Bedroom Dance Failure

Submitted by: DeFxZ459 8 years ago in Funny

The train to Failsville has just left the station.
There are 145 comments:
Male 965
Build up was totally worth it
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Male 85
i approve. i approve.
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Male 123
"The short description of this entry, "The train to Failsville has just left the station" implies that she _missed_ the train to Failsville. You fail at your attempt to be intarnet savvy/snarky."

The fail here is you, attempting to sound intelligent.
Even your analysis of the analogy fails, just because the "Train left the station" doesn`t imply she missed it.

I`m betting $5 DiePSpolice deletes his own post within an hour. You guys?

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Female 1,436
omg Hungwell`s comment just made me fall out of my chair laughing! well played sir, well played!!!!!!!!
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Male 153
That vid was almost as funny as Hungwell`s comment.
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Female 917
Omg that was hilarious.
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Male 600
I was about to give up on I-A-B after watching the "Total Eclipse of the Heart" video and half of this... But the last three seconds makes me warm and evil on the inside.
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Male 2,553
that... was just an awesome failure that made my monday better. She made me think of the star wars kid too.
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Male 410
DiePS your attempt to sound intelligent and hip also fails because nobody cares. Please kill yourself. That is all
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Male 493
The short description of this entry, "The train to Failsville has just left the station" implies that she _missed_ the train to Failsville. You fail at your attempt to be intarnet savvy/snarky.

Perhaps you meant: "Welcome to Failsville; population: You." or "This train has reached the Failsville station. The next exit is Youtube." Unfortunately, both of those also fail for trying too hard to be clever.

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Male 4,004
All aboard the fail train!

Epic Failure.

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Female 230
Sauce of epic fail.
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Male 330
that is all
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Male 330
I did not type poo. i typed s h i t
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Male 330
Even if it is fake it was well executed and funny as poo.
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Male 476
idk looks set up
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Male 548
lololololololol
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Male 426
that`s what i would do if i tried to dance...maybe she and i were meant for one another...blah...curse the gods.
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Male 301
well...
looks fake to me
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Male 868
Oh man! EVERYTHING got destroyed! That`s hilarious!
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Female 360
why does everyone insist on calling everything fake? it looked like her pulling the shade off was her attempt at a recovery.

lol I cracked up.

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Male 266
This is what happens when you dance to bad music
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Male 848
FAIL!
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Male 564
Fake? Wow, somebody must be very determined to be known on the internet to shatter their own ceiling lamp.
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Male 301
It looked so fake when she grabbed the courtain and fall down
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Male 2,199
oh god the shame... shes making us Lithuanians look bad...
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Female 15,763
Hey guys, try and stay on topic, eh?

There`s an Open Forum if you want to go chat.

In fact we`d all like you there, haha.

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Male 9,305
sallreen! Oh sallreen!

You contubulous shnunk! You contibulous blook! We do not appreciate your spammificating and advertisilating!

You anger the posters! You infuriate the mods! You make the administrator all kaput up in shnods!

Take your spammifications! Take every last one!
We do not want you here! We want you gone, gone, GONE!


(Sorry, I`m in a Suess kick.)

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Male 2,028
Oh my god, it`s a spammer.
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Male 9,305
I know it is slowy, and the posts aren`t posty...

But Out! Out! Out! That CAT should not BE here while your MOTHER is out!

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Female 260
AWSOME
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Male 2,028
I said it before and I`ll say it again. Sobii has an awesome/cute/amazing/kawaii picture, and now Neagle joins her.
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Female 15,763
It wasn`t in English and I could still tell she has no friends.

Loser is universal.

...So are problems of the inner-ear.

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Male 1,182
hahahahahha
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Female 264
oh damn neagle nice pic
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Female 264
hahahahahahaha
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Male 1,404
Do it again!
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Female 340
worth it
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Male 2,028
NO!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!
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Male 788
Madness? This is SPARTAAA!
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Male 388
fake
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Male 473
THIS....THIS IS MADNESS!
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Male 1,091
I know what u talkin bout gandhi... every1 thought fancy was dead, people were concerned and posts went up by the thousands...

Our testament to that horrible day: The I-A-B-Is-Down Panic Forum

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Male 2,028
Hell, I hope this doesn`t turn into the old Bodybuilding Monstrosities link all over again. If anyone was here before summer, you probably know what I`m saying.
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Male 544
quick its a sign.. to the peter copter
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Male 762
Oh good so im not the only one thats noticed , ah well if IABs down gives me a chance to actually get some work done for once
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Male 544
ok who broke the site.... i-a-v hasnt updated in 25 hrs
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Female 1,134
wow i`m going to call staged on that one. :-|
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Male 265
Wow I was waiting and waiting, and then WHAM right at the end. She boarded the fail train just as it was departing.
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Male 1,853
As for the link flow, we may have a shortage again, is everyone submitting stuff? I know I did, but it wasn`t really heartfelt...I was delirious at the time, honest. >_>


My guess is that we moved back to the bundle of posts every 12 hours or so...or maybe Fancylad died.

