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Date: 10/13/08 11:45 AM

109 Responses to Worst Halloween Costume Ever #6

  1. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:30 am
    Link: Worst Halloween Costume Ever #6 - Squirrel? Bear cub? Chipmunk? What the hell is this guy? No nudity or anything, but let`s call this one NSFW to be safe.
  2. Profile photo of Herra-Kalma
    Herra-Kalma Male 13-17
    32 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
    O.o all right..
  3. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
    lolwut?
  4. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
    Japan is full of weirdos. Weirdos!!!
  5. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5444 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:50 am
    haha
  6. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:51 am
    It`s a poorly made tanooki (racoon).
  7. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:52 am
    ...Seriously, what is Japan`s fascination with raccoons and giant testicles?

    Oh wait, this is Japan, there`s no use in questioning their mentality.

  8. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:52 am
    aww, its so disturbing....*love*
  9. Profile photo of eezle
    eezle Male 18-29
    89 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:56 am
    I would probably wear that for Halloween
  10. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    i have no idea, but its got big balls..
  11. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    Tanuki!
  12. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
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    October 13, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    nutz!
  13. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    It reminds me of the Blood Hound Gang song...ehm, what`s it called now....Bad Touch!?
  14. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Actually, that looks like a costume from that weird squirrel anime where the squirrels/racoons hit people with their balls.
  15. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals.... *heh* That`s all I can think of with that costume.
  16. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    i`d wear this for halloween for sure.
  17. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    IT`S A RACCOON DOG...MAYBE!?
  18. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Well, at least costumes over there actually, kinda, look like they do on the packaging.
  19. Profile photo of funkerbink
    funkerbink Male 30-39
    28 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    That`s this guy:
    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...
  20. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Perhaps he`s dressing up as this squirrel?

  21. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    Damnit funkerbink beating my links by one minute.
  22. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Chinpokomon!
  23. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Anything to show off your junk, huh fancy?
  24. Profile photo of Betholia
    Betholia Female 13-17
    32 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    Classy.
  25. Profile photo of nicalobe
    nicalobe Male 18-29
    119 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    It`s a Tanuki
  26. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    It`s a Tanuki Tanuki
  27. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    damn, you beat me by under a minute nicalobe
  28. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    OMFG THEIR OFF POM POKO
    OMG I LOVE THAT FILM!!!!!
    FFS THEY OWN
  29. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Someone beat me to the squirrel photo. That made the most obvious sense to me. Although, the tail is wrong/lame whether it is a squirrel, raccoon, chipmunk, or bear. The lack of "bushiness" is what causes the confusion. It`s left looking like a prairie dog. Can anyone read Japanese? The package is deceiving. You wouldn`t know how large those things really are by the picture.

    I`ve wasted far too much of my life commenting on this.

  30. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    Very interesting link about the Tanuki.
  31. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    What`s with that pose?
    Eek.
    Do they even have Halloween in Japan? o.o`
  32. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    "Do they even have Halloween in Japan? o.o`"

    well...its kind of an international holiday. its not only celebrated in the U.S.

  33. Profile photo of CharliMonsta
    CharliMonsta Female 18-29
    128 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    Its a Tanuki!!! Read Villa Incognito by Tom Robbins.
  34. Profile photo of Loving
    Loving Female 18-29
    53 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    "Ponpoko" is a word for the sound of tanuki tsutsumi (tanuki drum): According to Japanese legends, a tanuki would inflate its belly (or its testicles in another version) and beat upon it with its paws to scare wayfarers: pon poko pon poko pon.
  35. Profile photo of Loving
    Loving Female 18-29
    53 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko that`s what it says to the right of the packaging, "Pon poko tanuki"
  36. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    Hallowe`en is like Christmas... Almost everyone celebrates it...
    On the other hand... Tanuki. It IS scary enough to be a Hallowe`en costume...
  37. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    This should be the next Caption If You Can
  38. Profile photo of TX-55
    TX-55 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    "well...its kind of an international holiday. its not only celebrated in the U.S."

