Take The Online Rorschach Ink Blot Test

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Quizzes
http://theinkblot.com/

OK, you took a gag Inkblot Test a few days ago. Now take the real thing and no, this is not a screamer.
There are 106 comments:
Female 2
This test is more real and accurate as for me http://rorschach-inkblot-test.com/
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Male 734
46% Really, this is very drating dumb
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Female 18
I think your supposed to take this quiz when your hungry lol.
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Male 1
lol i got
Sickness Quotient: 96%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.
i agree, very re-assuring
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Female 2
Sickness Quotient: 96%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.

well, that`s reassuring.

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Female 123
I got 49%.

But ti was totally fake.

I think the first question was almost real. Then it started getting scary lol.

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Female 901
This was weird... It got a lot right or pretty close to what I actually think or do XD It was kind of insulting in the results, I don`t think it was "real" or it`d sound more professional.. lol
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Male 22
did anyone notice that the graph talks about food drinks nd snacks if u read the text
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Female 45
Sickness Quotient: 81%
Your Sickness Quotient of 81% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren`t you. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you`re the kind of person that can`t even get a temporary visa.

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Female 35
Sickness Quotient: 65%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 65% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you`re a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you`re a worthless boob.


Job Performance & Attitude
You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you`ve succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.

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Female 102
Sickness Quotient: 91%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 91% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn`t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.
Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent`s basement. You hate your job but will never leave it. That`s because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I`m Okay, You`re Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

Ok, NONE of that is true! Iz a happy, friendly person!In 6th grade I got the "Being nice to others" Award! I just am kinda weird and I have a HUGE imagination, which

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Female 76
:P Phhhooweyyy....
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Female 1,006
this test is retarded. Just click "Retabulate results" and get a whole new answer.
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Female 9
Okay, so I got a 99% sickness factor. I will have to do better next time :)
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Female 14
Geyy, 76% sickness, indecates schitzophrenia?
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Male 612
PSYC is crap
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Female 39
whatever, this test is carp.
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Female 1,231
Haha! The first graph says "Phrenology." XD That`s the science of telling what a person`s strengths and weaknesses are by measuring the bumps on their heads. XD
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Male 1,164
Sickness Quotient: 85%
i dont have a job to hate so screw you online test :D
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Female 917
I had searched a bunch of these the other day... One of them suddenly turned into a nasty video that scared me half to death.

I had taken this one a few days ago when I found it.

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Male 848
100%


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Male 2,395
This quiz is mean, it told me that `In other words, you`re impossible to please and you never shutup.`
BTW I got 97%, and I thought that score was good >_>
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Male 108
The thing just kept giving me random numbers. What`s worse, I was freaking out through the whole thing because I`m nervous about anything on the internet this time of year. Especially after that "Audio Visual Test" from last Halloween.
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Female 143
96%......
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Female 194
45%... And it was right! :P
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Male 1,584
61. they all had stupid retarded answers so i wrote my answers in for almost all of them
Also, i tried finding a serious one yesteday found one that looks legit, but after like 5 questions it shows one that looks like boobs and then all of the sudden a gif of penis going in and out of a vagina with the song machine head by bush playing (the part that goes "breath in, breath out, breath in breath out, breath in!")
i found it less annoying than those screamers
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Female 118
98%

I`m too positive...

What a lovely experience this has been, I`d like to do it again sometime. Please keep posting good links. Thank you.

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Male 764
lol 94%, and the insights were completely wrong
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Female 80
80% but I wrote almost all of them in so that might be why. *shrugs* I am still a little bored.
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Male 2,553
80%

i think its cuz i wrote in almost every one.

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Male 135
The last one was definitely a Grunt from the halo series that just got stuck from a plasma `nade. Prove me wrong anybody.
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Female 1,212
Sickness Quotient: 93%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 93% is very disturbing.

