Worst Halloween Costume Ever #10

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does...
There are 165 comments:
Male 143
LOl man.. thats too funny. Baka
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Female 61
I don`t know whats more scary, the morbidly obiese man in that lycra dark spider man suit or the fact that behind his is a dvd rack filled with only disney and childrens dvds. there is something seriously odd going on over there other than the mans stomach
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Male 3
Holy poo ;p
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Male 762
BWAHAHAAHHAHHAHA my god thats still grotesque .....
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Female 6
OMG
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Male 4
lol he`s fat :-D
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Female 75
lol spider pig.
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Female 227
lol
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Female 38
i guess one size really does fit all.
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Male 26
holy crap, that`s funny
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Female 93
I don`t want that saving my ass...
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Male 48
look at his disney video collection xD
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Male 2,125
it looks like she gave birth to whatever that thing is in the bottom left corner. PS1? o_O. FAIL
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Male 62
ya know ... it could be worse.....it could be a guy.....WTF KABOOOOOOMMMMM
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Female 143
O_o .......*twitch*
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Male 2,553
fat + tights = fail.
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Male 949
"Ew" much?
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Female 6
She has a vagina.
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Female 370
LOL! wow hahaha
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Female 264
`how do you guys no thats a woman. THere is a such thing as man boobs, and I doubt a woman that size and age would give a shi* about the "dark" spider man.`

You`re just ranty because it`s you in that picture, and the costume made you feel sexy, and now everyone`s jipping it.

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Male 499
I think he / she / it needs slightly stronger web to swing from building to building.

And you better hope that Spiderman not is after you, or else it`s probably gonna eat you whole!

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Female 2,695
"how do you guys no thats a woman. THere is a such thing as man boobs, and I doubt a woman that size and age would give a shi* about the "dark" spider man."

well, to answer your question, there is absolutely no sign of any kind of male genitalia, and the eyebrows appear to be slightly shaped

on another note.. you have terrible grammar and punctuation use, and you never know what someone might be into despite their age or size.

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Female 68
how do you guys no thats a woman. THere is a such thing as man boobs, and I doubt a woman that size and age would give a shi* about the "dark" spider man.
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Male 3,296
gadamn...

this is truly the dark version of spiderman

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Female 10
one question.
WHY?!
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Female 324
oh dear.
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Male 2
Beautiful costume but her bum is HUGE d***… 0_0
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Male 686
she DEFINITALY takes it up the bum ;-)
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Male 166
i honestly thought it was a girl when i saw it. he`s got some pretty major man boobage
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Female 1,186
omgeezus
and i thought the other costumes were disturbing
i can feel my eyes melting away

"Spandex is a privelage, NOT a right."

HERE HERE!

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Female 501
oh dear... a bit on the heavy side aren`t we...
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Female 57
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Female 328
If your costume requires two sticks of butter to get into, maybe you should skip this round of trick-or-treating.
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Male 28
i think that the fact that he is fat makes him look like..... wierd?
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Male 115
Ok lets settle the gender argument. They aren`t spiderman or spiderwoman. They are spiderblob!
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Female 87
Omg. is this a man child? number one: he wearing a spider man suit. number 2: see that dvd shelf, well there are about 4 dvd`s of the same toy story and lots of disney films. isnt that telling you something?
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Female 14
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>___< wtff
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Male 110
How did he fit his fat ass in that? There must be a seem in the back?
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Female 1,190
ok how come HE can find a good spider man costume but I cant?!
this should be banned from the internet for the sake of our eyes...
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Male 97
this is how the titanic sank XD (p.s)i know it was by an iceburg
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Male 175
oh my... i think I`m going to throw up now... *BARF*
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Male 499
The costume isn`t that bad, but the guy wearing it... Ugh..
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Male 1,153
why is he squatting? :-|
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Male 503
oh god....just oh god....

i mean... he looked in the mirror before he tried it on right?

