Brave New Obamaian World

Submitted by: opiebreath 8 years ago in Funny
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Everything is happy, happy, happy. What could possibly go wrong?
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Male 2,056
@Ace-G

yeah, okay. whatever puts you to sleep at night...
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Female 275
har har har Ace-G....Borck was pretty hot for an anime character though!

i wonder what aldous huxley would say if he saw this?

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Male 103
But Obama breeds Pokémon amirite

Brock Obama?

Get it?

I`m the funniest man on Earth.

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Male 1,361
haha, i beileve the cancer part tho..
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Male 944
Awsome
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Female 244
No! NO! Don`t make me go! DON`T MAKE ME GO`!
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Female 416
Jesus Crist!! he means Barrack Obama
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Female 446
O_O dat was scary.
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Male 285
so was this pro obamaians makin fun of themselves or not? .. its was jus ok tho .. i expectd more
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Female 275
I didn`t make any pro-Obama statements. I merely pointed out the comporting of this site`s administrator as `unbiased` and how the evidence is contrary to that.

Mostly, I`m tired of people not being up front about their positions.

You guys are desperate for a sense of individuality.

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Male 12,138
vv "I have always wondered just how restrained you have to be. I bet there are times when you just want to go off and throw caution to the wind, eh?"

Splurby mate, you have no idea...

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Male 4,867
this vid could be iterpreted as either pro obsms, he has made the world a perect place

or anti obama, no-one has their own views.

either way it was funny

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Female 2,672
hehehe
look at you ppl getting worked, up its menna be a joke (the post not election, well actualy...)
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Male 2,796
Davymid: "...Given the political eggshells we have to walk on..."

I have always wondered just how restrained you have to be. I bet there are times when you just want to go off and throw caution to the wind, eh?

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Female 5,139
-facepalms at this whole thread-
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Male 516
im for obama and i thought it was funny...
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Male 12,138
vv "This website is clearly anti-Obama."

Umm, are you drunk? This website is anti-boredom. I ain`t no American, but personally I`m for Obama all the way, and there`s a pretty good mix of Obama and McCain supporters among the site Admins/Mods. Given the political eggshells we have to walk on, I think there`s a fairly good balance here when it comes to posts.

Anyways, I personally didn`t interpret this post as being particularly Anti-Obama... maybe that`s just me. I just thought it was funny and boredom-relieving: isn`t that the point?

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Male 10,338
Lol. Hurry all OBomber supporters! Get angry at a joke against your savior!
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Male 1,086
haha, parodies.
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Male 5,194
Lame. Talentless conservatives try satire and fail, as usual.
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Female 23
I-A-oBamamize
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Male 85
"This website is clearly anti-Obama."

As it should be.

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Male 777
Psh! Sounds like a great world as far as I`m concerned. Probably won`t last, but I`ll enjoy it while it does.
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Male 639
-Jesus Christ?
-Barrack Obama.
-Ohhhh.
*FACE* <-----Best part by far. I lol`ed.
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Male 8,302
> cagel
> This website is clearly anti-Obama

ROFL I`m not American but that made me LMFAO! The rest of us have been reading about Obama on IAB for so many weeks we see him in our sleep now, and almost everyone on IAB has been talking for weeks as if Obama is ALREADY President. If you think the site is anti-Obama, I think you`ve not been reading much or reading through a very slanted mirror :-)

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Male 196
Cannot see whats supposed to be wrong about the movie. It describes a perfect world where they have taken care of all the worlds evils, from Cancer to Jesus, except baseball obviously. That should have been the first thing for Obama to fix. Still, a great place to live.
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Female 275
This website is clearly anti-Obama.

And I know fancylad claims otherwise, but the number of satirical and negative posts regarding Obama are in far far greater number than those regarding McCain.

It`s all fine and well to use your website as a wall for your political musings, but at least freaking admit that you`re biased. Otherwise you`re just Fox News.

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Male 1,788
This is Obama`s new ad. He just invented a time machine and went into the future. You don`t know it, but that was actual footage.
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Male 69
What? No narration by Rod Serling?
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Male 2,553
Lol that was awesome. Hmm needs more fluff though.
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Male 89
well guess I have to vote for obama now
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Male 342
What? No rainbows and unicorns? This movie is so inaccurate.
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Male 2,245
v v amen
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Male 503
pfft, cure for cancer is over rated. they can already regrow organs, and it will be availible for the public in less time than 2015. smoke up!
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Male 10,440
Sounds like the perfect future!! YEAAH! I`m in man! I`m SO in! I`m not American, damn!!
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Male 185
I don`t believe that all Obama supporters are like that... to be frank, I think more McCain rally`s show more similar characteristics to a Nazi rally simply because of his generality and use of catch phrases, I mean, honestly neither candidate is good, but at least Obama has told me what he plans to do in office. McCain has said very little in terms of what he plans to do in office, and so therefore I`d rather vote for Obama, that and I don`t think that Palin is qualified to be president in the event that McCain dies, which is likely given his age and health condition.