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Female 10
LOOOOOOOOOL . woow .
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Male 9,305
As for the link flow, we may have a shortage again, is everyone submitting stuff? I know I did, but it wasn`t really heartfelt...I was delirious at the time, honest. >_>
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Male 1,029
Damn! And they just zing you with the blast of failure at the end.
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Male 512
All aboard the fail train! And for those eagerly watching, the roflcopter is just now landing :P
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Male 353
Failue ensues at :26. LOLZ, people like this who tape themselves... You know kids, it it always gonna end up on the Internet.
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Female 4,197
lol TheSharpest

the thought of a drunken chimp at the computer has made my day xD

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Male 438
ive never seen so much fail in one sitting
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Male 3,296
fail all the way thru
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Male 311
I just cried
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Male 18
Why no new uploads?
I keep checking and nothings has come up all day.
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Male 1,764
"why do you have to be an ass?"

So I`m not the only one! All of her comments are incredibly stupid, and at times I wonder if it really is a human typing that nonsense or some sort of drunken chimpanzee. A really stupid chimpanzee that is, one with no sense of grammar/spelling. She tries to be funny but always fails miserably.

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Male 1,837
i saw the lamp comming. but wtf with teh bed sheets? O.o
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Male 1,036
Wow, what an end, and what a bad song to break on. Wtf!
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Male 1,129
HAHAHAHA thats what that b*tch gets
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Male 928
It was pretty fail even before the glorious finale.
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Female 687
HAHA, omfg in the middle i was like
this doesn`t have much fail...:/

And then the end it just made it that much funnier. xD

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Female 4,197
"ew. and haa she was a bitch pretending to be black niggaaass"

why do you have to be an ass?

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Male 2,238
yeah... That`s not fake
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Male 9,305
Tdogg111: Oh I`m no stranger to kitchen disasters like that, she must have wanted to cry. ; ;

Video: What language is that again?

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Male 544
why?
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Male 473
hahahahaha thats the second thing that made my day! The first was when my freind spent all day making this pie for a class, then as soon as she got it out of the oven she dropped it
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Female 23
She`s a really good dancer though, I mean before that whole kicking the light bulb thing.
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Male 1,204
"The horrible attempt at making it look like it was being streamed by adding some (way too clean-cut) pixelation/digital static was an instant giveaway."

Yeah, why would a camera do that the second she hit the light? I GUESS some power shortages may have occured because of a light being disconnected, but does that really cause pixalage...

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Male 1,204
lol... after kicking a lightbulb, do people really react by grabbing at anything and EVERYTHING they can?
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Male 2,076
wow. i thought it was funny before she kicked out the lightbulb. rofl :-D
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Female 350
oh mann , hahahahahahaa. I needed that laugh.
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Male 756
"Check this out"

Okaaaaaay.

XD

Wowzers.

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Male 194
AHHHHHahahahaha!!

Right before that happaned i was like "Wtf is she gonna break something or not?"

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Male 485
moojuiceman, i was thinking that too
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Male 175
that was funny
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Male 924
well it looked like a set up to me, she kicked the lgiht right in the middle and sat down, however, still in shock from that she managed to get up towards the camera and pull the curtain, WHILST perfectly sweeping the desk...

still hilarious though

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Female 2,044
lol, woww what an idiott XD
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Male 100
[email protected] while Failing to be cool is Fail!
I lol`d
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Male 2,422
lol I loved the "check this out" that was great.
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Male 364
God, people who think that dancing like that makes them looks `street` and `cool` deserve to have their humilimating, inevitable failure broadcast to the masses!
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Female 143
Oh man.

One of the few times I actually lol`d.

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Male 1,164
yeah wasnt good dancing anyways
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Male 1,256
I can`t tell if she`s a dancer or a walking Rube Goldberg Machine.
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Male 610
at first, i thought it was just the stupid dancing. who the heck-monkeys dances like that?
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Male 3,477
Stupid transcends all language barriers
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Male 1,764
Looks staged...
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Male 1,091
hahaha loved the part when she said `profesionalno` and then destroys her room!
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Male 762
Pretty slow day for new links , hasn`t been any all day !
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Male 679
Haha.... fake.

The horrible attempt at making it look like it was being streamed by adding some (way too clean-cut) pixelation/digital static was an instant giveaway.

