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Date: 10/22/08 06:59 PM

46 Responses to The 8 Best Halloween Stickers for Sex Offenders

  1. Profile photo of bohcs
    bohcs Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:28 am
    Link: The 8 Best Halloween Stickers for Sex Offenders - Because they can`t ALL want to put up the ``no candy here`` signs.
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Oh god...

    The clip art...

    It hurts!

  3. Profile photo of FooFooGuardi
    FooFooGuardi Female 18-29
    59 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    Those were stupid... 1 star!!! 1 star i say!!
  4. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    *shudder*
    The guy on the left in the first picture looks like my Spanish teacher from last year.

    He was creepy too.
    He told a girl to act out `mowing the lawn` and he said "I`d like to see THAT in slow-motion."
    :-/

  5. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    Some were kind of funny... but they were all very poorly done.
  6. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3147 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    I really enjoyed the witches hat one, but the MasterCard Priceless bit is getting a little cliched.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    my favorite.


  8. Profile photo of LAS83
    LAS83 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    booooring
  9. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    The werewolf one got me laughing
  10. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    i lmao`d at the frankentein one "come inside if you want to walk like this for a week" LOL!!
  11. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    lol those were pretty funny
  12. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    lmao at the werewolf.
    and yeah, clip art overusage.
    haha...nice jacket opie! shoulda known you`d have a giraffe pattern on something.
  13. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    I thought they were pretty good :D
  14. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    lol, i liked the casper one. and the repressed memories of course
  15. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    It doesn`t surprise me it was Maryland that passed the law... they didn`t really think it though very well did they? I mean what they`ve really done is make it illegal NOT to participate in Halloween candy giving... if anyone wants to opt out and put up a sign saying "No candy here", now all their neighbours will think they`re a sex offender, so they`re forced to participate. Well maybe the Maryland Legislators DID think it through after all...
  16. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    ...It IS a lollipop! :D
  17. Profile photo of kmitch717
    kmitch717 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    I`d say how terrible these were, but I did laugh at the "No candy here....for tattletales" one, so it`s all good.
  18. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    I think instead of handing out signs they should be handing out headstones and death sentences.
  19. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    @SilverThread

    Really? Kill them? There is a reason that the dark ages ended you know...

  20. Profile photo of lordacton
    lordacton Male 18-29
    88 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    "emphasis on Was" lulz
  21. Profile photo of mst3k
    mst3k Male 18-29
    79 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    this is f*cking dumb
  22. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    no lame
  23. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    Whoever thought it was a good idea to make fun of child abuse needs to be taken to the mental hospital.
  24. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    not sure if i should laugh or rage
  25. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    not really funny, huh
  26. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    Ahh, I`ve seen better.
  27. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    it`s stupidity makes me laugh
  28. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    Pretty lame.
  29. Profile photo of soaperguy29
    soaperguy29 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    LOL
  30. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 1:41 am
    These signs felt a little hastily thrown together.

    Ok, so slightly off topic, but still regarding sex offenders... does anyone remember the link to the sex offender registry where it showed a map and marked on the map where the sex offenders were? I just moved to a new area, and I`m really curious. I tried searching for it, but couldn`t find the site I was looking for.

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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 2:51 am
    Lame. Needs Pedobear. And humor.
  32. Profile photo of Kilorien
    Kilorien Female 18-29
    100 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 5:45 am
    @Lauraly: Is it this link?
  33. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 5:47 am
    Kilorien, you are my hero for the day. Thank you!!
  34. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 6:04 am
    So... now I know where I should avoid going shopping... and which Comcast technicians I shouldn`t allow in my home. o.0
    When I was in Maine there were only 31 mappable offenders.... the area I live in and travel to now has over 1300. =/
  35. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 7:47 am
    He was a snitch too. WAS. Catch my drift?

    LOL The others, ehhhhh not so much.

  36. Profile photo of hellervon
    hellervon Male 30-39
    274 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    That was bad is a funny way!!!! But if I find out that there is a child molester in my neighbor hood. They wouldn`t have time to put up a sign before I shot them in the head.
  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    can i be your hero too lauraly...
  38. Profile photo of Strawberry01
    Strawberry01 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    i like the lollipop and werewolf ones :D
  39. Profile photo of Missy-O
    Missy-O Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    I liked the Casper one and the wer-wolf one that was cute I guess....
  40. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    The werewolf and the hat ones are priceless.

    "Sure, a werewolf doesn`t have to wear pants around a playground, but I do it once and I can`t give out candy anymore. Real fair."

  41. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    October 24, 2008 at 12:40 am
    the werewolf one was kind of funny. the rest were just stupid.
  42. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 24, 2008 at 8:01 am
    :/
  43. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
    213 posts
    October 24, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    Not funny.


    Like, at all.

  44. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 24, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    ha, i loved the werewolf one.
    :D
  45. Profile photo of rasputin3x
    rasputin3x Male 18-29
    80 posts
    October 25, 2008 at 5:01 am
    that was mildly disturbing
  46. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    October 25, 2008 at 9:58 am
    Yes Zerocyde, Really, Kill Them. I thought my first post was fairly straight forward but in case you are still confused let me say it once more.

    Pedophiles should be killed.

    I`m not interested in elaborate torture, just an abrupt end to a malignant existence. They avail society nothing. I will not debate the matter, you are not likely to recant your belief nor am I.

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