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Male 413
Titania, I think its a bloke, but I`d imagine its been a while since even he`s seen his `dangler`
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Female 119
is that a woman?

seriously, i see boobies, but no dangler

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Male 71
I want to die.
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Male 1,685
holy s thats funny
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Male 3,301
Hot.
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Male 326
Katman beat me to it lol
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Female 18
My vote is BEST Halloween costume ever.
Maybe the belly is hiding all signs of peni?
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Male 928
If he knows how funny that is and is doing it as a joke, then I commend him. If not, then I`m worried.
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Male 1,835
id tap that
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Male 103
I would expect him to have the ton of Disney movies...
But why disgrace the SNES?!
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Male 324
when rubber is compacted and a large amount of force is upon it it will ignite sometimes
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Male 168
lol
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Male 4
i wonder.. how does this kind of people doesnt really even have a bit of shame..
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Male 10
aaah! There are some things in this world.... that are not ment to be seen. Ever. This is one.
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Female 913
that my friends is defying the laws of spandex physics.
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Female 1,690
haha spiderpig....he should NOT be wearing spandex. end of story.
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Male 563
is that a guy or a girl?
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Female 687
im sorry ocean, u can`t every change our media and society. It`s just the way it is. Our minds are branded with it.
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Male 88
All of the that bulging fat and no crotch bulge, Spidergimp has no chode!
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Female 193
Maybe so, but the thing is you`re reading too much into my posts being in response to JUST this thread. I`m talking about other scenarios--actually those were more-so my focus. At least on my part, the whole discussion was not due to a goofy Halloween costume. It was in response to the very fact that outside of the internet, anybody who`s outside of society`s "norm" is pushed away and ridiculed.

Society`s norm is tall, beautiful, thin people who make lots of money. And anyone who`s outside of that, is pushed away.

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Male 363
O god i gagged a little there. there should be a warning on that pic.

and to scotchy, AYE!!

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Female 1,306
OH CRAP

*falls over*

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Male 276
scary poo
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Male 2,422
When bondage and pop-culture collide.
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Male 591
All for asking fancy lad to start posting "Sexiest Halloween costumes ever" say Aye

AYE!!

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Female 282
We need to start having " Best halloween costume ever".
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Female 1,545
Mystyocean, you need to take a HUGE chill pill.

And this man needs to get out of this suit before it starts strangling his extremities. All 84 of them.

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Female 23
spandex shouldn`t be worn by any one with any kind of fat, let alone being a chubby butt like that. It`s just..bad. (I`m a fat butt myself, I`m allowed to say that!)
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Female 45
why would they make spandex costumes in plus sizes!!
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Female 151
oh hell no
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Female 687
I`m sorry unlesss you`re as hot as Toby Maguire, you can NOT pull that off.

That makes me wonder though, did they edit how Toby looked in Spandex? Cause I mean, his costume isn`t as revealing in the movie as Spandex usually is in real life...

Ocean, I think uhm you`re just gonna have to except that fat people are NOT gonna look good in that and ppl are gonna make fun of them. you may think you`re "a step ahead of everyone else here." But you`re not doing anything by posting a few comments on IAB.

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Female 198
I`d tap that.
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Male 274
That is too scary. I don`t think I`ll be able to sleep tonight or even see spiderman in the same light. >-(
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Male 12
Sadly, this isn`t his Halloween Costume!
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Male 4,867
`That took a lot of courage on his part to be able to do that`

when he plucks up the courage he might even move out`ve his mums basement

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Female 193
britt: No, personally if a thin guy waltzed out at the next Halloween party wearing a Spiderman outfit, I wouldn`t go raving about how awesome he looked.

My point was, that if he did that, the general response would be "Eh." or "Dude you look like such a f*g." However, had a fat guy gone ahead and did that, the general response would`ve been 10x worse.

It`s how the audience would balance out their balances. Stupid is stupid. But fat=please don`t insult us. *shrugs* If that made any sense.

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Female 193
So I`m PMSing, that`s got nothing to do with it right now. The problem is, many people struggle with their weight for many reasons--some haven`t had a great history and used food as a comfort. Even animals do that, when they are depressed, they over eat.

And maybe they would lose weight, if they weren`t constantly ridiculed. And no, for your information, not like it matters, I`m not fat. Quite the contrary, actually. But I`ve had a lot of overweight friends and family members, so I see what they go through.

Those who are overweight struggle consistently with finding jobs, and evading insults in the work place. Yes, the world is a cruel place. But you could try making it a little less-so by learning to respect people for who they are, not how much fat they`ve packed on.

I`m honestly not concerned with the overwhelming amount of people who don`t understand where I`m coming from, that`s fine, because I know I`m a step ahead of everyone else here. Karma`s a b*tch.

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Female 206
Im scared
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Male 4,793
and as to the sex of the...thing, the eyes say guy, but the lack of a crotchal region (except the incredibly muscular belly overhang) says girl..the boobs dont really mean anything in this case.

P.S. frumgf i love you. i was thinking the same thing i just didnt have the heart to throw it out there lmao.