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Male 772
Staged demonstration or Murphy`s Law
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Male 108
That`s why we don`t do... whatever that was.
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Female 2,672
stoopid lady
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Male 712
After all these links about sex, I was let down after "bedroom dance" was in-fact a dance.
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Male 437
obviously fake
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Female 2,026
pff...set up
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Male 404
"ew. and haa she was a bitch pretending to be black niggaaass"
thats really offensive.. i suggest you delete it before a mod catches on...
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Male 593
I have located this womens new and cleverly new dance act , watch and enjoy:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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Female 4,447
I thought it said "Ballroom dance failure" at first, which also would have been funny.
What a tool.
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Male 593
Another white female who finaly learns that rhythm is not a natural ability ,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH , BREATHE , HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!
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Female 28
lmfao, break-dancing
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Female 2,258
I thought the dancing itself was pretty failtastic... but then she kicked that light and the fail got intense.
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Male 2,172
She/he kicked the light way up there... I will restrain myself from laughing. I dont want any ninja-related trouble.
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Male 1,232
I felt really uncomfortable watching that. Then she kicked the lamp. And I just f`n lol`d like crazy.

How the hell did this even get on the internet? Who posted it on?

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Male 53
Whats that guitar looking like thing on the sofa?


Oh and LOL

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Male 2,788
That was funnier for me because she was really annoying and her dance moves are gay.
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Female 540
ahahhaah! wow...... did she really have to take the curtain and the crap on her desk with her?
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Male 1,685
dummy
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Female 738
That was great. Real or not, hilarious.
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Female 282
hehe that was funny to me.
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Female 1,690
rofl, that was really great because she was realy annoying. hahaha, she was all over the place. And what was she speaking? Portuguese? ... or something like it...idk. either way that was hilarious. XD
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Female 462
I loled so hard.
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Male 737
if you pause repeatedly at the end, you can actually see her 1) aim for the light, 2)fake the "flailing arms," 3) reach for and grab the curtain, and 4)sweep it over the desk. Like I said, funny, but fake.
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Male 737
yeah... fake. Funny, but fake.
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Male 137
I was thinking "This is stupid" And then - SMASH, BANG, BOOM! HaHaHa! :)
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Female 2,289
Oh my gooooddd. ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa. I had a feeling something like that would happen.. but not as bad lol.
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Male 620
Faaalcoooooonnnn Kick!
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Female 2,120
Ahahahahahahaha! I thought it would be her flailing on the floor (a.k.a. dancing) but I loved the light kick much better.
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Female 278
hahahahahahahaha
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Female 1,436
O. . . . M. . . . G. . . .

Oh, IAB - you always get me! I thought the funniest part was going to be the dancing. Then. . . . BAM! ROFLMAO!!!!!

Poor, poor special girl.

That just made my day!

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Female 317
ROFL she really effed that move up
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Female 235
omg.

i ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Female 58
that just brightened my whole day....thank you
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Male 1,357
hahaha, woo woo, the train will be late departing. sorry for the inconvenience
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Male 108
i think you don`t understand the meaning of Karma, it includes the past present and future of deeds done, good or bad which brings pain and joy.
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Male 959
If it was fake i-am-emo she`d have stopped with the light being kicked in. The rest is too hard to choreograph.

Although I know there are some people who just spend their life walking down the street shouting `FAAAAAAAKKKEEEE` at everything.

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Male 3,255
This is why I don`t believe in karma. If karma existed, then poo like this would happen to little faggy hip-hop kids daily.
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Male 1,226
hahahaha *Curtain down!* I repeat *Curtain down!*

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Female 1,264
If she`d have left it with a kick and a fall I wouldnt say what I`m about to say..

*ahem* FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

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Male 3,631
Ahh, that reminded me of Afro-Ninja!!
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Female 779
Rofl!
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Male 3,646
Yeah, the ending looked a lil` staged.
Maybe the light kicking wasn`t, but anything after that... yyeeeeaaah.
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Female 88
Looks kind of fake. Also, if you really failed this hard, why would you upload the video onto the internet?
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Female 4,028
Why do I think her grabbing the curtain thing and making it a bit much was... fake?
Either way, not too funny.
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Female 4,376
lmfao. At first I thought maybe it was just because some of her moves didn`t flow very well and i`m thinking okay..so she messed up a tad what`s the big deal? Then BAM! I lol`d hard.
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Female 913
lol! I love the caption sentence too!
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Male 16
You`re totally right Spoonfork
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Male 1,265
more like the road to fakesville amirite?
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Female 4,197
lol smooooth ;D
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Female 83
hahahaah that was hilarious! hahahahha
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Male 80
Link: Bedroom Dance Failure [Rate Link] - The train to Failsville has just left the station.
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