Rollerblader Almost Dies

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago in Sports

Damn, and we were so close to getting rid of one more.
There are 47 comments:
Male 279
wasn`t even close... I did enjoy the fall tho, for a sec I thought it could`ve hurt him
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Male 3,431
You can have your fail, and eat it too.
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Male 271
hehe... kids these days...
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Male 1,232
1) Oww and 2) Those kids are fags.
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Male 174
Yay now he gets to try again!
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Male 2,553
... he didnt really nearly die.
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Male 1,347
I`m just surprised he had the presence of mind, or maybe his survival instinct just kicked in, to grab the wall keeping him from cracking his skull.

good show lad, you get to try it again

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Male 2,850
Everyone who is wondering how he almost died, please report to my place of work, where I will hold you from your ankles out of the window and drop you two metres directly onto your head.

A quick back of the envelope says you`ll be traveling at 6m/s, or 13mph. So, to put it another way; run at a brick wall and smash your head into it like a battering ram, and you`ve got some idea.

Anyone still want to question why it says he nearly died?

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Male 303
in whut way did he almost die?

if he landed on his head or something maybe.

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Male 1,540
Let`s go to burger king.
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Male 182
Good thing his hat broke the fall.
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Male 73
not even close to dying. maybe losing his legs or paralysis BUT NOT DYING!
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Female 2,044
in the slow-mo, you see his leg bend weirdly.
*cringes*
i thought he had broken it, but i guess not...
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Male 448
Haha lets go to burger kind!
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Male 555
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ROLLERBLADING ON A ROOF?!?!?!?!
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Male 2,510
he "nearly died" because he nearly landed on his head, which more than likely would have killed him.
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Male 9,306
You hear the kid saying "Let`s go to Burger King!"

Nice buddy there.

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Male 1,266
Lol.. wow.. I couldn`t help but think how easy it would be to mix that up and get some nice music, he made a lovely tinging sound as he fell off followed by two thuds as his head and shin hit the bar that would make a nice beat :P
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Female 15,763
The buckles are there for a reason. Hopefully he learned something.

That, and being on wheels near edges of buildings is usually not a good idea.

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Male 954
Thats why he should have drating buckled his drating helmet the stupid drating moron darwins law is at a loss today or whenever the drate this happened...
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Male 2,148
What douchebags... last time I broke a bone (right hand, 2 fingers) I stood up, walked to my mom, and sat in a car for about 25 minutes to go to the hospital. Didn`t complain. Maybe the fall was cool, but they thought the guy was awesome because he had a couple scrapes on his legs...

"Show `em the other shin!" -Nameless douchebag who should get off my planet.

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Male 325
next time idiot accually strap on your helmet so it does not come off just when you need it the most
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Male 1,361
Wednesday, October 8, 2008 3:15:05 PM
wear a flipping helmet you rad rebellious teen douchbag!

he was...it just fell off,

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Female 228
wear a flipping helmet you rad rebellious teen douchbag!
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Male 1,765
"almosts dies?!
few scraps and a dead leg.

done."

If hed had fallen a few inches further, he would have broke his neck or head.

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Male 1,704
almosts dies?!
few scraps and a dead leg.

done.

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Male 610
why was he going backwards? was he trying to stop?
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Male 1,765
What the hell was he doing anyway on a rooftop skating backwards?
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Male 970
exaggeration?
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Male 1,557
How did he `nearly die` ?
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Female 1,287
Why do they have to play it 20 more times after the actual video?
I watched it for 15 seconds, and I was happy.
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Male 428
stupid skaters? why u say that..are u just jealous that they have talent that u dont have
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Male 848
i strongly agree w/ plowerd.
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Female 924
What was he trying to do anyway?
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Male 120
Fruit Boots are gay.
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Male 334
Is it just me or is anyone else getting sick of people showing the initial video...then slowing it down to 22 different speeds to show it? i find it irritating. oh, and stupid skaters.
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Male 667
heheh~ he got scared at the last moment
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Male 17,512
That looked like a neck breaker to me.
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Male 2,422
lol let`s go to burger king!
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Male 44
HOLY CRAP! OMY GOSH!
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Male 3,461
"Are you ok?" in super slow-mo.
Jeez, what do you think?
"Let`s go to Burger King."... ummm, no? Let`s go to the hospital? The kid could barely walk...
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Male 350
haha...

"I`m sooo gonna make that jump I`m soooooo gonna impress da chixx"
2 secons later:
"stop..stop..stopp..stop pleeeease stop..I don`t wan... WHOOOSH"

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Female 331
That`s ALL that happened to him? It looked like he could`ve broken both legs and smashed his head--this kid is all sorts of lucky.
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Male 194
holy poo... that looked like it EFFING hurt!
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Male 133
WHAT THE FUDGE!
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Male 47
drat you
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Male 382
Link: Rollerblader Almost Dies [Rate Link] - Damn, and we were so close to getting rid of one more.
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