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Female 2,289
So if a thin guy did that, he`d look cool. Right? And so a fat guy tries it out, and you`re all throwing insults? I`m sorry, but that`s pathetic.

That took a lot of courage on his part to be able to do that, and none of you have the decency to respect that? Idiots.
Why do you think so many people who are overweight have depression? Because people like you dumbf*cks don`t have the peace of mind to give them ANY sort of credit.
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Just to let you know... if a thin guy did that too... he would also look f*cking lame. Also... are you saying if the dude in the picture came out of a room looking like that, you would clap and say "You look so beautiful! That took a lot of courage! Bless you!" ?

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Male 3,819
Take Homer`s advice.

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Male 4,793
and as to the sex of the...thing, the eyes say guy, but the lack of a crotchal region (except the incredibly muscular belly overhang) says girl..the boobs dont really mean anything in this case.

P.S. frumgf i love you. i was thinking the same thing i just didnt have the heart to throw it out there lmao.

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Male 3,819
I`ll give fat people credit. They`re the only ones who get their spandex in a bunch when people make fun of other ones. You guys are like wolves...or ducks. Or something.
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Male 4,793
oh, and ocean, watch southpark sometime mmk?
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Male 4,793
hey ocean, thats EXACTALLY what im saying. those kind of suits should NOT be made in plus sizes...i repeat, THEY SHOULD NOT MAKE THOSE SUITS FOR FATTY-MC-FAT-FATS. oh crap im sorry, did i strike a nerve there? the world is full of offensive crap, either learn to take it, or drating leave. /endevil
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Female 15,763
Ocean, who pissed in your Wheaties this morning?

Goodness. Everything`s offensive to a certain degree, isn`t it?

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Female 164
hey, if overweight people have depression, maybe they should try losing weight rather than complaining about how no one likes them because they`re fat.

wanna bet mysty is a fatty?

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Female 193
So if a thin guy did that, he`d look cool. Right? And so a fat guy tries it out, and you`re all throwing insults? I`m sorry, but that`s pathetic.

That took a lot of courage on his part to be able to do that, and none of you have the decency to respect that? Idiots.

Why do you think so many people who are overweight have depression? Because people like you dumbf*cks don`t have the peace of mind to give them ANY sort of credit.

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Male 12,138
vv "Agh, you f*ck why can`t you put Toy Story next to Toy Story 2!?"

OCD?

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Male 219
chick or guy? no one will know...
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Male 5,194
That`s not Venom, that`s a Snorlax.
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Male 112
hahahaha, aaahahahaha.
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Male 562
Venom has let himself go hasent he (Nice tits by the way)
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Male 650
Im not surprised
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Male 2,395
I guess it`s a side effect from the symbiote?
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Male 130
It`s formed a symbiotic relationship...with the gap between his buttocks.
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Male 265
lol, he must think that he looks awesome... Plus just think did he actually wear that anywhere? lol
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Male 1,029
Agh, you f*ck why can`t you put Toy Story next to Toy Story 2!?
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Male 686
Webcam porn is just not as good as it used to be
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Male 46
That`s a great costume! I just think Rosie O`Donnell should try to find a more suitable look.
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Male 120
It`s beautiful
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Male 30
Oh dear God no.
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Female 18
I just noticed that there are tons of disney movies so that means that theres kids. Poor poor kids. There going to be scared for life
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Male 731
ick.
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Male 5,970
Man, we need to start using these for some CYICs!
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Male 11,739
Tobey Maguire has really let himself go since his last movie.
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Female 4,447
Thanks Fancy, now I`m staring at it`s crotch... >.<
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Female 83
What a cute costume.
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Male 1,182
omg
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Female 2,064
LMAO
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Male 1,232
Get in my belly... Plz.
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Male 1,497
NOOOO! MY CHILDHOOD! DOOMED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 1,788
I`m...so....scared.
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Male 1,894
Spandex is a privelage, NOT a right.
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Male 2,245
I think to be fair it`s a fine costume... just a bad body to be wearing it.
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Male 672
Every hot fantasy I`ve ever had involving spidey... ruined.
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Male 180
Where`s caption if you can when you need it.
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Female 695
...I`m more busy checking out his/her vhs Disney collection.
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Female 195
It`s a good costume, just not on THEM. x_x
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Male 3,331
Disclaimer: I`m fat.

When the black spandex of your costume stretches so much as to start to take on a flesh tone color, it`s probably not your size.

