I wonder how often people would just hear raspy yelling and think "what a jerk.""

I thought the same thing. I`d yell at people in a less harsh tone.

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Female 751
I`m so going to do this from now on, but not so harsh sounding, lol more like the British guys on Family guy... haha "Ooh Pedington..... I DISAGREE!" (screeching tires)
nice.
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Female 198
Thats funny, but I dont think I would have understood if he yelled at me and it might have feaked me out a little
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Female 678
i love yelling at pedestrians. Mine was never anything bad, just random things.

"i shave with a rusty razor", "Remember the Alamo", and my fav, "Get you`re pet spayed or neutered."

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Male 174
I wonder how often people would just hear raspy yelling and think "what a jerk." I guess it`s better than knocking down mailboxes.
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Female 254
Hahaha, my friends and I used to do this.
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Female 1,338
Link: Drive-By Compliments [Rate Link] - The world would be a better place if we all just did a few drive-bys.
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