Can I just write in Ron Paul on the ballot? Cause that`s who I really want for president. I don`t care if he didn`t get the republican nomination. What kind of democracy makes us choose between two pooty candidates when there are better ones out there?

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Male 674
Hmm, all that`s left to do is invent soma... oh wait, that`s called prozac... Nevermind, carry on

Please let me know when these government mandated orgy parties start up...

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Male 534
ok
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Male 1,853
Then by YW`s own profile, we must eradicate him. Tough luck. I assure you we (well, at least I) won`t miss you, YOUREWINNER.
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Male 1,162
>>thats what worries me about Obama...all of Hitler`s supporters thought he was a wonderful person but look how he ended up<<

Thats what worries me about McCain...all of Hitler`s supporters thought he was a wonderful person but look how he ended up.

Thats what worries me about Nintendo...all of Hitler`s supporters thought he was a wonderful person but look how he ended up.

Thats what worries me about George W B-nah too easy.

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Male 2,796
Are Trolls monorities?? Yes... yes I do believe so.
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Male 1,853
Trying to read YOUREWINNER`s posts make my head hurt...but from what I read, I gathered that he is indeed a troll, and a bad one at that.
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Male 291
oops sorry (Replace sure with cure) forgot to proof read
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Male 291
i don`t mean to rant but this is how it seems all Obama supporters believe Obama is. They praise him like he is the sure for all of life`s problems. I don`t mean to go in depth to all of my political views but thats what worries me about Obama...all of Hitler`s supporters thought he was a wonderful person but look how he ended up...it just makes me wonder if Obama has a lot of the US "hypnotized" into liking him.
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Female 237
It`s funny cuz its true.
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Male 1,162
I want to live in that world. Where`s that effing Twilight Zone door!
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Male 534
how hard is it for people to just make comments on the brave new obamian world video???
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Male 2,313
YOUREWINNER, you may be the weirdest troll I`ve ever come across.
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Male 534
if you want also stay on topic
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Male 423
how am i not making sense? here is an example to clarify hopefully. say for example 80% straight people 20% gay/bisexual people/ect ... would that 20% not be a minority? and the quote on your profile "eradicate all minorities, vote mccain" kinda contradicts your sexuality, does it not?
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Male 287
...Are you seriously asking me to re-type that?
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Male 534
what
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Male 287
I think it`s funny how you think you`re making perfect sense when you`re not, and when everyone else really is making perfect sense, you say they`re not.

Oh, Irony.

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Male 534
nocash youre not making any sense at all
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Male 2,313
We can only hope.
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Male 423
@ YOUREWINNER, "eradicate all minorities." your sexuality as i am led to believe by your profile is bisexual, which is of course fine by me, but wouldn`t being bisexual put you in a minority in a population of mostly straight people? are you going to eradicate yourself?
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Male 2,313
You`re still a douche.
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Male 534
but im older than twelve?????????????
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Male 2,313
I was just trying to slyly suggest the YOUREWINNER should just kind of go away.
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Male 287
It warms my heart when we get 12 year olds on IAB.

(@YOUREWINNER)

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Male 1,254
There is only one possible way to make sense of this forum. Only one...


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Male 928
Hahaha brilliant!
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Male 534
stupid idea also this video is funny and is edgy satire showing how obama supporters put a little too much faith in him i chuckled it was a quality video even though i`ve seen it before also hahahanerd that was pretty clever what you pointed out you should be a lawyer?
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Male 2,313
Can I put forth the proposition that IAB put into effect a voting system where a 90% vote removes a user? Because I have one in mind and I`m pretty sure it would pass.
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Male 534
am one what

stay on topic, especially you staff members

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Female 523
oooo sorry but it seems YOURELOSER
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OOHHHH BURNN
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Male 2,796
Gosh and I thought people hated me... YOUREWINNER... you truly are one... you know?

Love,

Splurby

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Male 534
sweet trophy where do you get those pictures
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Male 8,302
> YOUREWINNER
> don`t decapitate dogs because that`s animal cruelty in the united states of america and your precious obama does not care about you enough to let you out

That doesn`t even make sense dude... not that I`m saying the rest of your posts DO... I`ve been sitting here thinking "C`mon guys he`s a fellow IAB`er, no bitchfighting and bagging out..." but honestly, get near topic and near sense at least, dude...

