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Category: Funny
Date: 11/12/08 04:29 PM

102 Responses to Dog Malfunction

  1. Profile photo of Shufdog
    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Link: Dog Malfunction - This dog is clearly defective.
  2. Profile photo of itismeryanp
    itismeryanp Male 13-17
    4 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    ha thats funny
  3. Profile photo of 134hlm4n
    134hlm4n Male 13-17
    8 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    it doesnt look like thats whats making the noise...

    im not gonna be a naysayer, just a guesser, but in my eyes it seems like another audio track

  4. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    WTF?
  5. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    quick battery change should fix it...
  6. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    that dog is two advils away from going comsatose.
  7. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    breakbeat dog ftw
  8. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    O_O; Wow, that was quite funny and disturbing! XD
  9. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    ...W-what the f**k.

    Why is this dog tarding out to levels I have yet to comprehend?

  10. Profile photo of karenina
    karenina Female 13-17
    192 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Woah... sounds almost human.
  11. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    yeep, dog needs some med`s
  12. Profile photo of antman
    antman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    0-0 better send that one back to the shop.
    scairy
  13. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    ITS BROKEN. :(
  14. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    See what happens when you feed them after midnight?
  15. Profile photo of Normo
    Normo Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    THE funniest thing I`ve seen this month!
  16. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    I would`ve asked for a discount.
  17. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    this is rewind right?
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    karenina
    Female, 13-17, Midwest US
    226 Posts
    Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:44:25 PM
    Woah... sounds almost human.

    ===========================

    What humans have you been with?

  19. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    our dog does something similar when he gets excited. But because hes a german shepherd its not that fast :D

    damn yappy mutts

  20. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    I think that it`s just been sped up a bit, the dog was moving waay to fast.
  21. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    It`s like my mom when i forget to take out the trash >_>
  22. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    clearly.
  23. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    I want....To punt it..
  24. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    sounds like my ex
  25. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    I don`t sense any trickery. I think it`s just a crazy dog.
  26. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    i have to say, that made me laugh so hard.
  27. Profile photo of EmilyRose82
    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    ROFL What the heck is going on with that dog??

    You know those old toys you`d wind up to make them work, but if you over-wound them they`d go a little crazy? Same thing here apparently. Take the key away from the owner!

  28. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    "sounds like my ex"

    Ba dum dush

  29. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    Ahhh....I....al....most....died...laughing! What a funny little dog~
  30. Profile photo of Kilorien
    Kilorien Female 18-29
    100 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    That... is... creepy.
  31. Profile photo of GroundZero
    GroundZero Male 13-17
    56 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    Rabies?
  32. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    338 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    wtf..
  33. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    KILL IT!!!
  34. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    wth. lmao.
    it`s like it was trying to eat its own tongue.
  35. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    This video looks and sounds like it has been doctored. I call shenanigans!
  36. Profile photo of Demonplaya
    Demonplaya Male 13-17
    66 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    prolly got into the owners marijuana :P
  37. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    My dog does the same thing when you don`t pay attention to her!
  38. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    After the Elephant man video I half expected to see this dog`s head growing out of it`s arse.

    Definitely defective without a doubt though.

  39. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    Malfunction indeed.
  40. Profile photo of iSteal
    iSteal Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    yep. need to take that in for repairs
  41. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    I think a certain dog needs a slap. o_o
  42. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    That thing looks rabid! My dog will do this burp thing if she doesn`t get what she wants.
  43. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    i hope that dog has peanut butter in its mouth or something.. or something is seriously wrong with that dog hahhahaa
  44. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
    100 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    that dog must be on crack! what the douche!
  45. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    Nope, he`s mine. It`s just all other dogs that are broken.
  46. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    I hate ugly dogs
  47. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    TILT
  48. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    hmm...needs to be returned to the factory i´d say.
  49. Profile photo of IceKatana
    IceKatana Male 13-17
    130 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    LULZZ
  50. Profile photo of flodeen
    flodeen Female 18-29
    20 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    haha...sounds like hes barking backwards...cute...
  51. Profile photo of yes_finn
    yes_finn Male 18-29
    94 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    i hope the dog`s just a freak, and not in pain

    and @ Solid Cat:
    cats suck.

