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Date: 11/14/08 08:00 AM

44 Responses to Create Your Own Channel 5 Documentary

  1. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 5:35 am
    Link: Create Your Own Channel 5 Documentary - One for the I-A-B Brits: Random Documentary titles that really could end up on the UK`s Channel 5
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    duckboy142 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:09 am
    wow im sure some of them have already been on FIVE but i never watch FIVE i mostly stick with the BBC for stuff like topgear and soon the f1
  3. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:09 am
    LOL. Epic. <3
  4. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:10 am
    "The Boy Who Smelled Like The Boy Who Hated The Child With 17 Brains."
  5. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:14 am
    hehe they could definitely work....
  6. Profile photo of CreweAlex
    CreweAlex Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:23 am
    I thin i saw "The Woman Who Killed The Girl Who Sacrificed Everything For The Woman With Two And A Half Stomachs", last week.:-D
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:28 am
    "the dinosaur that killed the woman with no brain " ......harsh !
  8. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:58 am
    XD best generator in thw world :] and what`s worse is the uk will find some truth behind each sentence :]
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 9:07 am
    "The man who gave birth to the woman with 6 noses"

    hahaha
    "The girl with 100 arms"
    That made me cackle. ahhaahah

  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 9:25 am
    I can`t wait for

    "The Man Who Gave Birth To The Man Who Sold The Girl Who Had No Arms"

    and

    "The Girl Who Loved The Boy Who Ate Everybody In The London Underground"

    My DVR is ready to go, bring them on!

  11. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 9:30 am
    Whoever made up those titles likes the number 6.
  12. Profile photo of KbtLuke
    KbtLuke Male 13-17
    120 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 9:35 am
    I was looking at this and it came up with a title that`s just plain sick: The Woman Who Blew Up In The London Underground. That`s just wrong, anyone agree?
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    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 9:50 am
    The Pencil Sharpener That Wrote A Song About The Girl Who Ate The Man Who Killed The Woman Who Ate Everybody In The Whole World
  14. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 9:51 am
    The Boy With 34 Billion Chins


    HOLY CHILD OBESITY, FATMAN

  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 9:59 am
    New member... welcome to I-A-B Crewe. Come on in, grab a cold one.
  16. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 10:22 am
    The Boy Who Loved The Woman Who Had No Brain
  17. Profile photo of Alkerath
    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 10:41 am
    The fuuny thing is, FIVE would actually show some of these.
    e.g:
    "The Child With Two And A Half Ears"
  18. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 10:57 am
    Don`t give Jerry Springer any more ideas.

  19. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 11:11 am
    The Boy Who`s Arms and Arse and Head fell off...........he he just kidding thats Frankie Boyle :D
  20. Profile photo of kaptink
    kaptink Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 11:21 am
    I thought it was going to be more Nazi documentary jokes
  21. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    "The Boy Who Ate Everybody In The Shopping Centre" hahaha
  22. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    "The Girl Who Ate The Man Who Loved The Girl Who Killed The Man Who Had No Head"

    lol

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    "The Cheeseburger That Killed The Boy Who Loved The Man With Three Skin Cells"

    O_o

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    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    "The Man That Loved the Woman Who Hypnotised The Dinosaur With 22 Bottoms"

    0o

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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    "The Man Who Gave Birth To The Child Who Cooked The Boy Who Loved The Child Who Ate The Man with No Nose."

    WHA???

  26. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    "the goose with no teeth"

    that made my day

  27. Profile photo of Gameguy001
    Gameguy001 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    "The Woman Who Gave Birth To The Girl With 34 Billion Teeth"

    XD

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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    "The Girl Who Gave Birth To The Photocopier With Twelve Thousand Hearts"

    Love it =D

  29. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    "The Pencil Sharpener That Loved The Girl Who Ate The Child Who Ate Everybody In The Sky"

    I`d watch that documentary in a heartbeat.

  30. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    "The Man Who Hated The Man Who Loved The Dog That Had No Arms"
    lol, oh yah, so not confusing.
  31. Profile photo of Fleuve
    Fleuve Female 18-29
    8 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    The Man Who Pwned The Countryside

    Pure awesomeness right there.:P

  32. Profile photo of Fleuve
    Fleuve Female 18-29
    8 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    sorry about the double post, but I just had to put this one.

    The Woman Who Got Married In The Sahara Desert
    and two rolls later
    The Man Who Died In The Sahara Desert

  33. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    All of mine are so boring.

    "The man who got married in the shopping centre"
    "The child with 5 fingers"
    "The woman who ate your toilet"

    I just got this one:
    "The woman who killed the woman who killed the woman in the sahara desert"

  34. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    Everything on Channel 5 is Killer Sharks or Argentinian footy =]
  35. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Here`s some spoof Channel 5 Documentary Trailers from Mitchell and Webb
    The boy with an arse for a face http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zIh18gWikS...

    The man with 19 penises
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IkwmPw54MZ...

  36. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    The Boy Who Killed The Girl Who Ate The Horse With Two And A Half Fingers

    The Woman Who Blew Up In The Street

    and

    The Man Who Had No Head

    Interesting.

  37. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    "The Man Who Hated The Woman Who Wrote A Song About The Man Who Gave Birth To The Boy Who Died In The Sahara Desert"

    and

    "The Tapir Who Got Married In Crouch End".

    Classic.

  38. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    167 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    "The Boy Who Ate The Whale That Gave Birth To The Boy Who Got Married In The Street"
  39. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    i got
    The Man Who Ate The Man Who Gave Birth To The Woman Who Ate The Boy With Five Arms
    but i rolled again and got
    The Dog That Gave Birth To The Man Who Blew Up In The Street
    which i think is better than the first one
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 14, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    Oh god I love UK documentaries, about boobs and tourettes and eating disorders.. these WOULD be true too.
  41. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 1:33 am
    "The Cat That Loved The Man Who Gave Birth To The Man Who Had No Head"
  42. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 1:39 am
    I`d expect these sort of shows to be on BBC3. No-one watches channel 5 anyway.
  43. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    November 15, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    "The Child Who Killed The Boy Who Killed The Girl Who Killed The Dog That Loved The Woman Who Got Married In The Yorkshire Dales"

    Yikes.

  44. Profile photo of Grumpdock
    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 8:36 am
    Channel five fails so much it`s crazy how it is actually part of the terrestrial channels in the UK

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