Worst Halloween Costume Ever #6

Submitted by: samidoll 8 years ago Weird

Squirrel? Bear cub? Chipmunk? What the hell is this guy? No nudity or anything, but let"s call this one NSFW to be safe.
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Female 282
LOL
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Male 388
its mario!!!! from mario 3!!!! can`t you see it?
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Female 134
I think it`s a tanuki.. They`re like raccoons in Japan.
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Female 10
... i will never look at a sqirrel the same
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Female 374
woah what happened to his balls O_O
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Male 2,553
its a racoon from a japanese kids anime.
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Female 1,407
Yanuki! Strangely, first thing that came to mind was the dramatic chipmonk.
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Male 904
its actually a mythical creature in japanese tales.
...uh...i mean "WTF? IZ THAT A SQUIRREL WIT BALLZ?"
heheh
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Female 105
tanooki mario?!
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Female 687
Haha, his pose is the cherry on top xDD
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Female 368
....

really? a racoon?

a would never have guessed

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Male 884
Yup Tanukichan desu. You should check out the Tanuki festival in Tokushima every year if you like this cheeky fellow.
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Male 2
what th fudge
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Female 316
tanuki. this must be japanese (although one could probably guess that anyway).
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Female 3
He`s a tanuki! It`s a japanese raccoon thing that plays the drums on it`s testicles!
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Male 91
he`s a Raccoon
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Male 741
with nuts like that, it`s GOT to be a squirrel
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Female 228
pom poko?
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Male 1,148
"mummy, why does that man have GIANT testicles?"
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Female 143
Hahahahahaha! That`s awesome. :D
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Male 1,232
Those are huge... Ears...
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Male 679
Exactly. There are statues of them all over the place (usually wearing a straw hat). It comes from some legend or tradition or something.

And this isn`t a Halloween costume, per say, it`s just a novelty party gag that you can buy all year around.l

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Male 61
Tanuki. AKA a japanese raccoon dog. Known for having large testicles. There`s a lot of japanese folklore surrounding them.
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Female 87
storing nuts for winter??
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Female 235
at the start i was like LOL JAPANESE BEAR COSTUME
but then i saw its legs
and was like `oh`.
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Male 610
bear monster! run before it teabags you!
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Female 113
pedobear?
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Male 615
Huh... Interesting.
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Female 442
So I started slowly scrolling down the page, and I saw the head, and was like `okay...` and then BAM - testicles.

It was rather frightening.

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Male 77
Awesome .
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Male 1,815
Those are some hefty testicles.
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Female 10
well isn`t he special
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Male 591
I bet he gets paid more then we do to show off like that <_<
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Male 11,740
I know what I`ll be wearing for Halloween!
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Female 84
okay...
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Male 4,793
right about now...that guy is wishing he would have went to college.
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Female 2,044
woah, talk about protecting your nuts XD
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Male 335
But why didn`t they do that in Super Mario Bros. 3? :(
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Male 335
HEY! It`s a "Deez Nutz" reference. Other than that, I`m lost for words.
--BBW
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Male 506
Wow, sexxxy.
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Female 929
XD Lol Opie! ..The dude in the outfit is Asian, or FancyLad has the hood on too tight.

(Oooh racism ftw).

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Male 216
v how could you spell it wrong yet link it right
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Female 16
It`s a taniki.
They shapeshift and have very large balls...
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Male 534
TANOOKI!!

<3

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Female 15,763
Fancy, having just moved to LA an dirt poor, was forced to take a job in furry sex outfit posing.
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Male 476
wuts with his nuts?....Oh I get it
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Female 1,095
pom poko ><
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Female 850
is he trying to be that squirrel with the huge hanging balls?
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Female 529
Gerbil?
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Male 230
YES, TANOOKI MARIO!
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Male 99
Pompoko is the poo
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Female 204
haha oh god i watched the pampoko movie about tanukis once, it was the weirdest thing ever
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Male 49
wow... 0.0
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Male 2,076
holy crap wasabi13 speaks the truth.

wtf!?

a racoon dog with large testicles???

http://www004.upp.so-net.ne.jp/tanuki/pict/kininaru/mashiko_no_tanuki.jpg

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Male 35
He`s a tanuki, people! It`s a creature native to japan that`s fairly important to their mythology. I`m honestly surprised that nobody KNOWS this. Tanuki are almost always represented with overly large testicles and/or stomachs. It`s not weird, you just don`t know the source. A bit judgmental, IAB, just a bit.
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Male 5,970
Awkward
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Female 1,142
"well...its kind of an international holiday. its not only celebrated in the U.S."

I know it isn`t celebrated in the U.S. alone, I was just wondering if it was at all in Japan. `^-^

I think they probably know about it, but it`s more of a Western/European thing. Dunno though.

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Female 668
o....k....
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Male 690
no one remembers that japanese(?) little red riding hood commercial? in it it shows forest creatures with huge ballsacks rofl.
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Female 119
i`d say squirrel because of the nuts O_o

but the tails dont match.

just some weird made up jap mutt probably

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Male 1,788
xsmalltalkx
"I want one."