  52. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    Dangit, You`re supposed to use AAA batteries in that thing.. not 9-volt batteries.
  53. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    Haha, wow... it seems like it was fed helium.
  54. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    and once again, aliens fail at blending into human culture. poor, poor aliens
  55. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    110 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    Coffee beans, anyone?
  56. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    That doesn`t sound like a dog, just some person making silly noises inside of it. If someone put this dog on pcp, or whatever that drug they used on the cat in the youtube video is, that`d be hilarious. It`d be the same thing, except this time, the dog is falling over its-self, acting like gravity is pulling it towards a wall.
  57. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    kill it killit
  58. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    haha wtf
  59. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    KILL IIIIIIIIIT
  60. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    Roflsauce.
  61. Profile photo of Insanity_cow
    Insanity_cow Female 18-29
    145 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    and that`s why you should always childproof the cabinet with all the cleaning stuff
  62. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    where was this little guy in the post about the ugliest dog contest> this lil cretin wouldve won without a second place even getting handed out
  63. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    Shufdog... your title to the video made this shet HILARIOUS! wouldn`ta been funny w/o it...nice work
  64. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    His Brainious Calcatronic Synthasizer has gone bad... if its under warranty they`ll fix that hideousmut1000 no problem.
  65. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    Time to get the shotgun and head out to the woods for a little walk...
  66. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:00 am
    Some wiring problem there. New batteries maybe.
  67. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:31 am
    aw its trying to talk! lol
  68. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:57 am
    Maybe you should try resetting him.

    Or look at this for the troubleshooting page.

    Now siriously: that`s one strange dog...

  69. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 3:08 am
    Scared the sh*t out of me O.O
  70. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 3:54 am
    "This dog is clearly defective"

    Trade it in for credit.

  71. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 4:22 am
    hes high on crack
  72. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 4:26 am
    lol really?
  73. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 5:11 am
    shoot it. shoot it in the face!
  74. Profile photo of kaylangel
    kaylangel Female 18-29
    37 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 5:16 am
    that isn`t fixed, myself and my auntie have exactly the same breed of dog shown in the video which is an apricot poodle and 8 times out of ten they`d make that yowling noise rather than bark
    I`ll film it one day and post it up :)
  75. Profile photo of milosd90
    milosd90 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 6:25 am
    wtf, is he epileptic? :D
  76. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 6:44 am
    Ahhh! Kill it, kill it!
  77. Profile photo of Solovus
    Solovus Male 13-17
    24 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 7:05 am
    To fix it just reboot the dog...
  78. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 7:18 am
    return it to the store, and get your money back.
  79. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    CTRL ALT DEL
  80. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    ugh, i detest small Dogs!!! i want to run it over
  81. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    SMITE THAT UNHOLY THING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!
  82. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    haha i thought it was cute! :D
  83. Profile photo of JCP88
    JCP88 Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    oh my gosh its the cutest thing ever, i love it.
  84. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
  85. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    It looks like it has a paralyzed tongue
    Its like the Sylvester Stallone of dogs.
  86. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    November 13, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    L. M. F. A. O.

    That seriously made my day. lolololololol

  87. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 1:28 am
    They should send it back to the manufacturer.
  88. Profile photo of 123Superhero
    123Superhero Male 18-29
    70 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 7:12 am
    He makes a good point though...
  89. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 10:46 am
    why does it remind me of michael richards
  90. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 10:51 am
    I`d be doing the same thing if I had that haircut
  91. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    `I`d be doing the same thing if I had that haircut`

    Lmao.

    Is this going to be the new rickroll?

  92. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    sounds like my cat when she`s eating...
  93. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    EVRYONE SHUSH, it`s trying to talk to us!
  94. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    That thing is hideous...
  95. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    Yes, it`s still funny after the 11th time.
  96. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Small poodles are crazy.
  97. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 6:35 am
    go back to hell!
  98. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 9:46 am
    Grr, I told him that giving roger cocaine and filming it would wind up with it all over the internet.
  99. Profile photo of ridinhorses9
    ridinhorses9 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    Small dogs are so drating annoying.
  100. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    :-( aww poor baby...
    It`s old and missing some of its teeth... *sigh* Poor baby...
  101. Profile photo of goingforgold
    goingforgold Female 18-29
    19 posts
    November 17, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    I hope they feed this dog soft food...


    http://www.developmemory.com

  102. Profile photo of biblebasher
    biblebasher Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 19, 2008 at 7:44 am
    I think its trying to say something important!!

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