Oh, that`s funny. I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Female 374
89% crazy
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Male 4,867
84% sickness rating. that makes no sense, can someone be 0% sik or 100% sik?

the 8th looked like the FA Cup

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Male 2,388
blaten cheers for that :) hahaha. couldn`t be ore funny. poor guy though
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Male 2,388
im sorry but they were all just vaginas
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Female 1,534
i want to take a real one! but not the one on tickle.com or whatever that is...its WAYYYYYYYYYY too long!
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Female 324
the options were retarded and the results meant nothing
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Female 660
boooohhhh!!!
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Male 2,855
stupidest thing ever, i like the other ink blot test better, and it sucked
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Male 773
those answers were pretty stupid...
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Male 271
Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 86%
Your Sickness Quotient of 86% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren`t you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn`t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent`s basement.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It`s better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

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Male 67
why do u fill this site with this worthless crap? i remember a time when iab had far better material to offer...
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Male 1,254
Again I was hoping it would involve Rorschach for Watchmen. Again I was disappointed...
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Male 8
Total rubbish, this is a waste of time
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Male 4,594
That was fairly stupid.
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Male 369
utter bollocks
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Male 325
if you go retabulate test results you get a random number
irst i was 42% then i was 85% then 68% then 100%
i think it is random
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Female 156
78% sickness.
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Male 33
Sickness Quotient: 100%

hmmmm.. ya, im F%$^ed up

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Female 1,984
65% sickness.
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Male 101
I apologize. I am really stoned... I made a few redundant claims. I repeat, I am high. I shant be held responsible for my actions.
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Male 101
The "Normalized superego versus chromatic phrenology index" is the mot absurd, made up, mish mash of pop psych words I have ever heard. This analysis of the test is absurd. This fact is proven even more so when considering the fact that the Rorschach is considered totally invalid for psychological evaluations as of 30 years ago.

Weak Sauce .

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Male 602
This was bullpoo. All my answers were optional and I got:

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 72%
Your Sickness Quotient of 72% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn`t be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can`t be two of you.

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Male 2,510
That was really horrible to me, i feel really depressed now...

hold me! *tear*

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Male 276
lol, this was funny.
general anstract analazis for an abstract thiking test
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Female 1,690
"Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means. ".....

...huh?

"Congratulations! At a 46% Sickness Quotient, you`re almost well-adjusted."

...oh....

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Male 503
wow, im actually kinda amazed at how dead on this is, and it wasnt all good...
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Male 167
YAYYY!! I`ve got 100%

OH Wait! This is bad isn`t?

But at least I laughed while doing it.

"Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means. "

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Male 731
These need to stop happening.
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Female 400
Psh, that quiz blew. Didn`t get me right at all.
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Male 5,620
silly.
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Male 13
wow...that was amazingly stupid
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Male 909
90%...

Ahh, that was lame.

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Male 44
Its another Joke site btw.

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Just so you paranoid types dont go all wristy-cutty.

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Female 195
45%.
Sounds about right xD
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Female 236
99% sickness quotient.

sounds legit.

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Male 1,182
this was even stupider then the first page.

yes stupider way stupider

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Female 247
97% sickness quotient, NOW STOP LOOKING AT ME!!
I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!!!!
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Female 182
I have a ... 95% Sickness Quotient?
I`m twisted!
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Male 1,958
After a while, I stopped caring
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Male 7,933
7. It appears to be a cruel 8th grade prank done on the assistant principle. They are hiding behind a bush and who knows what will be done to Mr. Edwards.

8. Its a New England Jets game. You can clearly see a cameraman on the Patriots sideline. And Ed Houchuli is doing the officiating.

9. A metaphor for a land of euphoria, and joy, and joyness. There are a few mystical creatures that want to lure another creature away from Fugu fish.

10. fancylad


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Male 276
so wrong
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Male 7,933
My answers:
1 .A mountainous village, the clouds indicate its somewhere in Oregon. There seems to be smoke coming from the mountain and two villagers are showing a great deal of concern in their face.

2. It appears to be outside a boutique of some sort. Possibly a mystique shop. One of the two appears to be making a move on the other.

3. It seems to be opening night of something in a Russian Opera House. There is a great line outside, there seems to be excitement from the people. The crowd appears to be well of and composed mostly of couples. There are a few children but they don`t show enthusiasm to be there.

4. Fancylad

5. Race number 5 in Calder Race Corse with Tom Durkin doing the call. There is great confusion in the stands as they do not understand what the horse is called. As of now AAAAARRRG, is winning but Yakasokimuchadora is in a close second.

