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Date: 11/09/08 08:05 PM

86 Responses to 10 Things Dad Never Told You About Sex

  1. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    Link: 10 Things Dad Never Told You About Sex - 1 in 400 men can satisfy themselves orally!?!? Did I need to know that?
  2. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Im not one of the 400 :-(
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    I expect a homosexuality debate spawning off the g-spot for men one.
  4. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    Me neither, that`s 2/400 so far...who`s the lucky IAB-er who can?
  5. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    ............................................
  6. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    "Im not one of the 400"

    Good lord, thanks for sharing, pat! I don`t need that image before bed. lol

  7. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    Dad never told me about these things, but I figured them out by myself anyway. Not sure if I had any children I`d be giving em these advice too...

    And really, if you`re straight, your prostate might turn you gay.

  8. Profile photo of Maximus_
    Maximus_ Male 18-29
    57 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    Negative, thats 3/400
    And some of these scared me D:>


  9. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    5 years too late IAB...thanks a lot.
  10. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    oooh oooh and I can lick my penis, if I do some extreme stretching. Does that count?
  11. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    "And really, if you`re straight, your prostate might turn you gay."

    ::cringe::

  12. Profile photo of DCH4LiFe
    DCH4LiFe Male 13-17
    112 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    LOOK MOM NO HANDS!!

  13. Profile photo of Maximus_
    Maximus_ Male 18-29
    57 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    We have found the chosen one!
  14. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1242 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    So does that mean that 1 in 400 people can also lick their elbow?
  15. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    I think the more important question is:

    How many women can go down on themselves?

  16. Profile photo of Maximus_
    Maximus_ Male 18-29
    57 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    abby, the thought that those 1/400 are the same people who can link their elbow sends a shiver down my spine.
  17. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    I can`t do it but sucking yourself off is about as gay as jerking yourself off. Just pointing that out there before a homosexuality debate spawns.
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    I think that would be a LOT harder, Pel.
  19. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    I figured opie, but a guy can always dream...
  20. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    :gag:
  21. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    I`m not one of the 400..:C
  22. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    I can`t even touch my toes, so I think it`s safe to assume...
  23. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    screw self-oral, I`m more conserned about my FREAKING WANG EXPLOADING.
  24. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    "I can`t do it but sucking yourself off is about as gay as jerking yourself off."

    to quote Chris Griffin, "Is it lonely up there on your pedestal?"

  25. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    1 in 400? damn, my talent is rare...

    as for the whole male G-spot... I think that straight men are safe until it happens for the first time...

    A lot like masturbation really, you never thought of it much when you were a little kid, but when you discovered it, it became an addiction.

    anyways, Bisexuality ftw.

  26. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    Penis...explosion....

    Talk about awkward.
    (and painful ><)

  27. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    if you think about it, that whole male G-spot thing, if you`re just having sex for pleasure then you might as well be bisexual. and please i`m not trying to start any kind of an argument, it`s just a statement.

    and congratulations pilanus... i guess.

  28. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    If I could self fellate, I prob. would do it.
    Straight male, no homo.
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Next time you go to a church or concert or whatever with 2000 men in the crowd, you`re not going to be looking at them the same way any more... And the male G-spot... didn`t know that... it must be just the FEMALE g-spot that`s a myth.
  30. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    "oooh oooh and I can lick my penis"

    Pabasa, you are now IAB comment winnar of the month.

  31. Profile photo of oSunShyne1o
    oSunShyne1o Female 18-29
    204 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    "it must be just the FEMALE g-spot that`s a myth."

    Well I can`t speak for every girl, but I know for damn sure it is not a myth.

  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    I`ll join you in that parade, Sun.
  33. Profile photo of Defqon
    Defqon Male 13-17
    90 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    Oh my god sex isn`t like pornos!
    Oh well at least life is still like action movies and cartoons ...
  34. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    I`m going to have to go ahead and agree with both Sun and Opie...
  35. Profile photo of Defqon
    Defqon Male 13-17
    90 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    Come on...Wheres the one girl that doesn`t agree? 8(
  36. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    Lionhart -


  37. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    wwch, my banjo string D:
  38. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    "wwch, my banjo string D:"

    Twing twang. Lets play dueling banjos!

  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    > peloos12
    > Ur doing it wrong.

