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Date: 10/14/08 07:13 PM

107 Responses to Take The Online Rorschach Ink Blot Test

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18946 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Link: Take The Online Rorschach Ink Blot Test - OK, you took a gag Inkblot Test a few days ago. Now take the real thing and no, this is not a screamer.
  2. Profile photo of IceCreamYay
    IceCreamYay Female 13-17
    81 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    ....I`m 89% sick? Great.
  3. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    "You think everyone is out to get you, and you`re absolutely right."
    How did you know?? WHO ARE YOU??
  4. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    42% Sickness quotient... I`m pretty sane!
  5. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    Yes my question is answered! First thing I asked on the last one "Is this a screamer?"
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Nerd, for the last time, IAB doesn`t do screamers. We`re cooler than that.
  7. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    why do you have to put up such nonsense?
  8. Profile photo of Fleuve
    Fleuve Female 18-29
    8 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    Sickness Quotient: 98%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 98% is very disturbing.

    I guess I`m pretty sick, don`t know what they mean by that though. Sick as in crazy or what?

  9. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    I know davy, just prior to the last post, I had been screamed just a few minutes before it was posted; I was a little jumpy and insecure. I am sorry for doubting the powers of IAB
  10. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    damn. hit me spot on.
  11. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    448 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    So I didn`t see any of the answer choices in those images. Am I a freak?
  12. Profile photo of Toolchick101
    Toolchick101 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    The test was really dumb considering most of the answer choices were "An inkblot, right?" or "You just folded that in half"

    I typed everything in so there`s no way this is accurate. Here comes the randomly generated bs:

    Test Results

    Sickness Quotient: 90%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 90% is definitely something to worry about.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn`t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody`s wat

  13. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Sickness Quotient: 95%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 95% is very disturbing.

    Detailed Diagnosis


    Interpersonal Insights
    Your sense of self-entitlement means you`re probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you`re a horrible bore under the best of conditions.


    Job Performance & Attitude
    You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you`re a veterinarian.


    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you`re going to need a lot of preparation.

    whay did i do wrong :-O

  14. Profile photo of Toolchick101
    Toolchick101 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    Hmmm, the more I stare at the results page, the more I feel like this is suspiciously similar to sparknotes.com Which is now something else.
  15. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    ... n-n-ninety-one?
    I don`t understand....

  16. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    I totally was not expecting this:
    Sickness Quotient: 99%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    Your friends (both of them) think you`re a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they`ll still be your pals. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren`t you.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don`t call in sick.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "What doesn`t kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn`t kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"


    Most of what I saw wasn`t in the answe

  17. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    I only got a 62% Sick Rating. Why am I not like everyone else?

    It also says I have a strong sense of self-entitlement, I hate my job, and that everyone likes me because my life is so crappy they`re just happy they`re not me.

    Rough.

  18. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    I did the worst I could do and only got a 73
    WTH?
  19. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    still kind of a joke. The answers were obviously meant to be funny and not serious. The only real way to take this test is by having a mental health professional give it to you. It isn`t that exciting trust me and they always ask.."are you sure?" when you give them a logical answer instead of "it looks like a man raping his dog". Plus they don`t even give you the "results". Or at least I didn`t get mine. I don`t know if thats the norm though.
  20. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    the link isn`t working for me. Did we kill it?
  21. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    Sickness Quotient: 85%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 85% is definitely something to worry about.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you`re impossible to please and you never shutup. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you`re an idiot when you say it.
    ------------
    Interesting, though I can`t say it`s spot on :P
    I`ve never used anything close to "You are what you do when it counts.".

  22. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    On the other hand, the watchmen looks like a good movie
  23. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    I did finish it though just for the lulz anyways. my results


    Sickness Quotient: 100%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 100% is very disturbing.

    Detailed Diagnosis


    Interpersonal Insights
    You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you`re a worthless boob. Your friends (both of them) think you`re a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they`ll still be your pals.


    Job Performance & Attitude
    Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you`d work for 5 years to automate it. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.


    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you`re an idiot when you say it.

