5 Commercials That Make Absolutely No Sense

Submitted by: jumpinjason 8 years ago in Funny
http://gremlindog.com/?p=1162

Commercials so off the wall, that we don"t want to buy the product, nor do we even know what the product is.
There are 84 comments:
Female 203
I think Vitamin Water is weak vigins pee!

They`ve installed the vending machines in our uni grr

0
Reply
Male 2,553
the smoking one was awesome....
0
Reply
Male 203
hehe... unicorns.
0
Reply
Female 267
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!
0
Reply
Male 788
I think the Anti-Smoking one they guys were smokin somethin else than ciggarettes?
0
Reply
Male 49
They need to put up some ps3 ads, like the one with the crying baby...
0
Reply
Female 1,231
That Head-On is so goddamn annoying, especially since I have a sneaking suspicion that it doesn`t work anyway. Plus, whoever edited it was retarded.

Most of those were WTF to me. One or two I could see happening, but...

0
Reply
Male 216
they dont have to show stuff about the thing! guiness beer made that domino ad. whats so beerish about giant brightly coloured oversized dominoes falling in the middle of no where?
0
Reply
Male 1,232
Haha I remember that head on commercial. Pissed me off, they`d play it 3 times in a row. "Head on, apply directly to the forehead......"
0
Reply
Male 1,164
the british airways advert made complete sense.. it was trying 2 show how i runs like water and that its relaxing and open like the ocean
0
Reply
Male 1,091
Some ov those ads made some sense to me...
0
Reply
Male 995
I want to smack your bun with my forehead, while smoking a wet cigarette
0
Reply
Female 128
LOL
"what r u guna do? spank my bun?"
HAHA
0
Reply
Male 534
mc donalds had success with mayor mcchese and officer bigmac??? why dont they still use them???!?!??!??
0
Reply
Female 106
The anti-smoking ad sounds much more like an anti-tobacco, pro-cannabis ad.

It`s crazy how such adverts can get out!

0
Reply
Male 220
Smoking is pure magic!
0
Reply
Male 49
what no Cadburys gorilla or airport trucks
0
Reply
Male 162
god ive seen that nicotine one so much on tv. same with the wopper junior, but they had variations of commercials it was alot better. Also the head on one, its so f**king annoying:
"Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!"
Repeat x5
"Head on! Available at Walgreens."
0
Reply
Male 425
Most of those made perfect sense... I`ve seen much worse.
0
Reply
Male 285
most of those did make sense .. the only one that ever was confusing AND annoyin was headon .. i thought my tv was skippin the first time i heard it
0
Reply
Female 471
GASP and the buger king commercial! this list is biased.. these are awesome commercials, minus head on. which uh sucks and is obnoxious.
0
Reply
Female 471
/cry! i love the magical amount commercial..
0
Reply
Male 772
The PS3 baby commercial? I still don`t understand what the point of that was.
0
Reply
Male 3,625
Number 3 does make sens; they`re talking about `the magical` amount, the amount in the cigarettes that won`t kill as fast but still get you hooked.
They related magical amounts to magical creatures.

0
Reply
Male 199
bible, maybe he typed a paragraph about how stupid you are, considering you called him a douche and admitted to not reading it...

You got sand in your vag?

0
Reply
Male 486
Most of those make perfect sense... they`re just weird. And Head On commercials annoy the hell out of me.
0
Reply
Male 194
wtf dude below me? why you typing a paragraph about something i didnt read what you wrote. no one else cares either, you douche
0
Reply
Male 10,338
I’m sure some tobacco exec said in a memo, “Nicotine makes you sick in large amounts, so we need to find the magical amount to give the consumer the most nicotene without making them ill from our product.”

I’m not a smoker, but these truth commercials are as bad as cigarette commercials. Oh wait there AREN’T any cigarette commercials because they were banned by the federal government. I say ban these too and let people choose for themselves.

