The 8 Best Halloween Stickers for Sex Offenders

Submitted by: bohcs 8 years ago Funny
http://blogofhilarity.com/2008/10/22/the-8-best-halloween-stickers-for-the-savvy-sex-offender

Because they can"t ALL want to put up the ""no candy here"" signs.
There are 46 comments:
Male 3,431
Yes Zerocyde, Really, Kill Them. I thought my first post was fairly straight forward but in case you are still confused let me say it once more.

Pedophiles should be killed.

I`m not interested in elaborate torture, just an abrupt end to a malignant existence. They avail society nothing. I will not debate the matter, you are not likely to recant your belief nor am I.

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Male 80
that was mildly disturbing
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Female 2,044
ha, i loved the werewolf one.
:D
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Female 213
Not funny.


Like, at all.

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Male 2,553
:/
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Female 268
the werewolf one was kind of funny. the rest were just stupid.
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Male 949
The werewolf and the hat ones are priceless.

"Sure, a werewolf doesn`t have to wear pants around a playground, but I do it once and I can`t give out candy anymore. Real fair."

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Female 1
I liked the Casper one and the wer-wolf one that was cute I guess....
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Female 34
i like the lollipop and werewolf ones :D
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Male 3,296
can i be your hero too lauraly...
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Male 274
That was bad is a funny way!!!! But if I find out that there is a child molester in my neighbor hood. They wouldn`t have time to put up a sign before I shot them in the head.
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Male 11,740
He was a snitch too. WAS. Catch my drift?

LOL The others, ehhhhh not so much.

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Female 2,258
So... now I know where I should avoid going shopping... and which Comcast technicians I shouldn`t allow in my home. o.0
When I was in Maine there were only 31 mappable offenders.... the area I live in and travel to now has over 1300. =/
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Female 2,258
Kilorien, you are my hero for the day. Thank you!!
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Female 100
@Lauraly: Is it this link?
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Male 5,194
Lame. Needs Pedobear. And humor.
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Female 2,258
These signs felt a little hastily thrown together.

Ok, so slightly off topic, but still regarding sex offenders... does anyone remember the link to the sex offender registry where it showed a map and marked on the map where the sex offenders were? I just moved to a new area, and I`m really curious. I tried searching for it, but couldn`t find the site I was looking for.

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Male 99
LOL
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Female 104
Pretty lame.
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Male 612
it`s stupidity makes me laugh
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Male 909
Ahh, I`ve seen better.
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Male 1,686
not really funny, huh
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Male 1,835
not sure if i should laugh or rage
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Male 17,512
Whoever thought it was a good idea to make fun of child abuse needs to be taken to the mental hospital.
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Male 612
no lame
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Male 79
this is f*cking dumb
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Male 88
"emphasis on Was" lulz
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Male 3,255
@SilverThread

Really? Kill them? There is a reason that the dark ages ended you know...

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Male 3,431
I think instead of handing out signs they should be handing out headstones and death sentences.
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Male 207
I`d say how terrible these were, but I did laugh at the "No candy here....for tattletales" one, so it`s all good.
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Male 756
...It IS a lollipop! :D
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Male 8,302
It doesn`t surprise me it was Maryland that passed the law... they didn`t really think it though very well did they? I mean what they`ve really done is make it illegal NOT to participate in Halloween candy giving... if anyone wants to opt out and put up a sign saying "No candy here", now all their neighbours will think they`re a sex offender, so they`re forced to participate. Well maybe the Maryland Legislators DID think it through after all...
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Male 334
lol, i liked the casper one. and the repressed memories of course
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Male 5,970
I thought they were pretty good :D
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Male 4,793
lmao at the werewolf.
and yeah, clip art overusage.
haha...nice jacket opie! shoulda known you`d have a giraffe pattern on something.
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Male 483
lol those were pretty funny
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Male 249
i lmao`d at the frankentein one "come inside if you want to walk like this for a week" LOL!!
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Male 436
The werewolf one got me laughing
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Female 61
booooring
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Female 2,084
my favorite.


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Male 3,412
I really enjoyed the witches hat one, but the MasterCard Priceless bit is getting a little cliched.
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Male 626
Some were kind of funny... but they were all very poorly done.
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Female 602
*shudder*
The guy on the left in the first picture looks like my Spanish teacher from last year.

He was creepy too.
He told a girl to act out `mowing the lawn` and he said "I`d like to see THAT in slow-motion."
:-/

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Female 59
Those were stupid... 1 star!!! 1 star i say!!
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Female 15,763
Oh god...

The clip art...

It hurts!

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Male 7
Link: The 8 Best Halloween Stickers for Sex Offenders [Rate Link] - Because they can`t ALL want to put up the ``no candy here`` signs.
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