  24. Profile photo of thesimpsons
    thesimpsons Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    stupid thing
  25. Profile photo of kulekaitlyn
    kulekaitlyn Female 13-17
    111 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    wow that was a huge waste of time...and here i was thinking this was going to be legit.....i was very wrong. then again i should have expected such things from IAB. lol
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    I started to realize that this isn`t a very accurate test when one of the answers said, "I like pudding".
  27. Profile photo of Kinga750
    Kinga750 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    They all looked like random blots of ink to me. :(
  28. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    "This card gives me strong yearnings for members of my sex" O_O
  29. Profile photo of Kamarov
    Kamarov Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    Wow, my outcome was my complete opposite
  30. Profile photo of mandapanda28
    mandapanda28 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    82% sickness quotient. now my results i agree with a tiny bit..but it seems everyone is getting pretty high sickness quotients. either iab`s members are insane, or we need a new test.
    thinking about it...it`s probably the former.
  31. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    Sickness Quotient: 51%
    Your Sickness Quotient" of 51% is hardly cause for concern.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    Interpersonal Insights
    You think everyone is out to get you, and you`re absolutely right. It`s because you`re an awful person without any redeeming qualities. Your sense of self-entitlement means you`re probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

    Job Performance & Attitude
    You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you`re a veterinarian. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

  32. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    I want to do a real ink blot test D:
  33. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    My answers:
    1 .A mountainous village, the clouds indicate its somewhere in Oregon. There seems to be smoke coming from the mountain and two villagers are showing a great deal of concern in their face.

    2. It appears to be outside a boutique of some sort. Possibly a mystique shop. One of the two appears to be making a move on the other.

    3. It seems to be opening night of something in a Russian Opera House. There is a great line outside, there seems to be excitement from the people. The crowd appears to be well of and composed mostly of couples. There are a few children but they don`t show enthusiasm to be there.

    4. Fancylad

    5. Race number 5 in Calder Race Corse with Tom Durkin doing the call. There is great confusion in the stands as they do not understand what the horse is called. As of now AAAAARRRG, is winning but Yakasokimuchadora is in a close second.

    6. fancylad

  34. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    so wrong
  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    7. It appears to be a cruel 8th grade prank done on the assistant principle. They are hiding behind a bush and who knows what will be done to Mr. Edwards.

    8. Its a New England Jets game. You can clearly see a cameraman on the Patriots sideline. And Ed Houchuli is doing the officiating.

    9. A metaphor for a land of euphoria, and joy, and joyness. There are a few mystical creatures that want to lure another creature away from Fugu fish.

    10. fancylad


  36. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    After a while, I stopped caring
  37. Profile photo of Infinity838
    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    I have a ... 95% Sickness Quotient?
    I`m twisted!
  38. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    97% sickness quotient, NOW STOP LOOKING AT ME!!
    I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!!!!
  39. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    this was even stupider then the first page.

    yes stupider way stupider

  40. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    99% sickness quotient.

    sounds legit.

  41. Profile photo of kalela
    kalela Female 18-29
    195 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    45%.
    Sounds about right xD
  42. Profile photo of mutantsimon
    mutantsimon Male 18-29
    44 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Its another Joke site btw.

    TheInkBlot.com Privacy Policy & Terms Of Service

    We hope you enjoyed TheInkBlot.com and got a good laugh out of it. If you did, please send our link off to a friend or two. Thanks!

    Just so you paranoid types dont go all wristy-cutty.

  43. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    90%...

    Ahh, that was lame.

  44. Profile photo of Newt007
    Newt007 Male 30-39
    13 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    wow...that was amazingly stupid
  45. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5485 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    silly.
  46. Profile photo of starrstreet
    starrstreet Female 18-29
    401 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    Psh, that quiz blew. Didn`t get me right at all.
  47. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    These need to stop happening.
  48. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    YAYYY!! I`ve got 100%

    OH Wait! This is bad isn`t?

    But at least I laughed while doing it.

