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Date: 11/20/08 09:05 AM

58 Responses to Drive-By Compliments

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 7:39 am
    Link: Drive-By Compliments - The world would be a better place if we all just did a few drive-bys.
  2. Profile photo of Anyalazagna
    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:08 am
    Hahaha, my friends and I used to do this.
  3. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:11 am
    I wonder how often people would just hear raspy yelling and think "what a jerk." I guess it`s better than knocking down mailboxes.
  4. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:13 am
    i love yelling at pedestrians. Mine was never anything bad, just random things.

    "i shave with a rusty razor", "Remember the Alamo", and my fav, "Get you`re pet spayed or neutered."

  5. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:23 am
    Thats funny, but I dont think I would have understood if he yelled at me and it might have feaked me out a little
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:24 am
    I`m so going to do this from now on, but not so harsh sounding, lol more like the British guys on Family guy... haha "Ooh Pedington..... I DISAGREE!" (screeching tires)
    nice.
  7. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:30 am
    "I wonder how often people would just hear raspy yelling and think "what a jerk.""

    I thought the same thing. I`d yell at people in a less harsh tone.

  8. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:51 am
    lol i want to do this but to my boyfriend in front of a ton of people and tell him " i drating want you in bed now!!...NAKED" xD
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 9:56 am
    Idiots. They`re compliments if you mean them and usually you say them to people you actually know.

    And that voice ruins them too.

  10. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 10:13 am
    My friends and I do this all the time. :D
    Although, it`s usually 3:00 in the morning when the bars close, and we yell at all the drunks.
    ^o^

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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 10:25 am
    That looks fun!
  12. Profile photo of laim1991
    laim1991 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 10:49 am
    you dont have to mean a compliment bekll.

    btw i love your hair

  13. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 11:02 am
    "lol i want to do this but to my boyfriend in front of a ton of people and tell him " i drating want you in bed now!!...NAKED" xD"

    Yet another sex joke? Go away kid. Everyone knows you`re not a hot chick. You`re actually a braindead moron who tries too hard.

  14. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 11:04 am
    I used to yell out "Hey you dropped something!"

    Then watch as they looked around. This is much nicer.

  15. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 11:16 am
    "Your Parents Love You!"
    Heehee
  16. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 11:19 am
    My sister and I used to yell out rhubarb because it sounds very naughty when it`s being yelled at you.
  17. Profile photo of Phloid
    Phloid Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 11:24 am
    Effing hilarious. I must try the rhubarb thing.
  18. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 11:43 am
    He needs a bull horn.
  19. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    "your parents hate you.." :D
  20. Profile photo of CupOfSTFU
    CupOfSTFU Female 13-17
    162 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Ey! I play basketball, too!! >:O
  21. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    What`s with all these do-gooders today. I love it.
  22. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    lol that would still make me jump
  23. Profile photo of luvbug226
    luvbug226 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    I used to yell out "Hey you dropped something!"
    Then watch as they looked around. This is much nicer.


    LOL.....I think thats hilarious. I want to try this; yay for drive-bys!

  24. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3147 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    One time I bought my friends a pizza, after we ate we went to a grocery store and bought string cheese.
    We did drive-by eatings.

    Every time we would see a pedestrian we would slow the car down, look at the ped, and bite the cheese.

    Being around Christmas time, we did it to the nativity scene.

  25. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    HEY YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOUUU :)

    haha, good one :))))

  26. Profile photo of crowman25
    crowman25 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    i want a car now
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    I taught my kids to do a "Hi Mabel" and a "Tyre Panic" when they were 3 or 4, they still do it when we`re travelling. (Hi Mabel=pick target car, eg "next red one", when it comes everyone in car smiles, wvaes like mad, throws kisses etc as they pass, they spend next 2 weeks wondering who the hell that was, they obviously knew me well, am I getting that old and forgetful; Tyre Panic=draw alongside car on dual lane highway, passenger and kids point at rear tyre of car, make flat signals with their hands, point like mad and mouth words. Watch car pull over and person get out to check, works best in pouring rain).
  28. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    hmmm...when I read drive-by`s I thought of something else. Meh, this works too.
  29. Profile photo of Mariam67
    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    It would be much cooler if he didn`t have such a creepy voice.
  30. Profile photo of toria_x3
    toria_x3 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    hahaha the hey your parents love you part made me laugh so hard. if i was those people i would be so confused
  31. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    "You`re a smart kid!!!"
  32. Profile photo of sabrewolf03
    sabrewolf03 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Tire*
  33. Profile photo of gamergrl1018
    gamergrl1018 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    How is "I play basketball too" a compliment lol, that kid a creepy voice
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    This is the kind of thing that someone would be offended enough to sue for.
  35. Profile photo of CreamyLover
    CreamyLover Female 18-29
    84 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    It`s like England, drive by arguments..

    I DISAGREE! *speed!*

  36. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Sounds a bit like Adam Sandler.
  37. Profile photo of chendel
    chendel Female 13-17
    38 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    the voice kind of took away from the compliment, but it`s a good idea. i may try this.
  38. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    "the voice kind of took away from the compliment, but it`s a good idea. i may try this."
    agreed
  39. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    I remember when I was twelve. My mom never let me take the car out with my buddies though.
  40. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    When people drive by yelling at you, you have no idea what the drat they`re saying. So he just sounds like an irate retard to everyone he drove by no matter what he said.
  41. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    They shoulda done like a real drive by, like slow down a little so they can be heard, then speed off.
  42. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    lmfao! Awesome.
  43. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
    213 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    If some douche drives by and screams things at me, the first thing that comes across my mind is NOT a compliment. Cute idea, poor execution.
  44. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 20, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    use a megaphone, don`t sound like you`re really pissed at them, they prolly can`t even understand you.
  45. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 12:49 am
    you sound like a dumbass
  46. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 2:06 am
    "If some douche drives by and screams things at me, the first thing that comes across my mind is NOT a compliment."

    I believe thats the point. See they were expecting an insult but instead recieved a compliment. See what they did? See what they did there?

  47. Profile photo of walkr
    walkr Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 2:14 am
    10% of these people actually understood him
  48. Profile photo of OWNERS8
    OWNERS8 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 3:50 am
    I bet that redneck in that truck was waiting for this one..
  49. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 4:26 am
    "I believe thats the point. See they were expecting an insult but instead recieved a compliment. See what they did? See what they did there?"

    As I said before... I remember when I was twelve... Thank you for verifying my point.

  50. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 6:51 am
    haha someone shouted "your parents hate you" at me years ago when i was walking to school...
    it poo me up
    and i jumped xD
  51. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:24 am
    lol aww i think that was hilariously cute
  52. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:55 am
    haha, that`s funny.

    I`d be completely expecting the insult, and then realize it was nice.

  53. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    thats awesome XD
  54. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Still Retarded.
  55. Profile photo of kristen_kc10
    kristen_kc10 Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 23, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    hahaha
    i laughed..
    a lot.
    this is like something me and my friends would do.
  56. Profile photo of jessinurFACE
    jessinurFACE Female 13-17
    58 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 1:14 am
    your parents love you
    :)
  57. Profile photo of ornetta
    ornetta Female 13-17
    4 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    OMG!! loved it!!
  58. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    616 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    if someone screamed things at me, even if they were nice, itd still scare the bejeesus outta me

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