Create Your Own Channel 5 Documentary

Submitted by: OcelotUK 8 years ago in Funny
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One for the I-A-B Brits: Random Documentary titles that really could end up on the UK"s Channel 5
There are 44 comments:
Male 317
Channel five fails so much it`s crazy how it is actually part of the terrestrial channels in the UK
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Male 544
"The Child Who Killed The Boy Who Killed The Girl Who Killed The Dog That Loved The Woman Who Got Married In The Yorkshire Dales"

Yikes.

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Male 382
I`d expect these sort of shows to be on BBC3. No-one watches channel 5 anyway.
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Male 1,557
"The Cat That Loved The Man Who Gave Birth To The Man Who Had No Head"
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Female 15,763
Oh god I love UK documentaries, about boobs and tourettes and eating disorders.. these WOULD be true too.
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Male 325
i got
The Man Who Ate The Man Who Gave Birth To The Woman Who Ate The Boy With Five Arms
but i rolled again and got
The Dog That Gave Birth To The Man Who Blew Up In The Street
which i think is better than the first one
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Female 166
"The Boy Who Ate The Whale That Gave Birth To The Boy Who Got Married In The Street"
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Male 292
"The Man Who Hated The Woman Who Wrote A Song About The Man Who Gave Birth To The Boy Who Died In The Sahara Desert"

and

"The Tapir Who Got Married In Crouch End".

Classic.

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Male 1,078
The Boy Who Killed The Girl Who Ate The Horse With Two And A Half Fingers

The Woman Who Blew Up In The Street

and

The Man Who Had No Head

Interesting.

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Male 759
Here`s some spoof Channel 5 Documentary Trailers from Mitchell and Webb
The boy with an arse for a face http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zIh18gWikS...

The man with 19 penises
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IkwmPw54MZ...

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Male 374
Everything on Channel 5 is Killer Sharks or Argentinian footy =]
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Male 670
All of mine are so boring.

"The man who got married in the shopping centre"
"The child with 5 fingers"
"The woman who ate your toilet"

I just got this one:
"The woman who killed the woman who killed the woman in the sahara desert"

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Female 8
sorry about the double post, but I just had to put this one.

The Woman Who Got Married In The Sahara Desert
and two rolls later
The Man Who Died In The Sahara Desert

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Female 8
The Man Who Pwned The Countryside

Pure awesomeness right there.:P

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Male 1,086
"The Man Who Hated The Man Who Loved The Dog That Had No Arms"
lol, oh yah, so not confusing.
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Female 165
"The Pencil Sharpener That Loved The Girl Who Ate The Child Who Ate Everybody In The Sky"

I`d watch that documentary in a heartbeat.

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Female 1,071
"The Girl Who Gave Birth To The Photocopier With Twelve Thousand Hearts"

Love it =D

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Male 41
"The Woman Who Gave Birth To The Girl With 34 Billion Teeth"

XD

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Female 678
"the goose with no teeth"

that made my day

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Male 626
"The Man Who Gave Birth To The Child Who Cooked The Boy Who Loved The Child Who Ate The Man with No Nose."

WHA???

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Male 489
"The Man That Loved the Woman Who Hypnotised The Dinosaur With 22 Bottoms"

0o

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Male 2,395
"The Cheeseburger That Killed The Boy Who Loved The Man With Three Skin Cells"

O_o

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Female 1,006
"The Girl Who Ate The Man Who Loved The Girl Who Killed The Man Who Had No Head"

lol

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Female 449
"The Boy Who Ate Everybody In The Shopping Centre" hahaha
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Male 128
I thought it was going to be more Nazi documentary jokes
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Male 85
The Boy Who`s Arms and Arse and Head fell off...........he he just kidding thats Frankie Boyle :D
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Female 913
Don`t give Jerry Springer any more ideas.

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Female 143
The fuuny thing is, FIVE would actually show some of these.
e.g:
"The Child With Two And A Half Ears"
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Female 497
The Boy Who Loved The Woman Who Had No Brain
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Male 12,138
New member... welcome to I-A-B Crewe. Come on in, grab a cold one.
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Male 274
The Boy With 34 Billion Chins


HOLY CHILD OBESITY, FATMAN

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Male 274
The Pencil Sharpener That Wrote A Song About The Girl Who Ate The Man Who Killed The Woman Who Ate Everybody In The Whole World
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Male 120
I was looking at this and it came up with a title that`s just plain sick: The Woman Who Blew Up In The London Underground. That`s just wrong, anyone agree?
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Female 360
Whoever made up those titles likes the number 6.
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Male 11,740
I can`t wait for

"The Man Who Gave Birth To The Man Who Sold The Girl Who Had No Arms"

and

"The Girl Who Loved The Boy Who Ate Everybody In The London Underground"

My DVR is ready to go, bring them on!

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Female 2,220
"The man who gave birth to the woman with 6 noses"

hahaha
"The girl with 100 arms"
That made me cackle. ahhaahah

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Female 374
XD best generator in thw world :] and what`s worse is the uk will find some truth behind each sentence :]
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Male 762
"the dinosaur that killed the woman with no brain " ......harsh !
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Male 76
I thin i saw "The Woman Who Killed The Girl Who Sacrificed Everything For The Woman With Two And A Half Stomachs", last week.:-D
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Male 1,148
hehe they could definitely work....
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Male 533
"The Boy Who Smelled Like The Boy Who Hated The Child With 17 Brains."
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Female 579
LOL. Epic. <3
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Male 47
wow im sure some of them have already been on FIVE but i never watch FIVE i mostly stick with the BBC for stuff like topgear and soon the f1
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Male 85
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