    "Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means. "

  49. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    wow, im actually kinda amazed at how dead on this is, and it wasnt all good...
  50. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    "Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means. ".....

    ...huh?

    "Congratulations! At a 46% Sickness Quotient, you`re almost well-adjusted."

    ...oh....

  51. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    lol, this was funny.
    general anstract analazis for an abstract thiking test
  52. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    That was really horrible to me, i feel really depressed now...

    hold me! *tear*

  53. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    This was bullpoo. All my answers were optional and I got:

    Test Results

    Sickness Quotient: 72%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 72% indicates therapy may be useful.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    Interpersonal Insights
    You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn`t be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

    Job Performance & Attitude
    You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can`t be two of you.

  54. Profile photo of teddyboy11
    teddyboy11 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 1:43 am
    The "Normalized superego versus chromatic phrenology index" is the mot absurd, made up, mish mash of pop psych words I have ever heard. This analysis of the test is absurd. This fact is proven even more so when considering the fact that the Rorschach is considered totally invalid for psychological evaluations as of 30 years ago.

    Weak Sauce .

  55. Profile photo of teddyboy11
    teddyboy11 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 1:46 am
    I apologize. I am really stoned... I made a few redundant claims. I repeat, I am high. I shant be held responsible for my actions.
  56. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 1:59 am
    65% sickness.
  57. Profile photo of 679755
    679755 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:12 am
    Sickness Quotient: 100%

    hmmmm.. ya, im F%$^ed up

  58. Profile photo of trinah1
    trinah1 Female 18-29
    156 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:15 am
    78% sickness.
  59. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 3:48 am
    if you go retabulate test results you get a random number
    irst i was 42% then i was 85% then 68% then 100%
    i think it is random
  60. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:17 am
    utter bollocks
  61. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 6:10 am
    That was fairly stupid.
  62. Profile photo of drohalloran
    drohalloran Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 6:47 am
    Total rubbish, this is a waste of time
  63. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:08 am
    Again I was hoping it would involve Rorschach for Watchmen. Again I was disappointed...
  64. Profile photo of milosd90
    milosd90 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:38 am
    why do u fill this site with this worthless crap? i remember a time when iab had far better material to offer...
  65. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:54 am
    Test Results

    Sickness Quotient: 86%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 86% is definitely something to worry about.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    Interpersonal Insights
    Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren`t you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn`t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

    Job Performance & Attitude
    Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent`s basement.

    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "It`s better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

  66. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:02 am
    those answers were pretty stupid...
  67. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:18 am
    stupidest thing ever, i like the other ink blot test better, and it sucked
  68. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:27 am
    boooohhhh!!!
  69. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:36 am
    the options were retarded and the results meant nothing
  70. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1521 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:38 am
    i want to take a real one! but not the one on tickle.com or whatever that is...its WAYYYYYYYYYY too long!
  71. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:48 am
    im sorry but they were all just vaginas
  72. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:53 am
    blaten cheers for that :) hahaha. couldn`t be ore funny. poor guy though
  73. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:07 am
    84% sickness rating. that makes no sense, can someone be 0% sik or 100% sik?

    the 8th looked like the FA Cup

  74. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:13 am
    89% crazy
  75. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Sickness Quotient: 93%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 93% is very disturbing.

    Oh, that`s funny. I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

  76. Profile photo of ViralVids
    ViralVids Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 10:59 am
    The last one was definitely a Grunt from the halo series that just got stuck from a plasma `nade. Prove me wrong anybody.
  77. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 11:00 am
    80%

    i think its cuz i wrote in almost every one.

  78. Profile photo of dramapunk
    dramapunk Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 11:09 am
    80% but I wrote almost all of them in so that might be why. *shrugs* I am still a little bored.
  79. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    lol 94%, and the insights were completely wrong
  80. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    66. the diagnosis was completely wrong
  81. Profile photo of DragonWinter
    DragonWinter Female 13-17
    118 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    98%

    I`m too positive...

    What a lovely experience this has been, I`d like to do it again sometime. Please keep posting good links. Thank you.