    What do I care peloos, its not MY g-spot... (Whack)

  40. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    okay personal story time.
    i am really really lucky, i as a guy am dating the girl of my dreams.
    i love everything about her. it is only a plus that she loves sex as much as any guy.
    all of that article is VERY true. i learned the same things in much the same way as the author.
    btw-male g-spot; crazy awesome, never thought id like it, my girlfriend decided to "experiment" w/o me knowing, turns out its a big turn on for her...
    anyway, female g-spot no myth, overrated, yes: our best times dont even involve it.
    guys-respect your girl, dont try to be the porn star stud
    girls-you guys are awesome, keep teasing (we secretly like it)

    im done
    pointless; yes

  41. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    "What do I care peloos, its not MY g-spot."

    EXACTLY my friend, exactly. That`s the spirit.

  42. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    :o female g spot is no myth! I`m with the girls on this one
  43. Profile photo of Junq
    Junq Male 18-29
    81 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    SO ITS TRUE!
    I WAS doing it right. I see even more great times ahead...
  44. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    1. Jerking yourself off is not gay
    2. If you could suck yourself off, I`m just gonna throw it out there that you probably wouldn`t.
    3. Come hither motion
    4. If you finger/rub her while doing the dirty deed simultaneously, congratulations, she`s going to come...a lot.
    5. Learned all the things on that list not from my parents, but through hilarious experiences, and a little trial and error.
  45. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    6. If you`ve ever seen old seinfeld episodes, they`re not lying, there are moves.
  46. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    ...
    It`s sad that I knew all of this already.
    ...


  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    No, it`s good, Andro. The only thing I didn`t know was the penis exploding thing.

    It just means that you`re educated.

  48. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 12:09 am
    Wow I`m 1 in 400! :D
  49. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 12:15 am
    Same opie. I didn`t know weeners could explode.

    I know far to much about sex because i`ve been reading cosmopolitan since I was 11 lol

  50. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 12:34 am
    "It turns out she got a real sexual kick out of having bugs, insects and creepy crawlies all over her genitals and wanted to share this delightful experience with me."
    I know about fetishes... but this one is... *blanks out on a good word*

    "the sad reality is that the threesomes we could have would most often involve not another woman, but another man."
    Uh... not true for me. ^_^ *laughs*

    "A lot of guys don’t even think about her pleasure during sex because it’s so easy to get lost in the moment."
    Completely agree!

    "Men have a G-spot too"
    Yeah, I knew that.

  51. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 12:43 am
    "if you`re just having sex for pleasure then you might as well be bisexual."
    So you`re saying bisexuality is synonymous with promiscuousness? Gee... thanks a lot. -_-

    "Come on...Wheres the one girl that doesn`t agree? 8("
    Not me - I concur.

  52. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:08 am
    penis explodes???? OUCH!
  53. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:03 am
    Best quotes:
    Ménage á trois” is actually French for “In your dreams”.
    All these years I’ve been performing the sexual equivalent of stuffing a turkey.
    Haha.
    I also read t`other day that a man of 25 spends, on average, one half of the entire night of sleeping with an erection. At 65, this becomes one fourth of the night. With an erection. Never knew that.
  54. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 4:06 am
    Being able to suck your own dick kinda makes you gay
  55. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 5:50 am
    "Being able to suck your own dick kinda makes you gay "

    Kinda makes you gay? It makes you gay. (Without the kinda).

  56. Profile photo of XxXRachael
    XxXRachael Female 13-17
    25 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 7:18 am
    I already knew all this shiz. Not because I have a good (or bad,depending on your personal views) father,but because of my copious amount of time of the internet.

    Good stuff,none the less

  57. Profile photo of apnea135
    apnea135 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 8:43 am
    "`Being able to suck your own dick kinda makes you gay `
    Kinda makes you gay? It makes you gay. (Without the kinda)."

    How is that any different than fondling your own penis?

  58. Profile photo of ManleyMan
    ManleyMan Male 18-29
    41 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 8:50 am
    I think I heard on VH1 that the lead singer of Three Dog Night had his penis pop like a balloon on him.

    Good gravy I hope that never happens to me.

  59. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 8:53 am
    *Smugly raises his hand at number 2*
  60. Profile photo of cheeznipz
    cheeznipz Female 13-17
    47 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 8:54 am
    the #3 picture was hilarious :D
  61. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 9:11 am
    so that guy telling us to shove a finger up our asses??

    no thanks

  62. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 10:22 am
    if i could do that i would be unemployed and homeless
  63. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 11:19 am
    i hate guys like him hes so pathetic sex is suppose to be really special thats why his dad didnt tell him about drating fetishs because he knew he had an non-nice individual son that would try to drat every women he could and thats just gross no girl wants a handy down
  64. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 11:21 am
    Boombox, is this jealousy over those who can? Denouncing something because you can`t enjoy it? Sour grapes?