Don`t worry...I`ve got one.
*wink wink* *hint hint*

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Male 4,867
antman, wtf are u on?

i dont see a huge a ballsack, must just be you

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Male 168
count on the japanese or chinese or watever for something like that
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Female 583
Ugh, I was really hoping that it was a tail and he was just wearing it the wrong way around...
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Male 56
is it me or does that costume have a HUGE ballsack??
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Female 198
I want one.
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Male 1
That is a Tanuki (or tanooki) suit. It is from Japanese folklore. It is known for its very pronounced "sack"
You can find out more about Tanoki at its Wiki page.
Most of us who are not from Japan will only recognize this suit from the video game Super Mario Bros. 3
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Female 460
My first guess was a weasel.
Though it might be a tanuki or a weird monkey.

Either way it`s still weird. O.o;;

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Female 837
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10072/7.gif

It`s this thing!!! The picture is NSFW-ish maybe. I just didn`t want to get in trouble for posting it without warning.

I thought of that image though when I saw the costume.

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Male 1,718
It could be from Studio Gibli Pom poco. then again if it is it is terrible. I know everyone loves studion gible here. Th raccoons dad have big ball sacks in the films too.
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Female 35
its a racoon just trust me. i know my ballsacks
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Male 24
"well...its kind of an international holiday. its not only celebrated in the U.S."

It`s not so much a holiday as it is a tradition. It`s a pagan tradition. But yeah, it`s not just celebrated in the U.S. I mean, we Canadians do it too. (Why do people forget about us?) I think it`s not celebrated nearly as much throughout Europe, though.

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Male 686
This should be the next Caption If You Can
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Female 194
Hallowe`en is like Christmas... Almost everyone celebrates it...
On the other hand... Tanuki. It IS scary enough to be a Hallowe`en costume...
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Female 53
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko that`s what it says to the right of the packaging, "Pon poko tanuki"
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Female 53
"Ponpoko" is a word for the sound of tanuki tsutsumi (tanuki drum): According to Japanese legends, a tanuki would inflate its belly (or its testicles in another version) and beat upon it with its paws to scare wayfarers: pon poko pon poko pon.
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Female 128
Its a Tanuki!!! Read Villa Incognito by Tom Robbins.
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Male 740
"Do they even have Halloween in Japan? o.o`"

well...its kind of an international holiday. its not only celebrated in the U.S.

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Female 1,142
What`s with that pose?
Eek.
Do they even have Halloween in Japan? o.o`
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Female 1,516
Very interesting link about the Tanuki.
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Female 410
Someone beat me to the squirrel photo. That made the most obvious sense to me. Although, the tail is wrong/lame whether it is a squirrel, raccoon, chipmunk, or bear. The lack of "bushiness" is what causes the confusion. It`s left looking like a prairie dog. Can anyone read Japanese? The package is deceiving. You wouldn`t know how large those things really are by the picture.

I`ve wasted far too much of my life commenting on this.

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Male 1,053
OMFG THEIR OFF POM POKO
OMG I LOVE THAT FILM!!!!!
FFS THEY OWN
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Male 2,593
damn, you beat me by under a minute nicalobe
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Male 2,593
It`s a Tanuki Tanuki
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Male 119
It`s a Tanuki
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Female 32
Classy.
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Male 1,958
Anything to show off your junk, huh fancy?
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Male 2,422
Chinpokomon!
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Male 4,680
Damnit funkerbink beating my links by one minute.
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Male 4,680
Perhaps he`s dressing up as this squirrel?

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Male 29
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Female 182
Well, at least costumes over there actually, kinda, look like they do on the packaging.
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Male 909
IT`S A RACCOON DOG...MAYBE!?
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Male 19,896
i`d wear this for halloween for sure.
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Female 340
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals.... *heh* That`s all I can think of with that costume.
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Female 357
Actually, that looks like a costume from that weird squirrel anime where the squirrels/racoons hit people with their balls.
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Female 262
It reminds me of the Blood Hound Gang song...ehm, what`s it called now....Bad Touch!?
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Female 1,690
nutz!
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Female 818
Tanuki!
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Female 5,139
i have no idea, but its got big balls..
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Male 89
I would probably wear that for Halloween
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Female 1,306
aww, its so disturbing....*love*
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Male 493
...Seriously, what is Japan`s fascination with raccoons and giant testicles?

Oh wait, this is Japan, there`s no use in questioning their mentality.

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Male 9,306
It`s a poorly made tanooki (racoon).
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Male 5,620
haha
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Male 1,958
Japan is full of weirdos. Weirdos!!!
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Female 649
lolwut?
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Male 32
O.o all right..
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Female 614
Link: Worst Halloween Costume Ever #6 [Rate Link] - Squirrel? Bear cub? Chipmunk? What the hell is this guy? No nudity or anything, but let`s call this one NSFW to be safe.
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