If you don’t have any idea that smoking kills you eventually (depending on your genes) then you should die from lung cancer for being an idiot.

0
Reply
Male 53
head on is merely part of a brainwashing conspiracy
0
Reply
Male 2,076
yep...dont make sense
0
Reply
Male 240
were gunna take this head on!
0
Reply
Female 1,095
gah! the head on commercials make me want to rip my ears off
0
Reply
Female 34
Head on really works though............
0
Reply
Male 544
I thought one of the commercials was gunna be that Wrangler jeans commercial, where they start off saying how crazy the world is with jeans priced at $50 plus. Then they just drop the whole issue, without telling us how much their pants cost.
0
Reply
Male 426
the only thing the "truth" commercials do for me is make me wanna smoke more, cuz the "truth" people seem like douche bags.
0
Reply
Male 277
head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead
0
Reply
Male 8,302
> iambluebeard
> all those truth commercials do for me is make me wanna buy a carton of cigarettes and smoke them all at once. seriously

Me too, I can go all day without a cigarette, but as soon as an anti-smoking ad comes on TV, I pick one up and got out and have a smoke because my brain has been reminded that it hasn`t had one. I call FAIL on the whole idea.

0
Reply
Female 855
"Head On- Apply directly to the forehead"
Repeat 57 times.
Apply muzzle of 357 magnum to your forehead.
Pull trigger.
No more headache.
0
Reply
Male 128
Head on, apply directly to the forhead..... NIGHTMARES.
0
Reply
Male 337
all those truth commercials do for me is make me wanna buy a carton of cigarettes and smoke them all at once. seriously.
0
Reply
Female 1,186
I actually liked the Sunnyside of Cigarettes commercials. They`re always unique and humorous in a refreshing kinda` way. It takes a different turn on a serious issue.
Seriously.
@That zune ad that was posted, how did I miss that link?! Aw, geez. As if I wasn`t already permanently scarred for life.
0
Reply
Male 3,296
holy crap, holycrap
0
Reply
Female 15,763
Oh no, not that.. f*cking head-on sh*t...

I understand what the Truth commercials are trying to do... but it just seems like propaganda to me.

0
Reply
Male 778
Every automobile commercial nowadays here in the US falls into this catagory. They`re dumb as hell, annoying as hell, and just don`t make any sense what so ever.

and ZIMAAgent7 is right, having gone to Tokyo several months back when I had free flights (from working with United before their recent layoffs in May/June) i got a chance to watch Japanese television.

Some weird crap...

0
Reply
Male 1,468
I saw three Head On commercials in a row once. ._.
0
Reply
Male 904
ok the truth commercials make perfect sense. as do the head on commercials. although the head on commercials SUCK.
0
Reply
Male 309
the truth commercial has the unicorns and leprichans to say that they dont exist. and neither does the magical amount of nicotine that isnt enough to hurt you
0
Reply
Female 126
well that was interesting

0
Reply
Male 512
Hahaha these commercials have nothing on the weird crap that the Japanese pump out. For example, try looking up Lemon Water or Pocari Sweat on YouTube or Google. Gotta love weird stuff from Japan ^_^
0
Reply
Male 1,765
Aye, perfume commercials are attempted to be "artsy" but end up being "WTF?"-ish.
0
Reply
Female 1,269
those werent that bad...
except the head on one of course...*shudders*
and i love the truth commercials! ^^
0
Reply
Male 4,680
Perfume adverts are the worst in my opinion. Usually they have absolutely nothing to do with perfumes themselves. Stupid artsy commericals...
0
Reply
Female 5,139
I didnt get the vitamin water advert, at all..

now im totally confused o.O

0
Reply
Male 1,598
Head-On commercials are meant to give people headaches, so that they need to use the product more. Genius, really.
0
Reply
Male 1,078
It wasnt just you Kalela, though I only counted 2 or 3.

God, headon commercials...when I first saw them, I was like, what?