6. fancylad

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Female 189
I want to do a real ink blot test D:
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Female 1,652
Sickness Quotient: 51%
Your Sickness Quotient" of 51% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you`re absolutely right. It`s because you`re an awful person without any redeeming qualities. Your sense of self-entitlement means you`re probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you`re a veterinarian. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

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Female 112
82% sickness quotient. now my results i agree with a tiny bit..but it seems everyone is getting pretty high sickness quotients. either iab`s members are insane, or we need a new test.
thinking about it...it`s probably the former.
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Male 91
Wow, my outcome was my complete opposite
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Male 1,540
"This card gives me strong yearnings for members of my sex" O_O
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Male 136
They all looked like random blots of ink to me. :(
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Female 15,763
I started to realize that this isn`t a very accurate test when one of the answers said, "I like pudding".
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Female 111
wow that was a huge waste of time...and here i was thinking this was going to be legit.....i was very wrong. then again i should have expected such things from IAB. lol
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Male 168
stupid thing
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Female 4,376
I did finish it though just for the lulz anyways. my results


Sickness Quotient: 100%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 100% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you`re a worthless boob. Your friends (both of them) think you`re a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they`ll still be your pals.


Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you`d work for 5 years to automate it. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you`re an idiot when you say it.

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Male 1,825
On the other hand, the watchmen looks like a good movie
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Male 778
Sickness Quotient: 85%
Your Sickness Quotient of 85% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you`re impossible to please and you never shutup. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you`re an idiot when you say it.
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Interesting, though I can`t say it`s spot on :P
I`ve never used anything close to "You are what you do when it counts.".

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Female 627
the link isn`t working for me. Did we kill it?
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Female 4,376
still kind of a joke. The answers were obviously meant to be funny and not serious. The only real way to take this test is by having a mental health professional give it to you. It isn`t that exciting trust me and they always ask.."are you sure?" when you give them a logical answer instead of "it looks like a man raping his dog". Plus they don`t even give you the "results". Or at least I didn`t get mine. I don`t know if thats the norm though.
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Male 742
I did the worst I could do and only got a 73
WTH?
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Female 1,545
I only got a 62% Sick Rating. Why am I not like everyone else?

It also says I have a strong sense of self-entitlement, I hate my job, and that everyone likes me because my life is so crappy they`re just happy they`re not me.

Rough.

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Male 637
I totally was not expecting this:
Sickness Quotient: 99%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you`re a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they`ll still be your pals. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren`t you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don`t call in sick.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "What doesn`t kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn`t kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"


Most of what I saw wasn`t in the answe

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Female 602
... n-n-ninety-one?
I don`t understand....

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Female 99
Hmmm, the more I stare at the results page, the more I feel like this is suspiciously similar to sparknotes.com Which is now something else.
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Male 1,766
Sickness Quotient: 95%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 95% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you`re probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you`re a horrible bore under the best of conditions.


Job Performance & Attitude
You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you`re a veterinarian.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you`re going to need a lot of preparation.

whay did i do wrong :-O

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Female 99
The test was really dumb considering most of the answer choices were "An inkblot, right?" or "You just folded that in half"

I typed everything in so there`s no way this is accurate. Here comes the randomly generated bs:

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 90%
Your Sickness Quotient of 90% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn`t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

* Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody`s wat

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Male 448
So I didn`t see any of the answer choices in those images. Am I a freak?
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Male 1,089
damn. hit me spot on.
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Male 5,970
I know davy, just prior to the last post, I had been screamed just a few minutes before it was posted; I was a little jumpy and insecure. I am sorry for doubting the powers of IAB
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Female 8
Sickness Quotient: 98%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 98% is very disturbing.

I guess I`m pretty sick, don`t know what they mean by that though. Sick as in crazy or what?

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Male 350
why do you have to put up such nonsense?
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Male 12,138
Nerd, for the last time, IAB doesn`t do screamers. We`re cooler than that.
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Male 5,970
Yes my question is answered! First thing I asked on the last one "Is this a screamer?"
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Male 1,765
42% Sickness quotient... I`m pretty sane!
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Male 1,788
"You think everyone is out to get you, and you`re absolutely right."
How did you know?? WHO ARE YOU??
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Female 81
....I`m 89% sick? Great.
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Male 19,873
Link: Take The Online Rorschach Ink Blot Test [Rate Link] - OK, you took a gag Inkblot Test a few days ago. Now take the real thing and no, this is not a screamer.
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