Vicar/Priest Gets Potato Stuck In His Ass

Submitted by: techgeek07 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his_bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2

He claims it was an "accident." We here at I-A-B know there are no such things as accidents when it comes to the anus.
There are 59 comments:
Female 237
He was hanging curtains, in the kitchen, NAKED.... riiiiiggght...
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Male 7,378
lucky he had that hole there
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Female 1,231
-facepalm-

Chances of his story being true: 5%

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Male 430
I hang up curtains naked too in the kitchen. Doesn`t everybody?
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Male 180
I lived there for a few month... OMG, that`s just so funny.

I would pay to see the guy torture himself before he finally resolve to call ER. That`s worth millions.

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Female 529
What, that hasn`t happened to you?
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Female 4,376
Ouches.
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Male 1,164
lol i love religious drat ups... my mate jay is a morman and he just decided he had had enuf last week so he went out got absalutely bladdered and i believe then went on to have sex with a stranger xD i was like GOOD MAN!
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Female 1,186
Considering this cited "The Sun", I seriously question the sincerity of this.
*shrugs* But it`s Halloween. I`m willing to take anything literally.

"Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he`s not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn`t like it... anyone else know what I`m talking about?"

That`s so bizarre it`s hilarious! xDDD

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Male 2,553
ok what is with the russian doll?
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Male 476
That made my day
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Male 2,049
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghL7ORV1...

well it happen to George Costanza`s dad.

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Male 5,620
lol, this has to be fake.. right?

hahaha

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Male 499
How is that even humanly possible?

Why would he be standing naked in front of a window where anyone can see him to hang up some curains, then suddenly for no reason slip and take off in the air like a friggin` rocket and land on top of a tall table and it just happened to be a single potato on that table wich for some reason, did not get squeezed but accidently ended up right in his anus?

When someone slips, they just fall down, they don`t shoot up in the air.

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Female 128
haha bullpoo.
oh he just so happened to be naked wen a potato, pefectly aligned with his butt behind him n he just... fell on it!
HAHA bull
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Male 949
Accident, my ass. X3
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Male 9,305
Remember kids, measure first. :)
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Male 42
Whewwwwwwweeeeeeeee I wish I could get that lucky. I`m goin` go down to da store and get me a whole bag of Idaho`s best! Are them frozen ones okay?
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Male 1,231
The cucumber, russian doll and carnation were probably removed from choir boys the same day...
Sounds like he`s had his chips to me.
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Male 533
"She went on to reveal other objects removed from people`s derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. "


The same day?

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Male 533
the first sentence was hilarious
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Male 426
you know what you need when you fall on a potato and it gets stuck in your a$$?

a pair of ice tongs and a friend that keep can a secret.

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Female 913
Just the thought of a priest (or anyone for that matter) hanging up curtains in the nude weirds me out enough but to know how that potato really got up his ass is...OMFG!!! Trying so hard not to get a visual!!!! :-/
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Male 2,313
If he`s not lying, that was the worst fall ever.
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Female 15,763
Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he`s not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn`t like it... anyone else know what I`m talking about?
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Male 3,431
Clearly the potato was simply indigestible and passed through his system miraculously intact.

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Male 118
You know the church can be a good thing and the church can be a, well, pretty bad thing. On one hand you have forgiveness, helping the poor, etc. On the other hand, you have this. Tough call...
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Male 498
Hanging curtains in the nude?

hmm strange but thats what i do to get back at the neighbours

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Female 1,545
Wait...they`ve removed a carnation from someone`s butt?

A flower?!??!!?!

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Male 2,855
couldnt he have just said he was making traditional Japanese potato mash?
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Male 13
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH keep the secret lol
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Male 2,388
were you trying to make a casserole or do you allways keep potatoes on the couch? You must have a very private back garden or were you flashing the next door neighbours again? Well it looks like we may need to mash it this time reverend are you hungry? Do you want to come to the hospital naked as well or would you rather dress. Can you walk to the bed please.
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Male 833
hanging curtains nude.... that alone sounds like a sex game, without the potatoes.
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Male 9,305
Looks like a tabloid but who cares, this is funny XD
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Male 4,393
no its a sex game. :( fail.
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Male 1,228
Priest: Yes, you see...It got stuck...up herreee..
Nurse: Up your butt!? How`d that happen?
Priest: OH ERM UH...HANGING CURTAINS? HAHA...HA..

I think he was caught on the spot.
Also: Nice one, Perfect.

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Male 161
thanks davy :) this is technically myself4086, i just wanted the new name :P long time reader
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Male 1,788
Hey look on the bright side, at least this priest is sticking things up his OWN ass!!
OHH!!! Zinger!!!
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Male 12,138
You know what they say Norsak- great minds think alike... And hey, welcome to IAB man!
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Male 161
high five for good thinking, davy :)
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Male 1,148
hehe he could have at least made up a more believable [and less embarrassing] story :P
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Female 2,084
haha. that`s embarrassing. regardless of how it got there.
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Male 12,138
Damn, Norsak beat me to it.
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Male 12,138
I can hear the Doc now:

"Ah, Reverend Smith, back again I see? What brings you to the hospital this time, pray tell? Pet hamster climbed up your rectum during your sleep like last month? Slipped forward onto the vacuum cleaner on full suck while spring cleaning? What`s that? Oh, potato stuck up your anus. I see. Hanging curtains in the nude, you say? Mmmmkay. Please take your usual cubucle Reverend, the nurse will be along shortly...."

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Male 161
After reading that article, I feel like the conversation with the "medical staff" went something along these lines:
Med: "So, ...what happened?"
Vicar: "Well, it definitely WASN`T due to a sex game. Nope. No way. I uh.. fell.. hanging curtains.. in the nude.. on a table.. what?"
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Male 236
Sounds like the argument cheaters give. "I didn`t mean to sleep with her! It was an accident!" Yeah, your **** accidentally fell into her *****!
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Male 1,685
wow.
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Male 1,894
no one hangs curtains in the nude, and a simple fall will most likely not let a potato enter that area of your body. instead it would smash the potato.

gross, but whatever. It takes all kinds.

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Female 335
Who hangs curtains naked?

Who...?


Oh shi-

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Male 575
Who doesn`t hang kitchen curtains in the nude >.>
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Male 460
he must have been spreading them while he fell on the potatoe, cus hes got style!
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Male 14,331
This doctor had someone with a Russian doll up there??? WTF!!
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Female 497
eww he likes to mash potatos up his ass while he puts his `butter` on someone Dx

who here thinks he has potato fetish?

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Male 762
see if he wasn`t a priest , no biggy , but it seems god does have a sense of humuor
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Female 721
It seems to me if you fell on a potatoe, you`d basically squish it. How would there be a possibility that you falling on it would shove it up your bunghole?
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Female 4,039
What kind of sex game involves cramming a potato in your bum? I`m so glad I don`t know.
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Male 2,788
yes indeedy.
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Female 223
Hanging curtains in the nude?

I call shenanagans

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Male 2,593
Link: Vicar/Priest Gets Potato Stuck In His Ass [Rate Link] - He claims it was an `accident.` We here at I-A-B know there are no such things as accidents when it comes to the anus.
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