Two Inches a.k.a. Close Talkers

Submitted by: SaintPatty 9 years ago in Funny
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""You are standing a little closer than usual""
There are 18 comments:
Female 5,139
I know someone who would put hes arm around you when talking to you..and get really close..

i dont like it, it makes me feel so awkward D: i like my comfort zone when talking to someone lol xD

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Male 2,245
has snl really sunk so low to make bits ripped off of minor seinfeld plot lines?
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Female 2,289
Dude. Like while I was watching this my brother came over. I didnt know if I should have took this down or kept it. I kept it. Thank god he didnt say anything. It was funny.
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Male 505
I would kiss Steve Martin. Just to say that I had.
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Female 15,763
Wow, TKD... wow. Our teachers only leave if they get pregnant or something.

And hope neither one has Halitosis.

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Male 4,793
OMG!! i know exactally what this is like, my schools history teacher did this, although he had like a breakdown the first week of school and would stare you square in the eye from like 3 inches away and he thought he was the Joker. he had to go to a mental hospital where he got diagnosed wit a disease of the nervous system. he missed almost 9 weeks of school and this week is his first one back. some adult has to be in the room at all times lol. the whole student body is pretty sure the second hes not watched he`s going to go back to the one that thought he was the Joker.
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Male 756
...I would feel so uncomfortable.
o_o
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Male 4,004
I can`t believe I`ve never seen that before.

If that was me, I wouldn`t even be able to pull off that closeness. If I am that close to someone`s mouth, it`s to kiss it. That being said, I have never been that close to a guy.

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Female 1,652
Imagine if one of them had eaten too much garlic beforehand.
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Male 2,313
drating weird.
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Male 1,091
Very funny... I loved it!
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Male 2,553
hahah that was great.
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Male 712
I do hate close talkers..Obviously not that close but they get close enough to make you think somethings wrong with them and then feel awkward.
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Female 4,028
Mmkay. That was awkward. I would hate that. I wouldn`t like the whole breathing-into-my-mouth-as-you-talk thing.

"There`s about a foot and a half, if you want to get a little closer..."

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Male 21
not working for me... is it that SNL clip with John O` Hurley (think thats his name) and the other dude?
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Male 436
Eh... I didn`t think it was funny.

Not my type of humor I guess.

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Female 1,211
LOL That was cool. I don`t think I`ve seen this one.
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Male 970
Link: Two Inches a.k.a. Close Talkers [Rate Link] - ``You are standing a little closer than usual``
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