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Female 929
O__O <Pokes it> Eeeeeeew my fingers are now all buttery. XX
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Male 42
holy sh*t xD
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Female 1,516
Sumo Spidey!
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Male 10,440
ha! how pathetic...
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Male 182
This, sir...is the real life Comicbook Guy....er gal, er wtf?!?! =O.o=
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Female 48
The dude`s got boobs? Sure he isn`t a she?
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Male 1,049
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Male 498
"Oh yeah come get it big boy!"
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Female 345
Oh my... you should have to apply for a permit to own a camera...
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Male 284
He Looks REALY Constipated
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Female 837
Maybe the "crotchular lumpiness" (lmfao @ that, by the way.) is tucked under like in Silence of the Lambs?

Either way, this reminds me of a joke my friend Monica and I share.

We were at a Halloween party. The host dressed as Spiderman. She looked at him and said to me, "I didn`t know Spiderman had a beer belly!"`

It was fantastic.

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Male 120
@alice_x

That is settled then. It is so easy to begin yet impossible to end.

Fill your heart with life

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Female 97
haha!
it`s the numa-numa guy!

and look at all the disney movies to the right xD

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Male 756
And as for the whole "I SEE NO PENIS" conversation, I will answer with this;
FUPA.

:D

It`s covered...like a ninja.

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Female 5,139
....flamewar?

urgh, no flamewar.. :-?

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Male 756
Awwwwh.
Poor guy. D:
C`mon, he`s awesome in his head...and that`s all that really...matters...?

Oi, but A Spiderpig costume...? Good idea for a quick cheesy pop culture reference.
Someone do it. :D

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Male 120
@alice_x

Me in the spandex wonder you say?

well, your designs of whom there is up to you.
But, you are here flamebaiting me, and if you wish to hear insults you will have them.

This is my home forum. I like y` all a lot. but if alice wishes we can have flamewar, no?

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Female 5,139
fancy: im the same.. i think its out of curiosity, we wanna see some kind of sexual organ... i mean... the boobs look more like moobs..than boobs....so where is the penis D:

its just a big ball of confusion

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Male 124
mmm...vhs.
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Female 493
I kinda feel bad for him...he probably thinks he looks awesome and is going to show up at a Halloween party thinking he`s the shizz only to get tar and feathered by some football players...
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Male 386
oh my lord. I want to stop clicking on there worst halloween costume links but i can`t help myself.
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Male 20,901
how come i can`t stop looking at it? it`s like pressing a canker sore with my tongue--i know it`s going to hurt me, but i keep doing it.
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Female 5,139
Lord_Panda:

im beginning to think its you in the spider suit xD

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Female 1,652
I hope that spandex doesn`t rip.

*blahhhhhhh!*

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Male 120
@alice_x

Then you are one. Haven`t media taught you that all of us are equal? You are so racist that I had to hide my chocolate cupcakes lest they be a victim of hanging.

And please, do not take these seriously, for I am on the gin and not accountable for my actions.

Cheers

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Male 116
*shudders in cornr with fear*
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Female 5,139
"Alice_x

Wouldn`t you give some sweet loving to that.. thing? You must be a racist"

if not wanting to shag a he/she spider man moobs with no genitals makes me racist....then im a racist

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Male 1,894
"i got my hopes up when i thought it was going to be some ones pet pig in a spider man costume."
~~~~~~~~~~

Wait, isn`t that what it was???

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Male 120
Alice_x

Wouldn`t you give some sweet loving to that.. thing? You must be a racist

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Male 741
I`m the poster boy for crotchular lumpiness.
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Female 5,139
wow fancy

"crotchular lumpiness"

i gotta write that one down lmfao xD

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Female 5,139
ps...he loves hes disney films o.O

toy story, toy story 2, lion king, alladin, hercules , jungle book... wow

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Female 335
i got my hopes up when i thought it was going to be some ones pet pig in a spider man costume.

:[

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Male 120
alice_x

It`s... Beautiful.


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Male 20,901
alice_x, i was thinking the exact same thing as you.

i see boobs, but no crotchular lumpiness.

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Female 5,139
Is it....male?

...it has boobs and no penis....

im so confused by this picture D:

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Male 120
It`s... Beautiful
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Male 17,511
Egads! Eyebleach please!
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Male 179
this must be really old cause theres a bunch of vhs tapes on the shelves.
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Male 2,313
Somehow I don`t think he`d be quite as agile as the real thing.
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Male 20,901
Link: Worst Halloween Costume Ever #10 [Rate Link] - Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does...
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