The Temple of Techno

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago Weird

When God says dance...you dance.
There are 46 comments:
Male 341
I think that this is a church that i could go to. Anyone know if that is a real song or not and if it is what the name of it is?
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Female 194
The power of Christ compells you... TO RAVE!

Instead of crosses they have butterflies and instead of wine and bread for communion they have go-go drinks and X.

You know, if all churches did that, I just might convert! (No.)

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Male 949
That music reminded me of one of the Madness video`s background music. >.>
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Male 778
LOL.

This is gold.
Wonder if they dope up on X and then play with glowsticks. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

ahaha... ah... if only...

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Male 2,553
thats soms serious moves they got


........... *facepalm*

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Male 5,620
Its a Pentecostal and/or Holiness church. I thought people knew about this?
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Male 2,422
Rapturerave!
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Male 891
holy crap, someone call the hospital! there are whole rooms of people having epileptic seizures!
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Male 733
more dnb than techno
but still, add a Black Light, some glow sticks, we got ourselves a rave :D
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Male 4,867
daym that poo is intense!!
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Male 9,306
Guys, if you keep going to church or temple and you find it boring and stupid, then you probably should find a different place of worship or spirituality. Connecting with your beliefs should always be uplifting and a pleasure to attend! Not some drab and dull torture!

Video: The Church of Caffeine- 3am and still prayin` strong!

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Male 722
That sounds more like DnB to me...
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Male 12,138
Devi,

I know you`re IAB`s pet troll and never have anything to say except spout vitroilic hate at every opportunity, but that last comment is pretty racist, actually. Watch it.

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Male 1,365
Devi, your bile filled hatred makes me laugh. Not because it`s funny, because people can`t believe that there were common citizens in Germany who gleefully enjoyed executing Jewish, Black and mentally challenged children. You, my friend...(term used loosely)...are the brainwashed commoner whom lets hate control them..the simpleton of linear thought so easy to use by forces of evil..really a parishoner of the wasted. Even more funny, you enjoy challenging people and making them mad, for what? To add to your negative base, to make your world of garbage larger? See.you don`t make me mad..you facinate me, kind of a science project...How can you walk around espousing so much filth and lead a normal life by outsiders eyes, living in secret, for to act outward as do would be the end of you, so how empowered are you? You are a prisoner of your own making..enjoy it. Did you cut your arm yet to feel something besides the hate?
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Female 264
2:32 = seizure
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Male 395
That was class! But yes. That is NOT Techno!
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Female 5,139
"Monday, October 6, 2008 2:55:40 AM
Those crazy black people. If God was so forgiving he would not have made you black."
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-.-

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Male 100
Those crazy black people. If God was so forgiving he would not have made you black.
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Wow, you`re cool.

Anyway, I couldn`t watch the whole thing, but of what I watched, I`d love to go there. No, really.

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Female 1,496
Those crazy black people. If God was so forgiving he would not have made you black.
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Male 5,194
They used to do that at my church. Still creeps me out.
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Male 67
nice vid, but this aint techno.. its drum&bass.. techno is whole lotta different.
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Male 357
that was very......tribal
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Female 15,763
Jeezus, the church my parents STILL drag me to isn`t that exciting. The only dance we ever did was stand sit kneel sit kneel stand sit stand kneel...
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Male 1,226
When god says you dance...you`re probably hearing voices....
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Male 1,162
someone get ready to PRRAAAAAAAY!!!! *glowsticks*
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Male 672
Commandment 11- Thou shalt drink of My Sons blood... and PARTY!!
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Female 345
lmao I need to go to that church!
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Female 134
The church my parents used to drag me to was not that exciting. I`m pretty jealous.
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Male 5
Cleverly edited and awesome.
These videos make me honestly realize why I love the internet.
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Female 2,044
lmao i agree with T22Lee.
and to LleetLlama, even though that was a tad bit unnecessary, thanks for the news flash.
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Male 358
THEY`RE ALL BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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Male 543
i actually thought it was kinda funny
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Male 17
man, I need to start going to church
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Female 1,264
More like, Temple of Epileptic fits.
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Male 226
Why was the guy doing laps in church?
vvrrRRMMMMMmmm!!
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Female 20
to Androgynous...there has been a few i have seen personally. (i`m pentecostal, charismatic,etc etc christian)

don`t think i`m going to be upset about this. i`m not. i find it funny. just another proof that anything taken out of context is super hilarious.

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Male 1,837
this wasnt cool. techno is my thing. they demolished it tho :(
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Female 1,287
DAY-UNCE!

On another note: That was boring. And stupid. I`m so disapointed in IAB lately.

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Female 913
crazy crap
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Male 756
People really do this?
My first thought when I saw them dancing is "too much communion wine."
Wow.

Someone should hardcore mosh in one of these. :D

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Male 5,970
I...-eh....well.....uh...I just don`t know anymore. But on the bright side, I have a catchy tune to dance to
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Male 602
I usually like techno, but i hated this song...
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Female 83
that`s pretty funny.
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Male 5,620
Wow, this is well done.
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Male 2,788
..... what?
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Female 1,330
Link: The Temple of Techno [Rate Link] - When God says dance...you dance.
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