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Date: 11/29/08 12:08 PM

42 Responses to 6 Ways World of Warcraft is Worse Than Real Life

  1. Profile photo of gateway242
    gateway242 Female 13-17
    69 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Link: 6 Ways World of Warcraft is Worse Than Real Life - If you don`t play World of Warcraft, you have friends that do. If any of those two points are true, you must read this.
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    i hate warcraft its so drating nerdy i feel like kicking someone (perfurably a guys dick for being drating nerdy)
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    I`m glad I finally gave up the world of warcrack.
  4. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Those are pretty true.
  5. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Lol. Nerds
  6. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    And just what the drat is wrong with being nerdy, bitch? Being a nerd is awesome, and way better than more popular things to be like, for instance, a retarded whore like the celebrity in your avatar.

    Sorry if this comes across as mean or offensive but I tend to take offense when someone tells me that I should be kicked in the drating dick for being nerdy.

    P.S. WoW drating SUCKS ASS! I`m nerdy for other reasons. :P

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Good thing there`s a list! Otherwise, I would`ve never known.
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    WoW has never been fun, it`s just a good way to waste time.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Zerocyde, ignore the bitch. She is just a troll, don`t feed it.
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    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    Someone don`t like WoW yawn, (i dont like it but still its sold so many copies because people like it)
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    never played it...
    dont really plan to but who knows///
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    I think we should just put up a permanent link to, because it seems like every one of their articles shows up here :D
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    Lord_Panda Male 18-29
    120 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Holy ass... I never thought that being a real wow nerd would be that sad. I`ve tried the game but I still prefer going out, perhaps drive around a bit or somesuch activity than playing wow, it was kinda boring anyway
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    horseyplay Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Ironically, someone reading the article that never experienced the game would probably want to try it.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    WoW was fun and I experienced MOST of what was said, including all the sex parts.

    I`m surprised they didn`t link to , where the chick prostituted herself out for an ingame thing. the mount is nice to have, but know how many people DIDN`T sell their body on the corner for it?

    I`m glad I quit as well, seemed quite a many of people quit right before LK released, but how many more joined? It`s funny that blizzard is unlike so many other companies when it comes to losing customers. tell ATT or any cable or phone provider you are cancelling service and they will start throwing promos your way to get you to stay, while WoW just says, "Sorry you decided to quit".

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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    Funny, but I`ve never played it so IDK.
  17. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    November 29, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    I`ve vowed to never play World of Warcraft since my cousin started playing it a while back.

    He spends almost the entire night and the entire day playing it. And that`s pretty much all he does now.

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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    WoW. . . . . I never knew. . . . I never knew all of that.

    Me sooo scared. . . *backs away from computer and friends that play WOW and hides in corner*

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    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it`s all true. XD
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    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    My boyfriend`s little brother will literally play this from 1 in the morning until 1 in the morning the next day.

    It`s quite sad.

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    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    "Hard as it may be to believe, sometimes a WoW player may have a significant other who does not play WoW. Sometimes this person (usually female in these cases) tends to be a crazy, unreasonable harpy who wants their husband/boyfriend to spend time with them sometimes instead of going on WoW raids all night."


    I will never play this game. Ever.

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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    People pay a monthly fee for this aggravation? F*ck that, there is sex and places to be.
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    MrFibbles, that made my day. xD
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    fuelandfire Female 18-29
    13 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Yeah...I dated a kid who played way too much WoW...he also was afraid to kiss a girl.
    These people are lameee.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Oh I love Cracked...

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    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    I love World of Warcraft...
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    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
    195 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    i played WoW for like 3 months. i was a rogue (non-nice individual lol). never really got into the game though, too many plebs on it. everquest2 is better imo. still play that AND have a life.
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    I really don`t understand why some guilds take themselves so seriously and `high n` mighty" to have such long application processes as the ones exampled in the article. It`s a frickin` GAME!
    These people sit in their basements all day at 45, ignoring their mothers` screams to come eat while they act like their World of Warcraft guild is "too good" for the average person. It`s disgusting.
    I was referred to a guild once in WoW, I applied via forums (simple app thankfully) but upon being `contacted` I had to go through some lengthy process where, like mentioned in the article I had to sit on the sidelines in raids and watch the fights. If i aggro`ed anythingw hile waiting, logged out, talked when not spoken to, or tried to join in, in ANY way (even healing a member who was dying) I was cast out and rejected. What.. the.. F..
    I can understand trying to `screen out` the gold diggers, idiots, and morons but some guilds just went too far. Ridiculous.
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    granted, i`m guilty of occasionally doing a day-long play session in MMOs (like WoW or EQ2, Pre NGE SWG, and so on) but I at least have a job, my own home, a fiancee, and alternative hobbies.

    When people start taking these video games as far as these bigots do, it`s time to turn off the PC and wander into the world outside.
    I`m a gamer, and I support sitting in for a weekend and having a long play session with a guild or a new game until you beat it or finally reach end-game.. but sometimes it`s just too much.

    If you`re unemployed and sit at home all day above the age of 17 to play World of Warcraft... You need to have your PC rights removed. It`s called addiction and while there`s no physical substance, it is still harmful a`la obesity, poor diet, poor circulation, lack of sleep, eye damage, hand/wrist injuries, and so on.

    Go outside! You don`t even have to play a sport.. just go take a walk!


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    terdwad Male 13-17
    61 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    that story in #6 was hilarious(the first one i mean)
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    oddflame Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    The person who made this obviously has never played WoW. It`s completely wrong and stereotypical. I don`t devote my life to the game, yet I get to see everything the game has to offer. I think WoW is a great game, but I don`t play it all day, every day. I haven`t played it today. I only played for an hour or so yesterday.

    Sometimes, I start to wonder where the whole "every WoW player is an addicted 10 year old nerd" stereotype came from. WoW has it`s fair share of idiots, but you`ll find that the concentration of them is no greater than the entire internet itself.

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    Alot of stuff on the list isn`t accurate, but it`s really funny lol.

    The money thing though, money is not hard to get.. In fact, I wish getting money in real life was as easy as getting it on WoW :P

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    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    not terribly accurate, but funny, true (mostly) and entertaining. =)
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    xAsylumx Male 18-29
    32 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    they forgot the 7th one...."because it sucks"
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    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    i dont need a reason. lol. this post = obvious


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    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    November 29, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    <rant>I play computer games, but it annoys me when two or three WoW players will start talking in the computer lab about the quests they`ve done or are going to do because:
    1. I don`t know what the hell they`re talking about.
    2. They talk about it as if it was real or mattered.
    3. I still have to hear about it.
  37. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 2:25 am
    I don`t know much about WoW so it wasn`t that ammusing.
  38. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 11:28 am
    not very accurate at all. seems like it was written by someone who had only heard about the game.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    December 1, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    "they forgot the 7th one...."because it sucks"
    QFT, also people who play that game won`t have time to visit sites like this.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 8:35 am
    WoW is just sad... jut plain old sad.
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    deathking568 Male 13-17
    1 post
    December 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    lol i like Wow
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    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    That makes WoW sound rubbish, when it`s not D:

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