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Date: 10/20/08 10:01 PM

47 Responses to Universe Explained For Rednecks

  1. Profile photo of kaechan
    kaechan Female 18-29
    122 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Link: Universe Explained For Rednecks - And Stewie gets a surprise in his apple juice cup for good measure.
  2. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3291 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    (Even though it`s only been the third one), I`m kind of getting tired of clips from shows that are common enough that anyone can look it up and watch it.
    Call me crazy, but I want to see more cars that were made for the end of the world, snakes trying to eat banana slugs, or midget fights.
    That`s just me though.
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    lordacton Male 18-29
    88 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    weeee
  4. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    I don`t mind watching watching readily available clips as long as they`re funny and haven`t been on here before.
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    Mondo48 Male 18-29
    138 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    will you guys ever stop bitching, duckers?
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    Johnny, that stretches the page a lot, you wanna delete it and shorten it, then repost it?

    That`d be really nice...

    And I love Stewie. More than is appropriate. :D

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    thesimpsons Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    OMG YES. I have watched this like a trillion times on youtube.
  8. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3291 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    If stating my opinion is bitching, monders, then is not a fact that you are stating your opinion, which is then in turn bitching?
    Hypocrite much?
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    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    This clip makes me wonder if the manatee thing is real... )-|
  10. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    What in tarnation is going on.
    I aint a redneck!
    This Video is far too complex for my little brain.
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    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    what episode is this from? I don`t remember seeing it >.<
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    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    PS: Happy Birthday on the east coast Opie! xD
  13. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    I love Family Guy, but I think they jumped the shark when they toned down Stewie from being an evil overlord plotting maniac to a slightly naughty boy. Thankfully they woke up to themselves and brought back some of the old Stewie. And yes, it IS written by Manitees, the same ones who write Bush`s speeches.
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    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    That happened to my sister, my uncle used to chew and he was using her coke can. She came back and grabbed it and took a big old swig. I think she was still wretching 3 hours later.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood" :P lols
  16. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    I`ve seen someone swig from a spit cup. [email protected] Sick.
  17. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    Ugh. There`s a grain of truth behind this.
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    Sorry Johnny, felt it was my duty to bring convenience to the others of this comment section. You`re more than welcome to post it again... but much shorter.

    Thanks! :D

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    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    "I`ve seen someone swig from a spit cup. [email protected] Sick."

    Yea I saw someone do that once to, nasty... but funny as hell

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    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    So this is what they are watching!
  21. Profile photo of curtisquatch
    curtisquatch Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 12:21 am
    "Ugh. There`s a grain of truth behind this."

    and it truly is a fat ass grain of truth

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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 12:46 am
    god i love famguy.
  23. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 1:25 am
    GoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooD
  24. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 2:01 am
    a jesus-a-saurus rex.
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 2:17 am
    Now you know what professional scientists (that`s my job folks!) hear when talking to mouth-breathing young-earth creationists... It sounds something like this.
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    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 5:27 am
    hellz yeah.

    stereotypes ftw

  27. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 5:35 am
    Hahaha, a lot of family guy clips lately
  28. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 7:40 am
    I lol`d. Evolution ftw.
  29. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 8:18 am
    Ha! Rednecks are so dumb.
  30. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 8:37 am
    LOL Jesus-saurus Rex.
  31. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 8:43 am
    lmfao "if you look at the bones of a JESUSurus rex"

    that made me laugh so hard :`D

  32. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 9:46 am
    I love family guy soooo much, I watch it constantly. :D
  33. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 10:47 am
    Family Guy rocks.

    The universe was created by Gooooooooooooooooooood-big bang.

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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 10:51 am
    Mountain dew is great and all, but I`m partial to Dr. Pepper. Sorry, rednecks.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    "Gooooooooooood-g bang."
    Made me laugh hard :D
  36. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Re: the awfullness of drinking chewing tobacco spittal -interestingly our aversion for the consumption of bodily fluids extends to our own. Try this if you dare - spit into a glass a few times and then drink it back. I wouldn`t do it because of the gross yuck factor nor will you ......and yet its harmless as it just left your mouth! It`s a mental thing but I dont know why we react that way.
  37. Profile photo of CreamyLover
    CreamyLover Female 18-29
    84 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    Jesus-arus rex!
  38. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    ...and on the fifth day god created the bolt action rifle so man could defeat the dinosaurs
  39. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    im related to people like that
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    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    haha "from carbon dating of jeeeesussaurus rex..."
  41. Profile photo of DeFxZ459
    DeFxZ459 Male 13-17
    80 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    jesusaurus rex = win
  42. Profile photo of Custardface
    Custardface Male 13-17
    94 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    ROFL!!
  43. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 6:37 am
    "Tuesday, October 21, 2008 5:23:40 PM
    ...and on the fifth day god created the bolt action rifle so man could defeat the dinosaurs"

    "and the homosexuals"

    lul

  44. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:45 am

  45. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    jesusaurus rex =D
  46. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    October 25, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    i love the part when stewie drinks the dip i laugh so much lmao
    and jesusaurus rex lmao
  47. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    That reminds me of Jesusraptor. But anyways is it bad to have experiences of drinking snuff?

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