0
Reply
Female 195
I get the point of the Head On commercial: to get the viewer so annoyed they get a headache, and therefore are inclined to buy the product.

Maybe it was just me, but was the BK commercial just laden with innuendos and double entendres?

0
Reply
Male 426
i dont like this...all of the commercials made sense =/
0
Reply
Female 69
i hate head on commercials oh so much
0
Reply
Female 723
I loved the British Airways commercial!

I hate head on...but the product works.

I also like the TRUTH commercials :) Call me crazy

Really Vitamin Water? Dumb

And the Whopper Commercials leave me speechless. Not in a good way.

0
Reply
Male 575
I like the truth ones I think they`re funny. The rest are just dumb. I hate the head-on commercial it is the most irritating commercial I`ve ever seen.
0
Reply
Male 764
dead link, thanks IAB, killing another site before i could see it
0
Reply
Female 156
i think the anti-smoking one was reaching out to it`s stoner viewers.

but the one with kelly clarkson made me brain hurt :/

0
Reply
Female 360
I thought the kelly clarkson one was kind of funny, I don`t really know how it had anything to do with vitamin water, but i giggled.
0
Reply
Male 2,395
I`d like to run over those head-on people head-on.
0
Reply
Male 366
if they want people to stop smoking, they should show someone who is 50, and has smokers wrinkles and a croaking voice saying "smoking is cool". that would make people quit.

Every non-smoking commercial made in the format of the one they showed on this site just has me shaking my head and saying "wtf?"

0
Reply
Female 5
head on aply directly to the forehead.
head on aply directly to the forehead.
head on aply directly to the forehead.
head on aply directly to the forehead.
stupid comercial >-(

0
Reply
Female 741
i hate head on
0
Reply
Male 2,004
i didnt get the antismoking commercial, did they think they can make people to stop smoking by lameness
0
Reply
Male 285
These commercials made sense.
0
Reply
Female 85
The Head-on commercial makes me want to rip off my ears.
0
Reply
Female 1,516
What they didn`t tell you about the first commercial is that the whale had to buy 2 seats.
0
Reply
Female 1,984
"no japanese commercials? wtf!!! i was expecting all of them to be japanese... im waaaaaayyyy dissapointed...."

Of the Japanese commercials I`ve been watching, they`re pretty normal. Just maybe more happy and singing... and cutesy... but nothing too "out there".

0
Reply
Female 80
the first one is like an aquarium comerciak
0
Reply
Female 662
They all made perfect sense. Execpt maybe Head-on. I hate that commercial.
0
Reply
Male 383
commercial #5: most of our planes end up underwater.
#4:buy this stuff, and read the directions and find out it does nothing...
#3:tehy said the magical amount several times. so, they put a frikin unikorn in it, because its stereotypicaly magical.
#2:quite obvious i believe, a musician tries a new form of entertainment. whoop-dee-doo.
#1:obvious.
no japanese commercials? wtf!!! i was expecting all of them to be japanese... im waaaaaayyyy dissapointed....
0
Reply
Female 1,004
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Jesus, that commercial bugs the hell outta me.
0
Reply
Female 846
most of those made sense. this was a waste of my time.
0
Reply
Female 96
ughh... here comes another week of having that magical amount song stuck in my head...
0
Reply
Female 1,984
So... are these commercials that have aired since August? I only recognize the last one and chapstick head thing. And the unicorn one is similar to others I have seen.
0
Reply
Male 4,745
They made sense to me. Some of them sucked, but they still made sense. This could have been much better then it was...
0
Reply
Male 7,933
Apply directly to the forehead
0
Reply
Male 338
Some of those make sense.
0
Reply
Male 135
Lol. I also hate head-on... Buttt.. whatever happened to this zune adfeatured on IAB
0
Reply
Male 7
Link: 5 Commercials That Make Absolutely No Sense [Rate Link] - Commercials so off the wall, that we don`t want to buy the product, nor do we even know what the product is.
0
Reply