    I remember hearing somewhere that someone made premarital sex a sin because he couldn`t get any.

    Also, #1 comes as no surprise.

  65. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 11:42 am
    >HungWell
    >Being able to suck your own dick kinda makes you gay


    Well so does giving yourself a handjob everynight but i`m sure you do that.

    I don`t see anything really wrong with it actually I just don`t think it is probably very comfortable and I guarantee it doesn`t taste that good. meh.


    And as far as the male g-spot goes I find it rather ironic that for men to get to the 1 spot that could make them feel really good they have to face there own fear and shatter their fragile male ego and put a finger in there rectum. But honestly i`ve been told that if you enjoy it and can get past the fear it is really good. But some guys still don`t like it and that`s fine. Not everyone likes the same thing. I sure as hell don`t want anything near there.

  66. Profile photo of Fa11enAnge1z
    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    b-b-b-banjo string? ... that alone almost makes me want to claim abstinence ..
  67. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    "Well so does giving yourself a handjob everynight but i`m sure you do that.

    I don`t see anything really wrong with it actually I just don`t think it is probably very comfortable and I guarantee it doesn`t taste that good. meh.


    And as far as the male g-spot goes I find it rather ironic that for men to get to the 1 spot that could make them feel really good they have to face there own fear and shatter their fragile male ego and put a finger in there rectum. But honestly i`ve been told that if you enjoy it and can get past the fear it is really good. But some guys still don`t like it and that`s fine. Not everyone likes the same thing. I sure as hell don`t want anything near there."

    mmmm nice try but noo

  68. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    My parents literally didn`t even tell me anything. Not even how people have sex. I suppose they decided to let the school teach me or something, but they didn`t anyway, and I somehow just gained the knowledge years ago, but I don`t know where from.
  69. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    I`m scared of an exploding penis now. I am going "strong" catholic now.
  70. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    ouch at the banjo string...oouch
  71. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    >mmmm nice try but noo


    umm...nice try what?

  72. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Ditto, Pasbasa. And I`m not really flexible, if you catch my drift.
    Interesting list. Perhaps a NSFW tag at some of the images?
  73. Profile photo of maguiremart
    maguiremart Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Damn nature and its twisted designs! Why must the G-spot be up our rectums?! Why?!!! On the upside at least gay people get something out of it.
  74. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Exploding penis? yikes >_<
  75. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    XD so true

    banjo string? never heard it as that

  76. Profile photo of ragerobot
    ragerobot Male 18-29
    94 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    Dirtbox... hilarious. Ron Jeremy is 4 in 400 men.
  77. Profile photo of GlassTrinket
    GlassTrinket Female 13-17
    110 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    lol
  78. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    > From the link article
    > Ménage á trois” is actually French for “In your dreams”

    Two seconds web research turns up: French - ménage = household + à = for + trois = three. Now I`m not sure I believe anything the article said, so I`m not going to worry about my d*ck exploding any more. Besides, if it didn`t after all the work it got when I was 20, chances are it aint gonna now!

  79. Profile photo of skibblesx
    skibblesx Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    1 am one of those 1 in 400 men that can satisfy me self. :D
  80. Profile photo of haru0_0san
    haru0_0san Female 18-29
    43 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 11:33 am
    i already knew all of the ten things and im not even a man. . .though sometimes i think i am ;-)
  81. Profile photo of spookybee
    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 11:49 am
    well i`m never gonna look at a banjo the same way again.
  82. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    why would a man want to pleasure himself orally? doesn`t he realize how bad cum tastes?
  83. Profile photo of adamman38
    adamman38 Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 11, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    lionhart, the "menage a trois" meaning in your dreams is a joke... wow.
  84. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:45 am
    The last two i did NOT need to know.
  85. Profile photo of Majase
    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    November 12, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    "...nobody wants to find out their girlfriend has a scat fetish after the fact."

    No truer words have been written.

    Hey GothicQueen, let me get this right:
    You "find it rather ironic that for men to get to the 1 spot that could make them feel really good they have to face there own fear and shatter their fragile male ego and put a finger in there rectum."

    Yet, you end your post with "I sure as hell don`t want anything near there."

    Um...yes, neither do some of us; has nothing to do with egos, fragile or otherwise, has to do with not wanting a finger shoved into our POOP hole. It`s a choice, not an issue of fear nor ego.

    You seem bitter, maybe you should try anal beads, LMFAO, jk. But really, lighten up.

  86. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 16, 2008 at 10:28 am
    hahaha the little cartoon about "pacing yourself" litterally made me LOL

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