  82. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    61. they all had stupid retarded answers so i wrote my answers in for almost all of them
    Also, i tried finding a serious one yesteday found one that looks legit, but after like 5 questions it shows one that looks like boobs and then all of the sudden a gif of penis going in and out of a vagina with the song machine head by bush playing (the part that goes "breath in, breath out, breath in breath out, breath in!")
    i found it less annoying than those screamers
  83. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    45%... And it was right! :P
  84. Profile photo of Alkerath
    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    96%......
  85. Profile photo of JokeWolf
    JokeWolf Male 18-29
    108 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    The thing just kept giving me random numbers. What`s worse, I was freaking out through the whole thing because I`m nervous about anything on the internet this time of year. Especially after that "Audio Visual Test" from last Halloween.
  86. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    This quiz is mean, it told me that `In other words, you`re impossible to please and you never shutup.`
    BTW I got 97%, and I thought that score was good >_>
  87. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    100%


  88. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    I had searched a bunch of these the other day... One of them suddenly turned into a nasty video that scared me half to death.

    I had taken this one a few days ago when I found it.

  89. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Sickness Quotient: 85%
    i dont have a job to hate so screw you online test :D
  90. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Haha! The first graph says "Phrenology." XD That`s the science of telling what a person`s strengths and weaknesses are by measuring the bumps on their heads. XD
  91. Profile photo of HelloCheese
    HelloCheese Female 13-17
    39 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 10:27 am
    whatever, this test is carp.
  92. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 1:00 am
    PSYC is crap
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    camillerr Female 13-17
    14 posts
    October 23, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Geyy, 76% sickness, indecates schitzophrenia?
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    karasunshine Female 30-39
    9 posts
    November 3, 2008 at 7:08 am
    Okay, so I got a 99% sickness factor. I will have to do better next time :)
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    this test is retarded. Just click "Retabulate results" and get a whole new answer.
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    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    November 21, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    :P Phhhooweyyy....
  97. Profile photo of xxmiskawaiix
    xxmiskawaiix Female 13-17
    102 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    Sickness Quotient: 91%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 91% is very disturbing.
    Detailed Diagnosis
    Interpersonal Insights
    You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn`t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.
    Job Performance & Attitude
    You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent`s basement. You hate your job but will never leave it. That`s because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.
    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I`m Okay, You`re Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

    Ok, NONE of that is true! Iz a happy, friendly person!In 6th grade I got the "Being nice to others" Award! I just am kinda weird and I have a HUGE imagination, which

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    xXxArcticxXx Female 18-29
    35 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Sickness Quotient: 65%
    Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 65% is a little worriesome.

    Detailed Diagnosis


    Interpersonal Insights
    You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you`re a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you`re a worthless boob.


    Job Performance & Attitude
    You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.


    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you`ve succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.

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    IntegVicious Female 18-29
    45 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 1:16 am
    Sickness Quotient: 81%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 81% is definitely something to worry about.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren`t you. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you`re the kind of person that can`t even get a temporary visa.

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    suckmycock24 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 2:38 am
    did anyone notice that the graph talks about food drinks nd snacks if u read the text
  101. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:41 am
    This was weird... It got a lot right or pretty close to what I actually think or do XD It was kind of insulting in the results, I don`t think it was "real" or it`d sound more professional.. lol
  102. Profile photo of Concerto
    Concerto Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    I got 49%.

    But ti was totally fake.

    I think the first question was almost real. Then it started getting scary lol.

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    vicev Female 13-17
    2 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:03 am
    Sickness Quotient: 96%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.

    well, that`s reassuring.

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    andytriop Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 27, 2009 at 10:05 am
    lol i got
    Sickness Quotient: 96%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.
    i agree, very re-assuring
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    Mysecretside Female 13-17
    18 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:13 am
    I think your supposed to take this quiz when your hungry lol.
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    46% Really, this is very drating dumb
  107. Profile photo of Margaret_k77
    Margaret_k77 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 29, 2015 at 1:49 pm
    This test is more real and accurate as for me http://rorschach-inkblot-test.com/

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