    It`s not so much a holiday as it is a tradition. It`s a pagan tradition. But yeah, it`s not just celebrated in the U.S. I mean, we Canadians do it too. (Why do people forget about us?) I think it`s not celebrated nearly as much throughout Europe, though.

  39. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    its a racoon just trust me. i know my ballsacks
  40. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    It could be from Studio Gibli Pom poco. then again if it is it is terrible. I know everyone loves studion gible here. Th raccoons dad have big ball sacks in the films too.
  41. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10072/7.gif

    It`s this thing!!! The picture is NSFW-ish maybe. I just didn`t want to get in trouble for posting it without warning.

    I thought of that image though when I saw the costume.

  42. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    My first guess was a weasel.
    Though it might be a tanuki or a weird monkey.

    Either way it`s still weird. O.o;;

  43. Profile photo of ASU_Slacker
    ASU_Slacker Male 30-39
    1 post
    October 13, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    That is a Tanuki (or tanooki) suit. It is from Japanese folklore. It is known for its very pronounced "sack"
    You can find out more about Tanoki at its Wiki page.
    Most of us who are not from Japan will only recognize this suit from the video game Super Mario Bros. 3
  44. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    I want one.
  45. Profile photo of antman
    antman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    is it me or does that costume have a HUGE ballsack??
  46. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Ugh, I was really hoping that it was a tail and he was just wearing it the wrong way around...
  47. Profile photo of thesimpsons
    thesimpsons Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    count on the japanese or chinese or watever for something like that
  48. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    antman, wtf are u on?

    i dont see a huge a ballsack, must just be you

  49. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    xsmalltalkx
    "I want one."

    Don`t worry...I`ve got one.
    *wink wink* *hint hint*

  50. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    i`d say squirrel because of the nuts O_o

    but the tails dont match.

    just some weird made up jap mutt probably

  51. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    no one remembers that japanese(?) little red riding hood commercial? in it it shows forest creatures with huge ballsacks rofl.
  52. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    o....k....
  53. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    "well...its kind of an international holiday. its not only celebrated in the U.S."

    I know it isn`t celebrated in the U.S. alone, I was just wondering if it was at all in Japan. `^-^

    I think they probably know about it, but it`s more of a Western/European thing. Dunno though.

  54. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    Awkward
  55. Profile photo of Wasabi13
    Wasabi13 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    He`s a tanuki, people! It`s a creature native to japan that`s fairly important to their mythology. I`m honestly surprised that nobody KNOWS this. Tanuki are almost always represented with overly large testicles and/or stomachs. It`s not weird, you just don`t know the source. A bit judgmental, IAB, just a bit.
  56. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    holy crap wasabi13 speaks the truth.

    wtf!?

    a racoon dog with large testicles???

    http://www004.upp.so-net.ne.jp/tanuki/pict/kininaru/mashiko_no_tanuki.jpg

  57. Profile photo of davisfyke
    davisfyke Male 13-17
    49 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    wow... 0.0
  58. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
    204 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    haha oh god i watched the pampoko movie about tanukis once, it was the weirdest thing ever
  59. Profile photo of runt514
    runt514 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    Pompoko is the poo
  60. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    YES, TANOOKI MARIO!
  61. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Gerbil?
  62. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    is he trying to be that squirrel with the huge hanging balls?
  63. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    pom poko ><
  64. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    wuts with his nuts?....Oh I get it
  65. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    Fancy, having just moved to LA an dirt poor, was forced to take a job in furry sex outfit posing.
  66. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    TANOOKI!!

    <3

  67. Profile photo of mimizu
    mimizu Female 50-59
    16 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    It`s a taniki.
    They shapeshift and have very large balls...
  68. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    v how could you spell it wrong yet link it right
  69. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    XD Lol Opie! ..The dude in the outfit is Asian, or FancyLad has the hood on too tight.