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Male 534
youreloser that`s not even grammatically correct
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Female 523
Well that`s true YOUREWINNER, but it`s also cruel to be a neonazi and make people want to bash their heads into walls.

Also, I hereby dedicate this to you.

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Male 534
don`t decapitate dogs because that`s animal cruelty in the united states of america and your precious obama does not care about you enough to let you out
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Male 70
awesome, this is going on digg
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Female 523
Duckboy... no. I doubt that any president, even governor polarbear, could drat up a country that bad. Presidents deal more with foreign policy, if you`re worried about laws concerning this country, pay more attention to congress. Presidents can only veto bills, they don`t make laws.
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Male 3,620
Yeaaah, that will never happen... either candidate... ever.

No, a true Obamaian world would be everyone in poverty, not being able to afford anything... but don`t worry, we`ll live longer because of free health care... we`ll live longer in poverty because there is no money... considering "middle class" starts at around $80,000 a year...

In my area middle class starts at $35,000. $80k is upper class.

Do yourselves a favor (if you can vote) don`t vote for Obama. Now I`m not saying to vote for McCain, just don`t vote for Obama.

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Male 281
<< Changes mind and go`s to fire up the grill.
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Female 523
YOUREWINNER makes me want to bite of the heads of puppies.

I don`t know why.

But LACK OF PROPER GRAMMAR AND BAD USE OF CAPS LOCK MAY BE AT HAND.

*slaps* *snapsnapsnapsnap*

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Male 281
Dammit Davy, Now im hungry and too lazy to cook.
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Male 534
awesome that`s pretty funny
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Male 8,302
Male 1,149
Yay for higher taxes!
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Male 534
also my pic is ayanami rei prettiest girl in the universe
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Male 534
that`s also not funny because demotivartors are not funny
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Male 534
demotivators gained popularity via 4chan stupid now it`s become a pooty old dead beaten horse
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Male 8,302
> Davy

Don`t want to hit-whore, but that McDumbalds burger there reminded me of a post I did a few years ago on my blog (when I bothered DOING my blog) about "McStunt Burgers" and the difference between the "advertising" burgers and the ones you actually get when you buy one... here is a link to my old blog.

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Male 1,078
Llamaz, you fool! Demotivational posters are from our archnemesis: (no not winner) Ebaum!

I still laughed though (don`t hurt me!)

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Male 168
omg hilarious
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Female 78
Haha. "Jesus Christ? Barack Obama."
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Male 338
Lastly, dear davymid:

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Male 1,078
That actually sounds ok...

Sure, we`ll all be brainwashed by Obama, but hey:

100$ for a 7 year coma, world peace, and 10 cent gas (wait but gas will run out...)

And YOUREWINNER is actually serious? So he thinks Mccain`s a neonazi and he is a neonazi himself?

Let me tell you something buddy: Whites aren`t going to be the majority after 2022 (projected at least) I don`t have a problem with white people, I`m just saying this to piss off Winner, btw.

/Rant

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Male 122
I laughed, hard.
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Male 338
No, I really believe that YOUREWINNER is really that stupid.
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Male 8,302
> opiebreath
> What could possibly go wrong?

Proposed Constitutional Amendment 2009.01 - "The Payback Act - Reintroduction of slavery with whites in the slave role, to see how those dang Honkies like it"

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Male 1,765
Also, yourewinner`s pic is freaking me out.
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Male 1,765
Goddamn! I thought yourewinner was being sarcastic with that thing in his profile! I didn`t expect such idiocy from IAB.
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Male 338
Also, the continuation ("eradicate all minorities vote mccain") from YOUREWINNER`s profile shows that he somehow believes that McCain is some kind of Nazi-esque killing machine (which, of course, he is not) and, for some reason, would suport a Nazi-esque killing machine if one were to run for president.
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Male 338
Sixclaws13, thanks for bringing that up. It really shows that YOUREWINNER is a very confused 13-17 year old. I`m assuming his idol is Hitler, even though he probably doesn`t understand that Hitler would probably kill him.
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Male 2,313
I would just like to humbly point out that YOUREWINNERs profile says "eradicate all minorities" and then describes his sexual orientation as bisexual.
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Female 15,763
I can toast to that, Grass.

Though I`m glad I haven`t developed the ulcer I thought I would. Whoo!

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Male 1,029
Sweet. That guy looked like Bruce Campbell.
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Male 88
Hourray for the election being over soon and hourray for bad spelling!
but mostly for the election being over!
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Male 12,138
maneaterx3, on YOUREWINNER`s FREE DOME comment, like I said, he apparently suffers from some form of internet tourettes, so it`s not funny to laugh. Shame one you (see what I did there?)

