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Date: 10/31/08 11:27 AM

59 Responses to Vicar/Priest Gets Potato Stuck In His Ass

  1. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:05 am
    Link: Vicar/Priest Gets Potato Stuck In His Ass - He claims it was an `accident.` We here at I-A-B know there are no such things as accidents when it comes to the anus.
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    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Hanging curtains in the nude?

    I call shenanagans

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:37 am
    yes indeedy.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    October 31, 2008 at 11:39 am
    What kind of sex game involves cramming a potato in your bum? I`m so glad I don`t know.
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:39 am
    It seems to me if you fell on a potatoe, you`d basically squish it. How would there be a possibility that you falling on it would shove it up your bunghole?
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    October 31, 2008 at 11:40 am
    see if he wasn`t a priest , no biggy , but it seems god does have a sense of humuor
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:40 am
    eww he likes to mash potatos up his ass while he puts his `butter` on someone Dx

    who here thinks he has potato fetish?

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:46 am
    This doctor had someone with a Russian doll up there??? WTF!!
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    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:47 am
    he must have been spreading them while he fell on the potatoe, cus hes got style!
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:51 am
    Who doesn`t hang kitchen curtains in the nude >.>
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    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:53 am
    Who hangs curtains naked?

    Who...?


    Oh shi-

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    Backfat Male 30-39
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    October 31, 2008 at 11:55 am
    no one hangs curtains in the nude, and a simple fall will most likely not let a potato enter that area of your body. instead it would smash the potato.

    gross, but whatever. It takes all kinds.

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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 11:58 am
    wow.
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    apoet4life Male 18-29
    237 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    Sounds like the argument cheaters give. "I didn`t mean to sleep with her! It was an accident!" Yeah, your **** accidentally fell into her *****!
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    Norsak Male 18-29
    161 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    After reading that article, I feel like the conversation with the "medical staff" went something along these lines:
    Med: "So, ...what happened?"
    Vicar: "Well, it definitely WASN`T due to a sex game. Nope. No way. I uh.. fell.. hanging curtains.. in the nude.. on a table.. what?"
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    I can hear the Doc now:

    "Ah, Reverend Smith, back again I see? What brings you to the hospital this time, pray tell? Pet hamster climbed up your rectum during your sleep like last month? Slipped forward onto the vacuum cleaner on full suck while spring cleaning? What`s that? Oh, potato stuck up your anus. I see. Hanging curtains in the nude, you say? Mmmmkay. Please take your usual cubucle Reverend, the nurse will be along shortly...."

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    Damn, Norsak beat me to it.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    haha. that`s embarrassing. regardless of how it got there.
  19. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    hehe he could have at least made up a more believable story :P
  20. Profile photo of Norsak
    Norsak Male 18-29
    161 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    high five for good thinking, davy :)
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    You know what they say Norsak- great minds think alike... And hey, welcome to IAB man!
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Hey look on the bright side, at least this priest is sticking things up his OWN ass!!
    OHH!!! Zinger!!!
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    Norsak Male 18-29
    161 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    thanks davy :) this is technically myself4086, i just wanted the new name :P long time reader
  24. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Priest: Yes, you see...It got stuck...up herreee..
    Nurse: Up your butt!? How`d that happen?
    Priest: OH ERM UH...HANGING CURTAINS? HAHA...HA..

    I think he was caught on the spot.
    Also: Nice one, Perfect.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    no its a sex game. :( fail.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Looks like a tabloid but who cares, this is funny XD
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    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    hanging curtains nude.... that alone sounds like a sex game, without the potatoes.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    were you trying to make a casserole or do you allways keep potatoes on the couch? You must have a very private back garden or were you flashing the next door neighbours again? Well it looks like we may need to mash it this time reverend are you hungry? Do you want to come to the hospital naked as well or would you rather dress. Can you walk to the bed please.
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    slatterboy Male 13-17
    13 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH keep the secret lol
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    couldnt he have just said he was making traditional Japanese potato mash?
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Wait...they`ve removed a carnation from someone`s butt?

    A flower?!??!!?!

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    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    Hanging curtains in the nude?

    hmm strange but thats what i do to get back at the neighbours

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    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    You know the church can be a good thing and the church can be a, well, pretty bad thing. On one hand you have forgiveness, helping the poor, etc. On the other hand, you have this. Tough call...
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    Clearly the potato was simply indigestible and passed through his system miraculously intact.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he`s not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn`t like it... anyone else know what I`m talking about?
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    If he`s not lying, that was the worst fall ever.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    Just the thought of a priest (or anyone for that matter) hanging up curtains in the nude weirds me out enough but to know how that potato really got up his ass is...OMFG!!! Trying so hard not to get a visual!!!! :-/
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    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    you know what you need when you fall on a potato and it gets stuck in your a$$?

    a pair of ice tongs and a friend that keep can a secret.

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    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    the first sentence was hilarious
  40. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    "She went on to reveal other objects removed from people`s derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. "


    The same day?

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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    The cucumber, russian doll and carnation were probably removed from choir boys the same day...
    Sounds like he`s had his chips to me.
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    Jethro Male 40-49
    42 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Whewwwwwwweeeeeeeee I wish I could get that lucky. I`m goin` go down to da store and get me a whole bag of Idaho`s best! Are them frozen ones okay?
  43. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    Remember kids, measure first. :)
  44. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Accident, my ass. X3
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    A_L_Y_C_I_A Female 13-17
    129 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    haha bullpoo.
    oh he just so happened to be naked wen a potato, pefectly aligned with his butt behind him n he just... fell on it!
    HAHA bull
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    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    How is that even humanly possible?

    Why would he be standing naked in front of a window where anyone can see him to hang up some curains, then suddenly for no reason slip and take off in the air like a friggin` rocket and land on top of a tall table and it just happened to be a single potato on that table wich for some reason, did not get squeezed but accidently ended up right in his anus?

    When someone slips, they just fall down, they don`t shoot up in the air.

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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    lol, this has to be fake.. right?

    hahaha

  48. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghL7ORV1...

    well it happen to George Costanza`s dad.

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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    That made my day
  50. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    ok what is with the russian doll?
  51. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    Considering this cited "The Sun", I seriously question the sincerity of this.
    *shrugs* But it`s Halloween. I`m willing to take anything literally.

    "Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he`s not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn`t like it... anyone else know what I`m talking about?"

    That`s so bizarre it`s hilarious! xDDD

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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 31, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    lol i love religious drat ups... my mate jay is a morman and he just decided he had had enuf last week so he went out got absalutely bladdered and i believe then went on to have sex with a stranger xD i was like GOOD MAN!
  53. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 1, 2008 at 12:13 am
    Ouches.
  54. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    November 1, 2008 at 6:30 am
    What, that hasn`t happened to you?
  55. Profile photo of FreshMint
    FreshMint Male 18-29
    181 posts
    November 1, 2008 at 11:52 am
    I lived there for a few month... OMG, that`s just so funny.

    I would pay to see the guy torture himself before he finally resolve to call ER. That`s worth millions.

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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    November 1, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I hang up curtains naked too in the kitchen. Doesn`t everybody?
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    November 1, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    -facepalm-

    Chances of his story being true: 5%

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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 2, 2008 at 8:26 am
    lucky he had that hole there
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    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    November 2, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    He was hanging curtains, in the kitchen, NAKED.... riiiiiggght...

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