    (Oooh racism ftw).

  70. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Wow, sexxxy.
  71. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    HEY! It`s a "Deez Nutz" reference. Other than that, I`m lost for words.
    --BBW
  72. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    335 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    But why didn`t they do that in Super Mario Bros. 3? :(
  73. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
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    October 13, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    woah, talk about protecting your nuts XD
  74. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    right about now...that guy is wishing he would have went to college.
  75. Profile photo of sbhamster3
    sbhamster3 Female 70 & Over
    84 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    okay...
  76. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    I know what I`ll be wearing for Halloween!
  77. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    I bet he gets paid more then we do to show off like that <_<
  78. Profile photo of dizazzleme
    dizazzleme Female 13-17
    10 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    well isn`t he special
  79. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    Those are some hefty testicles.
  80. Profile photo of R33MIX
    R33MIX Male 13-17
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    October 13, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    Awesome .
  81. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    So I started slowly scrolling down the page, and I saw the head, and was like `okay...` and then BAM - testicles.

    It was rather frightening.

  82. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    Huh... Interesting.
  83. Profile photo of gnomelover
    gnomelover Female 18-29
    113 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    pedobear?
  84. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    bear monster! run before it teabags you!
  85. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    at the start i was like LOL JAPANESE BEAR COSTUME
    but then i saw its legs
    and was like `oh`.
  86. Profile photo of SunSparkles
    SunSparkles Female 18-29
    87 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 12:30 am
    storing nuts for winter??
  87. Profile photo of PD711
    PD711 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2008 at 1:40 am
    Tanuki. AKA a japanese raccoon dog. Known for having large testicles. There`s a lot of japanese folklore surrounding them.
  88. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 3:45 am
    Exactly. There are statues of them all over the place (usually wearing a straw hat). It comes from some legend or tradition or something.

    And this isn`t a Halloween costume, per say, it`s just a novelty party gag that you can buy all year around.l

  89. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:58 am
    Those are huge... Ears...
  90. Profile photo of Alkerath
    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:13 am
    Hahahahahaha! That`s awesome. :D
  91. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:41 am
    "mummy, why does that man have GIANT testicles?"
  92. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:19 am
    pom poko?
  93. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:25 am
    with nuts like that, it`s GOT to be a squirrel
  94. Profile photo of Kamarov
    Kamarov Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:28 am
    he`s a Raccoon
  95. Profile photo of KonChan
    KonChan Female 13-17
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    October 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    He`s a tanuki! It`s a japanese raccoon thing that plays the drums on it`s testicles!
  96. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    tanuki. this must be japanese (although one could probably guess that anyway).
  97. Profile photo of KangKaniff
    KangKaniff Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    what th fudge
  98. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Yup Tanukichan desu. You should check out the Tanuki festival in Tokushima every year if you like this cheeky fellow.
  99. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    ....

    really? a racoon?

    a would never have guessed

  100. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    Haha, his pose is the cherry on top xDD
  101. Profile photo of gamergrl1018
    gamergrl1018 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    tanooki mario?!
  102. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    its actually a mythical creature in japanese tales.
    ...uh...i mean "WTF? IZ THAT A SQUIRREL WIT BALLZ?"
    heheh
  103. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:31 am
    Yanuki! Strangely, first thing that came to mind was the dramatic chipmonk.
  104. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:53 am
    its a racoon from a japanese kids anime.
  105. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:42 am
    woah what happened to his balls O_O
  106. Profile photo of Softball_813
    Softball_813 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 11:56 am
    ... i will never look at a sqirrel the same
  107. Profile photo of sukitjeezus
    sukitjeezus Female 18-29
    134 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    I think it`s a tanuki.. They`re like raccoons in Japan.
  108. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    its mario!!!! from mario 3!!!! can`t you see it?
  109. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    LOL

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