I`ve mixed it up with the boy in the past, such as here

Yourewinner, a personal message when you finally read this: Maybe your unique personal skillz are in more demand over at Ebaumsworld? I`m sure you`d fit right in.

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Male 2,028
Domes are beautiful, especially those on Mosques. I have yet to see one in person.
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Female 602
What`s this about free domes? :-)
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Male 338
"...so you all can have FREEDOME" - YOUREWINNER

FREEDOME is such a beautiful thing ALONG WITH CAPS LOCK AND GRAMMER AND SPLLING CRRECTLY.

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Male 575
I am so sick of politics.
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Male 762
Then in 4 years time i can have every media device i own filled with all this spooge again ! YAY screw this im going to go get drunk l8rz ya`ll !!!
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Female 488
Where can I get a free dome? I`ve always wanted a free dome.
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Male 1,404
United States, whats that?

4 years of either one of these guy`s, we will be voting for a different President.

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Male 386
opie made me lol with the one-liner Ha Cha Cha!

But seriously, getting back to politics; How do you feel about women`s rights ? Personally I like either side of them.

Zing!

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Male 2,028
Hey! I kan sppeel freydom!
its speled F-R-A-E-Y-D-U-M-M
Phriedam. There. I ar smaert, and im in teh 17-13 age grupp/!
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Male 1,153
lolsies
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Male 3,819
Well thank god YOURE is in the 13-17 bracket.

You aren`t allowed to discuss politics until you learn how to spell freedom. It`s an unwritten rule.

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Male 12,138
Damn Gandhi. You`re right though, I should fine-tune my comments before I just post it and see how it looks... Someone`s always watching.
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Male 2,703
reminds me of the Simpsons treehouse of horror when ned was supreme ruler of the earth (the toaster episode).
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Male 762
OMG i cant wait for this damn election to be over , ITS AFFECTING MY WHOLE LIFE AND I DONT GIVE ONE ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Male 2,028
Davy, I love how I always catch you fine-tuning your comments while you`re in the middle of it.
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Male 12,138
vv "ummm... come again?"

splurby buddy, don`t mind yourewinner. Best I can reckon (not just from this thread, a previous gem he posted was "jesus will truly rise january 20 2009 with vice president sarah palin"), he suffers from some kind of Internet Tourettes.

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Male 9,305
Opie is on the wit wagon! XD
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Male 2,422
lol Opie
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Female 15,763
That`s what she said.

HA-CHA-CHA! I`m here all night!

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Male 2,796
OOOH!!! OOH!!! OPIE!!!! Do me next!!!
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Male 2,796
"make the right choice america. the choice that almost died face down in the vietnamese muck so you all can have FREEDOME"

ummm... come again?

Am I to think we shall all have free domes soon? Sign me up!! :)

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Female 15,763
Aaaaaaand...

BANG!

The posters are off! Coming up on first we have an Obama nay-sayer, Youre, who fears this story coming to truth. Oh but coming up on his coattails is Nido with a clever metaphor! Around the corner they go and we see Coffee, confidently stating her opinion.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, the political debate race is off to a fantastic start! Don`t forget to place your bets at the kiosk to the right of the hot dog stand, thank you everyone for coming out today.

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Male 2,796
LoL

That got a laugh out of me which is a lot to say since I despise the man. What`s funny is some of these cool-aid drinkers actually believe this is what this man can do. So dumb...

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Male 772
The ending was funnier than most of the video

Though it makes you wonder, what would it be like for a USA team to go head-to-head with the Iraq team in baseball? Hmm...

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Female 1,008
That was so creepy.
I still support Obama.
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Male 9,305
Yourewinner: I`m sorry but I really don`t see the connection of "I was tortured so that means I`m a good leader."

I fall down and skin my knee doesn`t really translate to better chess moves.

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Male 868
Obama, for the win.
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Male 3,014
That was absolutely hilarious.

Incidentally, have you worshipped our lord and master Barack Obama today?

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Male 2,028
Ha, OBAMA CURES CANCER.
A little too happy for my tastes, thank you very much.
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Female 4,028
Haha! Okay...
If the world was like that... that would be a little strange.
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Male 534
this could happen on january 20th

make the right choice america. the choice that almost died face down in the vietnamese muck so you all can have FREEDOME

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Male 2,076
ROFL
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Female 587
Jesus Christ??...
Barack Obamaaaa
XD
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Male 5,620
lmao! This was great!!
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Male 764
LOL
no thanks
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Male 386
sign me up.
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Male 533
ROFL!

I wish...

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Female 15,763
Link: Brave New Obamaian World [Rate Link] - Everything is happy, happy, happy. What could possibly go wrong?
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